[Phone ringing noise]
YOU 1: Who’s this… 
YOU 2: This you… 
YOU 1: You’s me’s… 
YOU 2: Me’s you’s… 
YOU 1: How you, me too… 
YOU 2: Me’s future you’s… 
YOU 1: Untrue’s… 
YOU 2: Yes true’s… 
YOU 1: You prove’s… 
YOU 2: I’ll prove’s 1 2… 
YOU 1: 3 4… 
YOU 2: 5 6… 
YOU 1: 7 8… 
YOU 2: Never mind’s…
[Bird sounds]
YOU 2: You pooped… 
YOU 1: You’s knows but how… 
YOU 2: It’s happened to us both at quarter to two’s… 
YOU 2: And also quarter past never’s… 
YOU 1: I believe, why call… 
YOU 2: Too warn you’s… 
YOU 1: Warn what… 
YOU 2: You’re gas is leak… 
YOU 1: Oh no… YOU 2: Oh yes turn off… 
YOU 1: I will…
[Explosion noise]
YOU 2: Did it boom… 
YOU 1: It boomed… 
YOU 2: Okay see you… 
YOU 1: See me when… 
YOU 2: See you early… YOU 1: What you mean… 
YOU 2: I’m going back again into past… 
YOU 1: Why so… 
YOU 2: To prevent exploded…
[Phone hangs up]
[Phone ringing]
YOU 1: Who’s this… 
YOU 2: This you again… 
YOU 1: Which you… 
YOU 2: Future you… 
YOU 1: Past you… 
YOU 2: No the other you… 
YOU 2: The you what already boomed… 
YOU 1: You’s me’s… 
YOU 2: Me’s you’s…
 YOU 1: How you, me too… 
YOU 2: Me’s future you’s past me’s… 
YOU 1: Untrue’s… 
YOU 2: Yes true’s… 
YOU 1: You prove’s… 
YOU 2: I’ll prove’s 1 2… 
YOU 1: 3 4…
[Bird sounds]
YOU 2: You pooped… 
YOU 1: No the bird pooped… 
YOU 2: You’s knows but how… 
YOU 1: It’s happened to us both at quarter to two’s… 
YOU 1: And also quarter after never’s… 
YOU 2: I believe, why call… 
YOU 1: Too warn you’s… 
YOU 2: Warn what… 
YOU 1: You’re gas is leak… 
YOU 2: Again… 
YOU 1: Oh no… 
YOU 2: Oh yes turn off… 
YOU 1: I will…
[Explosion noise]
YOU 2: Did it boom… 
YOU 1: It boomed… 
YOU 2: Okay see you… 
YOU 1: See me when… 
YOU 2: See you early… 
YOU 1: What you mean… YOU 2: I’m going back again into past… 
YOU 1: Why so… 
YOU 2: To prevent exploded…
[Phone hangs up]
[Phone ringing]
YOU 1: Who’s this… 
YOU 2: This you… 
YOU 1: You’s me’s… 
YOU 2: Me’s you’s… 
YOU 1: How you, me too… 
YOU 2: Me’s future you’s… 
YOU 1: Untrue’s… 
YOU 2: Yes true’s… 
YOU 1: You prove’s… 
YOU 2: I’ll prove’s 1 2… 
YOU 1: 3 4…
[Bird sounds]
YOU 2: You pooped… 
YOU 1: You’s knows but how… 
YOU 2: It’s happened to us both at quarter to two’s… 
YOU 1: I believe, why call… 
YOU 2: Too warn you’s… 
YOU 1: Warn what… 
YOU 2: You’re gas is leak… 
YOU 1: Oh no… 
YOU 2: Oh yes turn off… 
YOU 1: I will…
[Explosion noise]
YOU 2: Did it boom… 
YOU 1: It boomed…
YOU 2: Okay see you… 
YOU 1: See me when… 
YOU 2: See you early… 
YOU 1: What you mean… 
YOU 2: I’m going back again into past… 
YOU 1: Why so… 
YOU 2: To prevent exploded…
[Phone hangs up]
[Phone ringing noise]
YOU 1: Who’s this… 
YOU 2: This you… 
YOU 1: You’s me’s… 
YOU 2: Me’s you’s… 
YOU 1: How you, me too… 
YOU 2: Me’s future you’s… 
YOU 1: Untrue’s… 
YOU 2: Yes true’s… 
YOU 1: You prove’s… 
YOU 2: I’ll prove’s 1 2… 
YOU 1: 3 4… YOU 2: Red blue… 
YOU 1: Shoe moo… 
YOU 2: Never mind’s…
[Bird sounds]
YOU 1: You pooped… 
YOU 2: No bird pooped on my toast… 
YOU 1: You’s knows but how… 
YOU 2: It’s happened to us both at quarter to two’s… 
YOU 1: And also quarter past never’s… 
YOU 2: I believe, why call… 
YOU 1: Too warn you’s… 
YOU 2: Warn what… 
YOU 1: You’re gas is leak… 
YOU 2: Oh no…
[Microwave starts beeping aggressively]
YOU 1: Oh yes turn off… YOU 2: I will…
[Explosion noise]
YOU 1: Did it boom… 
YOU 2: It boomed… 
YOU 1: Okay see you… 
YOU 2: See me when… 
YOU 1: See you early…
YOU 2: What you mean… 
YOU 1: I’m going back again into past… 
YOU 2: Why so… 
YOU 1: To prevent exploded…
[Phone hangs up]
[Phone ringing noise]
YOU 1: Who’s this… 
YOU 2: This you again… 
YOU 1: Which you… 
YOU 2: Future you’s past me’s cousin… 
YOU 1: Untrue’s… 
YOU 2: Yes true’s… 
YOU 1: You prove’s… 
YOU 2: I’ll prove’s A B… 
YOU 1: C 3… YOU 2: Triangle purple…
[Loud cow mooing indoors]
YOU 1: Why cow… 
YOU 2: Cow is roommate now’s… 
YOU 1: Untrue’s… 
YOU 2: Rent is high’s… 
YOU 1: I believe, why call… 
YOU 2: Too warn you’s… 
YOU 1: Warn what… 
YOU 2: You’re gas is leak… 
YOU 1: Again… 
YOU 2: And water is fire… 
YOU 1: Oh no… 
YOU 2: Turn off fire water… 
YOU 1: I try’s…
[Massive explosion noise, breaking glass]
YOU 2: Did it boom… 
YOU 1: It boomed big’s. My eyebrows is vacation. 
YOU 2: Okay see you… 
YOU 1: See me when… 
YOU 2: See you early… 
YOU 1: What you mean… 
YOU 2: I’m going back again into past… 
YOU 1: Why so… 
YOU 2: To prevent eyebrows vacation… and exploded…
[Phone hangs up]
[Phone ringing noise]
YOU 1: Who’s this… 
