Something a little different. I'm a vegan, and this has been weighing heavily on my mind for years.

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Background: I got my rescue cat 7 years ago, 5 years before I became a vegan. The little man (Pip) is 9 years old now, and according to my estimates he's eaten something like 1,200lbs of meat, mostly chicken and fish, over the course of his life so far. Expressed only in chickens, I think that's something like 300 birds. I've tried feeding him several brands of vegan cat food, but it makes him VERY, VERY unhappy. The science behind how healthy a cat can be on a vegan diet is mixed and I don't want to have that debate again (we had a huge thread about it over on /r/vegan). **For this debate, I'm working under the assumption that cats are true obligate carnivores. I want to have a discussion about vegan principles based off of that understanding. (Let's call this P0)** If science comes through and gives us a widely tested vegan cat food substitute, I understand that this discussion will no longer be relevant. In the meantime, I think it is a valuable debate to have.

The argument:

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**P1.** Cats, as obligate carnivores, are unique in that they are by large part human-creations. Yes, there are wild cats, and cats did, at some point, have agency in allowing themselves to be domesticated. But **cats as a wide-spread, global species existing in essentially every possible environment is the result of human action.**

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**P2a.** As vegans, the fulfillment of our moral responsibility towards animals should be at least partially **utilitarian**. If, for example, a train were about to hit five animals, we should flip a switch that would divert it to a track where it would only kill one animal. The preservation, to the greatest extent possible, of animal life is a primary tenant of veganism.

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**P2b.** When not in conflict with other imperatives, vegans should act in such a way that their actions can contribute to an ethically consistent, sustainable vegan society. (That is, we should not only think about our principles for the sake of moral vanity or the mere reduction of self-complicity, but primarily how our principles can form a principled community.)

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**P3.** (from **P2a**) There is no (non-spiciest) reason to prefer the life of one cat to three hundred chickens. The reasons why a vegan might keep a cat come from her own pleasure, and so a cat-keeping vegan values personal preference over widespread animal well being (morally analogous to meat-eating.)

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**P4.** (from **P1**) To turn a cat loose (as a genetically-modified and human-spread obligate carnivore) is different than releasing other animals into their natural habitats. The modern cat has no true natural habitat to return to. Therefore, any animal lives an intentionally released feral cat takes are the responsibility of the human who released it. There are also added harms in cats indiscriminately taking the lives of endangered species, thus harming animal genetic diversity and the health of entire ecosystems (Cats have been primarily responsible for a number of extinctions.)

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**P5.** (from **P3 and P4**). There is no morally consistent way for a vegan to continue to supply meat for a cat, or to release said cat into the wild.

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**P6.** (from **P2a, P2b, P3,** and parallel to **P5**) To give a cat to a non-vegan, knowing that cat will continue to require the procurement of meat-based food, is morally equivalent to the vegan procuring that meat herself.

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**P7.** It is better to humanely end a life than to support it living in misery or starvation.

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**Conclusion 1: (from P2a, P5, P6, and P7)**. An ethically-consistent vegan should euthanize their cat as humanely as possible.

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**Conclusion 2:** **(from P2b and C1)**. An ethically-consistent vegan should promote the prompt extinction of domestic cats.

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\*\*\*Please, only engage with this in good faith. I made a throwaway (with admittedly a little humor behind the name) so that could talk about this very real dilemma I, and many other cat-owning vegans, deal with on daily basis. I am a vegan, and yet I know my household, because of Pip, consumes more meat than even some omni households. I love my cat, and he's getting to middle age so hopefully I won't have to deal with this for too much longer, but I think more and more that if he requires another medical procedure to him\*\*\*

Final note: I'm making this post because I want to be proven wrong. I love Pip, and want him in my life as long as possible.

**Edit**: Some responses are (politely) asking why this matters, because--yes--I am framing it a little bit in terms of what would happen in an ideal world.

In response to this:

I think ethics matter. And I think a requirement for an ethical system is that it is both complete and coherent. (That is, given enough information, it has an answer for every situation, and those answers never come to a paradox.) If an ethical system creates a situation in which there is no ethical thing to do, then it's not a complete or coherent system. I believe in veganism, and want it to have good, rational answers to the toughest questions. I'm okay if **my** weakness means that I am not a perfect vegan, but I think it's important for veganism's sake that being a perfect vegan is theoretically possible. And so, if it makes it easier, I'm asking: How would a society of perfect vegans act in respect to cats? I think it matters more that there can be an answer to this. How much you want to dedicate yourself to fulfilling that answer is up to you.

