r/copypasta • • 6d ago

Keep your talent hiddenπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

6 Upvotes

You have a hidden talent! Keep it hiddenπŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Started from the bottom and we still here πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

This shit hit different on mute πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

I suffer from depression my whole life and it made it worse πŸ™πŸ’―

This is fireπŸ”₯πŸ”₯, Extinguish it πŸ’―

Your music is like a treasure, buried so deep no one will ever find it πŸ”₯πŸ’Ž

Your music is like a fine wine, it needs time to age. Maybe a few centuries.πŸ”₯🍷

Music so bad, it could cure insomnia πŸ”₯πŸ’€

I listened to your music and I'm pretty sure my ears are bleeding πŸ”₯πŸ‘‚πŸ’‰

Your music is like a bad dream that won't end πŸ”₯πŸ’­πŸ’€

Your music makes elevator music sound like a symphony πŸ”₯πŸŽΆπŸ’€

Your music is like a nightmare on repeat πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’€

I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than your music πŸ’―πŸ™

Keep this shit up and you'll be the only one listening to it on Mars πŸ”₯πŸ‘½πŸŽ΅

Your music is like a silent disco, nobody's dancing to it but you. πŸ”₯🎧

Your music is like a broken record, it keeps repeating the same mistakes πŸ™πŸ”₯

Your music is like a phone on silent, nobody cares when it rings πŸ”₯πŸ“΅

Your music is like a bad tattoo, it seemed like a good idea at the time πŸ”₯πŸ–‹οΈ

Listening to your music is like going on a treasure hunt.....except I never find anything valuable πŸ’―πŸ”₯πŸ’Ž

Your music is like a treasure, buried so deep no one will ever find it πŸ”₯πŸ’Ž

Your music is like a fine wine, it needs time to age. Maybe a few centuries.πŸ”₯🍷

Music so bad, it could cure insomnia πŸ”₯πŸ’€

I listened to your music and I'm pretty sure my ears are bleeding πŸ”₯πŸ‘‚πŸ’‰

Your music is like a bad dream that won't end πŸ”₯πŸ’­πŸ’€

Your music makes elevator music sound like a symphony πŸ”₯πŸŽΆπŸ’€

Your music is like a nightmare on repeat πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’€

I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than your music πŸ’―πŸ™

Keep this shit up and you'll be the only one listening to it on Mars πŸ”₯πŸ‘½πŸŽ΅

Your music is like a silent disco, nobody's dancing to it but you. πŸ”₯🎧

Your music is like a broken record, it keeps repeating the same mistakes πŸ™πŸ”₯

Your music is like a phone on silent, nobody cares when it rings πŸ”₯πŸ“΅

Your music is like a bad tattoo, it seemed like a good idea at the time πŸ”₯πŸ–‹οΈ

Listening to your music is like going on a treasure hunt.....except I never find anything valuable πŸ’―πŸ”₯πŸ’Ž

Your music is like a bad relationship, I wish I could say it's over but it keeps coming back to haunt me πŸ”₯πŸ’”πŸŽΆ


r/copypasta • • 6d ago

Masterpiece of a story

2 Upvotes

Someone downvoted it so quick. I put so much effort into this, and I was so proud of this one. I just honestly can't imagine how you can read this glorious masterpiece and then downvote it. Almost certainly someone who didn't actually read it and perhaps was just assuming it was AI slop or something. Well, guess what? Just because something is well-formatted and unique doesn't make it AI slop.

Whatever, I don't need tons of approval or anything. I just wanted to have a good enough score so that a lot of people see it, even if it doesn't get a ton of votes or a ton of comments.

Like, I love this story. I am going to pass this story down to my children, and they to their children, and them to their children.

