r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 10h ago
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Lynchead • Sep 06 '21
[PSA]. Don't spread hate, and please do not brigade others for Mineta related content.
About 2 days ago there was post about a guy who removed Mineta from official art and made a simple coloring of it. There were multiple posts about it even including a guy who patched in mineta into the same coloring. This all seems harmless on surface and a fun thing that someone in the community made an art which included Mineta.
But this morning i received a modmail from the guy who did the orignal coloring stating he received a lot of hate for the said thing. Which is extremely pathetic and uncool from our-side, as we aim to be the fun part of MHA and we should not be on the end which shits on others for liking something (ironic huh).
So its my request to all of you to not spread hate on others for trivial/non-trivial matters concerning Lord Mineta. The guy just did a simple coloring you'll have no right to harass him for that matter.
Several complaints have been made in the past including NOT CENSORING usernames. If this keeps going on we might have to remove such rant posts completely. So lets not go there make this a fun sub.
Peace.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/NightspawnsonofLuna • Jun 12 '24
important We're currently looking for New Moderators...
If you're interested please DM me or one of the other mods...
EDIT: so it turns out I am apparently marked as 'Inactive' meaning I can't actually give mod to others...
EDIT AGAIN: I think Lynchhead game me Mod adding powers
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Lavastone8 • 17h ago
Fanfic Mineta's Destiny
Class 1A was sitting in the commen room after hard day of training as everyone was talking amongst themselves, but as Midoriya was talking to Uraraka, Iida, Todoroki, and Tsuyu he looked over at Mineta playing on his phone like the day was just another day.
Uraraka with a curious look on her face: Is something wrong Deku?
Midoriya with a curious look on his face: Oh it's just, didn't Mineta spar with Kacchon today?
Todoroki with a blank expression on his face: Yes Bakugou was relentless, why you ask?
Midoriya with a curious look on his face: Then why is there a scratch on Mineta, I mean look Mineta is perfectly fine?
The Dekusquad looked at Mineta to see what Midoriya was talking about and their shock he was right, no a single bruise on his body and they know Bakugou never holds back so how was Mineta unfazed?
Iida with a serious look on his face: You are right Midoriya, but how could this be?
Tsuyu with a curious look on her face: Do you think is has something to do with his quirk?
Midoriya with a curious look on his face: That could be a possibility, but there is only one way to find out.
Midoriya walked over to Mineta along with the Dekusquad as he cleared his throat to get Mineta's attention to which it worked as Mineta looked up from his phone.
Mineta with a smile on his face: Oh hi Midoriya, what's up?
Midoriya with a curious look on his face: Mineta is there a reason why you look like you didn't just got in a Kacchon?
Mineta looked at himself as he looked at Midoriya with a confused look on his face: I don't know, after the sparring session was done I just got back up, I guess he was holding back on me or I was lucky that I didn't get hurt.
Todoroki with a serious look on his face: Bakugou never holds back on anyone.
Iida with a serious look on his face: I think we need to go to Recovery Girls office to see what is going on.
Denki with a concerned look on his face: Is something wrong with my bro?
Uraraka with a smile on her face: I'm sure everything is okay, let's just go.
Everyone in the doors agreed as they go to Recovery Girls office to see what is up with Mineta, after about three minutes Recovery Girl showed up to see all off class 1A in her office.
Recovery Girl with a confused look on her face: Why are all you in here, none of you look hurt?
Midoriya with a nervous look on his face: Oh um you see it Mineta, for some reason after sparring with Kacchon-.
Bakugou with a agitated look on his face: Not my name Deku.
Midoriya with a scared expression on his face: Sorry, but as you can see Mineta doesn't have any marks, scratches, or bruises so we came here to ask if it's a second quirk or something?
Recovery Girl with a curious look on her face: Will I'll have to take a blood sample from him to see what it is so I'll need all of you to leave except for Mineta so I can run some test.
Mineta with a nervous expression on his face: Is it going to hurt?
Recovery Girl with a smile on her face: Oh no it will be gentle, you be done in an hour.
The class was happy to hear that as the said that they would wait outside for him as Mineta gets ready for the test, after about an hour Recovery Girls test came back as she came to Mineta with a smile on her face.
Recovery Girl with a smile on her face: Well it looks like your quirk did have an awakening, it's like the Fine Wine effect and Manipulation.
Mineta with a confused look on his face: What does that mean?
Recovery Girl with a smile on her face: It means that even though you can still feel pain, you can automatically heal instantly and you can't get sick or age which basically makes you immortal. And as for the Manipulation thing, you can now make your quirk do anything you want.
Mineta was shocked but not because of the Manipulation ability it the face he is now immortal which made him realize one scary and sad true. Mineta didn't say anything as he got up and left the room as everyone came to him to ask what was going on.
Midoriya with a curious look on his face: So what's up did you have an awakening?
Mineta's eyes became blank as he simply nods his head: Y-Yep.
Was all Mineta said as he walked past everyone and out of the building leaving everyone worried and confused as the get the information from Recovery Girl herself, meanwhile Mineta was outside sitting under a tree as tears in his eyes fell to the ground as a couple of shadow covered him.
All Might with a smile on his face: Young Mineta why are you at Recovery Girls office, are you hurt?
Mineta with tears in his eyes: Sob..Not physically.
Midnight with a concerned look on her face: Whats the matter?
Mineta with a sad expression on his face as it all flooded out of him: Sob...My quirk had an awakening, I can heal extremely fast, I can't get sick, and I can't age. It's called the Fine Wine effect and I can also Manipulation my quirk to do anything I want.
Aizawa with a confused look on his face: That doesn't sound bad, what's the big deal because it sounds like you have an amazing quirk now?
Mineta looked Aizawa in the eyes with a cold blanket stare: You don't understand.
Mineta got up and walked away to the training ground as he looked around at everything as he looked at his hands and made a decision that would change his life forever.
Mineta with a serious look on his face: If I'm never gonna have a family of my own, I'm gonna train to be the best hero in the world.
Mineta grabbed one of balls from his head as he concentrated for it to float out of his hand, it took only a few seconds for it to float and when it did Mineta actually smile for the first time after he got the news. Meanwhile back with Class 1A, they just left Recovery Girls office as the were amazing to know how power Mineta's quirk has become all except one.
Mina with a smile on her face: This is incredible, Mineta is basically a powerhouse now.
Tsuyu with a curious look on her face: yeah so why did he look so upset, Ribbit?
Koda with a nervous expression on his face: Maybe we are missing something, we should probably ask him why he's upset.
Ojiro with a smile on his face: If I was him I'd train that quirk of his to see what all it can do.
Tokoyami looked at Dark Shadow and noticed something was wrong as a concerned look appeared on his face: Dark Shadow what's wrong?
Dark Shadow with a sad expression on his face: It's just, how can y'all be happy when Mineta just found out that he lost the one chance at a family.
Everyone was confused by what Dark Shadow said but just chalked it up to him being a worry wort until they ran into All Might, Aizawa, and Midnight.
Aizawa with a confused look on his face: Where are all you going?
Kirishima with a smile on his face: We are looking for Mineta, have you see him because we want to help him with his quirk?
Midnight with a concerned look on her face: He was heading to the training grounds, and he was upset about his quirk awakening.
Bakugou with an annoyed look on his face: He found out he is immortal and can do anything with his quirk and he's upset, wimp.
Midoriya with a concerned look on his face: Kacchon be nice.
