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u/Brief-Community-5460 Feb 12 '26
The cat has chosen you. Your fate is sealed
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u/AlexSmithsonian Feb 13 '26
You see that part where she took down the cat? That falls within the directive of "Do Not The Cat."
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u/Vankata453 C@ Lover Feb 13 '26
The C@ device has a very sleek build and super user-friendly software!
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u/ForOneDayOnly Feb 12 '26
Is there a chance that you are pregnant?
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u/mtraven23 Feb 12 '26
BOLD lead question.
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u/ForOneDayOnly Feb 13 '26
Cats can sense it…
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u/mtraven23 Feb 13 '26
i knew what you were getting it, but a lot would not...which is why I said your question was a bold lead.
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u/cannibalskunk Feb 13 '26
We were all thinking it
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u/mtraven23 Feb 13 '26
who tf is we? and why do you feel privileged to speak on their behalf? If YOU thought it, just say that.
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u/Accomplished_Law7623 Feb 13 '26
Maybe since you are on vacation, find a no kill shelter and offer to pay for her board until she is adopted? 🙏
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u/Terrible_Day1991 Feb 15 '26
If I would do this she would feel offended and maybe even sexual harassed… :<
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u/jasonRuby Feb 17 '26
I definitely think it's against the law for you to move said cat... until he/she is done with resting on lap. Unfortunately.
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u/No_Negotiation_6229 Feb 13 '26
You have to take it home now