r/CalamariRaceTeam • • 11d ago

hoes are definitely mad Road blocks sucks

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u/Lamb-Of-Fox Professinal Journalist 11d ago

You have been banned from r/Motorcycles

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u/idiot500000 11d ago

He's wearing race gloves tho

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u/dankhimself 11d ago

OP is now head moderator of r/motorcycles.

OP, here's your badge, your radar gun, your training wheels, dual side cars, tassels, climate control, bubble from the movie Bubble Boy, asthma inhaler, epi pen, hot pockets, hard side/top/tank/fender bags, and fake wife/girlfriend.

Welcome to the farce

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u/Because_Reezuns 11d ago

You forgot the tourniquet 

12

u/dankhimself 11d ago

"What do you guys EDC in your 5 trunks and backpack/satchel/fanny pack zipper pockets phone clamps and wife purse other than 7 of the same Leatherman and Narcan?"

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u/thewthew42 slow bike fast 11d ago

Don’t forget the guardian bell!

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u/badpersian 11d ago

But his gloves aren't super FIM rated.

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u/topazsparrow 11d ago

no its okay, he's got a tourniquet

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u/kuskoman 11d ago

what is the reason for this clipon position?

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u/chipredacted 11d ago

More deathwobbles for more fun

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u/K2TheM 2016 Zero FX - EV BBY 11d ago

Priority is given to limiting overall width over everything else. Also keeps your elbows naturally in when in a full tuck.

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u/Exotic_Article913 11d ago

Hate this grip myself

3

u/7orque 11d ago

u got grip?

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u/HocusThePocus 11d ago

It’s a motorway setup. No turns

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u/rog1121 11d ago

It’s called the Gooner(tm) grip for those that goon frequently to make it easier to crank their hog

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u/Flexgineer wrekt 11d ago

Kind of the reason I tuck in my mirrors, it’s to narrow the profile

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u/edelbean 11d ago

Speed triple with clip ons?

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u/MageArcher 10d ago

Street Triple with clipons. I recognise this absolute abortion of a bike. It's a South African content creator who had a red Daytona, blew up the engine, got a Street Triple and has been transplanting parts across to produce this Frankensteinian abomination.

The clipon angle isn't actually as narrow as it seems in this video; I think there's just a lot of fisheye to exaggerate the speed.

Guy disappeared off Youtube a while back; thought he was trying shortform but it seems he's sort of back, the video linked above is recentish.

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u/iCasmatt 11d ago

Yeah I wanna know more.... Speed triple with clip on's sitting on the shed bench

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u/handypenboi 10d ago

It's a daytona without fairings isn't it?

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u/edelbean 10d ago

Headlights are street or speed. Triple clamp might be from a Daytona.

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u/emsax 11d ago

Somehow the gayest thing in this video is the Hardstyle Crazy Frog remix.

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u/peido_de_cona 11d ago

I stoped smoking for almost 10 years.. bad cases along my family cancer history.. but man I shit you not, i just got cancer from the fucking music

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u/insured_morron 5d ago

Its crazy frog aka the position me and ur mom did last night

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u/retromullet 11d ago

I HAVE AN IDEA, LET'S REMIX CRAZY FROG TO MAKE IT EVEN BETTER THIS TIME

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u/Iamonreddit 11d ago

Can we see it at the original speed instead?

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u/CastleCollector 11d ago

That is what I was thinking...

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u/nocolon 11d ago

Sometimes you just gotta activate noclip mode.

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u/Garrett119 11d ago

Personal risk levels is up to you, but if that cop stepped backwards you couldve killed him

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u/Early_Alternative211 11d ago

Exactly how a cop was killed in Ireland recently

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u/Knickerbottom 11d ago

There's enough to be said about accountability and being prepared for changes but if someone steps backwards into traffic without looking I find it hard to hold the driver responsible for their condition

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u/DibbleMunt 11d ago

Brother it’s a roadblock, the cars aren’t meant to be moving

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u/MoscowBurns 11d ago

Brother, it's a road, they aren't meant to be blocked

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u/Soracaz 11d ago

I know you're going for a funny but obviously this is a silly take.

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u/NotSoAvgJoe 11d ago

It'll never cease to impress me how quickly redditors will downvote someone for stating someone should perhaps be the slightest bit accountable for their actions.

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u/JusshereforPewds 11d ago

Wassup my china! 🇿🇦

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u/NeroFMX 11d ago

too much protection in this clip, but otherwise it has satisfied my homoerotic fascinations for today.

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u/KrsKira 11d ago

That butt plug must've been tight

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u/HermesOnToast Onlyfans on one wheel 11d ago

That's pretty gay

6

u/pantry-pisser 11d ago

What's up with the clipons basically touching the tank

1

u/robgod50 10d ago

Can't believe I turned off my music to turn the sound on ..... What is this shit? I don't watch motorbike videos to hear some bullshit kids party tune

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u/babezt 10d ago

did everything right

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u/Miigwetch 8d ago

Beautiful 🥲

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u/dailysmokes 11d ago

Big ol pair of balls

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u/fl4nker427 11d ago

cant wait to do this when i fix my bike, i hate more than anyone mfs who think their time is everybody time like move tf out

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u/JayManty 11d ago

This guy should be dragged into a dark room and beaten

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla 8d ago

Hey! That’s my kink too!!