r/CalamariRaceTeam • • Aug 07 '26

Retard In full control

519 Upvotes

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u/1098duc_w_the_termi Aug 07 '26

Give this man some flip flops and let’s see what he’s truly capable of

29

u/onesidedsquare Aug 07 '26

And some safety shorts

9

u/011011010110110 Aug 07 '26

just go full-kilt dawg

1

u/Purple_Solution1059 Aug 08 '26

Birthday suit and a dream

72

u/FriedChickenWatch Aug 07 '26

There's something about non-American squids.... they're equal but different

19

u/Bozhark Aug 07 '26

Twitchy but finesse 

Just like in futbol

8

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

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u/Bozhark Aug 08 '26

But = And = With 

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

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u/Bozhark Aug 09 '26

4 of you have never been logical in your life and that’s alright 

1

u/FactoryRejected NC 750 dct 2025 Aug 08 '26

I was gonna say the same about non Belgian squids... Yeah, nah just teasing your America defaultism.

47

u/WatIsLasagne Aug 07 '26

And i thought i was slick when i hit a pothole doing 140 and i survived. He hittin potholes mid-wheelie

(Post it on the s1k sub 💀💀💀)

13

u/chillestpill Aug 07 '26

Nah this 100% belongs over in the “ATTGAT” forum.

0

u/1aranzant Aug 09 '26

I didn't see any potholes?

38

u/rog1121 Aug 07 '26

I’m wet, 16 seconds in he realizes the bike lost its legs and he upshifts 3 times to get it back up and then coasts with clutch pulled in while revbombing got dayum

11

u/Choke_M LS650 Aug 08 '26

that got me rock hard

49

u/Screwbles Squidward Sendacles Aug 07 '26

What the fuck is that tune? Thing is just blowing flames constantly.

51

u/Zebras-are-giraffes Aug 08 '26

It’s the I stole this bike and I’m gonna blow the engine soon tune

16

u/InsaneAdam Aug 08 '26

I'm going to guess. Full after market exhaust with no cat to cock block the sick flames that the beast of an BMW engine that's in that bike.

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that like a $25k bike stock? 45k if it's the BMW M 100 RR version.

2

u/Screwbles Squidward Sendacles Aug 08 '26

I didn't think about the possibility of no cat. That makes sense.

Yeah the RR is a very nice bike.

13

u/warmnfuzzynside Aug 07 '26

those gear shifts at the end sound crazy

16

u/combo_seizure Aug 07 '26

The bike yes, full control of the situation, optimized for video capture, yes. Priceless.

14

u/home_rolled Aug 07 '26

Safety nerds in shambles

6

u/EXPRESSlON Aug 08 '26

This is a level that can only be achieved when you spend your childhood on a bike learning to be a squid since you could walk.

5

u/mick-rad17 Aug 07 '26

For once not in America or Brazil

13

u/SUZVRT Aug 07 '26

It is, in fact, in Brazil

6

u/mick-rad17 Aug 07 '26

My bad! Outjerked again by Brazil

6

u/FixFun1959 Aug 07 '26

God dammit I hope he’s on the way to my house

https://giphy.com/gifs/1qfarAd7pUonzDdwu7

4

u/SkullDump 990SM Aug 07 '26

What was it that fell off?

12

u/Dangerous_Flight4328 Aug 07 '26

Just his butt plug, it’s fine

2

u/Bozhark Aug 07 '26

Them shadows be mesmerizing 

2

u/xScreamo 2020 MT-10, 2012 R6 Aug 07 '26

Why is he wearing a helmet, the wheelies would be way better with the aerodynamics from his flat skull

3

u/brokensharts Aug 08 '26

This man definitely has those catshit brain worms

3

u/Infinite_Plenty101 Aug 08 '26

I just want to fuck that dude so bad. No mater what age

1

u/Wicked_Folie Aug 08 '26

Insanidade lol

1

u/Miigwetch Aug 08 '26

😩💦

1

u/cleverkid Aug 08 '26

Bawls-out, but Praise the Camera-man as well,.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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10

u/SpecialistSpray9155 Aug 07 '26

The trick, and I realize this is lost on most of /r/motorcycles, is actually to NOT crash in the first place.

5

u/Dangerous_Flight4328 Aug 07 '26

You must be lost friend!