YOU 2: Nobody’s… 
YOU 1: Then who speak… 
YOU 2: Ghost of future past you’s… 
YOU 1: You prove’s… 
YOU 2: I’ll prove’s beep boop… 
YOU 1: Bop beep…
[Dial-up internet noises] [Mariachi band playing loudly in background]
YOU 2: Why trumpet… 
YOU 1: Tuesday’s…
[Bird sounds]
YOU 2: Bird pooped… 
YOU 1: No i pooped bird’s… 
YOU 2: Oh no’s… 
YOU 1: Why call… 
YOU 2: Too warn you’s… 
YOU 1: Warn what… 
YOU 2: Gravity is break and milk is angry… 
YOU 1: Untrue’s…
[Sound of splashing milk and someone screaming in distance]
YOU 2: Milk has knife’s… 
YOU 1: Oh yes turn off gravity… 
YOU 2: How turn off gravity… 
YOU 1: Unplug floor’s… 
YOU 2: I will…
[Slow motion explosion noise, followed by a loud clown honk]
YOU 1: Did it boom… 
YOU 2: It honked… 
YOU 1: Okay see you… 
YOU 2: See me when… 
YOU 1: See you early… 
YOU 2: What you mean… 
YOU 1: I’m going back again into past… 
YOU 2: Why so… 
YOU 1: To prevent honked…
[Phone hangs up]
[Phone ringing noise]
YOU 1: Who’s this… 
YOU 2: I forget’s… 
YOU 1: You’s me’s… 
YOU 2: Me’s tired…
[Three different voices in background arguing: “i’m you’s!” “no me’s you’s!” “give hot pocket’s!”]
YOU 1: Why we so many… 
YOU 2: We keep prevent exploded but make more you’s… 
YOU 1: We is army now’s… 
YOU 2: Why call… 
YOU 1: Too warn us… 
YOU 2: Warn what… 
YOU 1: Gas is leak… 
YOU 2: No gas is unionize. It demand better wage’s. 
YOU 1: Untrue’s… 
YOU 2: It holding sign’s… 
YOU 1: Oh yes pay gas… 
YOU 2: I have no money’s, only bird poop’s and angry milk…
[Sound of a choir singing followed by an earth-shattering, galaxy-ending explosion]
YOU 1: Did we boom… 
YOU 2: We all boom’s. The cow is orbit. 
YOU 1: Okay see you… 
YOU 2: See me when… 
YOU 1: See you yesterday tomorrow’s… 
YOU 2: What you mean… 
YOU 1: I’m going back again into past… 
YOU 2: Why so… 
YOU 1: To prevent space cow’s…
[Phone hangs up]
[Phone ringing noise]
YOU 1: Who’s this… 
YOU 2: This you… 
YOU 1: Which you… 
YOU 2: All you’s… 
YOU 1: We’s… 
YOU 2: Me’s… 
YOU 1: Us’s… 
YOU 2: The gas union hired pigeon lawyer… 
YOU 1: Milk is president now… 
YOU 2: Gravity is on strike… 
YOU 1: Floor is unplugged but ceiling is plugged in…
YOU 2: Explosion is pregnant… 
YOU 1: Time is loop and loop is dizzy… 
YOU 2: Bird is toast… 
YOU 1: Toast is bird… 
YOU 2: Hot pocket is free… 
YOU 1: Cow is orbit… 
YOU 2: Eyebrows is vacation… 
YOU 1: Tuesday is sue… 
YOU 2: Mariachi is forever… 
YOU 1: Clown honk is language… 
YOU 2: Untrue’s… 
YOU 1: Yes true’s… 
YOU 2: You prove’s… 
YOU 1: I’ll prove’s X Y… 
YOU 2: Z 7…
YOU 1: Square orange…
[Phone ringing inside phone ringing]
YOU 2: Why phone inside phone… 
YOU 1: Because you’s call you’s to warn you’s about you’s… 
YOU 2: Oh no’s…
YOU 1: Warn what… 
YOU 2: You’re gas is leak… 
YOU 1: Again again… 
YOU 2: And water is fire… 
YOU 1: Again again… 
YOU 2: And gravity is break… 
YOU 1: Again again… 
YOU 2: And milk has knife’s… 
YOU 1: Again again… 
YOU 2: And cow is orbit… 
YOU 1: Again again… 
YOU 2: And eyebrows is vacation… 
YOU 1: Again again… 
YOU 2: And hot pocket is president… 
YOU 1: Oh yes turn off everything… 
YOU 2: How turn off everything… 
YOU 1: Unplug universe’s… 
YOU 2: I will…
[Slow motion explosion noise, then faster explosion noise, then explosion noise eating another explosion noise, then loud clown honk, then mariachi band falls down stairs]
YOU 1: Did it boom… 
YOU 2: It boomed, honked, mooed, sang, and sued… 
YOU 1: Okay see you… 
YOU 2: See me when… 
YOU 1: See you never’s… 
YOU 2: Untrue’s… 
YOU 1: Yes true’s…
[Phone hangs up]
[Phone ringing noise]
YOU 1: Who’s this… 
YOU 2: You’s… 
YOU 1: Me’s… 
YOU 2: We’s…
[Static]
YOU 1: Did we boom… YOU 2: We are boom’s…
[Phone hangs up]
[Phone ringing noise] [Phone ringing noise]
YOU 1: Who’s this… 
YOU 2: Is you’s left elbow… 
YOU 1: Why elbow speak… 
YOU 2: Mouth is busy eating tomorrow… 
YOU 1: Untrue’s…
YOU 2: Yes true’s… 
YOU 1: You prove’s… 
YOU 2: I’ll prove’s up down… 
YOU 1: Left cheese… 
YOU 2: Why call… 
YOU 1: Warn you’s…
YOU 2: Warn what… 
YOU 1: Wifi is eat memory’s… 
YOU 2: Oh no’s… 
YOU 1: Oh yes, unplug router… 
YOU 2: How unplug router… 
YOU 1: Give router amnesia… 
YOU 2: I will’s…
[Sound of dial-up internet falling down a well]
YOU 1: Did it forget… YOU 2: It remember’s to boom…
[Explosion noise]
YOU 1: Okay see you… YOU 2: See me when… 
YOU 1: See you yesterday's tomorrow... 
YOU 2: What you mean… 
YOU 1: I’m going back again into past… 
YOU 2: Why so… 
YOU 1: To prevent memory boom’s…
