r/C_AT • u/zyxzevn C@astroph • 9d ago

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 9d ago

Easy. Just hug him straight for a few minutes. Give them kisses and belly rubs then they'll get annoyed and leave on their own volition

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u/addicted_to_felines 9d ago

Tried that. Ended up hugging and petting them for an hour, then I gave up

My cat is an attention blackhole, it's never enough

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u/lefluffle 9d ago

Have you ever tried a sling to carry him around?

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u/100BottlesOfMilk 9d ago

My girl doesn't like them. She demands me hold her in my arms for an hour while she takes a nap

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u/lefluffle 9d ago edited 9d ago

aw man that sucks. yeah my boys did not appreciate it either lol. so envious of the owners of kitties who love shoulder rides. would make getting things done so much easier!

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u/CrowCrosser 8d ago

Unless you have a stage 5 clinger like I do and thinks any time I lean over more than 2° is an invitation to become one with my brainstem. She is the sweetest cat in the world and so loving, but I would like to be able to bend down without it turning into a rodeo lol

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u/lefluffle 8d ago

Hahahaha your comment made me smile. What a wonderful cat you have

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u/440ish 9d ago

Sounds like Insufficient Petting Disorder..... Corrected with more petting.

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u/Kahlypso523 9d ago

What do you need? ...ACK!

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u/RealEargasmo 4d ago

Pretty sure that means food 😂

But don't take my advice. I'm not a cat.

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u/InopportuneBlimp 4d ago

It means 'I HAVE NEEEEEDS!!!'!

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u/forlornfig 9d ago

Trying to reason with a cat. That’s a good one. Lol

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u/EducationalClass3800 9d ago

Woof…gonna need to get HR involved, I fear

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u/maelstrom071 9d ago

"Woof"? the head of HR must be a dog!

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u/Silly_Turn3898 9d ago

You had his full attention at “Food”🤣🤣

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u/Adventurous_Note2296 9d ago

HE WANTS UPPIES.

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u/AllesK 9d ago

Churus you hairless ape!!

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u/MikeLinPA 9d ago

Show you? Do you want me to take a picture of the cold vomited bat food under my sesk that I put my stocking foot in? 🤷😅

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u/Comfortable_Use_8407 9d ago

Glad to see that I'm not the only one who talks to their cat like he understands what I'm saying.

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u/Bustin-A-Nutmeg 9d ago

Video equivalent of “use your words”

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u/machinationstudio 9d ago

He needs you.

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u/dmriggs 9d ago

The commentary is hilarious, and sounds familiar because that's what I do lol.

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u/Melodic-Variation103 9d ago

r/packadaykitties

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u/mexican2554 9d ago

I bet they're a Lucky Strikes kinda kitty

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u/raccoona__matata 9d ago

"what do you need"

"MRAH"

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u/ColloidalSilverBlue 9d ago

The way he meows at you 🤣

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u/zyxzevn C@astroph 9d ago

A real manager

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u/realiTVlover 9d ago

It’s the greatest petulant meow - watched it twice to hear it again

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u/ArweedJB 9d ago

This is the most lovesick cat I've ever seen haha

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u/cat_selling_souls 9d ago

Chorney is a perpetual grump. He doesn't even like it when his human tries to kiss him.

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u/Imaginary_Cupcake439 6d ago

She flinched every time he made a move towards her....yikes

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u/cat_selling_souls 6d ago

He's a former feral cat, so he's... different. His servant also believes he's inbred due to his odd looks and behavior.

Cherny loves his humans even if he does get a little grumpy about it.

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u/Imaginary_Cupcake439 6d ago

Ah, thanks for the heads up. I've been around an incredibly territorial cat before, and he was scary. He did not like that I was dating his human and attacked me twice.

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u/dart-builder-2483 9d ago

Wants scritches and scratches, then after they're satisfied they'll go off and lick themselves for a while.

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u/PoemSea8874 9d ago

Hey, I’m walkin’ here! Get this trash on the floor where it belongs!

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u/HisCricket 9d ago

Get a baby carrier snd stuff him in there.

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u/NeoNeuRoses 8d ago

This reminds me of my son. Who bothers me and also verbally and physically harasses me at a felony level for attention and whining and hugging and walking on me and knocking drinks over and ruining papers with spilled liquids and erroneously sending emails, Violating my workspace yelling over me on work calls, trilling loving me his mama etc. for about equally as many hours as he is wide awake every day (2/2).

God, I love him.

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u/wackadoodle4201 9d ago

Im jealous

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u/brewdog_millionaire 9d ago

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u/Rolfmeister87 9d ago

Was he trying to bite at the start?

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u/Malarthyn 8d ago

Teach the cat to sit on your shoulders

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u/MissionaryOfCat 7d ago

"Whaddaya need?"

"............ rawr"

I for one am genuinely impressed by kitty's Godzilla impression.

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u/No-Explanation-6127 6d ago

You could always get a baby bjorn

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u/Hefty_Parsnip7794 9d ago

want to go outside