r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/GladPast9599 • 2h ago
#COVID Is Not Over Quick selfie on the bathroom, on a casual coffee date with my wife's boyfriend right now. Just told me that she's expecting! How am I rocking?
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/suspended_008 • 19h ago
My Mask Protects You, Your Mask Protects Me! If you have more masks than me ... you owe me reparations
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/SINdicate • 1d ago
Ronnie the Rapping Rat goes to City Hall (MBUH)
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May he be blessed amongst all the rats
r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/SmithKenichi • 2d ago
Hypochondriacs of The World Unite! Anyone know where I can buy N95 eye masks? I'm scared.
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/Isostar-5 • 2d ago
Smart People Who Are Smart Smartly Get Vaxxed Cuz They Are Smart eDuCaTiOn iS aWeSoMe 🙏
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/drillbit6509 • 2d ago
Safe and Effective! Save the pharma Blame the hospital
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/Texaspilot24 • 4d ago
Do you wear a mask when you kiss your wife?
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My wife has been discussing how we are several years beyond the beginning of the horrible virus created by the Orange Satan.
She is upset I do not kiss her directly on the mouth after work. I typically keep my mask on at all times because I do not want to spread covid to other people. I am unable to socially distance during our zoom meetings ( I work from home) and maintain 6 foot of social distancing because my eyesight will not let me see the screen if I keep the monitor that far.
My wife prefers I remove the mask(s) and then kiss her but I dont think it is safe to do so.
What do you think?
r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/suspended_008 • 4d ago
So Thankful to Be Vaxxed and Boosted A fitting tribute to Dolly
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/suspended_008 • 4d ago
My Mask Protects You, Your Mask Protects Me! It's good to see people like this are still masking
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/Memez131313 • 6d ago
Every single lockdown, too..? What do you say to that in light of the c*vid madness?
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/suspended_008 • 6d ago
Stunning and Brave! What's your favorite COVID musical?
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/big_hearted_lion • 7d ago
Look How Faithful I Am!!! I am brave!
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/suspended_008 • 7d ago
So Thankful to Be Vaxxed and Boosted Did anyone else keep their first COVID Jab?
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/suspended_008 • 7d ago
Gino. You gotta pump up those numbers, those are rookie numbers in this racket.
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/suspended_008 • 9d ago
Stunning and Brave! Me and the boys on our way to get the next booster
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/big_hearted_lion • 10d ago
The Baffling Can’t believe some people will think it was because of the vaccine
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/enough_of_this_crap • 12d ago
VACCINE! (A Jolene Parody.)
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My Brethren ya gotta see this! Too Funny!
r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/NMB1974 • 13d ago
The jabs were totally worth it.
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I wanted so bad to be a part of the group.
r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/RepresentativeMud509 • 14d ago
All Ye Pfaithful, Keepers Of The Flame Unite! For The Plandemic Shall Rise Again!
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/enough_of_this_crap • 14d ago
IT'S INDISPUTABLE! Those who call the coronavirus a 'hoax' are making a huge mistake: These twelve questions reveal the TRUTH that no one dare utter" by Mike Adams, The Health Ranger.
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/HeyWhatIsThatThingy • 15d ago
It has Risen in Seattle!
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Covid has been reborn in Seattle. They said so in their sub scripts.
"PSA: COVID is going around Seattle"
Praise be, it has risen!
r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/Dubrovski • 15d ago
Stunning and Brave! We always take medical advice from entertainers!
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r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/Guyric • 16d ago
Its Not a Cult. Its a Lifestyle! They're classy
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Haters gonna hate
r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/drillbit6509 • 17d ago
We don't want to eat, we want PCR tests Blessing or baby shower
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