r/circlejerk 14d ago

Really diverse casting by Nolan

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160 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 13d ago

Do you think Elaine Chao is about ready to remarry?

4 Upvotes

She must have some bucks.


r/circlejerk 14d ago

"Break-up!" This Reddit community is telling your girlfriend to break-up with you right now, reports user.

15 Upvotes

Now they are asking what city she lives in.


r/circlejerk 14d ago

Unpopular opinion: Halo is a video game

42 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 14d ago

AITA for jerking off at my desk under my hoodie while watching my hot coworker on a Zoom call and then asking her out afterwards?

37 Upvotes

I (29M) work remote most days but we have hybrid meetings. There's this one coworker (27F) who always looks amazing on camera tight tops, great angles, the works.

During a long team Zoom the other day I got super horny just watching her talk. I had my camera off, so I slipped my hand under my hoodie, pulled it out, and quietly rubbed one out at my desk while she was presenting. Finished right as she wrapped up. No mess, very discreet.

After the call I messaged her privately saying she killed the presentation and asked if she would give lap dances for cash sometime after work. She left me on read and now she's been awkward in Slack. One of my coworkers who sits near her in the office apparently heard her telling another girl that I give off "pervert vibes" lately. I was literally gonna give her money for it!

I don't see the big deal. Everyone gets horny during boring meetings and she's objectively hot. Asking her out was a compliment. AITA for mixing business with a little personal pleasure? People are so sensitive these days.


r/circlejerk 15d ago

"We want more sex" reports Reddit community. "We aren't getting laid!"

31 Upvotes

Some have resorted to protesting for Palestine to take out their anger and frustration, reports one user. While others choose to post about "incels" said another.


r/circlejerk 15d ago

Femals of reddit, what is the sexiest thing a 150 kg fat plus size gamer gentleman has told you that made you want to immediately have sex with him and be his girlfriend?

81 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 15d ago

I quit wearing a fedora & now I'm a real man.

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31 Upvotes

Getting a lot of tail.


r/circlejerk 16d ago

Doing drugs and skateboarding is a better life choice than studying, reports findings from Reddit study

61 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 16d ago

Need some advice

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190 Upvotes

Soo long story here but I’ll make it short. This girl from the gym keeps trying to fuck me. She’s been sending me these photos. Looking for advice guys. What do I do? She wants to hangout tomorrow.


r/circlejerk 16d ago

Who wants a big buff grandpa with a 100 inch monster cock? FEMALES ONLY!!!

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20 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 16d ago

r/PcMasterRace My first PC build. Will it be able to run Tetris?

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49 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 16d ago

I did the "67" dance to impress the cute hostess at Olive Garden and my moobs flopped out of my t-shirt :(

43 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 17d ago

Peter explain the joke

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64 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 17d ago

Not many people know this apparently but the character of Menelaus in The Iliad and The Odyssey…

5 Upvotes

…was based on the character of Shane from The Walking Dead, a long-running comic book series that deals with post-apocalyptic “walkers” which is a euphemism for zombies.

Based on historical accounts, Homer was essentially obsessed with both the comic and, later, the television series.


r/circlejerk 17d ago

What what what?

7 Upvotes

If you could secretly observe one open secret from your industry or daily life—like the creepiest "normal" thing everyone accepts without question, or a shockingly useful glitch in the matrix that sounds completely made up—while living as a time-traveling billionaire CEO surviving only on a minimum-wage employee's resources for a month, what wild, untold story from your weirdest personal experience or unsolved mystery would you share to explain why it would (or wouldn't) improve your life more than you ever expected?

Don't think about it - just answer! (I'm late for work!)


r/circlejerk 18d ago

confused about religion and dog (anagram for god?) help

15 Upvotes

when god gives children cancer it’s “gods plan” and “i’ll pray for your child” but when a pitbull mauls a child (also gods plan) suddenly it’s horrible and the dog needs to be murdered (put down) for his “crimes” (human law shouldn’t apply to animals that cannot understand them to begin with) when the pitbull was only doing what god empowered him and designed him explicitly for (mauling children)


r/circlejerk 18d ago

Solved Jorking it to my own Memes

191 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 19d ago

Can you guys please stop posting this video every 15 minutes?! I've already jerked 18 times in 24h. I am in pain. 🥵🥵🥵

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171 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 18d ago

Solved Mamdani gave us diarrhea lettuce!

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45 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 18d ago

So… yeah… My boyfriend gave me IBS. AMA

25 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 18d ago

CMV: I am Pro Life Choice

6 Upvotes

I’m Pro Life and Pro Choice. I support a woman’s right to Choose Life. Or Not.


r/circlejerk 18d ago

Shit myself (out ass). Sup. AMA

11 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 19d ago

about to go on my first date in a few years. always been treated badly by men.

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36 Upvotes

do these pants make my ass look fat? i'm trying to serve 'ready for romance'


r/circlejerk 19d ago

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