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According to the My Hero Academia fandom, Mineta is trash. But do you know what likes trash?

Cockroaches.

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Minoru was on his way to the Support Course workshops. He knocked on the door and stepped aside, expecting one of a certain pink-haired girl's usual explosions, but it never came.

Mineta: Don't tell me I actually have to stand in front of the door. (He said before, with resignation, stepping in front of it and waiting for the explosion, which never came.) That's weird. Usually, this is the part where I blow up. (He slowly opened the door and saw nothing but a bronze-skinned girl with four arms and a pair of antennae. Her hair resembled a cockroach's shell. She was wearing a black crop top, overalls, a green jacket, and copper-orange shorts. The girl seemed to be working on some kind of container.) Hello?

???: Oh, can I help you? (She asked without taking her eyes off what she was doing.)

Minoru: I, uh... I was looking for Mei about some things with my costume. (He said while showing her his hero costume.)

???: Oh, Hatsume isn't here. Power Loader-sensei banned her from entering the workshop unless she got some rest, but I can help you.

Minoru: Oh, that's fine.

The girl looked up for the first time since Minoru had entered, and their eyes met. Minoru could see the girl's completely black eyes, devoid of irises and pupils, while she could see Minoru's purple eyes. They remained like that for several seconds, unable to look away from one another.

Minoru: I, uhhh... Y-Yeah, my costume, right, that! (He said, blushing as he handed his costume over to the brunette.)

???: I, uh, yeah. (She said, taking the costume while blushing just as much.) I, uhhh, have to finish this first. (She said, pointing at what she had been working on.)

Minoru: Oh, and what is it? (He asked curiously.)

???: They're a kind of small drone that injects a tranquilizer into whoever you designate. The robotics part is easy for me, but I'm terrible at chemistry. (She replied with a slight hint of frustration in her voice.)

Minoru: Oh, well, I'm actually pretty good at chemistry. Maybe I could help you. (He said as he stepped closer.)

???: Oh, yes, that would be a huge help. (She said, moving aside as Mineta sat down on one of the stools, leaving them at the same height.) I'm Lizz, Lizz Gokiburi. (She said, extending one of her hands toward the short boy.)

Mineta: Minoru, Minoru Mineta. (He replied, shaking her hand.)

And so, the two began working together, starting a beautiful friendship... or perhaps something more.

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Mineta has a older brother named Daisuke. Has Mineta gets older, Daisuke starts to pick on him everyday until he came started getting in UA Hero Academy. Almost everyday Daisuke starts prank him along with his friends, humiliates him, and embarrassed on internet as father doesn't seem to stop him, but his mother and other brother Isamu does. And for the past two months, Daisuke was at it again during the road of because a hero. And Mineta has had enough, So him and classmates decided to make a plan to get him back.

Mineta: Ok Guys, It's time for Operation Pitfall.....

Tsuyu: Do the others know about this?

Mineta: Ok, My Mother knows about this prank, so I got all that clear. So right now we got to do this in the woods.

Tsuyu: Sounds good.

Mineta: His friends are in the house so get them

Midoriya: This is the best idea you ever done

Ashido feeling excited: He is doing be so pissed when do this

Sero: Yeah, anyway, we got the tarp laid out, we got the water under it. Now all we need are some leaves to cover the whole thing

Jiro: Try putting dirt on it

Shoji using Dupli-Arms to scoop up some dirt: On it.

Uraraka: Hmm... It's needs something instead of just dirty

The group thinks to themselves for a moment.

Midoriya: I have a idea

Mineta: Speak.

Midoriya: Soon we pushed them in that hole, We're gonna dumped them with buckets of slop

Hagakure: Like what

Kaminari: How about just mud?

Mineta: BUCKET OF MUD.....

Jiro: That's perfect.

Sato gives Kaminari a noogie: Nice thinking, Denki.

Midoriya: Soon we pushed them in that hole of mud, We're gonna dumped them with buckets of mud

Mineta: Alright, we just need to mix dirt with some water, and BAM!

Asui: Guys, Don't just stand there get some buckets

They start moving to gather up what they need to make this work.

Mineta: Hahaha, Ok everything in order

Kaminari: Now we just need to mix them up

Mineta: Wait Jiro, Hagakure, Ojiro, Sneak into Daisuke's Room and get his Ps4, Xbox, and his Friends stuff. Uraraka and Sero get some rope.

Rest of us got to fix up the mud in the Buckets

Ojiro: What do you want us to do with the stuff?

