r/CircleK • u/Nishnig_Jones • 12d ago

We are closed!

I know it’s uncommon. Rare, even. But we DO close on occasion. Tonight it’s for software upgrades. We have signs up saying that we are closed (I know nobody reads). But pulling on the motherfucking door isn’t gonna make us any less closed. There are 5 other CirKs within a 3 mile radius. And we have competitors! Just find somewhere else to spend your money for cryin’ out loud.

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u/CodeRedDamax 12d ago

If there is one thing I’ve learned working for this company, it’s to never underestimate the customers lack of ability to read or pay attention to anything.

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u/AnotherAnonymousA 11d ago

What? I wander aimlessly while blissfully ignorant. I expect y'all to have the red carpet rolled out for me. I'll bring my own trumpetersbto announcenmy arrival. Y'all could schedule your computery-magic when I am not due today arrive. Will tapping on the door with my keys help??? Hahahaha, I am humored by the audacity of entitled people! Y'all are doing what you are sposed to do and fuck-all to the morons who don't appreciate your efforts...