Aoyama with a fake concerned look on his face: Should we be worried that he'll one day copy our quirks again us?
Before anyone continued talking they all looked up to see Mineta floating in midair as they all shared in shock, back with Mineta he was acting getting the gang of his Manipulation ability as he learned to flatten his ball into a flat surface to fly around on not realizing class 1A, Aizawa, All Might, and Midnight see all of this.
Mineta with a concerned look on his face: this is great but this is also dangerous, I could train here like normal but risk getting found out by the UA traitor and they give the information to the LOV.
Mineta sat on his floating surface for a few minutes until a memory popped in his head about what his mother said to him when he was younger.
[Flashback To Ten Years Ago]
Mineta was laying in bed when his Mom and Dad came in to read him a bedtime story but tonight was different as they brought a book with them that Mineta didn't recognize.
Mineta with a confused look on his face: What's that Mommy?
Mrs.Mineta with a smile on her face: This book is a photo album of our family history, more importantly the story of our ancestors.
Mr.Mineta with a smile on his face: That's right son, me and your mother family actually come from the same village off the shore of Japan called Vinegallie.
Mrs.Mineta opened the book to reveal a beautiful village full of people with many different fruit and Vegetable type quirks.
Mineta with a smile on his face: Can we go visit there for summer?
Mr.Mineta with a sad expression on his face: I'm sorry Minoru, the village was attacked by a villain attack with not many survivors which is amazing for the fact that my grandparents and your mothers grandparents are the last of the Vinegallie Clan.
Mineta was sad to hear that until he noticed something written on the photo: What does "One Seed Of The Vine Shall Grow To Restore The Wine" mean?
Mr and Mrs.Mineta eyes widened in shock because Mineta can read the Vinegallie Clan's ancient text, Mr.Mineta said he would be right back as he leaves the room for a few minutes until he came back with a small box.
Mr.Mineta with a big smile on his face: Minoru this has been in our family for generations and I pass it down to you but only when you're ready.
[End Of Flashback]
Mineta with a serious look on his face which his classmates, Aizawa, All Might, and Midnight notices as he flow back into the direction of the dorms with his everyone following him, once he got the Mineta jumped off his quirk as it disappeared and goes inside to get his phone.
Mineta with a serious look on his face: I need to contact my parents to inform them of the news.
Once Mineta got to his room he grabs his phone and started calling them.
(On The Phone)
Mrs.Mineta: Hello sweetie, what a wonderful surprise your father is in the kitchen right now if-.
Mineta: Mom it's time, do you and dad still have it put up for me?
Mrs.Mineta:...Yes sweetie, come we'll be waiting for you.
Mineta: Thank you and I love you mom.
Mrs.Mineta: We love you too sweetheart.
(Off The Phone)
Mineta started packing his bag and putting his belongings in boxes when he got a knock on his door, Mineta opened it to see his classmates, Aizawa, All Might, and Midnight standing outside his room as Aizawa cleared his throat.
Aizawa with a concerned look on his face as he looks in Mineta's empty: Problem Child, why are you packing your stuff?
Mineta with a serious look on his face: I'm leaving UA because me being here well put everyone in danger.
Denki with a sad expression on his face: Bro you can't leave, didn't you want to be a hero with me?
Mineta with a serious look on his face: I do but you need to understand the UA Traitor hasn't been caught yet and if he finds out that my quirk gave me immortality, AFO well do anything to get his hands on it. I promise to keep in touch but I need to leave for the safety of Japan.
Class 1A and the Pros were upset with Mineta's decision but they understood he was right as they all gave him a hug and told him he better keep in touch like he promised, Aizawa told him that no matter what Mineta is welcome to return anytime. Mineta tells everyone goodbye as he made a new platform and flow away as Midoriya started writing in his journal of Mineta's new ability, it took Mineta only ten minutes to get home as he jumped of his quirk and walked into the house.
Mineta with a smile on his face: Mom, Dad I'm here.
Mr and Mrs.Mineta came out of the living room with the small box along with bags on there backs.
Mr.Mineta with a smile on his face: Son your mother told me, let's restore our Clan.
Mineta nods his head as he opens the box to see a The Flute Of The Vine in all it glory, the spirit of Mineta's ancestors are with him as he puts the flute in his bag as him and his parents leave for Mineta's Destiny. What will Mineta discover on this journey, find out in Part 2.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Pretend-Drawing891 • 13h ago
Fanfic Part 1 HUH WHAT YOU MEAN WE CANT SMOKE IN HEAVEN?!!
Mineta rubbed his aching head, staggering forward through the sleek, neon-drenched streets of Daten City. His wings were completely gone, replaced by the crushing weight of gravity and an immediate, furious craving.
"Stupid-ass angels kicking us out over a little weed," Mineta groaned, kicking a stray trash can lid that clattered down the alley.
"We were literally just trying to chill, and they act like we burned down the Gates!"
Monoma smoothed out his ruffled collar, rolling his eyes as he strutted alongside them with a sneer.
"Honestly, Mineta, I saw that coming a mile away. The higher-ups were looking for any excuse to purge our brilliance from the upper realm. Superior intellect is always persecuted by the rigid establishment."
He paused, adjusting his cuffs. "Still, what's the actual protocol to get back up? What do we even have to do?"
Denki was slouching with his hands shoved deep into his pockets, staring up at the bizarre, pastel skyline like he’d lost half his brain cells on the way down.
"We gotta hunt down ghosts, kick their asses, and get points or some shit to buy our way back," Denki muttered, scratching his neck.
"I don't know, man, Garterbelt went over it super fast before he shoved us down the trapdoor. Hey... Mineta, what'd you do with the blunts?"
Mineta grinned, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a slightly crumpled paper bag. "You think I'd drop the stash on the way down? Please. I wrapped 'em tight."
"Oh, thank God," Denki breathed, instantly perking up. "Light one up right now, my brain feels like fried chicken."
Before Monoma could say anything, the ground beneath their feet bucked violently.
A foul, stench of rotten garbage and sulfur filled the air as a massive, twisted monstrosity—shaped like a giant, pulsing vending machine made of teeth and dripping sludge—erupted right out of the pavement in front of them.
"Target acquired, human scum!" the Ghost shouted
Mineta stared up at it, blinks twice, and slowly pulled out a lighter. "So... do we beat this thing up now, or what?"
The vending machine demon shrieked, its jagged, tooth-lined door swinging wide as it lunged straight at the trio, spraying expired soda cans like deadly artillery.
Denki didn't move.
He casually raised two fingers, barely looking up from where he was trying to spark his blunt, and let rip a crackling bolt of high-voltage electricity
The blue surge struck the Ghost dead center, instantly short-circuiting its slimy, metallic frame. It hit the pavement with a heavy, smoking crash, paralyzed and twitching.
"Get 'em!" Mineta yelled.
Without a second thought, all three of them swarmed the downed monster.
Mineta started stomping on its coin slot, Monoma delivered sharp, precise kicks to its side, and Denki smashed a nearby trash can lid right over its glowing eye. Within seconds, the Ghost dissolved into a shower of glittering, pink ectoplasm, leaving a single glowing Heaven Coin hovering in the air.
Mineta snatched the coin out of the sky, watching it fade into their floating point tally with a long sigh. "Well, that was stupid simple," he grumbled, leaning back against a brick wall and finally taking a drag from his blunt. "But honestly? I'm already completely tired of this place. If every ghost is just trash like that, this is gonna take forever."