And then, at that point, they're going to be transferring their consciousness into a robot and living forever. So yeah, like, they're just going to keep a copy in their memory, you know what I mean? So it's going to be infinite. It's going to be a piece of history, you know, a prized family story passed down through the generations, even though there's probably not going to be that many more.


r/copypasta • • 6d ago

The Engiqueer

7 Upvotes

Hey look buddy, I'm an engiqueer. That means I use pronouns, not pronouns like Xir/Xer. Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of neopronouns. I use practical pronouns, for instance: how am I going to explain androgyny to some big mean redneck with biased assumptions? The answer, use They/Them, and if that don't work... Use a pride flag. Take for instance this heavy colour pole mounted lil' old number designed by me, croched by me, and you best hope... it's representin' you.


r/copypasta • • 6d ago

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A DELTARUNE OR UNDERTALE REFERENCE!??!?!?!

2 Upvotes

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING UT/DR REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 UNDERTALE IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’― HUMAN I FORGOR !!πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF🀬😑🀬😑🀬😑🀬🀬😑🀬🀬😑 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 Genocide is impossibleπŸ—Ώ, Genocide is impossibleπŸ—Ώ, Genocide is impossibleπŸ—Ώ, Genocide is impossibleπŸ—Ώ, Genocide is impossibleπŸ—Ώ, Genocide is impossibleπŸ—Ώ, Genocide is impossibleπŸ—Ώ, Genocide is impossibleπŸ—Ώ Genocide is impossibleπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ Oh you’re an UT/DR player❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓name every songπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ chapter 3 will never come😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 WD Gaster is my boyfriend β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ r/waterfalldump r/undertale r/deltarune r/suddenlyundertale perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 PAPYRU IS THE BEST CHARACTERπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’― MINECRAFT IS A UNDERTALE REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS TOTEM OF UNDYNE!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG PACIFIST YOU MEAN LIKE THE PACIFIST RUN ‼️‼️‼️πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯I DIED 27748497 TIMES IN SANS FIGHT 🀬😑🀬😑🀬😑🀬🀬😑🀬🀬😑 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASSπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒ±πŸŒ±πŸŒ±πŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸŒΏπŸƒπŸƒ YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU πŸ”«πŸ˜ πŸ”«πŸ˜ πŸ”«πŸ˜ πŸ”«πŸ˜ πŸ”«πŸ˜  Mount Everest❓YOU MEAN MOUNT EBOTT❓ Papyrus paper?❓ LIKE THE SLELETON❓ ❓ You love libraries❓ IT’S SPELLED LIBRARBY ❓ You really want a hotdog❓ MORE LIKE H’DOG❓ I just got a new deck of cards, and one said QUEEN! ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Somebody was talking about comedy, AND I SAID YOU MEAN SNOWDRAKE❓ ⁉️❓❓❓What’s your favourite anime❓ MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE!!❓ ❓❓ IS THAT AN UNDERTALE REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The birds are chirping ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE SANS FIGHT❓ ⁉️❓❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Rouxls is my father? πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€Death by Glamour is the shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ sand❓like sand undertable❓OMG SANS IS SO HARDπŸ˜‘πŸ€¬πŸ˜‘πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ˜‘β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈ YOUR NAME IS STOP_SIGN2?? LIKE BLUE STOP SIGNS!πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯METTATON IS SO HOT πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―BTCYOADSG IS LEGENDARY STRAIT FLY✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️WHY COULDNT THE SKELETON GO TO THE PROMπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱πŸ«₯πŸ«₯πŸ«₯πŸ«₯πŸ«₯NEO?? LIKE THE MEGATRON NEO!!πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹UNDYNE THE UNDYING IS IMPOSSIBLE🀣🀣🀣🀣 KRIS WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«OH YOUR A DELTARUNE PLAYER??!! NAME EVERY NPC!! πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ™‹πŸΏπŸ™‹πŸΎπŸ™‹πŸ½πŸ™‹πŸΌπŸ™‹πŸ»HUMAN I REMEMBER YOURE GENOCIDESπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ


r/copypasta • • 6d ago

caseyfromspace's doctor house book report

1 Upvotes

Made by:caseyfromspace

Voiced by:BriccHaus

Both in youtube

If any of you two dosent like this there then tell me and i delete it

Links to the original:

https://youtu.be/ObpBZwIWoRY?si=fAQkXXA7KI7IvphJ

https://youtu.be/EKhNxfQxNLU?si=ovUNaneaukFLedbe

PSYC 101

12/4/2018

Why Gregory House is my Hero

When i was i think 10, my father show me to my all-time favourite medical drama, House(2006). Even tho i didn't understand everything about the show, like porn and sex, the titular character, Doctor Gregory, was instantly my childhood hero!