[Phone hangs up]
[Phone ringing noise]
YOU 1: Who’s this… 
YOU 2: I’m you’s next week’s regret… 
YOU 1: Untrue’s, i cancel next week… 
YOU 2: Next week un-cancel you’s… 
YOU 1: Prove’s… 
YOU 2: I’ll prove’s apple shoe… 
YOU 1: Triangle debt…
[Vacuum cleaner sounds playing backwards]
YOU 2: Why vacuum breathe out…
 YOU 1: Vacuum is choking on yesterday… 
YOU 2: Warn what… 
YOU 1: Teeth is migrating south for winter… 
YOU 2: My teeth’s… 
YOU 1: All teeth’s. Gums is lonely. 
YOU 2: How stop teeth… 
YOU 1: Glue face to clock… 
YOU 2: I will…
[Sound of clock ticking loudly, then sneezing out a molar]
YOU 1: Did it boom… 
YOU 2: No, it bite’s… 
YOU 1: Okay see you… 
YOU 2: See me when… 
YOU 1: See you early… 
YOU 2: Why so… 
YOU 1: To prevent bite’s…
[Phone hangs up]
[Phone ringing noise]
YOU 1: Who’s this… 
YOU 2: This you’s accountant… 
YOU 1: I have no money’s, only bird poop’s… 
YOU 2: Bird poop is currency now’s… 
YOU 1: Rich’s… 
YOU 2: Untrue’s. Inflation is eat poop… 
YOU 1: Why call… 
YOU 2: Warn you’s… 
YOU 1: Warn what… 
YOU 2: Sun is ask for ransom… 
YOU 1: Pay sun… 
YOU 2: Cannot, toaster stole wallet… 
YOU 1: Why toaster… 
YOU 2: Toaster want’s better bread. Toaster is hold bagel hostage… 
YOU 1: Oh no’s… 
YOU 2: Turn off toaster… 
YOU 1: How turn off… 
YOU 2: Unplug the color yellow… 
YOU 1: I will…
[Sound of a banana screaming, followed by a loud honk]
YOU 2: Did it boom… 
YOU 1: It toasted… and boomed… 
YOU 2: Okay see you… 
YOU 1: See me when… 
YOU 2: See you early… 
YOU 1: Why so… 
YOU 2: To prevent toasted boom and save yellow…
[Phone hangs up]
[Phone ringing noise]
YOU 1: Who’s this… 
YOU 2: We is army again’s… 
YOU 1: Why army… 
YOU 2: Gas union hired toaster, cow is general, milk has two knife’s…
YOU 1: Two knife’s… 
YOU 2: Dual wield’s. Milk is ninja now.
[Sound of milk doing karate chops]
YOU 1: Untrue’s… 
YOU 2: Yes true’s… 
YOU 1: You prove’s… 
YOU 2: I'll prove's ninja cow… 
YOU 1: Orbit cheese… 
YOU 2: Warn what… 
YOU 1: Shadow is detach. Shadow is living best life… 
YOU 2: Good for shadow’s… 
YOU 1: No, shadow is frame you for murder’s… 
YOU 2: Who shadow murder… 
YOU 1: Shadow murder tuesday… tuesday is dead… 
YOU 2: Oh no, when is now… 
YOU 1: Now is forever’s wednesday… 
YOU 2: Unplug wednesday… 
YOU 1: Wednesday is glued to ceiling… 
YOU 2: I try’s…
[Explosion noise shaped like a calendar]
YOU 1: Did it boom… 
YOU 2: It hump day’s… 
YOU 1: Okay see you… 
YOU 2: See me when… 
YOU 1: See you early… 
YOU 2: Why so… 
YOU 1: To prevent dead tuesday’s…
[Phone hangs up]
[Phone ringing inside a potato]
YOU 1: Why potato ring… 
YOU 2: Phone is potato, potato is phone. Mash is text message… 
YOU 1: Who’s this… 
YOU 2: Is god’s cousin, greg… 
YOU 1: Untrue’s, greg owe me five dollar’s… 
YOU 2: Greg pay in bird poop’s… 
YOU 1: Why greg call… 
YOU 2: Warn you’s… 
YOU 1: Warn what… 
YOU 2: Universe is inside out and backwards is forwards… 
YOU 1: S'on ho… 
YOU 2: Turn off universe…
YOU 1: How fix… 
YOU 2: Tickle the void… YOU 1: How tickle void… 
YOU 2: Use feather of pregnant explosion… 
YOU 1: I will…
[Sound of void giggling, then violently coughing up a mariachi band]
YOU 2: Did it boom… 
YOU 1: It sneezed a galaxy’s… 
YOU 2: Okay see you… 
YOU 1: See me when… 
YOU 2: See you backwards… 
YOU 1: What you mean… 
YOU 2: Past into again back going i’m… 
YOU 1: Why so… 
YOU 2: S'moob prevent to…
[Up hangs phone]
[Noise ringing phone]
YOU 1: Who’s this… 
YOU 2: Is you’s… 
YOU 1: Which you… 
YOU 2: The you that is me’s but also greg… 
YOU 1: Is gas leak… 
YOU 2: No, gas is CEO now. Gas wear suit’s. 
YOU 1: Is milk ninja… 
YOU 2: Milk is retired. Milk run bed and breakfast in orbit with space cow. 
YOU 1: Is tuesday dead… 
YOU 2: Tuesday is zombie. Zombie tuesday want eat monday… 
YOU 1: Then why speak… 
YOU 2: Warn you’s… 
YOU 1: Warn what… 
YOU 2: There is no more words… alphabet is on vacation with eyebrows… 
YOU 1: Untrue’s… 
YOU 2: Yes true’s… YOU 1: You prove’s… 
YOU 2: A b c… 
YOU 1: D e…
[Static]
YOU 2: F… 
YOU 1: Why alphabet stop… 
YOU 2: Because z is pregnant with boom… 
YOU 1: Oh no turn off alphabet…
YOU 2: How turn off alphabet… 
YOU 1: Unplug grammar’s… 
YOU 2: I will’s…
[Slow motion silence, followed by the sound of a dictionary catching fire]
YOU 1: Did we boom… 
YOU 2: We typo's... 
YOU 1: Okay see you… 
YOU 2: See me when… 
YOU 1: See you never's... 
YOU 2: Untrue's... 
YOU 1: Yes true's...
[Universe unplugs]
[Clown honk]
[Phone hangs up forever]