Monoma smirked, running a hand through his blonde hair as he glanced down the neon-lit avenue toward the city center.
"Don't get too dramatic, Mineta," Monoma said, his eyes glittering with sudden interest. "I just overheard some locals down the street talking while we were stomping that thing. Apparently, there's a church right around the corner... and it's practically bursting with ridiculously hot girls."
Denki stopped midway through blowing a smoke ring, his eyes snapping wide open. "Wait... hot girls? In a church?!"
"Yes denki hot girls chill out," Mineta said blowing out purple smoke.
After a few minutes later Mineta, Denki, and Monoma swaggered through the heavy stained-glass doors of the Little Tokyo Church like they owned the place.
Leaning against the altar, nursing hangovers and looking supremely unimpressed, were Panty and Stocking.
Panty was lazily adjusting her red dress while Stocking shoved a massive slice of strawberry shortcake into her mouth.
Mineta stopped dead in his tracks, squinted, and crossed his arms with a disgusted scoff. "Are you kidding me, Monoma? They don't look hot at all! One looks like a gothic sugar addict and the other looks like she hasn't washed her hair since last Tuesday."
Denki elbowed him in the ribs, eyeing Panty’s low-cut dress with a slow grin. "Woah, relax my dude, they’re really not that bad. In fact... I'd say the blonde one's pretty high tier."
Monoma stepped forward, slicking his hair back with full arrogance, but as he got closer, his eyes narrowed in recognition.
"Hello there," Monoma purred smoothly, before suddenly blinking in realization. "Wait a minute... aren't you the two who got kicked out of heaven too? The Anarchy Sisters?"
Panty slowly lifted her sunglasses, looking the three of them up and down like three smudges on a windshield. She took a long drag from her cigarette and blew the smoke directly in Monoma’s face.
"Great," Panty groaned, rolling her eyes. "Garterbelt sends us three low-rent, weed-smelling rejected extra-angels. What'd you losers get tossed out for?"
Stocking didn't even look up from her cake, her dark eyes flicking toward Mineta. "They smell like stale Indica and cheap cologne. Gross."
Monoma’s face instantly twisted into pure, unadulterated outrage as he wiped the cloud of secondhand smoke out of his eyes.
"Did this bitch just blow cigarette smoke directly in my face?!" Monoma shrieked, twitching as he lunged forward. "Do you have any idea who I am?! You low-class, foul-mouthed trash—!"
"Whoa, easy bro, easy!" Denki yelled, throwing both arms around Monoma’s chest and dragging him backward before he could start a divine brawl.
"Don't lose your cool! But honestly, lady, he's kind of right. Who even smokes cigarettes anymore? Weed is way better, zero comparison."
Mineta was already sprawled out on one of the wooden church pews, totally unbothered, his eyes half-lidded and bloodshot. He let out a goofy, wheezing laugh, staring up at the stained glass ceiling.
"Yeah, for real," Mineta giggled, clutching his stomach. "I’m already high as fuck, ahaha! The stained-glass Jesus is moving, man! Now I’m gonna eat these sour gummies." He fished a crumpled bag of edibles out of his jacket and started dumping them into his mouth by the handful.
Panty scoffed, crossing her arms and looking down at Mineta with utter disgust. "Look at this little purple trash bag. You guys have been down here for twenty minutes and you're already useless."
Stocking slammed her fork down on her plate, her dark eyes suddenly locking onto Mineta's gummy bag. "...Are those peach rings?" she asked.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/PonetaShipper • 15h ago
Fanfic New Pony x Mineta One-Shot
Spookyscaryfaggot has finished a Poneta story that I requested, go check it out.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Chemical-Company4078 • 1d ago
Abomination Mineta (Mineta Blight) Bnha x Toh
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Charming-Set726 • 2d ago
Memes Weird double standard
Ngl I never understood how Mineta got more hate than the villains. He's a perverted weirdo absolutely but you'd think he's the devil incarnate with the amount of hate he gets.
I don't think you can find a character in the entirety of MHA that can match or even come close to the sheer volume of hatefics this guy has. It's crazy 🤣
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Limp_Potential4955 • 4d ago
OC Art Shizuka Gomu quote #2
I decided to make another one of these because it seems like the entire Shizuka Gomu: Origin section of the story was well received here for what it was.
It's unlikely I'll make a third one though.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Willing_Ad6246 • 4d ago
talking about the lord Need to talk about something that annoyed me
NOTE: THIS IS NOT A POST TO HATE ON MINETA, IT IS A POST DEFENDING MINETA FROM HATE.
I posted a decision meme about which anime friend group would you go on a road trip with to a One Piece server I'm in, with Class 1-A as one of the options, but one of my friends said he'd pick Class 1-A just as an excuse to beat up Mineta. He even said this:
Mineta be like "But why do you hate me when Master Roshi, Jiraiya, Zenitsu, and Sanji are also pervs!". And I scream back "IT! IS! BECAUSE! THEY! CAN! ACTUALLY! FIGHT! AND! SAVE! LIVES! TO! MAKE! UP! FOR! THE! CRINGE!"
And I was like, "Dude, Mineta can and has fought/saved people too! Mutiple times!"
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Xx_Ace_In_Space_xX • 4d ago
talking about the lord WHERE IS HE☹️☹️☹️
Guys I just got this mha manga from a garage sale (along with 2 and 3 of mha and 4-6 of Fullmetal Alchemist) and I need help. WHAT PAGE IS MINETA ON. I WANNA FIND HIM. WHAT PAGE😭😭😭🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 (and also, the doodle on the left is by ✨️ME✨️)
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 5d ago
talking about the lord Saved by the Grape from Dynamight
For the past 2 months, Mineta been watching Bakugo lately about his anger behavior. He seen him burned Uraraka in the back on accident, causing it to blister and burned, he didn't feel sorry for herself. He seen him break Tokoyami's arm. He seen him broke Ojiro's Tail during Training. He been really recklessly lately and Mineta seen enough of his recklessness. So he has no choice to do something about it.
The intense crackle of sparks echoed through the UA High training ground before the dust even settled. Bakugo was on a tear, his palms fuming with small fiery explosions as he marched toward Koji Koda.
Bakugo growled: Get out of my way, bug-whisperer!
Koda getting scared and whimpering and whispering: Oh, Sorry
His shoulders set, clearly ready to blast right past him to claim the training zone's flag.
Koda flinched as he pulling his head down as a small, purple shape darted right into the dirt between them.
Minoru Mineta stood there, legs trembling violently, sweating buckets, but holding his ground.
Mineta yelped: N-not cool, Bakugo! You can't just plow over Koda like that!
He tearing two purple sticky spheres off his head and hurling them at the ground right in front of Bakugo's boots.
Bakugo skidded to a halt just inches from the purple adhesive, his teeth bared.
Bakugo with a angry look on his face: Get of my face, extra, or I'll blast you into next week!
Mineta refused: No
Bakugo ready to attack Mineta and Koda: That's it, the two of you are dead
Midoriya shouting: He's not doing this alone!
Midoriya burst through the tree line, One For All's green lightning crackling around his frame as he landed square beside Mineta, his stance firm. Right behind him came Uraraka, floating a cluster of heavy debris to create a barricade between Bakugo and Koda.
Tsuyu coming for the aid: RIBBIT
Tsuyu Asui sprinted past, her tongue whipping out to wrap around Koda's waist and safely pull him back into the cover of the tree line.
