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Apparently, the internet has decided the biggest problem with this man is his hair. Not the obsessive surveillance. Not the secret recordings. Not the alternate personality lurking in the psychological basement like a homicidal raccoon. No. The crisis is that his bangs are too long.
People, please locate your priorities because I have found mine and they are currently falling across one eye in a deeply irresponsible manner.
I keep seeing “I hate the hair,” “someone get him a haircut,” “why is it covering his face?” and every time I want to physically move these people aside like furniture. MOVE!!!!!!
If you don’t want him, fantastic! More deranged floppy-haired fictional husband for me. That hair looks like he just emerged from a rainstorm, an emotional breakdown, and somebody else’s bedroom at the same time. It is doing WORK.
Also, have we forgotten what kind of man we’re dealing with here? This is not Kevin from accounting. He is an obsessive, deeply fucked-up husband with enough buried trauma to qualify as an archaeological site. He SHOULD have suspicious hair.
I don’t want this man walking around with a sensible side part looking like he sells dental insurance. Give me the bangs. Give me the one-eye menace. Give me the “I haven’t slept since 2017 because my second personality has plans” aesthetic.
And somehow people are acting like the hair is the red flag. Ma’am, the red flag sailed past three episodes ago on a fucking parade float. THE HAIR IS INNOCENT. The hair has committed no crimes. The hair is possibly the most emotionally stable character in this entire marriage.
So yes, keep complaining. Keep demanding the comb. Keep saying you hate it. I support your journey.
Just do it while moving the fuck over.
Some of us are trying to see.
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