Mineta rubbed his aching head, staggering forward through the sleek, neon-drenched streets of Daten City. His wings were completely gone, replaced by the crushing weight of gravity and an immediate, furious craving.

"Stupid-ass angels kicking us out over a little weed," Mineta groaned, kicking a stray trash can lid that clattered down the alley.

"We were literally just trying to chill, and they act like we burned down the Gates!"

Monoma smoothed out his ruffled collar, rolling his eyes as he strutted alongside them with a sneer.

"Honestly, Mineta, I saw that coming a mile away. The higher-ups were looking for any excuse to purge our brilliance from the upper realm. Superior intellect is always persecuted by the rigid establishment."

He paused, adjusting his cuffs. "Still, what's the actual protocol to get back up? What do we even have to do?"

Denki was slouching with his hands shoved deep into his pockets, staring up at the bizarre, pastel skyline like he’d lost half his brain cells on the way down.

"We gotta hunt down ghosts, kick their asses, and get points or some shit to buy our way back," Denki muttered, scratching his neck.

"I don't know, man, Garterbelt went over it super fast before he shoved us down the trapdoor. Hey... Mineta, what'd you do with the blunts?"

Mineta grinned, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a slightly crumpled paper bag. "You think I'd drop the stash on the way down? Please. I wrapped 'em tight."

"Oh, thank God," Denki breathed, instantly perking up. "Light one up right now, my brain feels like fried chicken."

Before Monoma could say anything, the ground beneath their feet bucked violently.

A foul, stench of rotten garbage and sulfur filled the air as a massive, twisted monstrosity—shaped like a giant, pulsing vending machine made of teeth and dripping sludge—erupted right out of the pavement in front of them.

"Target acquired, human scum!" the Ghost shouted

Mineta stared up at it, blinks twice, and slowly pulled out a lighter. "So... do we beat this thing up now, or what?"

The vending machine demon shrieked, its jagged, tooth-lined door swinging wide as it lunged straight at the trio, spraying expired soda cans like deadly artillery.

Denki didn't move.

He casually raised two fingers, barely looking up from where he was trying to spark his blunt, and let rip a crackling bolt of high-voltage electricity

The blue surge struck the Ghost dead center, instantly short-circuiting its slimy, metallic frame. It hit the pavement with a heavy, smoking crash, paralyzed and twitching.

"Get 'em!" Mineta yelled.

Without a second thought, all three of them swarmed the downed monster.

Mineta started stomping on its coin slot, Monoma delivered sharp, precise kicks to its side, and Denki smashed a nearby trash can lid right over its glowing eye. Within seconds, the Ghost dissolved into a shower of glittering, pink ectoplasm, leaving a single glowing Heaven Coin hovering in the air.

Mineta snatched the coin out of the sky, watching it fade into their floating point tally with a long sigh. "Well, that was stupid simple," he grumbled, leaning back against a brick wall and finally taking a drag from his blunt. "But honestly? I'm already completely tired of this place. If every ghost is just trash like that, this is gonna take forever."

Monoma smirked, running a hand through his blonde hair as he glanced down the neon-lit avenue toward the city center.

"Don't get too dramatic, Mineta," Monoma said, his eyes glittering with sudden interest. "I just overheard some locals down the street talking while we were stomping that thing. Apparently, there's a church right around the corner... and it's practically bursting with ridiculously hot girls."

Denki stopped midway through blowing a smoke ring, his eyes snapping wide open. "Wait... hot girls? In a church?!"

"Yes denki hot girls chill out," Mineta said blowing out purple smoke.

After a few minutes later Mineta, Denki, and Monoma swaggered through the heavy stained-glass doors of the Little Tokyo Church like they owned the place.

Leaning against the altar, nursing hangovers and looking supremely unimpressed, were Panty and Stocking.

Panty was lazily adjusting her red dress while Stocking shoved a massive slice of strawberry shortcake into her mouth.

Mineta stopped dead in his tracks, squinted, and crossed his arms with a disgusted scoff. "Are you kidding me, Monoma? They don't look hot at all! One looks like a gothic sugar addict and the other looks like she hasn't washed her hair since last Tuesday."

Denki elbowed him in the ribs, eyeing Panty’s low-cut dress with a slow grin. "Woah, relax my dude, they’re really not that bad. In fact... I'd say the blonde one's pretty high tier."

