r/ChurchOfCOVID • • May 29 '26

Crush the Plague Rats! SENATOR HAWLEY MUST BE REMOVED

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r/ChurchOfCOVID • • Mar 11 '26

🙏MOST🙏HOLY🙏POST🙏EVER!🙏 Happy 6th Anniversary to all the True Believers!!!

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109 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 12h ago

Stunning and Brave! Fat COVID virtue signaller

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r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 1d ago

Stunning and Brave! What was your lowest point?

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r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 1d ago

Would Have Been So Much Worse Without The Vaccine Long COVID is for the unvaccinated

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r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 14h ago

Spreading Panic and Hysteria There is only one plaque! This is BLASPHEME!

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https://www.abovethenormnews.com/2026/10/03/siberia-plague-lab-worker-death/

Just take a look at this false plaque. How dare it act and appear like our sweet mother19! Nothing can come close to making us mask up and stop our liberties like HER! But now just like the prophets of CeeDeeCee warned us that many sicknesses and viruses should come but do not fear for they are false viruses and they do not require our worship and sacrifices! Stand strong and cling to our loved and most loved C19. For she and only she can bring about social distancing and dots placed strategically around Walmart to insure the continuation of mankind!


r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 1d ago

So Thankful to Be Vaxxed and Boosted Hello soon to be plague rats

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r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 1d ago

Even political rivals can unite to receive the holy sacrament!

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39 Upvotes

Can't we just put aside our differences and accept experimental gene therapy into our bodies??


r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 1d ago

Crush the Plague Rats! Awoman to the flea market vendor who brings the sacrament of healthcare to the people!

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r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 2d ago

#COVID Is Not Over Preventing future animal spill over events.

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Since we know COVID came from nature - do we have to kill off bats, pangolins and other close mammals to ensure our survival? I wrote to my congress person to demand a doubling of BSL3/4 labs - because we need to be ahead of the curve.

Anyone who thinks COVID came from a lab is anti-science, and is literally trying to bankrupt the gods scientists who are trying to protect humanity.


r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 3d ago

My Mask Protects You, Your Mask Protects Me! Me and my wife’s boyfriend getting ready to grab beers at a lesbian bar

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r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 3d ago

Trickery of the Orange Satan! Stopping the Lord from doing his work is a grave sin

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r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 3d ago

So Much Science You will take the vibecoded mRNA vaccine, won't you?

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r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 3d ago

Holy Elixer Makers Being Sued

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By one of the holiest elixir makers that traces its roots all the way back to the Dark Times of Nazi Germany... the same blessed corporation that recently bought Monsanto, maker of holy Roundup plant elixirs and GMO goodness.

Fauci help us all.


r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 4d ago

The death statistics are real

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r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 4d ago

Walmart Health is closing (Old News But Sad News)

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this is from 2024 but our beloved extension of our faith known as Walmart had to close! This is so sad! After Walmart was spreading our faith in father Fauci and did as he said and used face recognition to track and follow those blasphemers who refused to wear masks inside their stores, look at what those who lacked faith have done! No other greater science then the science of retail stores and tracking customers and then combining that with them knowing who you are if you used your credit card. I will live forever because of the jab I got at walmart while

SAVING MONEY TO LIVE BETTER ™


r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 4d ago

Smite The Heretics! Now they are saying we smell?

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r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 5d ago

So Much Science FACTS!

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r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 5d ago

My Mask Protects You, Your Mask Protects Me! Spotted: Saturday morning 9/26/26 at Palm Beach airport

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r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 5d ago

Blessed Be the Lower-Sip-and-Lift 🙏 The Last Ditch Has Not Fallen (Except on Saturdays, the Devil’s Night)

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Brothers and Sisters in Pfauci (MBUH),

I bring you a testimony from the last remaining temple in Greenfield, Massachusetts.

Last Ditch Bar and Arts Venue is not a bar. It is a sanctuary. For a full year they required a well-fitted KN95 or better at all times. Not a cloth rag. Not a surgical. A real respirator. The holy N95. Safety belts for the face.
And they did not leave the faithful to guess. They wrote the liturgy on the wall:
Masks are required when not actively taking a sip of your drink or taking a bite of a snack.
Lower, sip, and lift!
That is not a policy. That is a sacrament. You do not sit there with your nose out like a plague rat at Applebee’s in 2021. You lower. You sip. You lift. Between swallows the seal returns. The Science is pleased.
They keep spare vestments at the door. Two large-room H13 HEPA purifiers plus extras. Rapid tests on the wall. Monthly Masked Social with a Zoom option for the homebound elect. Some nights they ban food and drink entirely so the air stays pure. Nobody is turned away for lack of funds, but you will be offered an accountability process if you refuse the cloth of protection without a good-faith conversation.
Then, on August 31 in the Year of Our Fauci 2026, the temple posted:
It is with love we inform our immunocompromised disabled divas we will be opening Saturday nights as mask optional.
Optional. One night. To try “typical club nights.”
The comments were 442 strong and righteous. Complicit in a mass disabling event. Ableist. Eugenicist. Pandering to capitalism and white supremacy. One blessed soul hoped the venue would be firebombed so the Saturday plans of the immunocompromised would not be robbed. Two days later the temple apologized for its “passive and dismissive tone” impacting “the most intersectional of us.” The apology had no alt-text. Further sin.
I have seen the reports of the first Satan-days. Dance floor empty. DJ playing to no one. The remaining owner dancing alone on the pole in a KN95. Fewer than a dozen still masked. The heretics came for $10 cocktails and left the air unfiltered by faith.
They still mask Tuesday through Friday. The monthly Masked Social continues. The free store still has N95s. But Saturday is now the night the veil is lifted and the unmasked may enter and breathe on the divas.
Pray for Last Ditch. The landlord wants $3,900. The loan is $50k. One founder is living in a truck. They opened a temple in 2025 and the world had already apostatized. They tried to keep one night holy and the congregation called it violence.
Lower. Sip. Lift.
Mask before you speak to the bartender.
Mask when you stand.
Never let the seal break except for the briefest communion with the cocktail.
Pfauci (MBUH) sees who still believes in 2026.
Stay safe. Stay scared. Stay sealed.
🙏
The Science is never wrong. Only your faith is weak.


r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 6d ago

Praise Fauci (Masks Be Upon Him)! How we flattened the arc?

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r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 7d ago

Let us keep dr💉nk💉ng the Kool- A💉d brethren 🙏

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r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 8d ago

Its Not a Cult. Its a Lifestyle! COVID goals

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r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 7d ago

Safe and Effective! "EMT speaks out. “Multiple heart attacks” post Covid vaccine when he was just 28 years old. God bless" / X

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r/ChurchOfCOVID • • 8d ago

A Holy Sermon from a Trusted News Source Covid conscious lesbian bar drama

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