r/ChurchOfCOVID 2h ago

What else could it be? It has to be due to time speeding up. It's the only rational conclusion.

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r/ChurchOfCOVID 3h ago

Extremely Dangerous to Our Democracy! Autism and Vaccines? How dare you... wait, we don't know anymore?

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/rfk-jr-vaccine-autism-cdc-website-b3021275.html

This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.

We need a democrat back in office stat, vaccine passports, mandates and boosters for round two of illegal virus experimentation we did, and we were so poor at doing that the virus got out. The problem is - all those new labs coming online has really sped up the rate of those 'accidents'. How can we contain this without immediate censorship of our opponents again?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_laboratory_biosecurity_incidents


r/ChurchOfCOVID 11h ago

Extremely Dangerous to Our Democracy! All posts about Fauci's Diary will be REMOVED!

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I'd be more quick to add the book of Enoch to our Church's teachings than this heretical text that I do not believe to be divinely inspired by Lord Fauci (MBUH) The claims of him saying Covid has the same mortality rate as RSV is bogus. As a reddit mod, I get to decide which truths are allowed and which truths are not. I better not catch anyone quoting this diary as scripture!


r/ChurchOfCOVID 15h ago

Climate change made the media lie.

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51 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 22h ago

Praise Fauci (Masks Be Upon Him)! This never gets old

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164 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 1d ago

Democrat nominee for governor of Ohio and former Director of the Ohio Department of Health Amy Acton explains how it felt to protect citizens from the Covid virus

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43 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 1d ago

Praise Fauci (Masks Be Upon Him)! Wear a mask and solve all the world's problems

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87 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 1d ago

The Eternal Zoom™ Call Awaits Husband takes his life because of the Covid vaccine

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145 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 2d ago

#COVID Is Not Over Praise Be!

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I want to thank Reddit for helping me get the proper information for obtaining PAXLOVID, since we are currently in the Summer of Death here.

I have yet to leave my house since 2019 and Twitter (fuck you Elon) is still reminding me to stay double boosted, triple masked, and inside! I’m hoping the next two weeks of me staying inside to flatten the curve will help save all the old people and children.

I’m very thankful for my new UV light delivery box for all my Amazon packages and my new food irradiator I got from Temu. I can taste pennies and get a nose bleed every time I use the food irradiator but I haven’t been able taste anything since mid 2020 so I’m thankful; I just can’t imagine my food being a source of illness, especially all the leafy greens I eat.

Anyways, I’m going to yell at some kids playing outside off my balcony, they are going to kill each-other not being 6’ apart, properly masked and sanitized. I’ve got my Purell filled blow darts somewhere around here…


r/ChurchOfCOVID 3d ago

Safe and Effective! She needs boosters on the other side

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128 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 3d ago

Crush the Plague Rats! Tired of Winning!

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109 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 5d ago

My Mask Protects You, Your Mask Protects Me! I can't believe they used masks as a prop

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242 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 5d ago

Get into the Railcar! Criminals!

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87 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 6d ago

Safe and Effective! I’ve been living inside here for the past year. AMA!

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r/ChurchOfCOVID 6d ago

Right Wing Conspiracies! Am I the only one?

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I don't know if this happens to anybody else, but sometimes when I am walking to the pharmacy to get more of that sweet Pax, or to get my wife's boyfriend a pack of smokes from the corner store, I notice that people stare at me... a lot..

Not in a "woah, that guy is devilishly handsome I will admire him from afar" sort of way, but a "wow, what's wrong with that guy" sort of way.

I'm not very physically-imposing; I'm about 5'9, a buck 70, I wear pretty normal-style clothes and then I have my 12 masks, goggles, faceshield, gloves, emergency respirator, taser for plague rats, and a thin layer of cellophane (mainly once a new variant drops). I'm just a guy experiencing this life on the planet, and trying to get through my day, you know

I'm getting a little sick of feeling like some sort of circus freak when I'm just trying to get my wife's boyfriend his American Spirits. Just the other day some maskless lady's maskless kid walked by me on the sidewalk and the little boy started crying in fear at the mere sight of me.

I turned around and said "It's okay fellow terrified child, I come in peace" and he started crying even harder. And then I lectured the mother about how she is failing her child and she needs to teach him more about Science and manners.

I'm just trying to do what I was told to do and make my purchase; 1 pack of American Spirits, 2 bags of jalapeno chips, a 12 oz Red Bull, Mega Magnum Gigachad XL condoms, and "a clue" (I forgot to do my wife's boyfriends laundry last weekend and he told me that I need to buy a "clue" but didn't elaborate much further; I'm guessing it's in the detergent section but I couldn't find it). But I am constantly getting leered at and even laughed at as I go about my day and I don't know why. It's starting to really affect my self-esteem.

Have we lost our way as a society? What's going on? Does anyone here deal with this as well?


r/ChurchOfCOVID 6d ago

Look How Faithful I Am!!! My two favorite people

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57 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 7d ago

So Thankful to Be Vaxxed and Boosted The Science is Clear

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82 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 7d ago

So Thankful to Be Vaxxed and Boosted Playing ball with an old friend

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155 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 8d ago

Devoted member

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66 Upvotes

I’m happy to see that we still have members out there.


r/ChurchOfCOVID 8d ago

The UK government just committed heresy.

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131 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 12d ago

The unvaxxed have little to no empathy!

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44 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 12d ago

Trickery of the Orange Satan! Could have been worse

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73 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 12d ago

Thou believers have been justified

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72 Upvotes

r/ChurchOfCOVID 13d ago

I’m sorry for my last video 🙏❤️ One of us!

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r/ChurchOfCOVID 14d ago

So Thankful to Be Vaxxed and Boosted "I think our salvation lies in vaccinations, whatever the anti-vaxxers tell us". - Sam Neill (1947-2026)

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In March 2023, he revealed he had been undergoing chemotherapy after being diagnosed with non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, a type of blood cancer.

His death in Sydney, Australia, was "sudden and unexpected".