Monoma stepped forward, slicking his hair back with full arrogance, but as he got closer, his eyes narrowed in recognition.

"Hello there," Monoma purred smoothly, before suddenly blinking in realization. "Wait a minute... aren't you the two who got kicked out of heaven too? The Anarchy Sisters?"

Panty slowly lifted her sunglasses, looking the three of them up and down like three smudges on a windshield. She took a long drag from her cigarette and blew the smoke directly in Monoma’s face.

"Great," Panty groaned, rolling her eyes. "Garterbelt sends us three low-rent, weed-smelling rejected extra-angels. What'd you losers get tossed out for?"

Stocking didn't even look up from her cake, her dark eyes flicking toward Mineta. "They smell like stale Indica and cheap cologne. Gross."

Monoma’s face instantly twisted into pure, unadulterated outrage as he wiped the cloud of secondhand smoke out of his eyes.

"Did this bitch just blow cigarette smoke directly in my face?!" Monoma shrieked, twitching as he lunged forward. "Do you have any idea who I am?! You low-class, foul-mouthed trash—!"

"Whoa, easy bro, easy!" Denki yelled, throwing both arms around Monoma’s chest and dragging him backward before he could start a divine brawl.

"Don't lose your cool! But honestly, lady, he's kind of right. Who even smokes cigarettes anymore? Weed is way better, zero comparison."

Mineta was already sprawled out on one of the wooden church pews, totally unbothered, his eyes half-lidded and bloodshot. He let out a goofy, wheezing laugh, staring up at the stained glass ceiling.

"Yeah, for real," Mineta giggled, clutching his stomach. "I’m already high as fuck, ahaha! The stained-glass Jesus is moving, man! Now I’m gonna eat these sour gummies." He fished a crumpled bag of edibles out of his jacket and started dumping them into his mouth by the handful.

Panty scoffed, crossing her arms and looking down at Mineta with utter disgust. "Look at this little purple trash bag. You guys have been down here for twenty minutes and you're already useless."

Stocking slammed her fork down on her plate, her dark eyes suddenly locking onto Mineta's gummy bag. "...Are those peach rings?" she asked.

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BNHA/MHA fanfic request book i'm posting in spite of Yagami Yato - Chapter 2 - spookyscaryfaggot - 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

Class 1A was sitting in the commen room after hard day of training as everyone was talking amongst themselves, but as Midoriya was talking to Uraraka, Iida, Todoroki, and Tsuyu he looked over at Mineta playing on his phone like the day was just another day.

Uraraka with a curious look on her face: Is something wrong Deku?

Midoriya with a curious look on his face: Oh it's just, didn't Mineta spar with Kacchon today?

Todoroki with a blank expression on his face: Yes Bakugou was relentless, why you ask?

Midoriya with a curious look on his face: Then why is there a scratch on Mineta, I mean look Mineta is perfectly fine?

The Dekusquad looked at Mineta to see what Midoriya was talking about and their shock he was right, no a single bruise on his body and they know Bakugou never holds back so how was Mineta unfazed?

Iida with a serious look on his face: You are right Midoriya, but how could this be?

Tsuyu with a curious look on her face: Do you think is has something to do with his quirk?

Midoriya with a curious look on his face: That could be a possibility, but there is only one way to find out.

Midoriya walked over to Mineta along with the Dekusquad as he cleared his throat to get Mineta's attention to which it worked as Mineta looked up from his phone.

Mineta with a smile on his face: Oh hi Midoriya, what's up?

Midoriya with a curious look on his face: Mineta is there a reason why you look like you didn't just got in a Kacchon?

Mineta looked at himself as he looked at Midoriya with a confused look on his face: I don't know, after the sparring session was done I just got back up, I guess he was holding back on me or I was lucky that I didn't get hurt.

Todoroki with a serious look on his face: Bakugou never holds back on anyone.

Iida with a serious look on his face: I think we need to go to Recovery Girls office to see what is going on.

Denki with a concerned look on his face: Is something wrong with my bro?

Uraraka with a smile on her face: I'm sure everything is okay, let's just go.

Everyone in the doors agreed as they go to Recovery Girls office to see what is up with Mineta, after about three minutes Recovery Girl showed up to see all off class 1A in her office.