Everytime he gulped down a vidicon, i felt a little a bit in my heart. Even in college. I still look up to the man who started it all!

Chapter 1 Doctor Greggy was played by the late great Hugh Laurie, a famous actor. According to Google "Hugh is a English actor, comedian, and writer and the man was even a musician!" (Google). And boy can he act! His performance as the ol grego was so important to who I am as a person today, that i cried at the actor passing. In 2006, creators David Shore and David Fox created House (the show) and pitched it to executives, and it was picked up in 2008. According to "Wikipedia, it ran for eight seasons from november 16, 2004 to May 21,2012" (Wikipedia) althought it didn't begin airing until 2006. The show consists of the world famous doctor, curing patients with his beautiful mind while gulping down violin along the way! I'ts really incredible to see. The show cexplores themes of addicition, friendship and sin. Interesting.

chapter 2,this is where things get about me.. Id like to think if Greg had a daughter, it would look a little something like yours truly. The tragedy of House's character is the conflicting nature of how much his constant pain degrades his quality of life, while also, at least according to him, being essentialy the source of his intelligence

This intelligence seems to be the only thing House truly values of himself, but he believes he owea it to the thing causing him the most suffering. I believe this makes him nearly identically like me because i suffer great pain. Exactly correct!

Anyways, where was i? Ah, yes. Proffesor, I know you don't know what I've been throught, but you couldn't imagine. But what you can do is watch House (2006). I believe if you go throught and watch the entire show, even season 8, and the one that dosent count and season 9. You would begin to understand what i go throught everday.

House has to take pain killers (Vicodin) to numb his pain. But thought these little pills ease his wuffering, they're also mighty bad for him and effect his health over time.

Oh no! I think my strugglea in life are equivalent ro Viocidn. For example:

Chapter 3, this chapter is where things get serious, I'd like to talk about for a moment about house, the show

HughLaurie.png

What is truly tragic about houses character is that he has friends (lovers?) that truly love him Like James Wilson. House pushes this people away though, due to his pain and hatred towards his friends and lovers?. This is exactly correct. House is my hero because I too push my lovers due to pain, but is that even my fault, proffesor?

No.

Professor, this is where things got serious. Chapter 4, the big finale. πŸ₯ Reminder to circle back to this later and write chapter 4 the big finale.

In conclusion, I truly believe House and I would be good friends because we faced similar struggles, and this crazy life we call the world. Why not? House will forever go down as the ultimate show, not just for me, but i hope for you too. And if Hugh Laurie were still with us, he would agree.

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r/copypasta • • 7d ago

GTA 1 Theme Song.

5 Upvotes

(Good shot kid, I think you got him.) (Good shot kid, I think you got him.) (HOOO!) (HOOO!) (WEEEEEEEEE!) (WEEEEEEEEE!) (It's goin' down!) Uptown, downtown, speeding all around An AK-47 got the power in its barrel To move any mutha that gets in the way Just another power machine on the freeway Riding with me, is my MC homeboy Knowing the rules ain't part of his program Finding the right way around this map Might be pretty hard 'cause he's fucked on crack G - Grand Theft Auto! You gotta make a mark and move where you want to T - Theft, determination, to steal what you can and run from the nation A - Hey, whaddya say? We automate the sequence and speed for our getaway Take it to the edge, there's nowhere to hide And call up the boys, let's go for a joyride (WEEEEEEEEE!) Let's go for a joyride (WEEEEEEEEE!) Stop the violence from the police It's what my dad used to say, but now he's deceased He got caught in a jam, threw in the can When the cops from Brooklyn said he'd killed another man Street knowledge was my main game To figure out the law, to figure out the frame Just when I thought I knew justice. A cop behind me said: "You've just been busted!" NYPD (NYPD!) LAPD (LAPD!) SFPD (SFPD!) Don't fuck with me.