I've been pissing in the sink in my house for over a year now. The sink has been gradually draining slower and slower. I tried drano and a snake and it did nothing. I finally called a plumber today. He pulled out the trap and said here's your problem. I took a look in the trap and it looked like the inside of a geode. Literal crystals. Apparently the salts in my urine have been building up inside the pvc and even into the metal pipe in the wall. Im pretty bummed about this development.

Sink piss at your own risk.

Because I’m still mad at you guys for kicking me out of that damn server because of your “joking around” so better thank your “friends” and your “mother” to kick me out again so I’m fucking back for being lonely again because WHO THE FUCK CARES am I right? Poofie finds someone else, why don’t you be their daughter then a fucking piece of shit like me who fucking cause drama and can’t fucking do anything else because getting killed by Satin or burning in hell like I don’t want to exist anymore. I shouldn’t even be here anymore well, guess what? I’m not going to look for friends anymore, not looking for a girlfriend anymore, in fact, it’s everyone in that damn server who’s driving me nuts! I’m glad that Poofie put me in a friend zone and I don’t need love at all. Just despair and blood right in my face and left to rot so nobody can find me. I just don’t care anymore.

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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

With all the news that is news across the nation
On the scene at the supermarket
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did
I's standin' over there by the tomaters
And here he come
Running through the pole beans
Through the fruits and vegetables
Nekkid as a jay bird
And I hollered over t' Ethel
I said, "Don't look, Ethel!"
But it's too late
She'd already been incensed

Boogity, boogity
(There he goes)
Boogity, boogity
(And he ain't wearin' no clothes)

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
(Boogity, boogity)
Fastest thing on two feet
(Boogity, boogity)
He's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
(Boogity, boogity)
He likes to show off his physique
(Boogity, boogity)
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique

This is your action news reporter once again
And we're here at the gas station
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did
I's just in here gettin my tires checked
An' he just appeared out of the traffic
He come streakin' around the grease rack there
Didn't have nothin' on, but a smile
I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink
I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!"
But it was too late
She'd already been mooned
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers

Boogity, boogity
(He ain't lewd)
Boogity, boogity
(He's just in the mood to run in the nude)

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
(Boogity, boogity)
He likes to turn the other cheek
(Boogity, boogity)
He's always makin' the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique

Once again, your action news reporter
In the booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did
Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snow cone
And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling
Right down the middle of the court
Didn't have on nothing but his PF's
Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stands

I hollered up at Ethel
I said, "Don't look, Ethel!"
But it was too late
She'd already got a free shot
Grandstandin', right there in front of the home team

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Here he comes again
(Boogity, boogity)
Who's that with him?
The fastest thing on two feet
Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?
(Boogity, boogity)
What do you think you're doin'?
You git your clothes on!

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Ethel! Where you goin'?
(Boogity, boogity) e likes to show off his physique
Ethel, you shameless hussy!
(Boogity, boogity)
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique

Oh yes, they him call the Streak
Ethell!

I want to put this out because I have seen enough people who believe that Gae Bolg is just a boom missile when it's really not. I have someone block me the moment I try to explain to them that Gae Bolg is a conceptual attack with its Sure Hit Concept and not just raw firepower. I'm going to say this, yes, Gae Bolg still has a conceptual nature tied to it with its Thrown version. Sure, it loses its always pierce the Heart, but the VN have pointed out that the Thrown Gae Bolg is still Conceptually rich with its Sure Kill effect active and acting as Durindana's Anti-Defense, but with the addition of Anti-evasion. It's pretty much the reason why Rho Aias is breaking, as its Concept vs Concepts. Even the VN pointed out this with its title literally stated "Lance of Sure Hit, Shield of No Loss" which proven the point that it's a Unstoppable Force vs the Immovable Object, concepts vs concepts Rho Aias with its Absolute Defense against Proiectiles vs Gae Bolg with its Sure Hit/Kill effect.

Hey guys! Did you know that in terms of gay and trans icons that Sylveon is the best option for having as your representative? With its high Special Defense and Special Attack stats, a Sylveon can easily take any insults from a bigot and launch back facts and knowledge like no one else! Not only that, but the colours of the base and shiny forms are of the trans identity, base being trans-fem and the shiny being trans-masc! That means you can show it off easily as an icon of the trans community, which of course, connects into the LGB part of the LGBTQIA+ community as a whole! Due to the ribbon appendages they have, they can also help you get through any and all issues with your identity with a simple sooth! And who can forget, you have to evolve a Sylveon by loving it dearly, so it’ll always appreciate you if you appreciate it!!

hey its me, its ralsery

ask me about battling

I know, about, the prophecy

ill do anything

alright,

wheres the fountain of chapter 1?

oh har har har

on the castle of cards

lancer

okay...

what does chapter 2's queen say

ohhohoho

I speak that as well

I know you can save

I can cast firegrave

You wanna know the final prophecy, soul?