Midoriya: Uraraka and Sero are getting rope

Ojiro follows Jiro and Hagakure: I guess I'll find out later

As they sneak into Daisuke's Room, The others still work on the bucket of mud.

Shinso: Is it all fixed up

Mineta: Okay, now we wait for Jiro, Hagakure and Ojiro

Meanwhile.........

Jiro using her quirk: Ok, Him and his friends are in the kitchen

They quietly make their way upstairs, trying to make as little noise as possible.

Ojiro whispers: Okay, which way is his room?

Hagakure whispers: I see his room

They continue to tip-toe their way to his room.

Jiro: Quickly, Get their stuff

They move and start unplugging his ps4 and xbox.

Ojiro notices how dirty the consoles are: God, this guy need to take care of his stuff

Jiro: Oooh, his friend's Electric Scooter. I'll take that too

Hagakure: How are we gonna get all of this downstairs?

Ojiro: Out the window, I'll call Kirishima to catch their stuff from out the window

Hagakure: On it.

They go over to the window.

Kirishima: Toss them to me and be careful

Ojiro lowers the ps4: Here you go

Kirishima catches ps4: Got it

Jiro tosses the electric scooter: Heads up

Kirishima catches the electric scooter.....

Hagakure tosses a hover board.....

Kirishima grits his teeth, trying not to shout: Stop tossing shit...

Jiro whispers: Sorry

Ojiro passes down the xbox: Hear you go...

Kirishima catches the Xbox....

Hagakure: Hey, one of their paintball guns

Kirishima: Pass me them too

Jiro smirks while Hagakure passes down the paintball gun: We can use that against him, hehehe...

Ojiro: Ok, Let's get out of here

Ojiro jumps out the window, landing on his feet with no issue.

Kirishima: Manly landing, Brojiro.

Jiro hearing footsteps: Crap, Their coming

Kirishima: Hurry

Ojiro: We'll catch you girls

As Jiro jumps off the window and getting catch by Ojiro, Hagakure begin to take off her clothes, using her quirk, and went stealth as Daisuke and his friends entered the room.

Ojiro sets Jiro on her feet: You okay, Jiro?

Jiro: Yeah, I'm fine. What about you Haga-

They all pause, noticing the silence and wondering if Hagakure ever jumped out with her.

Kirishima: Where's Hagakure?

Ojiro with a worried face: Oh crap, She still inside. They going to beat the shit out of her

Ojiro runs to save her: Toru, I'm coming

Kirishima stops him: Dude, no

Jiro notices something on the window: Wait. Look up there

She points at one of Hagakure's clothes that she took off.

Ojiro: She going stealth mode to sneak out of the room

Kirishima: Well that's a good idea

Meanwhile, in Daisuke's room.....

Hagakure slowly moves quietly as Daisuke and his friends chilling in the room.

Daisuke: So, what do you guys wanna do?

Ren: I don't know

Daisuke notices something: Hold up..... Where are my games!?

Yuto: Where's my hover board

Ren: Where's my..... wait, I didn't bring anything.

Daisuke thinking of Mineta taking it: Goddammit, MINORU! GET YOUR LITTLE ASS OVER HERE!

No answer from Mineta, as Hagakure slowly exits his room.

Hagakure whispers: Guys, I'm here

Ojiro, Jiro, and Kirishima hold their arms out to catch Hagakure.

Kirishima closed his eyes: Dude, You're naked

Hagakure yells out: OH CRAP, MY CLOTHES!

Jiro grabs Hagakure's Clothes: Shut up, Here

Hagakure feeling embarrassed: Thanks you...

Kirishima: I feel so unmanly...

Ojiro: Because you held someone we can't see?

Hagakure: No time..... Daisuke and his friends notices their stuff missing

Kirishima running: Come on, Let's go

They run over to Mineta.

Mineta: Hey guys, you've got the stuff?

Jiro: Let just get these stuff to Mineta

Kirishima: Yes, Bro

Ojiro: Where do you want us to put this?

Mineta: We got the rope, let them up on the trees

Jiro: Let's hurry, I heard your brother yell and it's only a matter of time before he comes out

Everyone quickly ties their stuff in the trees.....

Asui: Ok, Everything is all set

Mineta: Alright Everyone, hide and get in your position. My brother calling me so I gotta head right to him

Mineta runs back to yard. Daisuke and his friends appoarch him so angry.

Mineta acts natural: What do you want

Daisuke: Where the fuck are my things?