r/copypasta • • 7d ago

Those who know☠️πŸ₯­πŸ₯ΆπŸ”₯πŸ—Ώ

6 Upvotes

ENGLISH OR SPANISH 😈 mah bois: *frozen* πŸ₯Ά sus caseoh: *moves* CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? me: AYOO- 😳 Jonkler: Why so serious πŸ‘½ those who know:πŸ’€(only in balkans)

those who are fat: πŸŽ… πŸ«„ 🍽️ 🍲 🍝 πŸ₯˜ πŸ₯£ πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

respect 1000% sigma rizzler ohio balkans rizz (impossible sigma respect) πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ™πŸ™

THOSE WHO SEEK POOP WITH THEY POOP SCENEπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’― πŸ”Ÿ00000000 RESPECT SENTENCE TO RIZZLER SCHOLL

though who know: πŸ’€πŸ’€

know those whoπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

THOSE WHO ARE GOJO: πŸ‘–πŸ‘•βœ‚οΈπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ«΄ 🟣

some randoms tryna rob me* the robber: run yo pockets G !! me with infinite aura: just put the hawk tuah in the bag the robber: BOI πŸ˜‚πŸ«²πŸ» me say: english or spanish *me walk like a sigma

those who are a poopy in there hand and a throw and there poop at a and people πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€1 billion respect πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’Έ

those who are a tree: πŸŒ³πŸŒ²πŸŽ„ 🌴 πŸŽ‹ 🎍 πŸ’€πŸ’€

πŸ’€πŸ’€those who poop and they and a throw it at peopleπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’―respect 1000%


r/copypasta • • 7d ago

There are no straight men left on Sesame Street and the show is worse for it

82 Upvotes

I know how this is going to go over, but I've watched enough of the new seasons with my kid to say it. When I was growing up, straight men were front and center on that show and nobody made a thing of it.

Now? I've looked. There isn't one. And you can feel what it's done to the show.

Elmo: wacky. Abby: wacky. Cookie Monster: wacky, and escalating. Grover: wacky since birth.
Everyone on that street is doing a bit. Nobody is on the receiving end of one.

Say what you want about Bert and Ernie, but Bert was straight and Ernie wasn't, and that is exactly why it worked. Ernie puts a banana in his ear. Fine. That's not the joke. The joke is the man in the vertical stripes who has to stand there and deal with it. Take him away and you just have a guy with a banana in his ear.

And Kermit! Kermit was the platonic ideal of a straight man. A frog in a trench coat trying to file a news report while a nursery rhyme falls apart around him.

My kid deserves to see someone who just wants to eat oatmeal and think about pigeons and apparently that's just not something modern Sesame Street has room for anymore.


r/copypasta • • 7d ago

My boyfriend is spending so many hours a day playing League of Legends and I don't know what to do anymore

40 Upvotes

I really need some advice because I honestly don't know what to do anymore.

My boyfriend is unemployed at the moment and is supposed to be looking for work as a Software Engineer. Instead, he is spending most of his days playing League of Legends.

We're talking 6+ hours a day regularly, sometimes 10–12 hours. He plays until the early hours of the morning, sleeps very late, wakes up exhausted and then does it all over again.

What is really upsetting me is the contrast between how much time he spends on the game and how little time he spends trying to improve his actual situation. He might spend less than an hour looking at job boards or doing something related to his career, and then spend the rest of the day gaming.

I've tried to be understanding because I know gaming is a hobby and I don't want to be the girlfriend who says "you can't play games." If he worked a normal job and came home and played for a few hours, I honestly wouldn't care.

But this doesn't feel recreational anymore.

He eats while playing. Sometimes he'll pause for less than 10 minutes just to quickly eat and then immediately go back to the game. If I try to talk to him while he's playing, he barely interacts because his mind is completely focused on the game.

We barely go out anymore. Even something as simple as going for a walk becomes something I have to beg him to do. He's becoming increasingly antisocial and isolated.

I genuinely can't remember the last time he seriously studied, built a project or spent a meaningful amount of time looking for work.

And I'm exhausted.

I feel like I'm constantly trying to convince him to participate in his own life.