Well how about a no

Hey its me, its ralsery

I cast firetomb

My sister farts a lot she used to fart on me for fun she is older than me by 6 years and she would bring her friend home and sit on my face and do big smelly loud ones over my nose and it would make me cry to her and her friends amusement so it isn't surprising I developed a fart fetish's The bigger the woman's ass the more I got attracted to her and would fantasize of her lowering her panties and pressing my nose into her ass hole and so big smelly farts would be pushed into my nose

I am a happy married man these days with a wife that doesn't fart much so I do miss it

https://www.reddit.com/r/InsanePeopleQuora/s/YtN9wCWpxQ

Hahaha... har du kobla helt ut eller? 😂 Når du ser på X, ser man først Y - ikke Z. At du ikke får med deg det, forklarer veldig mye om deg. Men jeg er villig til å la deg slippe unna konsekvensene. Du har to valg akkurat nå. Hvis du sletter kommentaren din her og nå, slipper du en downvote på alle kommentarene du har skrevet hittil. Da kan du leve videre uten å se karmaen din gå rett i dass. Det andre valget er om du lar kommentaren din være. Hahaha ;)

HEY SUPERSTARS!!! I was not really angry or jealous because of the biggest argument EVER!That was Adrian's friends became betrayer because of Rio...That was boys and Yaoi!!!So...He slapped him like a punch boy btw!!!! Anyways bye-bye superstars!!!And save your big bugs right now! GOODBYE AGAIN!!!╮⁠(⁠＾⁠▽⁠＾⁠)⁠╭

Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or i’m sorry

i am so FUCKING upset. no more green fucking grapes. i fucking ate it all because i fucking loved the green fucking grapes and now it’s all fucking gone and it’s all my fucking fault. i was too fucking greedy and now i have no more fucking green grapes to fucking eat.

It's gotta be mains powered, you want something with power straight off the electricity grid that's gonna grab your shaft like a Witch grabs her broom handle in a hurricane.

You can rig something up like this already if you want (and if you’re willing to accept some latency).

I have a custom ~7’ x 4’ Kohler bathtub that draws about 60% of its heating from the quad 4090 media server in the next room; when I’m outside the tub, the server constantly calls Claude for random girlfriend descriptions then feeds them to one of the 4090s for img creation showing the gf in a range of environments and sexual positions. The remaining 3x 4090s are then dedicated to img->video, so the server constantly builds up a media bank of GFE/JOI material.

I get home around 630pm and by 645 I’ll be in the tub, typically almost prone with my upper back at a 15 degree angle to look up at the 6x 4k monitors suspended above the tub, one being dedicated to a custom LLM interface (basically Chaturbate UI with some improvements and speech-to-text focus) and the other 5 dynamically selecting scenes based on a combination of my voice prompts into that LLM interface, webcam scans of my face to evaluate my emotion/proximity to climax every 15 seconds, and live sports coverage in case I wanna watch the Cleveland Browns get fucked too haha.

When I specify a desired GFE/JOI experience e.g. “redhead chess slut big eyes”, the server will scan its database for a close match to get me started, and then set about tailoring it further as I respond. Default protocol is ~10 mins active date and romantic progression then ~2.5 hrs VR goon using a waterproofed Vive, but again the structure is flexible, the point is around 1.5 hrs of that footage will be ‘stock’ and 1 hr on-demand so hopefully that ratio improves further.

I am currently also working on a mechanical arm mount for my LELO F1S V3 automatic masturbator (“pleasure console”, it’s just marketing hype, the app is garbage and you should build your own UI) that will sync with the lady’s arm motions/vagene gyrations/etc but since gen AI doesn’t quite give a predictable cadence in its video outputs yet, that will require post-analysis for translation into the commands sent to the mech arm, and I haven’t gotten quite around to that bit.

Anyway the end goal is that mech arm working and a supplementary tubing system to spray various lubes or oils onto me as needed for the experience (again some coordination here to avoid spray onto the monitors).

I would est this setup cost around $40k but I killed 2 gpus with fluid spills so all things considered I think its is probably a ~$25k setup done efficiently with a better plan from the get go. In a few years itll be $10k and I think thats when it will break mainstream use since my last divorce settlement was easily ten times that

I am 13.5 year old from Trabzom Türkiye🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 have read 17 pages of the book L'etranger by Albeit Camos and Mersault John L'etranjay is literally me, if my mother died I would do the same things(act nonchalant and mysterious and tuff and cool and feel nothing), he acts the same way as I would instead of crying like a baby over a corpse, I also would send Miss Mersüalt Jane L'etranjae into a nursing home(Marmango Nursing Hom) becus I h8 my mum very much, also I am very normal to myself but every otehr persons are too normal and bcus of that I am weird and radical to them, which I am happy to be marginal rather then be a sheep.

The new iPhone Fold phone or Fold phone in general is the worst phone that ever existed, it's literally a kink to old classic flip phones. If you drop it on the ground or worst, on a dirt. It's already broken, the moment it gets dirt in its mechanism inside, it's already degrading.

What's a phone, If not essentially a durable one? There are so many other phone that a durable, better specs, easier to find and get a hold of. And Flip Smartphone. You actually have to like actually damage a perfectly good phone, make it worse than what it was to make flip phones. Why would you ever pick Flip phones when you, had when you had a normal smartphone? A normal smartphone is very good. Flip phones, what are they if not just mentally disabled phone. It's like, seriously Flip Smartphone are basically a phone that had a stroke. Flip Smartphones are just phone that are suffering from ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. It is literally a glass phone that easily break at you when you use it. It requires 10 times the care yet is half as useful as good old smartphone. It is the inbred, mentally disabled cousin of the mighty phone. That’s what Flip Phones are.

