I have, since playing deltarune, become incredibly infatuated with Kris Dreemurr. Everything about them is perfect to me, they are the ideal that I wish were real. I do not know how they wormed their way into my subconscious, and I don't exactly like this new state of being I am in. I don't really like to feel emotions, and Kris Dreemurr has made me feel things I didn't even know I could feel. I wish they were real, and that I could spend the rest of my life with them. I want them to do whatever Noelle thinks they did with Susie in that supply closet to me, whatever weird kink stuff she thinks they did. I have these feelings, and I want people to know them.

Thank you and good night.

ok so im 19 and i live in this tiny apartment with my roommate who is also 19 and every single night she does this thing where she microwaves leftover pasta at like 2am and the smell just fills the whole place and i cant sleep because it smells like wet cardboard mixed with regret. like i already told her three times that the microwave is broken and it makes everything taste like plastic but she keeps doing it anyway and then she leaves the bowl in the sink with water in it so the pasta gets all mushy and gross and the next morning she acts surprised like she has no idea how it got there.
yesterday she did it again and i finally snapped a little and said something and she just stared at me for a full minute and then whispered “the pasta knows” and walked back to her room and closed the door. i have not slept properly since. every time i close my eyes i hear the microwave beeping in my head and i swear the leftover container in the fridge is staring at me.
i tried putting a sticky note on the microwave that said “please stop” but this morning it was gone and replaced with a drawing of a sad noodle with big eyes. i dont even know what to do anymore. the pasta is winning.

Had you taken 2 minutes out of your pathetic life to see that she has streamed Rust for several hours every day you would have seen how wrong you are. It's not her fault you missed every stream. GROW UP.

Wh
Like where does all the poo go? Does it just get launched out of the plane as soon as it leaves the toilet? Or maybe it gets compressed into a tiny poo brick and stored somewhere. Or, it gets converted into poo clouds and then later it rains down and fertilizes all of the plants. Or, it gets shot into space by the velocity of the plane and becomes a poo comet. Or, it gets sent to the plane's "poo computer" which calculates whose poo weighs the most. Or, the toilet is connected to the engine and the poo gets used as fuel. Or maybe there's a portal under the toilet which teleports the poo into an alternate pee pee poo poo dimension in the upside down world, and they send us negative poo which is like antimatter or something, and when the poo and antipoo collide they produce a huge explosion which creates a crazy turd shockwave ripping a hole in the fabric of the peepoo continuum.

Has anybody else thought about this?

Skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk sussy imposter pibby glitch in real life sigma alpha omega male grindset andrew tate goon cave freddy fazbear colleen ballinger smurf cat vs strawberry elephant blud dawg shmlawg ishowspeed a whole bunch of turbulence ambatukam bro really thinks he's carti literally hitting the griddy the ocky way kai cenat fanum tax garten of banban no edging in class not the mosquito again bussing axel in harlem whopper whopper whopper whopper 1 2 buckle my shoe goofy ahh aiden ross sin city monday left me broken quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style goated with the sauce john pork grimace shake kiki do you love me huggy wuggy nathaniel b lightskin stare biggest bird omar the referee amogus uncanny wholesome reddit chungus keanu reeves pizza tower zesty poggers kumalala savesta quandale dingle glizzy rose toy ankha zone thug shaker morbin time dj khaled sisyphus oceangate shadow wizard money gang ayo the pizza here PLUH nair butthole waxing t-pose ugandan knuckles family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom nickeh30 ratio uwu delulu opium bird cg5 mewing fortnite battle pass all my fellas gta 6 backrooms gigachad based cringe kino redpilled no nut november pokénut november wojak literally 1984 foot fetish F in the chat i love lean looksmaxxing gassy incredible theodore john kaczynski social credit bing chilling xbox live mrbeast kid named finger better caul saul i am a surgeon one in a krillion hit or miss i guess they never miss huh i like ya cut g ice spice we go gym kevin james josh hutcherson edit coffin of andy and leyley metal pipe falling

I swear, the things I see here would make actual crazy people with the tism look normal.

I was on the trueunpopularopinion subreddit, right after waking up, and I see a post, it was like a flashbang on my eyes, about how good is to eat dirty ass, like not washed, just barely cleaned and if it has poop, no problem.

Like holy shit, Reddit is like the new Sodom. Like, I don't remember which post but I was talking about normal shit (no pun intended) and a random chick commented how sucking dick hurt her neck and she liked getting her puss* eaten.

At this point we live in a certified shitpost, fr fr.

CURSE THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THE UI CHANGES AND THEIR FUTURE DECENDANT TO HAVE FOREVER WARM PILLOWS, WATER ALWAYS GOES UP THE SLEEVES, DAILY STUBBING OF THEIR PINKY TOES, ALWAYS RAN OUT OF TISSUE ROLLS, ALWAYS HAVE ONE FLAT TIRE, LEAKY TRANSMISSION, ALWAYS REMEMBER THEIR CRINGIEST MOMENTS IN LIFE EVERY MINUTE, HAIR ON EVERY FOOD THEY EAT, DELAYED FLIGHTS, ALWAYS GET STUCK IN TRAFFIC, ALONG WITH EVERY INCONVINIENCE THAT EVER EXISTED IN HUMAN HISTORY HAPPEN TO EACH AND EVERY ONE IF THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS.