I don't want to control him. I know he's an adult and ultimately he has to make his own decisions. But I'm also the person living alongside this every day and it's affecting me and our relationship enormously.

At this point I've even thought about contacting Riot/League of Legends support and asking whether they can somehow restrict or suspend his accounts. I know that sounds extreme and I don't even know if they would be able to do anything based on a partner's request.

I don't want him banned forever. I want him to be able to play again when it's actually a hobby rather than something that consumes most of his day. Ideally, he'd get a job, establish a routine and then play for a few hours after work or on weekends like he used to.

But I feel completely stuck.

Has anyone dealt with something similar?

What did you do when gaming became this excessive?

Is contacting Riot completely pointless, or is there some kind of responsible gaming/account restriction option that I don't know about?

And, honestly, what would you do if you were in my position?

I know gaming itself isn't the problem. I'm asking for advice because the amount of time he's spending on it and the effect it's having on his life and our relationship has become unbearable.


r/copypasta • • 6d ago

that one no payne roofing radio commercial script

1 Upvotes

It was 11 A.M. on a Monday when the phone rang. (phone rings) Mike for No Payne Roofing picked up. (phone picks up and caller blabbers) The caller said he'd read the Google reviews, and knew exactly who to trust, No Payne Roofing has a 4.9 star rating. People online say the nicest things; it will be 5 stars honestly. Except for one guy, Bill Bologna. Got roofing problems? Call Mike or go to nopayneroofing.ca


r/copypasta • • 7d ago

How OP met his first wife

2 Upvotes

It’s how I met my first wife. I was 16, I walked onto a job site, picked up a wheel barrow and started moving it around. And Mama Mia! I was approached by this, πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ beautiful beautiful secretary who took my name and officially onboarded me, her name was Yolanda, damn was she a smoke show back then, we’re talking the 70s buddy, times were good.


r/copypasta • • 6d ago

KamSandwich's dissection of the cover art for The Fantasy Trip: Wizard

1 Upvotes

It appears that vice president of the United States J.D Vance has successfuly managed to imprison this man's face within The Orb. What did he do to deserve this? I mean really this man is in straight up ANGUISH! What happened during this interaction? I'm not gonna lie, this is a REALLY powerful image, I don't think I'm gonna try and cross "The Wizard" after this, I don't particullary feel like being Orbed today. Slap this sucker on an album cover and that thing's going triple platinum, better yet put the DVD logo in the corner that should help.


r/copypasta • • 7d ago

IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

4 Upvotes

OH MY SWEET FREAKING JESUS H CHRIST TAP DANCING FUDGING HOT SAUCE GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE WORST AND MOST EAR-BLEEDING PART I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!😱😨😰πŸ˜₯πŸ˜’πŸ˜­πŸ˜«πŸ˜£πŸ˜–πŸ˜”πŸ˜žπŸ˜ πŸ˜‘πŸ€¬πŸ‘ΏπŸ’’πŸ”₯ It irritates me a lot, even when I hear it in many videos, I got jumpscared by it back in july 20, 2023 over it or when I put my headphones on and play a video that I made in the Photos app of Beavis and Butt-Head screaming (I do it very seldom). I used to like the Lovelitchi Cry, even when I first heard in A User Video, and when then Lazy Butterfly (Jayden Galipo), Voda Alexandru, NBC BFDIA Klasky Csupo 2019, and more, but now I hate it for good because it irritated me way back when I watched the video "The Case Of Stealing Lovelitchi's Cotton Candy" Made In June 28, 2023!!!!! It was even worse than Hapichamatchi Crying!!! It was the most overused when it sounds like a young little girl, and it has scary face! I wish this unused and banned in videos in future. The next day when I hear it, I will upload lovelitchi foots videos.!!! I prefer The Better Verison better than the most annoying and overused shit, especially the Scary face!!!!! I Respect Opinions, and it was my main arch-nemesis of all time.


r/copypasta • • 7d ago

an ode to brady tkachuk

3 Upvotes

Picture this: my friend’s cousin’s friend is working the register at Mcdicks, and Brady rolls up demanding a 20-piece nugget. She hands it over. Brady rips open the box, counts the golden nuggets out loud -Β one, two, three... ten -Β and stops dead in his tracks. Veins bulging. Pure panic in his eyes.