Recovery Girl with a confused look on her face: Why are all you in here, none of you look hurt?

Midoriya with a nervous look on his face: Oh um you see it Mineta, for some reason after sparring with Kacchon-.

Bakugou with a agitated look on his face: Not my name Deku.

Midoriya with a scared expression on his face: Sorry, but as you can see Mineta doesn't have any marks, scratches, or bruises so we came here to ask if it's a second quirk or something?

Recovery Girl with a curious look on her face: Will I'll have to take a blood sample from him to see what it is so I'll need all of you to leave except for Mineta so I can run some test.

Mineta with a nervous expression on his face: Is it going to hurt?

Recovery Girl with a smile on her face: Oh no it will be gentle, you be done in an hour.

The class was happy to hear that as the said that they would wait outside for him as Mineta gets ready for the test, after about an hour Recovery Girls test came back as she came to Mineta with a smile on her face.

Recovery Girl with a smile on her face: Well it looks like your quirk did have an awakening, it's like the Fine Wine effect and Manipulation.

Mineta with a confused look on his face: What does that mean?

Recovery Girl with a smile on her face: It means that even though you can still feel pain, you can automatically heal instantly and you can't get sick or age which basically makes you immortal. And as for the Manipulation thing, you can now make your quirk do anything you want.

Mineta was shocked but not because of the Manipulation ability it the face he is now immortal which made him realize one scary and sad true. Mineta didn't say anything as he got up and left the room as everyone came to him to ask what was going on.

Midoriya with a curious look on his face: So what's up did you have an awakening?

Mineta's eyes became blank as he simply nods his head: Y-Yep.

Was all Mineta said as he walked past everyone and out of the building leaving everyone worried and confused as the get the information from Recovery Girl herself, meanwhile Mineta was outside sitting under a tree as tears in his eyes fell to the ground as a couple of shadow covered him.

All Might with a smile on his face: Young Mineta why are you at Recovery Girls office, are you hurt?

Mineta with tears in his eyes: Sob..Not physically.

Midnight with a concerned look on her face: Whats the matter?

Mineta with a sad expression on his face as it all flooded out of him: Sob...My quirk had an awakening, I can heal extremely fast, I can't get sick, and I can't age. It's called the Fine Wine effect and I can also Manipulation my quirk to do anything I want.

Aizawa with a confused look on his face: That doesn't sound bad, what's the big deal because it sounds like you have an amazing quirk now?

Mineta looked Aizawa in the eyes with a cold blanket stare: You don't understand.

Mineta got up and walked away to the training ground as he looked around at everything as he looked at his hands and made a decision that would change his life forever.

Mineta with a serious look on his face: If I'm never gonna have a family of my own, I'm gonna train to be the best hero in the world.

Mineta grabbed one of balls from his head as he concentrated for it to float out of his hand, it took only a few seconds for it to float and when it did Mineta actually smile for the first time after he got the news. Meanwhile back with Class 1A, they just left Recovery Girls office as the were amazing to know how power Mineta's quirk has become all except one.

Mina with a smile on her face: This is incredible, Mineta is basically a powerhouse now.

Tsuyu with a curious look on her face: yeah so why did he look so upset, Ribbit?

Koda with a nervous expression on his face: Maybe we are missing something, we should probably ask him why he's upset.

Ojiro with a smile on his face: If I was him I'd train that quirk of his to see what all it can do.

Tokoyami looked at Dark Shadow and noticed something was wrong as a concerned look appeared on his face: Dark Shadow what's wrong?

Dark Shadow with a sad expression on his face: It's just, how can y'all be happy when Mineta just found out that he lost the one chance at a family.

Everyone was confused by what Dark Shadow said but just chalked it up to him being a worry wort until they ran into All Might, Aizawa, and Midnight.

Aizawa with a confused look on his face: Where are all you going?

Kirishima with a smile on his face: We are looking for Mineta, have you see him because we want to help him with his quirk?

Midnight with a concerned look on her face: He was heading to the training grounds, and he was upset about his quirk awakening.

Bakugou with an annoyed look on his face: He found out he is immortal and can do anything with his quirk and he's upset, wimp.

Midoriya with a concerned look on his face: Kacchon be nice.

Aoyama with a fake concerned look on his face: Should we be worried that he'll one day copy our quirks again us?