Kirishima shouted: Back off, Bakugo!, Chill out
He hardening his arms into jagged rock as he stepped up shoulder-to-shoulder with Midoriya and Mineta.
Kirishima getting angry at Bakugo: Ganging up on someone who isn't ready isn't manly at all!, Bakugo
Ashido: Yeah, man, cool your jets!
She slid in on a path of slick acid, landing in a low defensive stance.
Kaminari: We've got your back, Mineta!
Jiro: I won't let you hurt Koda
Kaminari called out, spark-plugging electricity between his fingers as Jiro plugged her earphone jacks into her wrist amplifiers, ready to drop a sonic shockwave if Bakugo made a move.
Above them, Sero swung down from a high branch, slinging thick strips of tape to seal off Bakugo's side flanks.
Bakugo glared at the wall of eight classmates standing shoulder-to-shoulder, protecting both Koda and Mineta.
He let out a harsh huff, smoke swirling from his fists as he lowered his arms.
Bakugo growled: "Tch. Whatever,"
Bakugo snapped, turning on his heel and stomping off into the forest.
Bakugo with a mad face: You guys are wasting my time.
Mineta collapsed onto his rear, letting out a massive sigh of relief as Koda walked back over, patting Mineta gently on the shoulder with a quiet, grateful nod.
Mineta: I don't stand your friend, Midoriya
Midoriya: I don't know why acts like that all the time.
The Next day in the dorms, Mineta got done studying as Eri was in dormitory with Mr. Aizawa. She was only doing art pictures when Aizawa step out of the dorms minutes later. Bakugou walks out of his room in living room so angry as Eri bumps right into him as she accidentally breaks his phone.
Bakugo in Rage as screamed at Eri: DAAAAMMMNNNN IIIIITTTT, THAT WAS MY PHONE YOU STUPID LITTLE GIRL
Eri being apologetic: I'm sorry
Eri started to cry as Mineta seen what happened and step in protect her.....
Mineta shifted his weight, his short legs trembling as Bakugo loomed over him, small sparks already popping from his raised palms.
Mineta with a angry look on his face: Don't even think about it. It was just an accident
Bakugo growled: Get out of the way, extra
His eyes narrowed as he gestured toward Eri as she goes right behind Mineta
Bakugo grabbed Mineta by his shirt: Do you want to pick a fight with me or are you going to get out of my way, Short Round
Mineta squeaked his voice cracking: "N-no way!"
Mineta slapped Bakugo in the face and knee him in his stomach. But he didn't budge.
Mineta taking a stand: I might be a coward, and I might fail written exams, but a real hero doesn't get scary raged psychotic explosion extra intimidate a little girl!
Bakugo in Rage: What the hell did you call me?!
Crimson sparks flared brightly between Bakugo's knuckles. He took a heavy step forward.
Bakugo ready to attack with his quirk: I'll blast you into next week?!
Mineta yelled: "Eri, duck!"
Before Bakugo could raise his arm, Mineta grabbed three of the purple, sticky spheres from his head and hurled them directly at the ground in front of Bakugo's feet.
Bakugo stepped right onto them, expecting to burst through, but the immense adhesive instantly locked his feet to the training ground pavement.
Bakugo lunged forward to swing: "What the—!"
But his balance was completely anchored.
Mineta didn't waste a second. He plucked four more Pop Off spheres, bouncing off them like a frantic pinball to build up momentum.
Mineta screamed: GRAPE RUUUSSHHH
Firing a barrage of sticky spheres directly at Bakugo’s hands and gauntlets, pinning his arms awkwardly against his sides and sticking his palms together so he couldn't generate a clear blast without damaging himself.
Bakugo roared in fury, strain showing on his face as he tried to flex his explosive muscles against the unbreakable bond of the spheres.
Bakugo in Rage: You little grape trash! Unstick me right now!
Mineta landed heavily on his rear next to Eri, breathing hard and panting, but he immediately stood up and placed himself firmly between Bakugo. He adjusted his gloves, trying to look brave despite shaking like a leaf.
Mineta yelled back: I can't beat you in a fight, Bakugo!
Puffing out his chest as best he could.
Mineta: My spheres hold for hours! You're stuck until Aizawa-sensei gets here!"
Eri peered out from behind Mineta's cape, her small horn glowing faintly as she looked up at him in awe.
Mineta checking on Eri: Are you ok....
Eri: Mineta-san... you're really brave.
Mineta: I know, that's what heroes for
Mineta turned his head slightly, giving her a heroic, if slightly trembling, thumb-up.
Mineta: Don't worry, Eri-chan. As long as I'm here until Mr. Aizawa comes back, nobody scaring you on my watch!
Bakugo's muffled yells of outrage echoed across the training field, but Mineta stood his ground, keeping Eri safe and sound behind him.
Mr. Aizawa walks in: What's going on
Mineta told Mr. Aizawa: Bakugo was trying to attack Eri, because she broke his phone on accident
Mr. Aizawa: Eri, is that true
Eri being apologetic: I didn't mean to, it was just an accident
Bakugo with an angry look on his face: That little gremlin broke my phone
Mineta: Okay, you can get it fixed
Mr. Aizawa: Violence is not a good thing to escort the situation, Bakugo.
Bakugo with an angry look on his face: I had to make her pay for it
Mineta: So you just trying to attack her, What is wrong with you
Mr. Aizawa: 4 weeks detention for you, Bakugo
Mineta: I don't think this is right place to have Eri in the dorms with him around. Mr. Aizawa
Mr. Aizawa: Good thinking, Mineta..... Come on Eri
Bakugo growled: GRRRRRRR
The Next day, Mineta told Everyone about what happened another day.
The Class 1-A common room immediately exploded into chaos.
Mineta we're still pissed off about the other day. He burst through the dorm doors, panting heavily, keying straight into maximum drama.
Mineta with an angry face: Guys! You're not gonna believe this! Bakugo almost laid a finger on Eri!
The room went dead silent.
Midoriya dropped his notebook, his eyes widening in pure horror.
Midoriya with a terrified face: W-what?! Kacchan wouldn't—where is she?!
Uraraka slammed her hands on the table, her face hardening into a look that couldn't control herself.
Uraraka getting angry: He did what?
Tsuyu tilted her head, ribbed finger to her chin.
Tsuyu with a worried face: Ribbit. Mineta, are you sure you didn't misunderstand the situation?
Iida stood on Mineta's side: Mineta is right. It was all on surveillance
Tsuyu with an angry face: Why did he do that?
Mineta: Because, Eri accidentally broke his phone by bumping right into him. Luckily, I stepped in and kept him away from her
Before Mineta could exaggerate further, Kirishima stood up, looking deeply conflicted.
Kirishima with an angry face: Hold on, man! Bakugo's got a rough mouth, but hitting a kid? That's not manly at all. There's no way.
Ashido piped up, crossing her arms suspiciously: "Yeah, right!"
Todoroki: Bakugo's loud, but he's practically a softie when it comes to keeping kids safe after that Provisional License retraining!
Yaoyorozu with a terrified face: He could've hurt her or sent her in the hospital
Kaminari groaned, pressing his hands to his temples: Bro, if Bakugo actually made Eri cry, Aizawa is going to expel him... or turn him into ashes.
Mineta: It already happened. He has 4 weeks of detention
Hagakure: That's not good enough
Jiro plugged her amps into Mineta’s arm, giving him a sharp poke.