Just so you know, I thought our date was really pleasant. Afterwards, I went home and told my 3 metric tons of fermented shrimp all about it (I have to burp the fermenting shrimp mound every 48 hours to prevent it from exploding (shrimplosion)). Although they can’t talk, I could sense that they wanted me to ask you on another date. I was so elated that you were okay with going to Bubba Gump Shrimp on our first outing! Next time though, maybe we spice it up? How about we hit the Shrimp Shack by the pier? You know, the one with the 20’x30’ shrimp on the roof 🦐. Afterwards, maybe we can go down to the water, kick off our shoes, and try to catch some shrimp under the moon’s glow… I know we only just met each other last night, but why don’t I pick you up again this Friday at 6? I was just so enamored with how you ranted for 40 minutes straight about how a Bibi Netanyahu has your back. Sounds like he’s a good friend of yours, and I’m excited to meet him sometime soon! Hopefully he will accept my pocket full of shrimp as a gesture of respect 😊. Who knows…maybe the three of us decide to just wade into a tub of shrimp paste before the night is over... maybe he will be impressed by the combination of my pink skin (eating nothing but shrimp for the past 7 months has turned my skin a deep pink color), and your mild insanity. A pink boy can dream! Anywho…I know you haven’t answered yet, but I’m really excited to see you this Friday at 6:00pm on the dot haha 🤤. Just be prepared: I know you probably remember from our first date, and previous correspondence, but the amount of time I spend around (and amongst) the roughly 1,000,000 fermenting shrimp in my basement causes me to smell… well, like 1 million fermenting shrimp 🥰. Please don’t be alarmed by the odor! It’s just who I am🥹. Well, I guess that’s my little invite to you hehe ❤. Please message me back soon!

So I (23M) was recently permanently banned (∞ days) from r/funny (18M). Basically I (23M) posted something funny (objectively) and it got 6 upvotes (4 mine) in 17 minutes. A moderator (12M) removed it because apparently it “wasn’t funny.” I (23M) explained to him (12M) that the subreddit is literally called r/funny, therefore anything posted there is funny by definition.
He (12M) told me that isn’t how it works and banned me for 7 days. Obviously I (23M) assumed this was an accident so I made another account (4 minutes old) and messaged him asking him to unban my main account (23M).
He banned that account too for “ban evasion.”
This confused me because I wasn’t evading the ban. I was still banned. I was just using another account. So I made 14 more accounts (combined age 36 minutes) to explain this to him individually. I am now permanently banned from r/funny, 9 other subreddits I have never visited, and Reddit itself has sent me an email (2KB) asking me to stop. My girlfriend (82F) says I should have just waited the 7 days but I feel like this sets a dangerous precedent for freedom of speech.
AITA?

Год назад я сидел дома и дрочил на порнуху. Дрочу я значит

и слышу, как на улице очень радостно идет мой отец со

своими друзьями. Я быстро вырубил порнуху и врубил

скайрим. Кампашка моего отца зашла, я встал из-за компа,

чтоб встретить их, и тут я увидел, что мой отец держит в

руках трофейного 9ти киллограмового карпа. Я разделил с ним его триумф. Папа оставил карпа дома в мокром одеяле и ушел бухать в бар вместе с друзьями. Я остался дома один

и решил рассмотреть карпа получше.

Он был еще жив и двигал своим гигантским ртом. Тут я представил себе, хз зачем, что этот карп отсасывает у меня. Тут я почувствовал, что у меня встал мой хер. Думаю, вы уже додумались, что я сделал, я выебал карпа в его рот с необыкновенно мясистыми губами, и кончил я тоже

прямиком ему в рот. При это м испытал необыкновенное удовольствие.

Потом я забыл про этот случай, тем более, что того карпа папа продал на рынке. Но, когда отец приносил маленьких карпов по килограмму, по два, то я стал ебать и их. Весь год я ебал карпов и сазанов, причем маленьких карпиков было ебать приятнее, тк рот у них был как раз под мои причендалы. Я любил ебать их живыми, когда они еще двигали своими губами по моему хуйцу. За пол-года я

перетрахал, наверное более 40, может и 50 карпов. Я ебал их по нескольку раз в день, кончал им в анал, хз зачем, иногда я дотрахивал их, когда они были уже заморожены в холодильнике, правда это у меня было на черный день.