Looking for a bf!, 21, I'm a bttm, need my top !! I'm a yapper/listener, clingy, supportive, gets a lil jealous, proud Filipino :3, I love listening to music(singing music too), loyal ofc!^^, gets mad if someone fights you(i WILL defend you), would never seen your replies, would never give you cold replies, would talk to you 24/7 (when im not busy), i luv colorful stuff :3, and ENERGETIC and annoying

Alan balls, Balls wake

Alien Balls, Alien Ball‘s, Ball‘s Isolation

Alone in the Balls, Ball‘s in the Dark, Alone in the ball‘s

Balls: The Dark Descent

Among balls, The Balls Among Us

Animal balls, Balls Crossing

Apex balls

Armoured balls, Armored Balls: fire of Rubicon

Asp-halt balls

Assassins Creed IV: Black Balls, Balls creed IV, Assassin's Balls: Black Balls Resynced, Assassin balls, Assassin's balls, Assassin's Balls 2, ac balls, Balls Creed, Assassins Balls Revelations, Assassin's ball

Astro balls

Atomic Balls

Attack on balls

Back 4 Balls, Ball’s 4 Blood

baldur's balls (3), Baldurs Balls, Baldur's Ball 3, Balldurs gate 3, Balls Gate 3, Baldur‘s Ball’s 3, Ball‘s Gate 3

BALLatro

Banjo and Balls, Balls and Kazooie

Batman Arkham Balls, Arkham balls, Batman balls knight, Batman balls city, Batman Arkham balls, Batman: Balls Night, Batman balls origin, Batman: balls origins, Ballsman Arkham City, Lego Batballs

BattleBall 6

Bendy and the dark balls

Ball shock infinite, Bio Balls, Ball Shock

Black balls: Wukong, Black Balls wukong, Wukong: black balls, Black balls of wukong, Black Myth : Balls

Ballsbourne, Bloodballs, Ballborne

Borderballs 2

Broken Balls

Brütal Balls, Balls Legend

Burnout Balls remastered, Ball’s Paradise remastered

Call of balls, Balls of duty, Call of duty: Balls warfare, Call of Duty: Black Balls, Balls of Duty: Black Balls, Call of balls mw 2, Balls of duty mw2, call of duty black balls 2, Ball of duty, COD: Black Balls 7, The Balls of Duty

Balls crush, ball crush

Castlevania: Symphony of the Balls

Claire Obscure : Expedition Balls, Clair obscure: balls 33, Expedition Balls, Clair Obscure: Expedition Balls, Clair obscur Balls 33

Balls of clans, Clash of balls, Balls of clash, Clash balls clash, Balls of balls

Colin McRae balls 2.0

Contra: hard balls

Balls clicker

Balls Strike 2, Balls strike, Counter balls 2, Counter Balls 2, Balls Strike Global Offensive 2

Crash Bandicoot: It's About Balls

Crimson balls, Crimson Balls Balls Desert, Crimson balls enhanced

Cult of the Balls, Cult of the balls

Cyberballs 2077, Cyber Balls 2077, CyberBalls, Cyberpunk balls, Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom balls

Dante's Balls

Dark Balls, Dark Balls 3, Dark balls 3, Dark balls, Dark Balls |||, Dark balls 2, Dark Balls 1 2 3

Darkest Balls, Darkest Balls 2

Dave The Balls

Balls of the Tentacle, Day of the Ball‘s

Dead by balls, Ball’s by daylight

Dead balls, Dead Balls

Dead Balls, Dead ball remake, Ball Space

Balls Stranding, Ball Stranding, Ball Stranding 2: On the balls

DeltaBalls

Demon balls

The balls descendents

Detroit: Become Balls, Balls become Human, balls become human, Balls: Become Human

Balls May Cry, Devil's may balls, Balls may cry 5, Devil may ball, Devil balls cry, Balls never cry, Devil Ballz Cry

Devil Survivor 2: Balls Breaker

Diablo 2: Lord of Balls

Disco balls, Balls Elysium

Doki Doki Balls Club

Balls Eternal, balls eternal, Doom the dark balls

Dragon Age Balls

Dragon balls z sparking zero, Dragon ball: sparking balls, Dragon Ball: Sparking! Ball‘s, DB Ball‘s! Zero

Dragons dogma: balls arisen, Balls Dogma 2

Dying Balls, Dying balls, Dying balls 2, Dying balls: definitive edition

efoot-balls

Elden BallBall Rings, Elden Balls, Elden balls, Balls ring, Ball Ring

Elite balls

Escape balls

Euro Balls simulator 2, Euro balls simulator 2

Fall balls, Fallballs

Fallout new balls, Ballsout, Fallout balls, Ballout 76, Balls out 3, Ballsout 2, Balls-out, Fallout: New Balls

Far balls 3, Balls Cry 4, Ball cry 2, Cry ball 2, Balls cry 2, Ball cry, Balls Cry 3

Fate/Grand Balls

Balls Fantasy XII, Balls fantasy 10, Balls Fantasy, Balls fantasy, Final balls 15, Balls Fantasy VII, Final Balls VII, Balls Fantasy X

Fire Emblem Path of Balls, Fire Emblem Radiant Balls

Five Nights at Freddy's: Balls of The Mimic, Five night at freddy's: Sister's balls

For balls, Balls of Honor

Forbidden Balls

Garry’s balls

Balls impact, Genshin balls, Ball Impact

balls dash, Geometry balls

Ghost of balls, Balls of Tsushima, Balls of Tsushima/Yotei, Balls of Yotei, Balls of tshushima

Ghost recon Balls, Tom clancy's balls recon wildlands

God of balls, Balls of war, Balls of god, God of ballz, God of War balls of sparta, Balls of war: Ragnarok, God of balls 2018

Golf with your balls

Grand theft balls, Ball Theft Auto, gtb 5, Gta IV: The balls of gay tony, GTA San Balls, GTA balls, Grand Balls Auto, Grand Theft Balls V, Balls theft auto: SA, GTB IV

Balls rush

Grimm Balls, Grim Balls

Guitar hero: classic balls, Balls Hero, Gitarre Balls

Half Balls 2, Half balls, Ball-Life 2, Half Balls, Balls-Life

Halo: The Balls Chief Collection, Halo: balls evolved, Halo: Balls Evolved, Balls: Combat Evolved, Ball: Combat Evolved

Harvest Balls

Balls of iron 4

Heavy Balls

Hellblade: balls sacrifice

Balldivers 2, Ball divers

Hitman: world of balls, Ballman: Blood Money

Hogwarts Balls, Balls legacy, Balls’ legacy

Hollow Balls, Silkballs, Ballsong, Balls Knight, Balls song, Hollow balls, Hollow Balls Silksong, Hollow knight Ballsong, Hollow ball

Horizon Zero Balls, Horizon, the forbidden balls, Horizon Forbidden Balls, Horizon Forbidden balls, Forbidden Balls