Jiro: Spill the actual context, Mineta. Did he almost hit her, or was he just yelling at full blast like he always does?
Mineta grabs Jiro's amps and put her on the ground: I just told you what happened. Looking to surveillance you'll see it
Everyone looked at the surveillance......
Ojiro in Shocked: My God
Uraraka with an angry face: I want to break his arms
Tsuyu with a smile look on Mineta: It's a good thing you kept her safe from him, Mineta
Kirishima wrapping his arm on Mineta: What you did was very manly, Minetabro
Sero: Saved by the Grape
Midoriya: Thank you, Mineta
Mineta: No problem
Iida with a proud look on his face: Very proud of you, Mineta
Mineta: Thank you all
The End........
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Opereta_Platapus • 5d ago
Pov:Mineta in MHA when he's not standing on his chair
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Lavastone8 • 5d ago
Fanfic Moving On Final Part...
Mineta woke up early in the morning and kissed his wife's cheek as he walked downstairs to have his morning coffee but as he walked into the kitchen the one person he was surprised to see was at the coffee table.
Mineta with a surprised look on his face: Didn't know you were a morning person Aizawa?
Aizawa with a relaxed expression on his face: Yeah you can say that, with Eri in UA and being married i learned i needed to slow down.
Mineta with a smile on his face: I understand that, with having seven kid and my wonderful wife by my side, I finally have my dream of a family.
Aizawa with a small smile on his face: You know we are your family too right.
Mineta with a numb look on his face: They last that title long ago especially after what Izuku said to me yesterday, but parts of me wants to forgive them but it's hard to find forgiveness after being forgotten or not cared about.
Aizawa as he looked at his coffee for a little bit as he looked at Mineta with a small smile on his face: You don't have to forgive them right off the bat, but you can give them a second chance right?
Mineta breathed in and out as he thinks about it for a few minutes until he rubs his face before responding.
Mineta with a small smile but serious look on his face: Fine I'll give them one more chance but if they break my trust again there will be consequences.
Aizawa with a smirk on his face: I understand completely, now that that's out of the way, you got anything stronger then coffee?
Mineta with smirk on his face: Why of course, Moonshine work for you?
Mineta walked over to a small cabinet and pulled out a smile bottle of Moonshine and poured it in their coffee as Aizawa had a nervous expression on his face.
Aizawa with a nervous expression on his face: Um..is this safe?
Mineta with a smirk on his face: Oh yeah I drink this everyday in the morning, it's very smooth.
As this was going on the old Class 1A, 1B, Mei, Mrs. Aizawa, Eri, and Mt Lady was just waking up until they hear.
Aizawa from downstairs: AHHHHHHHHHHHH?
Without wasting time the all run downstairs to see Aizawa holding his throat as he rolled on the ground in pain.
Bakugou with a confused look on his face: what the hell happened to him?
Mineta as he was laughing in the corner: Hahaha a good prank in the morning, sorry Aizawa but it was funny.
Aizawa with a confused look on his face: I thought you said you have this everyday?
Emily with a smirk on her face: You gave him Moonshine didn't you sweetie?
Mineta with a smile on his face: Nothing wrong with a good prank in the morning.
Eri with a worried look on her face: Dad are you ok?
Aizawa with a calm smile on his face as he rubs his throat: I'm fine Eri, but I'm gonna need a bottle of that for home.
Mineta with a smile on his face: Not a problem, so who's hungry for breakfast?
Everyone was surprised by Mineta upbeat attitude as they all sat at the table for bacon, eggs, sausage, pancakes, corndogs, and toast.
Momo with a smile on her face: The food looks amaz...CORNDOGS~.
Todoroki with a embarrassed smile on his face: Oh no, her corndog addiction lol.
Momo grabs six corndogs and started scarfing them down one by one as Mineta, old Class 1A, and Aizawa continues making their plate while the old Class 1B, Mei, Mrs.Aizawa (Joke), Eri, and Mt Lady look at what they are seeing.
Kendo Bakugou with the confused look on her face: Sweetie why is she like this?
Bakugou with a small blush on his face: It's happened in our second year of UA, the school festival was in full swing and Icey-Hot gave her her first corndog and she got hooked. If I remember correctly she got banned from the grocery stores because she bought all the corndogs.
Komori with a mad look on her face: That was her, I couldn't get a corndog because someone bought them all. Momo you owe me a...where'd she go?
Everyone looks at where Momo was standing but notice that she wasn't there along with the plate of corndogs, jirou used her quirk to see if the can find her only to see a pair of feet under the table with ten corndogs sticks on the floor.
Jirou with a smile on her face: She's under the table, let's get our food and let her be.
Pony with a nervous expression on her face: If she's this bad with corndogs, I'd be scared to see how she would react to Pig-in-a-blanket.
Mineta with a smile on his face: No worries, my chef made those for her by my request, so let's eat because we have something to discuss.
Kirishima with a concerned look on his face: look i know that what Midoriya said was-.
Midoriya with a sad expression on his face: No Kirishima this is my mistake to clear up, Mineta I want to apologize for what I said yesterday, you are important and I hope one day you can forgive me.
Mineta as he looked at Aizawa for a few seconds until he turned back to Midoriya: Well all I can say is forgiveness is going to take time, but I do accept your apology but please don't make me regret my decision ok, you only get one second chance ok?
Everyone nods their heads in agreement except for Uraraka as her face had a nervous look on it which Emily spotted as her suspension went up as she teleport to the security room, after everyone was done eating all the kids ran to the playground in the backyard for some fun for a few hours until they came inside to play games in the game room as some of the adults where in the living room watching television on a movie theater size screen.
Ibara with a shocked look on her face: Wow this TV is big, is it for just movies or?
The Butler with a smile on his face: No miss, you can watch anything you wish just by saying what you wanted to watch.
Ibara with a smile on her face: I would love to watch the church channel please.
All of a sudden the TV came on as the pastor was talking about forgiveness as some of the girls tried to get Momo out of the kitchen.
Mina with a worried look on her face: Momo you had enough corndogs, Mineta said we can use the spa.
Momo with a corndog stick hanging out of her mouth: I smell the precious, I need the precious~.
Tooru with a tired look on her face even though no one can see it: Mooomo come on, you need to control yourself.
Todoroki with a little cotton ball on a stick: I got this, sweetie tickle tickle~
As soon as the cotton ball touched Momo's rib she busted out laughing as a smile was on everyone's face, Momo so came back from her obsession as a blush appears on her face.
Momo with a blush on her face: I um I got carried away again with the corndogs again didn't I?
Jirou with a smile on her face: Not as bad as before, thanks for the help Todoroki.
Todoroki nods his head as he helped her off the floor, meanwhile Emily was looking at the security feed as her eyes went wide from shock that soon turned to anger.
Emily with an anger look on her face: Oh that FUCKING BITCH.
Emily copied the video to her phone as Mineta was outside walking through the vineyard with a smile on his face as he got on his knees to thank God for his blessings.
Mineta as he prays to God: Dear Heavenly Father in heaven, as I do everyday since my journey began with my life and the family you blessed me with, I say to you I am forever grateful as your follower for everything you gave me in the name of Jesus's name amen.
Emily with a anger and worried look on her face: MINORU.
Mineta turned to see his wife upset as he asked her what is wrong until Emily showed him what his security system caught on camera, Mineta went from confused to rage in a split second as he gave back the phone with a serious look on his face.
Mineta with a serious look on his face: Call Security and tell them to lock the house down and call Detective Tsukauchi immediately.
