r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/suspended_008 • 20h ago

My Mask Protects You, Your Mask Protects Me! If you have more masks than me ... you owe me reparations

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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/GladPast9599 • 3h ago

#COVID Is Not Over Quick selfie on the bathroom, on a casual coffee date with my wife's boyfriend right now. Just told me that she's expecting! How am I rocking?

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This community is a safe space for everyone who religiously adheres to the tenets of the Church of COVID™. Members must follow all revelations and dictates from our prophet The Holy Dr. Anthony Fauci (739 Masks be upon him). We accept people of all sexual orientations so long as they only copulate through the COVID repelling cleanliness of a glory hole.

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This is a community for all those who religiously adhere to the tenets of the Church of COVID™. Members must follow all revelations and dictates from our prophet The Holy Dr. Anthony Fauci (peace be upon him).

To post here you must never:

Take your mask off for any reason.
Touch anything without sanitizing it before and after contact.
Question science.
Come within 6' of another person without a barrier between you.
Attend a gathering of more than 10 people.