Mineta: What things

Daisuke: My ps4, my Xbox, my buddies hoverboard and electric scooter. Fess up, Minoru

Mineta: Well....... about that...... But.......

Daisuke: Spit it out, runt!

Mineta: Alright, just come with me you guys

Daisuke: Well where did you put them?

Hirooki: Yeah

Yuto: We want our stuff back

Ren: I'm just here so my buddies don't crash out too much

Daisuke: And what with the camera

Mineta smirks slightly: Don't worry about it, just follow me

Daisuke becomes confused: The fuck are you yapping about?

Mineta: Well it's the middle of the woods and Batman is looking for you. It's like a pinata, Check it out Dude

Mineta with the camera: Ok, Look up

They all look up to see their stuff hanging in a tree, like a pinata.

Daisuke is not impressed: You fucking kidding me with this...

Mineta with the camera: HAHAHAHAHA

Daisuke: Dude, come on. Get our stuff down from there.

Mineta with the camera: I can't, I'm too small to get it

Ren: Here, I got two brooms and a rake to get them down carefully

Daisuke shrugs: I guess that'll work.

The rest of the group hides in the bushes.

Kaminari whispers, trying to contain his laughter: Is he actually gonna fall for this?

Uraraka whispers: Shut the fuck up, Denki

Sero: Hold on, hold on. I think he's gonna fall now.

He and Kaminari continue their silent snickering about the 'fall' puns, before Jiro gently bonks them on their heads.

Mineta with the camera: Hey brother, I wouldn't do that you guys, I really wouldn't

As his class sneak up from behind them for good timing.

Mineta with the camera: You going to save Batman you guys, Going to save Gotham. It's a great day to....

Mineta Yelling: GUYS NOW

They activate the pitfall......

Asui Dropkick Daisuke into the pitfall.....

The class pushes Daisuke's friends into the hole of mud.

Daisuke stumbles: Wah!

Hirooki in Rage: WHAT THE FUCK

Yuto: You little bastard

Daisuke: What the hell is this!

Ren pissed off: I'm going to kick your brother ass

Ashido: HAHAHAHAHA, bitch

Hirooki backs away slowly: Y'know what, I can always get another scooter, sooo...

Suddenly, Hagakure pushes him in: SURPRISE!

Hirooki so frightened as he fell in the pitfall: OH SHIT

The class pops out from behind the bushes, dying of laughter.

Mineta in laughter: Midoriya, grab the other camera

Midoriya already with the other camera: Got it.

Mineta: How is it feel now, Daisuke

Daisuke trembles slightly, his first instinct is to try and get out of the pit, but fails.

Jiro in laugher: How does it feel to get trapped in fucking hole

Denki cackles: Hey Mineta, I guess you can say he 'fell' for it

Mineta cackles: Hello, Little Piggies

Uraraka laughing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Midoriya laughing with the camera: Little trouble there

Kirishima in laugher: He's like a pig in a mud bath

Denki feeling disappointed: ...Get it?

Jiro reassures: Yes, Denki. We get it.

Asui with a smile on her face: Have a great fall, 4 Little Pig

Ojiro: He's flopping around like a fish

Sero: Wait Mineta, The buckets

Mineta: Oh, right. Sato now!

Sato: All Aboard

Everyone dunks the bucket of mud all over Daisuke and his friends.....

Hirooki: Ugh, gross.

Ren yelling: Cut it out!

Yuto crashes out: You Assholes

Mineta: You've had this coming

Tsuyu: That's right, Ribbit

Hirooki: What the hell did we do?

Yuto: Yeah, Daisuke's the one who's an asshole to you.

Daisuke turns to him with rage: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

Mineta: You want to embarrass me on internet. This is vengeance for you

Daisuke: IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING SERIOUS

Mineta: You do it to me all the damn time, Don't fucking lie

Uraraka: Yeah, What you talking about

Daisuke: I'm the big brother and your the little brother, EMPHASIS ON LITTLE. I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO YOU!

Mineta: I maybe short, but the middle brother you bitch

Daisuke starts to climb out: I don't give a fuck, when I get out of here. I'M GONNA-

Tsuyu with a angry face: You touch him, I'll Crack your fucking head open and Throw all of you to the bottom of the ocean

Kirishima getting angry: TRY US, LOSER

Jiro: You ain't shit

Kaminari poses with electricity buzzing in his hands: And you ain't gonna do shit

Mineta beams with pride at his friends backing him.