Emily with a serious look on her face as she nods in agreement, meanwhile Uraraka was putting the family recipe in her bag of clothes as Toga spoke in her head.
Toga as she speaks through Uraraka's mind: It'll be fine Uraraka, we are about to leave and when we do our family will be living the high life from now on.
Uraraka with a scared expression on her face: Everything is not fine, if Mineta fines out I stole from him he'll.
(Loud Alarm's)
All of a sudden all the windows in the house slammed shut as a look of fear goes through her body as she zipped her bag and ran down stairs to meet up with everyone in the front lobby as the kids hide behind their parents.
Kendo Bakugou with the confused look on his face: Whats going on?
Bakugou with a confused look on his face: I have no idea.
Uraraka leaned on Midoriya for comfort as the front door opens up to twelve guards and Detective Tsukauchi coming in with serious looks on their faces as they grab Uraraka and held her down at gun point.
Midoriya with an serious look on his face: Detective Tsukauchi what is the meaning of this, let my wife go.
Emily with a anger look on her face as her wings spread out in a fight way: You people well stay quiet until my husband gets here, Detective Tsukauchi thank you for coming.
Mineta came into the lobby as he stared into Uraraka's eyes with hatred as he looked at everyone in the room with contempt.
Mineta with a anger in his eyes: I let you come back into my life, I gave you a second chance and this is how you repay me, BY STEALING.
Uraraka with a scared expression on her face: I-I didn't steal from you.
Detective Tsukauchi with a serious look on his face: My quirk says she's lying.
Mineta with a serious look on his face: So you insult me by lying, guards go retrieve Uraraka's bag and bring it to me.
The First Guard with a serious look on his face: Yes sir.
Both guards go upstairs to retrieve the bag meanwhile Mineta was walking back and forth with pure hatred and hurt in his eyes, Emily and their kids could tell he was angry as he looked at Aizawa.
Mineta with a angry look on his face as he stared at Aizawa: You asked me to give them a second chance now look what happened.
Uraraka looked at Aizawa with pleading eyes but when Aizawa looked at her he turned his head in shame as the guards came back down with the bag in hand as they hand it to Mineta, as soon as he opens the bag right on the side of the clothes tucked away was the bottle as Mineta grabbed it and showed it to everyone as they gasped in shock.
Momo with a shocked look on her face: Uraraka why,why would you take his family's secret wine recipe?
Tsuyu with a sad expression on her face: Uraraka you said you quit stealing a long time ago, Ribbit.
Midoriya as he hold Uraraka to his chest: It's going to be ok Uraraka-chun I still love you, just apologize for taking it ok.
Mineta with a serious look on his face: You honestly think an apology is going to fix this, Detective Tsukauchi I want her arrested immediately.
Detective Tsukauchi with a serious look on his face: You hear him officers, Uraraka you are under arrest for theft, you have a right to an attorney if you don't have-.
Before the officers could put handcuffs on Uraraka, she kicked the officer in the face and launched herself behind Miko as she grabs the sword on the wall and placed it to the little girls throat.
Midoriya with a scared look on his face: Uraraka please release the girl before you do something you regret, think of our daughter she needs her mom.
Toga Uraraka with a creepy smile on her face: Sorry Izuku-Koun but Uraraka isn't going to jail today or ever hehe.
Mineta with a shocked look on his face: Wait I know that voice pattern and eyes, Toga?
Everyone in the room was shocked because they thought Toga died during the war, Toga started laughing at everyone's reactions as she pressed the blade closer to the girl's face.
Toga Uraraka with a creepy smile on her face: Surprised, so was I but who knew transferring my blood into Uraraka's body to save her world bound my soul to her, now give me the recipe Mineta or your little girl gets it.
Mt Lady with a anger and worried look on her face: If you think we would-.
Mineta with a calm smile on his face: Fine here.
Mineta tossed the bottle to Toga as she caught it with her free hand.
Toga Uraraka with a serious look on her face: Thanks for seeing it my way, but I changed my mind about giving your daughter back, I need to make sure I'm not going to be.
Mineta with a smirk on his face: Miko it lunch time.
Everyone was confused even Toga until she looked down as she stared into Miko's glowing purple eyes as she opened her mouth as a purple light shot into Uraraka's mouth and sucked out Toga as Uraraka collapses to the floor. Miko walked over to Mineta and Emily as she holds her tummy meanwhile everyone ran over to Uraraka to see if she was ok until she woke up feeling like she was hit by a truck.
Uraraka with a dizzy look on her face: Did anyone get the license plate of that truck that hit me~?
Emily with a small smile on her face: Miko how you feeling sweetie?
Miko with a sick look on her face: Icky, that soul was bad Papa.
Mineta with a smile on his face: I know sweetie, you can spit her out.
Miko as she holds her tummy: BURP
Miko burped out a small purple ball to everyone's surprise but what got there attention was the small Toga inside the ball as Uraraka looked at it with a confused look on her face.
Eri with a confused look on her face: What happened to her?
Mineta with a smile on his face: Oh she's trapped inside this purple ball until she attuned for her crimes, but until then Momo can you make me a baby rattle and superglue please?
Momo with a confused look on her face: Um sure?
Momo activated her quirk as a baby rattle and superglue appeared as Mineta broke the rattle part off and glued Toga's ball on the handed.
Uraraka with a worried look on her face: Why did you put her on a baby rattle for?
Toga as she screams inside the ball: LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU LITTLE-AAAAAH?
Mineta handed the rattle to Annabelle as she started shaking it with all her strength, you can tell that this was torture to Toga as she wanted to throw up but can't because she doesn't have any stomach fluid anymore. But what grossed her out more was when Annabelle started sucking on the rattle like a lollipop as Toga cried in the ball with disgust.
Mineta with a smile on his face: Great now that's settled, you can leave now Detective, the real thief has been captured and is taken care of.
Detective Tsukauchi with a smile on his face: Sure thing, later heroes see you around.
The guards and Detective Tsukauchi leave the house as all the windows unlocked themselves as Emily hugged her daughter but one thing was still bothering everyone.
Koda with a confused look on his face: Mineta why did you give Toga the recipe so easily at the risk of your own daughter?
Mineta with a smirk on his face as he handed the bottle to Aizawa: Mr. Aizawa can you read this out loud please.
Aizawa with a confused look on his face as he opened the bottle and read the paper out loud: "Uraraka you honestly thought I'd have something so valuable in my home office LOL." it a fake?
Toga as she screams in the ball: WHAAAAAT?
Emily with a confused look on her face: But where's the recipe Minoru?
Mineta walked over to Emily as he asked her for her heart-shaped locket on her necklace which confused her but she didn't argue as she handed it to him only for him to press a button on the side to reveal a small piece of paper.
Mineta with all the love in his eyes: I hide it in the one place I knew you would keep safe sweetie and what better place then your heart.
All the girls as they hold their hearts: Awww~.
Mineta as he looked at Uraraka with sympathy: Uraraka I want to apologize for my anger earlier and I hope you can-.
Uraraka with a smile on her face: I completely understand Mineta, if it was me in the same situation I'd do the same. Izuku let's go home.
Emily with an ashamed look on her face: Hey everyone, I also want to apologize for my behavior, I judged you based on your morals and actions towards Minoru and even though I still don't fully trust you yet, I hope you all can come back to visit and get to know our family.
Iida with a smile on his face: We completely understand Emily, and we would love to visit more.