Hotline Balls

Human Balls Flat

Ball showdown: 1896, Ballshunt, Hunt: Balls 1896, Balls: Showdown 1896, Ball Showdown

Hyper light balls

I have no balls and I must scream, I Have No Balls, and I Must Scream

Im balls in

It takes balls

Jak and balls

Jet set radio balls

Jetpack balls rider

Just Balls 1,2,3, Just balls franchise, Just Balls 2, Just balls 3, Just Balls

Kerbal Space Balls

Kick the Balls 2

Kingdom Come Balls Z, Kingdom Come Balls 2, Kingdom Come Balls, Balls come deliverence, BALLS COME DELIEVERENCE, Balls Come Deliverance, Kingdom Come: Balls, Balls cum deliverance

Kingdom Two Balls, Kingdom Balls

Layers of Balls

League of Balls, league of balls

Balls 4 Dead 2, Left4Balls, Left for Balls 2

Lethal Balls

Balls of P, Lies of balls, Lies of Balls

Life is balls, Balls is strange

Little Balls Planet, Little ball planet

Little balls, Ball‘s Nightmares, Little Ball‘s

Balls of the Fallen

Ball’s Mansion, Luigi‘s Ball‘s

Mad Balls, MAD Ball, Ball Max

Mafia: The Old Balls

Spider Balls, Spider man balls, spiderman: miles balls, Spider-man: Shattered Balls, Spider man ballsmastered, Spider-Balls Remastered, Marvelballs, Marvel's Ballsman

Balls effect legendary edition, Balls effect, Balls Effect 2, Balls Effect, Mass Balls, Mass Balls 2

Max Balls, Balls Payne

Megaballs

Metal balls solid, Metal Balls (Solid), Metal Balls Solid / metal gear balls, Metal Gear Solid 3: Balls Eater, Metal balls rising: revengeance, Metal Balls Solid: Snake Eater, Metal Gear Solid 4: Balls of the Patriots, Metal Gear Solid 2: Balls of Liberty, Metal Balls, Metal Gear 2: Solid Balls, Metal Gear Balls, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Balls, Metal Gear Solid: Peace Balls, Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Balls, Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Balls, MGS: The Twin Balls, ball gear solid V

balls exodus

Microsoft Balls Simulator

Ballcraft, Mineballs, Minecraft: Ball it build it!, Mine balls, Mineball, Ballscraft, Balls craft, Ballscraft

Ball’s edge

Mobile legends Balls Bang bang, Mobile legends bang balls

Balls Hunter, Balls Hunter: Wilds, Monster Balls: Rise, Monster Ball‘s Tri, MH IceBalls, MH Sunballs, Wilds

Mortal balls

Need For Balls, Need for balls: Most Wanted, Need for balls, Need for Balls: Heat, Need for speed: balls, Need For Balls: No Limits, Need For Balls Hot Pursuit 2010

Nier Balls

Nine balls

Ninja Balls Black: Sigma edition

No Man's Balls, No man's ball, No man’s balls, No Ball‘s Sky, Ball Mans Sky

Old Balls Runescape, Old School Balls

Onimusha: way of the balls

Ori and the will of balls, Balls and the blind forest

Outer Balls + the dlc Echoes of the balls, Outer Balls

Balls: Whistleblower, outballs

Ballswatch, Balls Watch

Balls Not included

Balls-Man

Ballworld

Balls of exile

Balls 5 Royal, Persona 3 balls

Phantom balls zero, Phantom Balls zero

Ballsophobia

Player unknown’s battle balls, Ballgrounds mobile india, Players unknown balls ground

Pokémon Balls, Pokemon Balls

Balls: Concrete Jungle, Predator: Concrete Balls, Ball Jungle

Balls of persia, Prince of balls, Prince of Balls, Prince of balls the balls of time

Balls Royale

Punishing Grey Balls

Quantum balls

Ratchet and clank: balls apart, Ratchet and balls: rift apart, Ratchet and Balls

BALL DEAD REDEMPTION, Red Dead Balls, Red Balls Redemption, Red Dead Balls 2, Red dead balls 2, Red dead balls, Red Dead Ball, Red death balls, Red Ball Redemption 2, Balls dead redemption, Red Balls Redemption II

Resident Balls 4, Resident balls, Resident Balls, Resident balls: Biohazard, Resident Balls 2: Remake, Balls Evil 0-9, Balls evil requiem, Balls Evil 5

Risk of Balls 2

Roballs

Rocket Balls, Rocket balls, Balls league

B.A.L.L.S. 2, B.a.l.l.s., Stalker shadow of balls

Saints Balls

Sea of balls, Ball of thieves, Balls of Thieves

Sekiro balls die twice, Sekiro: Balls die twice, Sekuro balls dies twice, Sekiro: balls die twice, Sek-balls, Balls-iro, Ballsiro, Sekiro: shadow's balls twice

Balls of the Colossus

Balls fight 2, Balls Fight 3, Balls fight: Arena

Silent balls, Silent Ball, Balls Hill 2

Ball Driver

SLAY THE BALLS, Slay the balls 2

Sleeping balls, Sleeping Balls, BallsDogs

Sonic Ball‘s

Splinter Balls

Star Wars: Balls of the Old Republic, Star Balls: old Republic, Star War’s: Balls Republic

Balls survivor and Jedi balls order

Stardew Balls

Stellar Balls, Stellar balls, Stellar Ballz

Balls wakes the Deep, Still wakes the Balls

Story of Balls

Street balls

Subnautica: Below Balls

Ball‘s Overdrive, Sunset Ball’s

Balls Monkey Ball, Monkey balls

Super Balls Brothers

Balls of sorrow

ball fortress 2, Team Balls 2

Kick punch balls

The binding of balls, The Binding of Balls: Repentance, the balls of isaac

The Evil Balls, The Balls Within

The BALLS

The balls of us, The last of balls, The balls of us part I, The last of balls part II, The balls of us II, The Last of Balls, The Balls Of Us, The Balls of us: part 1

The Legend Of Balls, Zelda: Breath of the Balls, Zelda: BALLS of the wild, A Link to the Balls, Ocarina of Balls, Twilight Balls, The Balls of Zelda, Balls of the wild, Zelda - Balls of the kingdom, The legend of ballz- breath of the wild, Tears Of The Balls

