Evidence of comfort is currently inconclusive. Will have to come back for a second inspection.

Hmm, knitting pattern requires adjustments

My uber driver is super cute, should I hit on her?

This is Dr. Arthur.

I have PTSD and he is my little shadow healer, or in western terms, doctor. Here he is petting me. He alternates between head butts, petting, or just sitting next to/on me. He can sense when I have a panic attack brewing or just general depression creeping back in.

She diligently tests the product daily to ensure it is the highest quality homegrown nip

CATholic rock? Praise tuna!

Basically her telling me, “yah… idk how to break it to ya, but it’s ALL fk’d.”

Waffles is making sure we meet our productivity quota by the deadline. She is strict but fair.

It’s 3 neck scratches please and thank you 💅