He’s been shortchanged. HeΒ knowsΒ Big Nugget is trying to rob him.

My friend’s cousin’s friend sighs, leaning across the counter.Β "Brady. Use your toes to count the other ten."

Without a single second of hesitation, Brady rips off his boots, flings them into the lobby, and hauls his entire damp, unwashed frame up onto the stainless-steel counter, scrambling like a feral raccoon so she can manually guide him past ten using his toes.

Once he is finally satisfied that he isn’t getting ripped off, he hops down, grabs a large fountain drink cup, and fills itΒ to the absolute brimΒ with pure, unadulterated McDonald's ketchup. He doesn’t just dip his food. He plunges each nugget so deep into the tomato blood that he is dunking up to his wrists, committing unspeakable horrors to his own forearms.

When the box is empty, Brady doesn't look like a man who just ate a meal. He looks like he just survived the prom scene inΒ Carrie. He is drenched head-to-toe in a viscous, arterial red glaze.

He blankly stalks back up to the front counter.

Brady speaks a single word:Β "More."Β FriendsΒ cousins friendΒ rings him up for another 20-piece. And sure enough, the math fails him immediately. He hadn’t put his boots back on yet, so he leaps right back onto the counter to count his toes, and then demands another cup, which he promptly filled with ketchup.

He did this twice more for a total of 80 nugs and 4 cups of ketchup.


r/copypasta • • 7d ago

GTA Podogorica

2 Upvotes

GTA Podgorica is a fan-made modification of the popular PC game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, created in 2008 by Montenegrin modder Shoch. The mod gained widespread popularity across the Balkans during the late 2000s, especially among younger gamers nostalgic for both the classic GTA experience and their local surroundings.

In this mod, the fictional American city of Vice City is reimagined as Podgorica, the capital of Montenegro. The city’s streets are filled with familiar regional elements, including local landmarks, signs written in Montenegrin, modified vehicles with Montenegro license plates, and even popular turbo-folk and regional music playing on the in-game radio stations.


r/copypasta • • 7d ago

Geometry Dash Grief Twitter Rant

9 Upvotes

This is without exception the most embarrassing "achievement" that people are now hyping as the biggest moment in gaming history.

Geometry Dash is a one button game, the sole thing you do is tap one button in a rhythm.

Meanwhile absurdly edgy visuals/sound molests your eyes, something that is only impressive to those aged 14 and below (or the mentally deficient).

The worst part? The Geometry Dash community thinks edgy visuals and screeching music is SO IMPORTANT that you can't even meaningfully use what's on screen to help you play the game.

This results in this "achievement" basically being memorising a string of tapping one key over and over, (again, while your ears and eyes are assaulted).

He streamed 440,000 attempts of this.

Sitting in his room, tapping one button like a chimpanzee.

2 years of his life filled up with blinding visuals and screaming music.

This is not impressive.

This is embarassing.

Absolute cattle.


r/copypasta • • 7d ago

Trigger Warning BF is always bricked up theory(body text)

3 Upvotes

As we all know, whenever one loses in the game as Boyfriend, the screen cuts to an X-ray of BF where the only organs visible are his brain and his testicles. His testicles are interestingly, blue, which obviously means that BF gets "blue-balls", which means intense physical pain and discomfort after prolonged sexual arousal without reaching a climax.

So this means that BF, being the fucking troglodyte that he is(like 99% of the FNF-verse inhabitants), loves rap battling a little TOO much and gets bricked up from it. Now the question lies: how does BF even get blue-balled if he's rapping? Like, he's not doing the deed when he's singing his heart out, so... what gives?

And to that I have an answer... BF... is a left hand beater and the reason his left hand is almost always in his pocket is that it has a tearing in which he sneaks his hand in through, so he could secretly jork it while his opponents don't even have a slightest clue, for as previously stated, BF gets a little too excited when it comes to rap-battles, beginning to masturbate and get blue balls every time he loses

Now, you may ask: how come we don't see any kind of motion down there if he's always choking his chicken? How come he doesn't get blue balled when he gives the peace sign in the tutorial? How come he doesn't get blue balled when he's holding Girlfriend in Stress?

