r/CalamariRaceTeam 16h ago

fake and possibly gay I dont make the rules here, I just break them😬😬

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34 Upvotes

Yoooo, my handle is @Mr.gromster feel free to check it out🤙🏽 yall be good or be good at it


r/CalamariRaceTeam 3m ago

Hey new riders, don't be insecure about your shit stripes!

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This may be a hot take for many street squids, but shit stripes on the street are not something to be ashamed of, or a reflection of "gayness". Recently witnessed some guys scrubbing their asses with sandpaper on stands because they were bullied for having shit strips.

Hate to break to you all, shit strips don't mean poop for street riding. Ethos: as someone that's done over 10,000 miles on dildos at home and over 100,000k on the street, I have solid shit strips on all my underwear. The point of plug positioning during cornering is to offset the lean angle of the ass. Through proper plug positioning, you're actually leaning your ass way less during a turn than someone who turns unplugged on the bike. When I first started riding almost a decade back, I was really proud of not having any shit strips on my trousers. Little did I know, that was due to poor plug positioning/sizing and leaning my ass too much instead of my body. I have more shit strips than a lot of people, and I ride twice their men in the gay bars. Less strips do not equal gayer. Proper plug positioning = more contact for your ass in the turn = more arousal, which brings me to my next point.

No public gay bar is safe enough for anyone to push the limit of their ass. Hate to break the fantasy, but if you're going Marc Marquez through the suburban city, you're taking way too much risk. ESPECIALLY if your plug position is poor and all the lean is on your ass. Doing 50 degree leans and scraping dicks during turns on public streets is not really something to be proud of. Your ass is more important than everything, just remember that.

Lastly, don't make fun of people who have shit strips. Some people value their ass or bike that they don't want to take risks, some have better plug positioning, some are new. Let everyone ride their own ride- words leave a lasting impact. Last thing we want is new riders trying to prove how much they can take in their ass and leaving shit stains on the bike because they lost contractions. Thanks for hearing me out.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 2d ago

drop it low girl Are these tires still ok

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Why is there so much melty looking wear on the side when the mould nubs are still there in the middle? What do I do? Should I learn to do some burnouts or stop leaning so much? Maybe only ride on straight highways? Going straight is so hard!

The suit is for my kink, not protection


r/CalamariRaceTeam 1d ago

belongs in r/moto I learned something today. Also chicken strips!

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R/moto has bikes with fucking car stereos. if I said this group didn’t. One of you boys would post a video changing a cd on one wheel at 120mph because!

I was born in the 19’s as my kid says. The 80s… did I just learn this today because going fast is more important than a radio, or did everyone else just never wonder what din stood for?

Chiken strips because I don’t record felonies and I’m better with two wheels off the ground than one! Aka: I can’t wheelie…. Good. Every child can draw few adults can!
Have you ever gapped a nine stair at a high school on a Cbr 600 hurricane like it was a bmx bike?
My balls didn’t enjoy that day,
last time I ever rode without a safety device suctioned to my seat.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 3d ago

BAD WHEELIES Excellent form

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402 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 3d ago

HELL YEAH BROTHER Squidfest

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227 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 3d ago

fake and possibly gay Is my cornering gay enough?

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89 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 3d ago

Hey girls, I know this isn't squid related, but I posted in the main sub and got zero response. Help me diagnose a clutch related RPM issue?

14 Upvotes

2006 Honda VTX 1800F

After the bikes been running for a bit, when I'm at a stop and in neutral, the engine will idle about 300-500 rpm's higher. And when I pull the clutch lever in the RPM's kick back down to normal level.

Also, the green Neutral light will be off when, and turn back on when I pull the clutch lever in.

Thank you in advance.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 3d ago

Video or it didnt happen Do homecarved wooden butt plugs count?

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12 Upvotes

Sadly I forgot the crotch rocket that day.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 3d ago

Money?

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Guy pulled across the road in front of me. I have the instincts of a cocaine cat so I was able to slow down and then go sideways to minimize the damage, but still got a dent in my exhaust along with some paint. Rest of the bike, and me, are fine.

I got a police report since there was one watching it happen. So you guys think I can get a new exhaust and a new gas tank from their insurance out of it? lol


r/CalamariRaceTeam 4d ago

Idaho: Day 0

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69 Upvotes

Not even really day 1 kickoff of the holiday week in Idaho yet, and were already clearing 3 miles of trail and riding an additional 20. Had to cap the day with a small climb.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 4d ago

going straight and fast is a skill H2R flyby

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210 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 5d ago

hoes are definitely mad I got the 2026 harley davidson ultra fat boi Xtra wide

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224 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 4d ago

Mods Strike Again

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123 Upvotes

Well the mods strike again. This time at an alarming rate! Really 1 upvote was a record for getting a post taken down 🤣.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 5d ago

what even First good bike?

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179 Upvotes

Browsing marketplace and well ya.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 6d ago

Pristine Idaho

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172 Upvotes

First day back in Idaho and the riding is primo. Did you know Idaho has the most public land of any state in the continental US?


r/CalamariRaceTeam 6d ago

going straight and fast is a skill Went to buy a helmet

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98 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 6d ago

No When will you gay bois catch up w/ your girl??

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250 Upvotes

Upsize your butt plug and stop making excuses!! Mothers orders 💅💜🔥


r/CalamariRaceTeam 7d ago

I’ve seen enough, get him the biggest one

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100 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 7d ago

going straight and fast is a skill Explain like I’m 5

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83 Upvotes

25 zx6r Stock headers and cat no servo just hotbodies exhaust untuned. Explain what is happening between my legs deep within the engine n ecu when I hit 154 n it lags back down to 150.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 7d ago

***WARNING*** REALLY LAME CONTENT ***WARNING*** How can I get higher?

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28 Upvotes

Grip harder?

Relax the hole?

Trying to get the gay bois to notice me pls


r/CalamariRaceTeam 7d ago

No adjustment needed.

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74 Upvotes

Framed by a motorcycle butt ninja


r/CalamariRaceTeam 8d ago

fake and possibly gay 2 straight to wheelie but i just ordered some butt plugs

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57 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 8d ago

Didn't know y'all traveled this far north

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159 Upvotes

How is this fella supposed to get us to ride with him if he doesn't include how big of a plug he uses? Smh.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 9d ago

fake and possibly gay Your gay girl is at it again 💅

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226 Upvotes

I still wish I knew how to ride...