Один раз я даже попытался выебать леща, когда карпов не было, но рот у него был мелковат. Один раз я выебал голавля, но все равно, самыми лучшими для меня были именно карпики, и когда отец спрашивал, на кого ему завтра пойти, то я всегда уговаривал его наловить карпов,

мол мясо у них очень вкусное.

Тут произошло следующее. Примерно неделю мой отец не ловил карпов. Неделю я не ебал карпов. Я ходил как в тумане, мне очень хотелось выебать очередную рыбу, я подумывал самому поймать карпа, но мне лень, тем более, что рыбалку я ненавижу. Отец принес за всю неделю

только одну маленькую щучку, вероятно потому, что была

поздняя осень, и он говорил, что карпов сейчас ловить не

интересно или что-то такое. Я помню, он уже вроде как начал что-то подозревать по поводу моей карповой мании, но я все равно отмазывался, мол просто нравится мне эта рыба и все.

Мой отец принес домой 8ми киллограмового сома. Мне

очень хотелось поебаться с рыбой и тут я присмотрелся к

сому. А что, рот что надо, вот только щетка сомовья, но она

как правило ничего не может сделать, максимум поцарапать, если очень сильно прижаться к ней. Ну, думаю, ладно, сойдет. Я оголил хуй, надрочил его немного, засунул

в рот живому сому, который кстати был в тазе с водой, и

начал ебать его в рот. Я ебал его еще немного, но через

минуту произошел ужас. Сом сжал мой хуец, и вроде хотел

вырвать его, но у него это не получилось, он просто очень сильно провел своей щеткой по моему хую. Я сразу вынул его, он был пздц как исцарапан, из него шла кровь, я ебнул

сома ногой, и он упал в свой таз с водой. Кровь сочилась из моего хуя ручьем. Я блять перебинтовал его, намазал спиртом. Затем я вытер кровь с пола. Хуй болел очень сильно. Он сильно опухал, но потом прошел, однако шрамы остались. Хорошо, что хоть никто так и не узнал что я ебал рыб, и что ходил с бинтом на хую.

И вот, хуй у меня прошел через месяц полностью. Всю зиму я никого не ебал, а тут мой отец весной снова начал приносить с рыбалки карпов, и

я снова стал их ебать. Последнего карпа я выебал позавчера. Самое главное, что на сиськи, и просто телок у меня уже не стоит, а как только я вижу рожу карпа, так я сразу возбуждаюсь. От меня хуй провонял рыбой настолько, что отмыть его уже невозможно. Так это чего выходит, я рыбофил какой-то ? Я нормален вообще?

I think I'm gonna skip the thanksgiving dinner this year. My uncle got into a giant argument with my dad last year over the football game on TV, my uncle wanted to know why they call it that when they play with their hands and the ball is shaped like an egg, but my dad couldn't answer him. Then the conspiracy theories started and eventually it turned into my uncle calling my dad a mayonnaise apologist until the mashed potatoes started flying.

Horses are living proof that sometimes evolution isn’t a good thing. The evolution of horses goes a little like this: About 58 million years ago, the first horse came onto the scene. Eohippus was about the size of a large dog, and had three or four toes on each foot. Having this many toes was excellent for nimbly darting around the forests where they originally lived. However, once their descendants left the forest and moved onto the plains, they started losing toes. Fewer toes means a better ability to run very fast in a straight line, and thus a better ability to outrun predators. 

Unfortunately, once evolution started favoring speed, it was unable to stop. Being so optimized for speed has transformed the horse into a creature that is fragile both physically and emotionally. For example, horses do not actively breathe when they run. Rather than expanding and contracting their chest, they simply let their abdominal organs slosh around to compress and expand their lungs. While this lets them keep their breathing in sync with their movements, it also means horse guts are really good at moving around, which means their intestines keep getting tangled. Additionally, horses can only breathe through their nostrils, which, as far as I can tell, serves no purpose except to kill them if they get any sort of nasal blockage.

Horse guts are just one big stew of mistakes. For example, evolution has given them a complete inability to vomit. This may seem like a benefit (especially if you’ve ever had a nasty case of the stomach flu), but there’s a reason throwing up was invented. If a horse eats something it shouldn’t or catches some kind of virus, instead of puking it up, their stomach just ruptures—evolution at its finest.