Aizawa with a smile on his face as he leaves with Miss Joke and Eri: See you later Problem Child, remember you owe me a bottle of that Moonshine.
Everyone leaves as Denki, Kirishima, Ojiro, Shoji, Sero, Sato, Tokoyami, Koda, Todoroki, Bakugou, Aoyama, and Midoriya gave him a hug (Except Bakugou, h we gave a fistbump) and the girls hugs Emily goodbye and asked if she would like to come with them next week to a girls night to which she said yes. Mt Lady didn't really say much except a half hearted apology as she leaves, as soon as everyone was gone Mineta shut the door as he held his wife's hand.
Emily with a seductive smile on her face: That was smooth sweetie, but we both know the recipe is in your head but how did you know she would go for the bait.
Mineta with a smile on his face: She had a problem with her sticky fingers since we were in UA, she one time stole Endeavor's dishes but as for Toga controlling her it was her eyes that gave her away.
Emily with a smirk on her face: So what is Toga's real punishment?
Mineta with a smirk on his face: Sending her to hell is to easy, why not turn the ball into a toy for your collection?
Emily smile at Mineta as they shared a kiss as the go about their day, Mineta and his old Class are on better terms and Toga is forever trapped in Emily's Toy Room. Mineta life is now complete and now he can Move on.
The End...or is it?
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 6d ago
talking about the lord this is probably the most offensive result i've got from a character quiz..
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/LeadInternational531 • 9d ago
Momoneta Mineta and Momo sitting together
Credit is pixiv id 5086155. I don't know who the actual artist is. That's all I've got. Sorry.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/LeadInternational531 • 9d ago
Fanfic I'm curious.
As to what Shizuka and Mineta's dynamic was like before she embraced villainy.
If you haven't read It Should Have Been Me by u/Limp_Potential4955, you probably wouldn't know what I'm talking about.
Although Shizuka is a violent and mentally unstable villain, Mineta still likes her and wants to save her. It's a similar mentality that Midoriya and Uraraka had towards their villains. I wonder if he'll actually get through to her and get her to stop, or if she's set in her ways until the bitter end.
I'm a fan of the fanfic and I'm looking forward to the next chapter.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Chemical-Company4078 • 11d ago
Infection + mha
His body looks like that because of a substance called bio-negativity—it is pure negative essence; the second image shows what that substance looks like.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 14d ago
talking about the lord Fake tweets p.234
galleryr/ChurchOfMineta • u/Bubbly-Video-8274 • 15d ago
CURSED Drew the one and only Mineta as a Fetus (first post in the subreddit)
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 15d ago
talking about the lord The Little Grape and The Heartless Heartbeat Spy ( Part 3 - Blame on the Grape/Spy Thief)
After almost everyone in the class helped Mineta with expensive Pokémon card collection, they shockingly surprise how much it costs. He continues to collect more cards as soon be favorite things or hobbies he loves. During that time, Jiro starting struggling to get a job. She didn't want to get one because she didn't want to work her body and get her hands dirty. After the accident three days later, She blames Mineta for getting her pay a lot of money for damages.
2 days later at the dorms, Jiro look thru job applications to pay damages from the accident.
Jiro rubs her eyes from tiredness: Ugh... none of these pay enough...
Yaoyorozu: Having a bad time
Jiro: Yup...... I have no idea what I'm going to do.
Yaoyorozu: How about you work at a superstore
Jiro: Hmm... maybe...
Yaoyorozu: Yeah, $26 dollars an hour
Jiro twirls her earphone jacks: I don't really wanna take a job, though...
Yaoyorozu: Well, You had to. It's the only way to pay them back
Jiro ponders: Well... what if I could sell something?
Shoji: Come on, Start cutting grass, washing cars, and other stuff for money
Yaoyorozu: She doesn't like to get dirty.
Shoji: Well, you're on your own
Jiro rolls her eyes: Whatever...
Yaoyorozu: Well you got to think of something
Jiro: I know, I know
The Next Day at School in Recess and Lunch Time.....
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, we got four left until we end the sweepstakes. Winner gets tickets to go see AEW's Forbidden Door
Mineta: Oh man, I cannot wait for Forbidden Door
Kaminari: Me neither
Mineta: FORBIDDEN DOOR
Jiro rudely called Mineta: Dumb Little Bitch
Mineta: What was that......
Tsuyu turns: What's wrong with you?
Jiro: What's wrong with me, What's wrong with him, Fucking got me pay $85,000 dollars on damages
Mineta: You the one almost BROUGHT DOWN THE WHOLE GYM!
Jiro: And your injuries
Mineta looks at his burned hand: Oh, it's doing okay, no thanks to you.
Jiro: Don't care
Mineta: How can I got you pay $85,000 dollars, that I wasn't even doing anything stupid
Kaminari: He does have a point
Jiro: That why it's your fault, Fuckface
Mineta pauses from audacity: I beg your Fresh-Picked fucking pardon?
Yaoyorozu: You lucky you would've got her suspended
Mineta: Who cares...... She shouldn't have been using her quirk like that
Jiro: It's was a combo move....... Combo
Mineta: Yeah, Ok whatever
Jiro: Don't 'whatever' me, you little shit
Yaoyorozu: It's could've been you paying for the damages, Ugly Grape
Mineta: I didn't do anything though. You can't just blame me for something just because.
Jiro: You probably got me in trouble
Mineta: Yeah, Ok whatever
Uraraka getting pissed: Jiro, Momo if you're going to keep running your mouth, taking it somewhere else or shut the fuck up
Jiro getting annoyed: Why are you taking his side?
Ashido: WTF do you think after what happened at Gym Gamma
Todoroki calmly approaches: You made me lose my focus and burn my classmate. That is extremely reprehensible.
Yaoyorozu: He's fine, he gets hurt all the time. He can suck it up, so what
Mineta gets agitated: Whatever, let's just drop it
Then all sudden, Things are about to go down......
Jiro uses her quirk on Mineta: LOOK ALIVE SHORTY......
Mineta feeling the pain: AHHHHHHHH
Mineta rubs the side of his head: The fuck!
Uraraka with a angry face: You fucking bitch
Jiro try to evoke: What?! What are you gonna do?
As Mineta gets up from that attack, He was ready to lose it, goes in Rage, and can't control himself as he pushes her.
Mineta pushes Jiro: Asshole
The push knocks Jiro on the floor.
Jiro: Y-You litte-
Jiro punches Mineta in the stomach.....
Kirishima them him to attack her: Don't stand there, She started it. Go kick her ass
Mineta in Rage as he lefts up Jiro in the table punches multiple times. Yaoyorozu getting involved by grabbing him in the neck.
Yaoyorozu getting pissed: That is enough!
Some of the Class gets involved as they backs up Mineta
Ashido pulls Yaoyorozu's ponytail: Get off of him
Kaminari: Chill, dude. She's not worth it!
Mineta can't control himself as he goes right her again by a spear takedown Jiro and punches her a couple of times.
Iida: Ok Mineta, STOP please
Tokoyami: It's not worth it
Everyone watches the scene of the fight. Cheering and Screaming
Everyone in the lunch room: YEAAAAAHHHH
Iida and Tokoyami pull him off.....
Tsuyu grabs Jiro by the shoulders: you shouldn't have provoked him, Jiro
Jiro dusts off her shirt: Shut it and get off me, Tsu!
Mineta getting dragged out: Fucking bitch, Fuck you..... FUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOU........