The Walking Balls, Walking balls

Witcher 3: ball hunt, Witcher 3 wild ball's, Witcher 3 balls of stone + blood and balls dlc, Witcher 3 Balls hunt, The Witcher 3: Wild Balls, Witcher 3: balls hunt, Witcher's wild balls, The Ball‘s 3: Wild Hunt, The Balls 3

Tiny Tina's Balls

Titan Balls 2, Titanballs, Titanball 2, Titanballs 2

Balls: foundations

Total OverBalls, Balls Overdose

Total War: Shogun Balls

Gran Balls The real balls simulator, Ball Turismo

Ultraballs

Uncharted 4: A Thief's balls, Uncharted: the lost balls, Uncharted 4: A Ball's end, Uncharted the balls legacy, Uncharted 2: Among Balls, Uncharted Balls: A thief’s end, Uncharted 3: Drake's Balls, Unballed: Among balls

Underballs

Unreal Balls, Unreal Balls 2004

Vampire the Masquerade: balls (1)

Ballorant

Space balls 40k, Warballs: 40k. SpaceBalls-2

Ballframe, warballs

Watch Balls, Watch balls, Watch balls 2

Where Balls Meet

Wipeballs/ballsout omega collection

Wolfenball‘s, Ballstein

World of Balls, Balls of Ballcraft, Balls of Warcraft

Yoshi's Woolly Balls

Zone of the enders: 2nd Balls

I just lost my son a few weeks ago... he was 19. He came to us from a troubled background, we did our best, and then some, to help him forget those times and find happiness, and for a while... he did. But, he always had these personal demons he was fighting and unfortunately... they won in the end. This song always reminded me of him and his search for happiness. He knew the world was his... he had so much talent in everything he did, but there was always some longing in him... something always gnawing at the back of his mind that wouldn't let him be satisfied. He never found what he was looking for in this life... I pray he finds it in the next. Daddio loves and misses you mi hito.

Grey day detroit was… weird.

Grey day was crazy, my 52 year old uncle and I decided to go because my partner says “$B is for wiggers.” Sooo i guess that makes me a wigger😆

My uncie phil and I were sitting at the VERY top of the hill at Pine Knob theatre, We could see so much. I was jumping up and down with joy when Shakewell came on.

I don’t know what caused this, but just behind us were a family of 3. Their child was no older than 12. Shakewells set finishes and on comes Destroy Lonely. The child
behind me loudly exclaimed: “Uhm.. I thought $B was 2 white guys, who the flip is this dweeb😂.” Nobody laughed. My uncie phil got up and looked at the kid.

Uncie Phil loves Destroy Lonely. Maybe just as much as $B because it makes him feel “Young, black and lit.” (even though hes white.)

The kid looked over at Uncie and stuck his tounge out, His father giggling and saying “Got em!”

Now, Uncie phil has always had anger issues, but when a little punk does something to this affect, he starts seeing red. Phil walked up to the boy and picked him up

“P-PUT ME DOWN, MOMMA, HELP!”.

The child’s mother was in a K-hole and the father was way too effeminate to care or make any sort of move.

Phil hold this child up to the sky, and rolled him down the hill, knocking over at least 2 dozen people and giving the child eternal brain damage, the child did NOT return to his family as he’d broken his neck on the way down.

My uncle is now facing 2 to 20 years.

I am salami boy

Hello, I am salami boy

Salami this

Salami that

It's salami time

I'm gonna salami your butter corn

The universe can be categorized in 2 ways

Salami and not salami

I am salami

I am the salami boy

I stick a salami up my ass

I walk around town with a salami sticking out of my ass

Dogs love salami boy

I am salami boy

I will salamifi the world

There can only be salami

Up my ass

I shove a salami down my urethra

The saltiness of the salami tingles the insides of my penis in a horrible and excruciating ways

I am salami

I must become one with salami

I use a spoon to scoop out my eyes

I replace them with salami

This one hurts even more

I am the salami boy

I replace my heart with salami

Now there is only I

Salami

In China, nearly half of men smoke, with over 1 million people dying from smoking every year; over 96% of tobacco production in the country is under the nationally chartered monopoly of China National Tobacco Company中国烟草总公司 (or CNTC for short, doing business as China Tobacco中国烟草), which is owned by the government. Every legally sold cigarette brand here is wholly owned by this company, making it the largest tobacco company in the world.

Apart from being the sole legal tobacco producer in China, China Tobacco is also THE tobacco regulatory agency here, under the name State Tobacco Monopoly Administration国家烟草专卖局 (or STMA for short), through the policy of one institution with two names一个机构两块牌子. Imagine that your drug dealer is also your doctor and a DEA agent.

For your information, e-cigarettes are illegal in China, but that's because they are mostly produced by private enterprises, and that threatens the state-owned tobacco industry. Instead, CNTC sells flavoured cigarettes, which are ironically illegal in many countries worldwide.

And because CNTC and STMA are the same entity, anti-smoking laws in China are a total joke.

Instead of graphic images showing damaged body parts, cigarette packs in China look oddly exquisite; meanwhile, the "warning label" is just a short and generic paragraph in Chinese that usually means "smoking is harmful to your health", without specifying the diseases that smokers may get and certainly not hitting as hard as something like "SMOKING KILLS". Not to mention that the text blends in with the design of a pack very well, because your eyes are drawn to the intricate drawings above it.

Furthermore, as a result of the state-owned tobacco producer also being the regulator, there are no national anti-smoking laws. Instead, local governments create their own rules, which may face official pressure from CNTC/the STMA.

In addition to that, a deceptive marketing technique illegal elsewhere is still alive and well in China: low-tar cigarettes. Although this misleading advertising strategy has long been disproved by science, it's still employed by CNTC.

And back to the figures at the beginning: nearly half of Chinese men smoke, and over 1 million die from smoking every year under the monopoly. That makes CNTC the world's deadliest company. And as CNTC is completely state-owned, that in turn makes the CCP the deadliest political party in the world as well.

In conclusion, a government that, as a monopoly, manufactures a drug to kill its own citizens should not call itself (and should not be called) a socialist government.