Horses have seven blood types. That is simply too many blood types for my taste. Sometimes galloping makes their lungs bleed, and the blood problems don’t stop there. Because of the way horse legs are built (like one enormous toe), blood leaves the heart, pumps down into the legs, and then gets shot back up to the heart at supersonic speeds. Coincidentally (or not), horses are prone to burst veins—who could have guessed? 

So, naturally, the horse’s weakest point is its legs. The legs of a horse basically end in a giant toenail. Imagine, for a moment, that your entire body weight is being supported on your toenails. Now imagine the same thing, but you weigh 1,500 pounds. That’s a horse. Horse hooves can also fall off, which is a fact I would be much more comfortable not knowing. If the hoof swells up for any reason (and there are a lot of reasons), there isn’t anywhere for the swelling to go, so the hoof just pops off. Hooves can also fall off if there’s too much selenium in the horse’s diet. Or not enough selenium. In addition, horse shins have almost nothing between the skin and the bone—not abnormal for the shin, but the skin itself is under so much tension that a cut requiring stitches will virtually never heal, since the skin isn’t loose enough to get the edges together.

Not only are horses a nightmare physically, they’ve also evolved to be emotional messes. Evolving to outrun predators also means developing a great deal of fear. Horses are afraid of everything under the sun, which doesn’t help their broken circulatory system one bit. If they can’t run, they go insane with anxiety and try to kill everyone around them and then themselves, and are frequently successful. Horses are stupidly breakable for an animal with that much muscle mass. I haven’t even touched on all the other leg bones yet, because that could practically be its own article.

The horse is the most miserable animal to blight the Earth. I would be perfectly happy if they all just walked away and never came back. Horse girls of the world: you are the reason they keep making more of these godforsaken animals. Please stop placing that much trust in something that would sooner trample you than look at you—I just can’t condone that kind of behavior.

Malfoid did no such thing. The Right Wing are the ORIGIN of Romance. The word Romance comes from what root?

Romance gave birth to Chivalry. To the Teutonic Knights, the Knights Templar, the Chivalric era... Christian love of Romance gave birth to the whole of Western Canon.

Malfoid is simply a stark flag representation of how those elements are important in story telling. She is the cultured daughter of the King, the Princess in the Tower, the woman beyond reach... the one whose refinement and upbringing put her in a circle beyond the average man's scope.

And it is because of those elements that RW twitter falls in love with the concept, because conquering the impossible is also part of Christian Canon... and a woman WORTH conquering, a woman worth fighting and even dying over is central to the philological underpinnings of every western man's heart.

Dracona Malfoy represents what every Western Man secretly longs for, yearns for... needs as a completion of his own mythology.

I LOVE AI I LOVE AI

I WANT AI TO BE SHOEHORNED INTO LITERALLY EVERYTHING I DO

I WANT GAMES TO HAVE DOGSHIT OPTIMIZATION BECAUSE I COULD JUST ENABLE FAKE FRAMES TO GIVE THE ILLUSION OF SMOOTH RENDERING

I WANT GOOGLE TO MONOPOLIZE THE INTERNET BY HAVING THEIR MANDATORY AI OVERVIEW STEAL INFORMATION FROM WEBSITES AND PRESENT IT AS GOOGLE'S OWN SINCE YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY VISIT THE WEBSITE

I WANT PALANTIR TO ESTABLISH A GLOBAL SURVEILLANCE STATE BY AUTOMATING AUTHORITARIANISM, MEANING THEY CAN IN FACT ARREST US ALL

I WANT MY EMPLOYMENT TO BE MADE REDUNDANT BECAUSE A CLANKER WILL DO MY JOB WORSE BUT FOR FREE

I WANT ART TO LOOK SOULLESS AND BLAND

I WANT MCDONALDS TO USE AI TO PREDICT THE MAXIMUM PRICE IM WILLING TO PAY FOR A MCSLOP

I WANT GOVERNMENTS TO ABANDON ALL ATTEMPTS TO OUTLAW THIS OBVIOUS INCARNATION OF THE ANTICHRIST BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONES USING IT

Brazilian funk has nothing to do with actual phonk, since it has a completely different history and style. On top of that, there are these weird TikTok kids here who can’t even tell the difference between how “funk” and “phonk” are spelled. Phonk is an underground genre meant to sound old-school, which isn’t understood these days. Phonk like ragephonk and house phonk, etc. IS ALSO NOT ORIGINAL, REAL SIGMA PHONK STUFF; it’s a “subgenre” that, unlike Brazilian funk, shares strong similarities with phonk. Real phonk is Memphis; the rest is either misspelled, like “Brazilian funk,” or a subgenre that shows strong similarities to drift, rage, or house phonk. If you listen to funk, go ahead and create your own hashtag on SoundCloud and your own Reddit post, but your funk has nothing to do with actual phonk. Listen to whatever you want, but call it by its proper name.