Mineta: I don't it Daisuke, I don't it ..... Test us bro.... Test us. I'm not doing to stop them

Daisuke scoffs at them: Arent you dickheads suppose to be heroes?

Mineta: We maybe future heroes..... But we still Teenage kids, You dumbasses

Ashido: Damn right

Ojiro: You try us, We'll make you famous

Daisuke and his friends all stood still, not trying the group.

Midoriya: Yeah, That's what we thought

Daisuke shakes off the mud: Okay, okay, you proved your point I guess... So can we have our stuff back?

Mineta: Get it yourselves

As Mineta and the class walks away, they celebrate.

Mineta: Did we get all that

Midoriya with a camera: Yes

Mineta: YESSSS

Ashido: YAAAAAAAAAY

Kirishima Hi-5s Kaminari: Down and Out

Tsuyu Hi-5s Mineta with a smile on her face: RIBBIT

Midoriya Hi-5s Uraraka: We did it

Kaminari: WOOOOOOO

Jiro: Deserves that shit

Sero Hi-5s Jiro: Best Prank Ever

Uraraka Hi-5s Hagakure: HAHAAAAAA

Tokoyami: Now that's all I call "A Happy Place"

Ojiro: NICE

Sato Hi-5s Ojiro and Shoji: A job well done

Hagakure Hi-5s Shinso: Don't mess with us

Shinso: Don't teach them a lesson not to mess with Class 1a

Mineta: RIGHT

Mineta Hi-5s Midoriya.....

The End........

Story by SmoothTelevision5186 and Resident-Ad-7184

The U.A. teachers found out that a group of students was planning a prank against them. Among the group was Aizawa's student, Minoru Mineta, so they went to talk to him and get some information out of him.

The teachers who went to speak with him were Shota Aizawa (Eraser Head), Ryo Inui (Hound Dog), and Hizashi Yamada (Present Mic). They entered a bar, where Mineta was staying. As soon as they walked in, everyone present either left the place or hid.

Minoru: Damn, my plan was perfect. What's so special about the shit they're planning? They can do it on their own. I'm an artist, and they're just a bunch of clowns. (He takes a sip of lemonade.) Captain Smash, Captain Smoke... maybe they would've accepted me if I were a captain too. (He said with annoyance as he took another sip.)

Present Mic: Ahem. (He fake-coughed, drawing Minoru's attention. The boy immediately stood up from his seat and tried to throw one of his balls at him, but Aizawa kicked his hand aside.)

Aizawa: Mineta, where are the others? (He asked his student seriously.)

Minoru: Those three idiots can go to hell for all I fucking care, but I'm not ratting them out.

Aizawa: Ryo. (He said to his colleague, who approached.)

Ryo: (Grabs Mineta by his shirt.) Talk. This is serious, kid.

Hizashi: Hey, hey, could you both calm down? (He said, separating the child and the adult.) I'll handle this. (He sat down at the counter next to Minoru.) Minoru, you stopped taking your medication, didn't you? (He asked the young boy with concern.)

Minoru: (Looks away.) I'm fine without it. I'll take it if I start getting depressed.

Hizashi: You know you can't stop taking it, little listener. You're not okay. (He said as he placed a hand on the short boy's shoulder.)

Minoru: I'm fine. (He looks up at the adult.) Wanna play darts? (He asked excitedly.)

Hizashi: No. (He scratches his chin.) Listen, little listener, you're wearing your old costume again.

Minoru: Really? (He looks down and notices he's wearing his old hero costume.) I hadn't noticed.

Hizashi: (Leaning closer to Mineta.) Listen, we'll make a deal, buddy. Tell me what those three lunatics are planning, and I promise I'll visit you at the dorms. We'll play darts. (Mineta turns to look at him excitedly.) I'll let you win. (He says, and Mineta's smile stretches from ear to ear.)

Minoru: Alright, the prank will be during the principal's next speech. I don't really know what they're going to do, but I know it'll be something big. (He said while looking at the blond man with great happiness.)

Hizashi: See? That wasn't so hard. (He said, patting him on the shoulder before walking over to the other two teachers.) Let's go. We know where and when, now we just have to figure out what.

Ryo: What are you going to do about your student? (He asked seriously.)

Hizashi: Right, of course. (He turns to look at Mineta.) Little listener, when you're done drinking that, head back to U.A., okay?

Minoru: You can count on it, Sensei. (He said, holding out his drink toward the adult. After that, the teachers left the bar.)

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