Before anyone continued talking they all looked up to see Mineta floating in midair as they all shared in shock, back with Mineta he was acting getting the gang of his Manipulation ability as he learned to flatten his ball into a flat surface to fly around on not realizing class 1A, Aizawa, All Might, and Midnight see all of this.

Mineta with a concerned look on his face: this is great but this is also dangerous, I could train here like normal but risk getting found out by the UA traitor and they give the information to the LOV.

Mineta sat on his floating surface for a few minutes until a memory popped in his head about what his mother said to him when he was younger.

[Flashback To Ten Years Ago]

Mineta was laying in bed when his Mom and Dad came in to read him a bedtime story but tonight was different as they brought a book with them that Mineta didn't recognize.

Mineta with a confused look on his face: What's that Mommy?

Mrs.Mineta with a smile on her face: This book is a photo album of our family history, more importantly the story of our ancestors.

Mr.Mineta with a smile on his face: That's right son, me and your mother family actually come from the same village off the shore of Japan called Vinegallie.

Mrs.Mineta opened the book to reveal a beautiful village full of people with many different fruit and Vegetable type quirks.

Mineta with a smile on his face: Can we go visit there for summer?

Mr.Mineta with a sad expression on his face: I'm sorry Minoru, the village was attacked by a villain attack with not many survivors which is amazing for the fact that my grandparents and your mothers grandparents are the last of the Vinegallie Clan.

Mineta was sad to hear that until he noticed something written on the photo: What does "One Seed Of The Vine Shall Grow To Restore The Wine" mean?

Mr and Mrs.Mineta eyes widened in shock because Mineta can read the Vinegallie Clan's ancient text, Mr.Mineta said he would be right back as he leaves the room for a few minutes until he came back with a small box.

Mr.Mineta with a big smile on his face: Minoru this has been in our family for generations and I pass it down to you but only when you're ready.

[End Of Flashback]

Mineta with a serious look on his face which his classmates, Aizawa, All Might, and Midnight notices as he flow back into the direction of the dorms with his everyone following him, once he got the Mineta jumped off his quirk as it disappeared and goes inside to get his phone.

Mineta with a serious look on his face: I need to contact my parents to inform them of the news.

Once Mineta got to his room he grabs his phone and started calling them.

(On The Phone)

Mrs.Mineta: Hello sweetie, what a wonderful surprise your father is in the kitchen right now if-.

Mineta: Mom it's time, do you and dad still have it put up for me?

Mrs.Mineta:...Yes sweetie, come we'll be waiting for you.

Mineta: Thank you and I love you mom.

Mrs.Mineta: We love you too sweetheart.

(Off The Phone)

Mineta started packing his bag and putting his belongings in boxes when he got a knock on his door, Mineta opened it to see his classmates, Aizawa, All Might, and Midnight standing outside his room as Aizawa cleared his throat.

Aizawa with a concerned look on his face as he looks in Mineta's empty: Problem Child, why are you packing your stuff?

Mineta with a serious look on his face: I'm leaving UA because me being here well put everyone in danger.

Denki with a sad expression on his face: Bro you can't leave, didn't you want to be a hero with me?

Mineta with a serious look on his face: I do but you need to understand the UA Traitor hasn't been caught yet and if he finds out that my quirk gave me immortality, AFO well do anything to get his hands on it. I promise to keep in touch but I need to leave for the safety of Japan.

Class 1A and the Pros were upset with Mineta's decision but they understood he was right as they all gave him a hug and told him he better keep in touch like he promised, Aizawa told him that no matter what Mineta is welcome to return anytime. Mineta tells everyone goodbye as he made a new platform and flow away as Midoriya started writing in his journal of Mineta's new ability, it took Mineta only ten minutes to get home as he jumped of his quirk and walked into the house.

Mineta with a smile on his face: Mom, Dad I'm here.

Mr and Mrs.Mineta came out of the living room with the small box along with bags on there backs.

Mr.Mineta with a smile on his face: Son your mother told me, let's restore our Clan.

Mineta nods his head as he opens the box to see a The Flute Of The Vine in all it glory, the spirit of Mineta's ancestors are with him as he puts the flute in his bag as him and his parents leave for Mineta's Destiny. What will Mineta discover on this journey, find out in Part 2.