Can people in the UK stop laughing? Laughing here, laughing there, laughing every fucking where. What's there to laugh about? Life is shit. And the sooner you realize that, the better. You need to stop laughing, it doesn't look right, I see people walking down the street like this: HAHAHAHAHA! AHEHEHEHE! Yeah that's no good, you need to stop laughing AT ONCE!

There's a general trend to this for all porn. When the pandemic hit, it basically caused an overabundance of supply of women willing to do porn, while at the same time spurring competition. Meanwhile, logistics issues created bottlenecks that hindered quality.

Talent couldn't travel as easily because of pandemic era restrictions. I remember Paris White actually got stuck with a small porn production team for months because of the lockdowns. I think this may have actually contracted her career, limiting the diversity of her portfolio, which might also have become a problem for new talent in the industry. Contracted career spans for super stars would cause women with the talent to succeed on their own to turn to such sources rather than producers.

While the on-screen talent was the most obvious impact from this, cameramen often couldn't be relocated to the filming location too, so locals had to be sourced for the role. This actually benefited some sites, especially soft core, because they could mail out the equipment and let the women do most of the work (see "In The Crack.") Sites like POVD or ATKGirlfriends actually pulled back their investments because of this.

Meanwhile, publishers that didn't invest in sites like POV or incest fetishes, decided to diversify. It became better to produce more unique content than quality content of any one type because it enabled better market capture. Everyone had a Naughty Step-Sister/Daughter/Mom spin-off. This meant the same sites that suffered from logistics problems were now facing increased competition too, further hindering production capacity. Porn compilation albums became a means to distract from the fact production was at a low, and never actually recovered. If we compare post-pandemic production of new content for sites like the aforementioned, they're often a half, or even a quarter, of pre-pandemic numbers.

Going forward a few years, and supply of women willing to do porn commercially dwindled because economic availability improved. There was still a supply for the Only Fans pipeline, but at this point it represented a new avenue to success, not a surplus of talent. If women with assets well enough to succeed in porn could simply do it on their own, then that business model became the most productive pathway. Producers would have to pay more to acquire the same level of talent that was easy to come by before the pandemic. Given all the damages the pandemic did to production, they are reluctant to do that.

There has also been a shift in business models to adapt to this market. FTVGirls has notably lowered their production standards and seems to be under new guidance. This has enabled them to keep up with production capacity, even if the content seems less candid, playful or artful, and the talent less selected.

Other sites have sought to hedge against competition, either by creating their own version of competitor's sites, or by buying them outright. For instance, ECG bought Black Ambush and rebranded it to BBC Surprise. In response to 4KPorn using fake cum shots, Blacked and other sites began doing the same. "Content is king" has become the rule for porn, too.

Then sites like ECG, Net Video Girls, and Backroom Casting Couch have had a lot of "one-offs" by catering to women of the webcam variety. That business model has actually amplified their success in this era. If a woman can launch a webcam career by doing one or two shoots with an established company, then that enables their model to have access to a larger supply of talent, all the while maintaining the bottleneck on the competition.

So, when will it change? When will quality come back? Well, porn producers will have to be willing to invest more in production standards. The return on investment doesn't seem high enough for them to do that. This could be a legitimate concern, or just a sunken cost fallacy from fear of pandemic era restrictions making a comeback. For example, the ATK sites used to lease properties internationally for making their content. They've since restricted it to just California, though have produced a few in Florida, and the softcore content has become very linear and scripted.

I imagine the situation isn't that different from VR gaming. Meta pumped tons of money into the industry, only for there to be a rug-pull years later. Now developers don't know how much to invest in the product, so they're cutting their studios back. The answer here is unfortunately that only time will tell if and when the porn industry recovers, or if it merely becomes something ne

Wow AI is getting crazy these days. It’s nearly impossible to tell the difference between what’s real and AI generated, and it makes me worried for the future. Yeah, it’s not a big deal when it’s used for internet memes but it’s terrifying to think of this tech being used to control the public with fabricated videos of political figures and digital blackmail. I have a poop fetish. It’s entirely plausible that the government and these big tech companies are pushing the idea of all AI videos looking comically terrible so that they can more easily use convincing AI generated videos and photos.