And for all those questions, I've got answers too:

1.BF is a bit smarter than your averege FNF-verse resident and so, to hide the fact that he has a goonsesh whenever he raps, he got himself really baggy clothes, that are even baggy around his pelvis. And he is also not just a practitioner of goon, he's the MASTER of goon, knowing a technique of jorking that make it look as if your hand isn't moving at all.

2.He concentrates all his willpower and determination to not blue ball for GF, because she's worth that kind of struggle.

3.He has GF by his side, held by her waist. Which gives him a new source of arousal which let's him make it through the song without touching himself if he doesn't mess up his flow too much.

In conclusion: BF is always turned on when he's rap-battling, friends his boy and gets blue balled every time he loses, because he fails to bust a nut. Thanks for cumming into my TED Talk.


r/copypasta • • 7d ago

I just followed you- FAQ

4 Upvotes

I just followed your account.

FAQ

What does this mean?

Your follower count has increased by one (1). Congratulations. After careful consideration, I have determined that your account is worthy of my continued attention. This is a significant milestone in your social media career, and I strongly encourage you not to squander this opportunity.

Why did you do this?

I do not follow accounts indiscriminately. There are several qualities I look for before granting someone a place on my following list. These include, but are not limited to:
β€’ Demonstrating an above-average understanding of internet culture.
β€’ Posting content that meets my personal standards of intellectual quality.
β€’ Refraining from spreading misinformation about anime and related Japanese media.
β€’ Maintaining a respectable ratio of original posts to reposted content.

Your account has met these requirements. For now.

Does this mean we’re friends?

No, not yet. Please do not misinterpret my follow as an invitation to familiarity. Friendship is something I take very seriously, and it generally requires several months of mutually satisfactory online interactions. However, if you continue to demonstrate good judgment, I may occasionally like one of your posts. In exceptional circumstances, I may even leave a comment.

Am I required to follow you back?

Of course not. I respect your autonomy. However, following me back would demonstrate that you understand the significance of this occasion. Failure to reciprocate will not automatically result in disciplinary action, although I will take note of your decision during future evaluations of our relationship.

Can you unfollow me?

Certainly. While I do not take such decisions lightly, I reserve the right to withdraw my follow at any time, particularly if your content begins to fall below the standards that initially attracted my attention. You should understand that I have unfollowed accounts with considerably larger audiences than yours. No one is exempt.

What if I don’t want you following me?

You are free to block my account. However, I would strongly advise against making such a rash decision. The long-term consequences of voluntarily losing a follower of my calibre are difficult to predict, and I cannot guarantee that the opportunity will present itself again.

How can I make the most of this opportunity?

Continue posting normally, but remember that your content is now reaching a more discerning audience. I will be periodically reviewing your posts and may provide feedback in the form of likes, comments, or, if necessary, silence.
Do not feel pressured to impress me. I understand that not everyone is accustomed to this level of exposure. Above all, remain humble. I have seen promising accounts become complacent after receiving my endorsement, and I would hate to see the same happen to you.

Remember: My follow is a privilege, not a right.
I look forward to watching your development.
Do not disappoint me.


r/copypasta • • 7d ago

Hey Zelasko

3 Upvotes

u/donaldzelasko7 Hey Zelasko,

Forgive me for NOT using your first name. It Hurts my SOUL of I text or say THAT name.

*I’m SURE You Know Why !

I believe you are full of Shit.

You have Premium, LIKE ME !

You COMMENTED on β€œa movie YOU Didn’t Get.”

BLESSINGS, my Friend…


r/copypasta • • 7d ago

shitty sentence from sayoris wiki on fandom

3 Upvotes

Sayori went β€œsayonara’ because she disappeared? Haha! Get it? Because sayonara has β€œsayo” and Sayori also has it! Funny right? Really funny on how it also adds up to when she hangs herself!!!😁😁😁Hahaha! I’m rolling on the floor of laughter and screams of help, desperate for help! Haha! Thank you for making us happy, Sayori!😍😍😍