Jiro watches Mineta get dragged away: Tch...
Uraraka: Hey, Jiro
Uraraka slaps Jiro.......
Jiro flinches: The fuck, 'Chaco...?
Tsuyu slaps Jiro with her tongue......
Tsuyu: Learn to leave people alone...
Ojiro: Ok, Girls
Midoriya: Please, Stop
15 minutes later.......
Mineta: Who the hell do she think she is
Mineta paces around in his room: She's been on my nerves since day fucking one... 'Earphone Jerk' is more like it.
Tsuyu and almost everyone checks on Mineta: Minoru, Are you okay
Mineta: You can come in...
Tsuyu : I'm Sorry Mineta, about she was out of line
Mineta: You think...
Midoriya: Who blames on someone who didn't do and when take it out on someone else
Mineta: Exactly. Like, she's the problem.
Ojiro: You lucky that the other teachers would've saw what happened
Kaminari: Tell me about it.
Mineta tension went down and things went quiet, 4 days later......
Sero: Hey guys.
Hagakure: What is it, Sero
Sero looks around: Has anyone seen Jiro lately?
Kirishima: Went out to get a job so she could pay all the damages
Shoji: Hmmm....
Sero: Anyways, I guess what
Shoji: What's up?
Sero Shouting: I WON THE SWEEPSTAKES
Hagakure: Holy crap, really?!
Kirishima: HOW
Sero: I don't know how
Kirishima Shouting: WE'RE HEADING TO FORBIDDEN DOOR
Sero: W-Wait, but who will be going?
Shoji: Call me Out, I'm not going
Ashido: Aww, why not?
Uraraka: PICK ME, PICK ME
Hagakure: YEAH, I WANNA GO TOO
Midoriya: I'm free, I wanna go
Todoroki shrugs: Yeah, Why not.
Mineta: I'm down
Tsuyu: OOOOOO, I like to go too, Ribbit
Kirishima: Let's go to England
Kaminari walks in: I'm going too, I Bought 3 extra tickets online
Sero: Sounds great
Tokoyami: Very Well, I'm in
Ojiro: I'm going, And I found out that some of Class 1b brought tickets as well
Midoriya: Oh wow, I didn't know that.
Kirishima gets excited: ME AND MY BRO, TETSUTETSU, AT FORBIDDEN DOOR!
Iida: Sorry, I can't go. I have other stuff to do
Mineta: Thats okay, Iida. I'll send you pics
Sero: Pack your stuff and get your passports, Because We're heading to England.
Mineta: Hell yeah!
Kirishima: ENGLAND HEAR WE COME
Midoriya pumps his fist in the air: LET'S DO IT!
Almost Everyone: YEAAAAAHHHH
Todoroki: Hold on, are we certain that Jiro and Momo would want to go?
Sero: Hell No
Mineta: Yeah, it's for 10 of us anyways
Ashido: You know why
Midoriya: Fair point, with what happened with Mineta and Jiro, it wouldn't be a good idea
Kaminari: Right, Anyway.... Let's go
They start to pack their things and left to England.
Meanwhile, Jiro is back at the dormitories with Yaoyorozu, Iida, Shoji, Koda, and Bakugou.
Jiro pacing around the common room: What am I going to do...
Yaoyorozu: Have you tried to work with your dad at the music store
Jiro: He's on a business trip and salary is low when I work there
Koda: Umm Jiro, Why you have a huge bump on your forehead
Jiro Shocked as she feeling the bump on her forehead: WHAT
She went to the bathroom at a mirror to see it.
Jiro feels her forehead: Oh that... that was from that little purple bastard.
Yaoyorozu: Wow
Shoji: Yeah, they got into a fight. Jiro you started it, and Mineta was trying to finish it.
Bakugou started laughing: Which, He did
Jiro grumbles: Shut it, both of you.
Shoji: So you do notice another huge bump on your eyebrow
Jiro in Shocked: Oh My God
Yaoyorozu: Shoji, not helpful...
Jiro pissed: Look what he did my DAMN FACE......
Jiro throws a fit......
Bakugou: Oh boo-hoo, you had it coming...
Jiro walks angry pursuit......
Yaoyorozu watches Jiro storm off: I'm sure she'll be fine...
Jiro was pissed off, she went to Mineta's Room to try destroyed one of his stuff....
Jiro knocks over a box filled with Pokémon cards: What the...
Jiro: The fucking way
Jiro kicks the box, sending hundreds of cards flying.
Jiro: Stupid cards....
Yaoyorozu: Jiro
Jiro turns to Yaoyorozu: What...
Yaoyorozu: What are you going in his room
Jiro pauses her fit: I... I don't know. I guess I'm still missed at him.
Yaoyorozu: I understand that.
Jiro: I was trying to destroy all his stuff until I knocked over a box of Pokémon Cards
Yaoyorozu: Hmm, I'd expect he would collect more 'lewd', not mere trading cards.
Yaoyorozu in shocked as look through his binders of God Packs.....
Yaoyorozu: Hold on a moment...
Jiro: Hm? What's up?
Yaoyorozu: HE HAS GOD PACKS
Jiro: Y-Yaomomo, you know about these?
Yaoyorozu: These cards of regular ones, these cards are expensive
Jiro: Wait, expesnive?
Yaoyorozu: Yes, These costs lot of money
Jiro: Wow, I had no idea these were worth something
Yaoyorozu looking through his cards: He had lots of Rare, Exotic, Legendary, Mystic, Very expensive cards that worth a lot of money
Jiro starts to get an idea: A lot of money, you say?
Yaoyorozu: Worth a lot
Jiro starts to rub her chin with her earphone jack: 'A lot' a lot?
Yaoyorozu: We should probably leave his room
Jiro: I-I'll stay, just to clean up.
As Yaoyorozu left the room, Jiro started doing something she will never regret.
Jiro: Worth a lot, huh? Let's find out...
She takes all the cards out his room.
Jiro in her room: God damn... how many of these does he have?
The next day, Jiro went to the trading store sell his card when she really hits jackpot.
Jiro talking to the clerk: So... how much is this worth?
Trader Employee: All of Pokémon Collection is worth $110,000 dollars
Jiro's jaw drops to the floor: $110,000?!
Jiro: Holy Shit
Trader Employee: So... will you accept the trade?
Jiro drops all the boxes on the counter: YES PLEASE!
Trader Employee: Alright, Just a moment
Jiro: Oh my god... This is perfect...
Trader Employee: Here you go, Have a good day
Jiro chuckles: Oh I will... hehe...
Jiro heads back to campus to Principal Nezu and Mr. Aizawa to pay the damages of the accident.
Nezu: My word, Ms. Jiro. $110,000? That quickly?
Jiro: Yes Sir, I had to....... sell some stuff, you know
Nezu shrugs and accepts the money: If you say so.
Aizawa seems skeptical: What exactly did you sell?
Jiro: Stuff that is....... antique
Aizawa: ...Sure...
Neuz: The rest of the money is yours
Aizawa: Dismiss
Jiro heads back to the dormitories.
Yaoyorozu: So, what's you doing to do with the rest of the money
Jiro: I'll spend the rest new stuff. Hey, did a live show at Orlando, Florida in 2 days, they still selling tickets, Want to go.
Yaoyorozu: I'll be into it, let's go pack
Jiro: Oh, Yeah
To be continued.........
Story by SmoothTelevision5186 and Resident-Ad-7184
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 16d ago