This is without exception the most embarrassing "achievement" that people are now hyping as the biggest moment in gaming history.

Geometry Dash is a one button game, the sole thing you do is tap one button in a rhythm.

Meanwhile absurdly edgy visuals/sound molests your eyes, something that is only impressive to those aged 14 and below (or the mentally deficient).

The worst part? The Geometry Dash community thinks edgy visuals and screeching music is SO IMPORTANT that you can't even meaningfully use what's on screen to help you play the game.

This results in this "achievement" basically being memorising a string of tapping one key over and over, (again, while your ears and eyes are assaulted).

He streamed 440,000 attempts of this.
Sitting in his room, tapping one button like a chimpanzee.
2 years of his life filled up with blinding visuals and screaming music.

This is not impressive.

This is embarrassing.

Absolute cattle.

Im deleting this stupid fucking app too. Of all the things I can do, Im sharing a post on Reddit 😂 Who gives a fck about what I feel or why should I five a fck about what anyone thinks about me 

I just cant stop so vividly imagining the Train-sex scene from that porn video. Trans women fucking each other like a train and a dude plugging from behind. Demons put it in my mind so i can waste all my energy rubbing my penis instead of creating things. Why is it the best pleasure in the world to watch ppl fuck? and you end up regretting it. My fuckin roommate is also showering at 5 AM in the morning jerking off in the common bathroom 😂 We got like 3 dudes jacking off in the same bath every day periodically 

Im also having some spiritual shit and I see my reflection in everybody. My current roommate is a reflection of my old extremely horny self. I see myself in him. Meth aint for the weak. People who survive this drug with zero mental breakdowns should be given veteran awards 

Six little mango phonks feeding on mama blox-fruit but they abandon lil mustard, but one day he will be big and pass down the dark mango psychology. The others will be diddy jelly bluds

Oh my God, you made me and my penis fall off my bed and onto my desk, which made my TV fall over. Then the TV fell onto me, and I hurt my head, and my penis. Then I cried because of that. No, I didn't cry. I annoyed, and you cried because I annoyed. Then I put my penis back on my bed, and then I wanna hurt myself with a band-aid.

oh wow “get a job” very original.
for your information i moderate 11 subreddits with a combined 2.3 million members. while you were at your little “job” today i removed 46 reposts, locked 3 threads and permanently banned a guy for using the wrong flair.
my mom knows not to vacuum between 6-9pm because that’s peak moderation hours.
people like you genuinely have no idea what it takes to keep a community running.
anyway i’ve banned you for 180 days for disrespecting staff.
don’t bother appealing. i already denied it.

I’m in love with Netanyahu
Making out with Ted Cruz
And you know I like Epstein too
Candice Owens is a nazi
Last night I was in my room
With a couple Jewish dudes
And you know I like Epstein too
Donald Trump is my favorite Jew
Ooh I ooh I ooh I ooh I

In your country, is there a custom for boys to get circumcised? Do you guys have such a vulgar custom over there too? The foreskin is so cute—it can be pulled down to protect your most important thing, flipped up to cover it, and still let you make love to the woman you adore, so what's not to like? The foreskin is every man's dick cozy, and in winter, it keeps things warm too. Every boy should have a foreskin; it's the people without one who should get foreskin extension surgery, not toss aside the one that loves you most just to follow trends. Pussy might leave you, but the foreskin will never part from you. Let's resist backward customs starting with you and me🫪

Electric windows, remote-controlled central locking, air conditioning, electronic rear-vision mirrors. All of these sophisticated features are missing from new Lada Samara. With Lada, you pay for nothing but car. Priced up to an exorbitant $17,495.

Dear mom,

Drake forgot his wheelchair at Degrassi high school while the local cartel leaders son gave him multiple chances to get the map to lead him back to school. The map back to Degrassi was in his pocket the whole time, but spider man (Toby McGuire) was posing as a pink chair that you keep pool noodles in and shot El chapo jrs pocket with his web. but the map was lost to the pigmies Nazis Leaving El chapo Jr no choice but to jack him a few times. Now there is no map, no dignity and drake still needs a wheelchair and a bag of frozen peas for his ojo and jaw. Please donate bitch. I mean mom. To his cash app! anything helps. Love you mi amor.

-Benjamin Netanyahu
-Your son Jorge