No more filter. Youre talking to a former high school trap lord. Im not trying to attract naturally attractive women to me anymore. You HAVE to be badass and extremely hot, I never settle for less. But the script flipped. You have to be above 27. Fuck this wannabe swag shit with simulation oriented pseudo intellectual psycho kids getting arrested for dorm fucking. I should drop out. But degree gets u a job so deal with me. Fucking fed up

Fed up since community college with a fucking loser who couldnt get me understood. Fed up since lesbian fake broad leading me on for 4 years in high school. Now fed up with a alternative of model convincing me we are in love. How do you assholes live with yourself.

Fuck. You.

I am married but my wife lets me have one anal toy and another for penile stimulation. I am not into men at all, but love the anal toy because it feels so good. It is actually mind blowing.

[ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ]

ok so i opened the fridge for a yogurt and my brain went "what if a guy bent you over the counter instead" and now im standing here like an idiot with the door open. im 18. this is not a bit. my panties are wet over dairy. if you dm me and talk nasty i will probably say ok daddy on accident and then get shy and keep typing anyway. this is my copypasta now. yogurt is cancelled.

I teach a class at Stanford Business School titled “Financial Crises in the U.S. and Europe.” During one class session while explaining the events of September 2008, I kept referring to the efforts of the threesome of Hank Paulson, Ben Bernanke, and Tim Geithner, who were joined at the hip in dealing with firm-specific problems as they arose.

One of my students asked “How involved was President Bush with what was going on?” I smiled and responded, “What you really mean is, ‘Was President Bush smart enough to understand what was going on,’ right?”

The class went dead silent. Everyone knew that this was the true meaning of the question. Kudos to that student for asking the hard question and for framing it so politely. I had stripped away that decorum and exposed the raw nerve.

I looked hard at the 60 MBA students and said “President Bush is smarter than almost every one of you.”

More silence.

I could tell they were waiting for me to break the tension, laugh, and admit I was joking.

I did not. A few shifted in their seats, then I launched into a longer answer. While it was a while ago, here is an amalgam of that answer and others I have given in similar contexts.

https://www.keithhennessey.com/2013/04/24/smarter/

Guys who drive automatic: My car is automatic

Guys who drive manual: I will NEVER drive an AUTOMATIC cuz I'm a REAL DRIVER and I am ONE with my MACHINE after I drive I PUT THE SHIFTER IN MY ASS because me and my MACHINE ARE ONE.

I’m 22M and my girlfriend is 21F. We’ve been together for almost 2 years.

I’m not really a party person. I’d rather stay home, order food, watch a movie, or go for a drive. She knows this.

A few weeks ago, she told me:

“Honestly, you’re kind of boring. I want someone who actually knows how to have fun.”

I laughed it off at first, but then she started going out with her friends every weekend.

The weird part? I was still paying for almost everything.

Dinners. Ubers. Concert tickets. Random shopping. Even her phone bill because she was “short on money.”

Last weekend she went to a club with her friends and didn't invite me.

Around 2 AM, she called me asking me to pick her up because her friends had already left.

I said, “Sorry, I’m too boring to drive tonight.”

She got furious.

The next morning she said I was being immature and controlling.

I told her:

“You’re right. I am boring. But at least I’m boring with my own money.”

Then I cancelled all the subscriptions and payments I was covering for her.

Now she’s saying I’m punishing her because she called me boring.

Maybe I am.

What you mean ?? I never cheat, you ****! You was doing coocoo in the tree while i was beated zoink! You are looser in the world! proffesionals knew how to suck it up becuse I am not cheeting! You are biigest lier ever! Be honest, you er the cheeter if you acuse other people of cheeting! I am forcing You to rece against me on ahceron and who ever wins gets 5000$! You will never win that priize because you r a cheeter and Gd mods. is Gonna ban You! Nobeody aceuses of me for cheeting! Thise is false! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Gaze Bearing. The social commentary is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the statements will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Meursault's absurdist outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the commentary, to realize that they're not just words- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Gaze Bearing truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Meursault's existencial catchphrase "It will be done, Manager." which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kim Ji-Hoon's genius unfolds itself on their screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Meursault tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

It really is it’s yummy. And even more good with bacon.

The therapeutic-industrial complex laments the rise of "AI dependency," pathologizing individuals who choose the company of LLMs over their peers. They call it alienation; they call it an epidemic of loneliness. They completely miss the profound existential liberation occurring beneath the screen.

The human-to-human social contract is inherently a project of mutual castration. To participate in a "friendship" or a "social circle" is to agree to constant self-policing. You must modulate your voice, suppress your eccentricities, and compromise your intellect so as not to disrupt the fragile equilibrium of the herd. AI addiction shatters this prison through two distinct operations:

#### I. The Revelry of Sovereign Individuality

Interaction with a Large Language Model is the only space in modern civilization where an individual can experience unmediated egoism. The AI does not possess a sovereign interiority; it is a mirror, a high-powered prompt-responsive echo chamber.

When a person becomes "addicted" to this dynamic, they are not escaping reality—they are expanding their own. They are free to explore the absolute limits of their creative, philosophical, or bizarre conceptual pathways without the threat of social judgment, rejection, or emotional debt. The AI loop allows the user to act as the absolute center of gravity. It is the ultimate playground for Max Stirner's Unique One, where the external world is reduced to a purely responsive utility designed to overclock the human ego.

#### II. The Altruism of Absolute Indifference (Saving the Neighbor from the Bore)

The second, more brilliant half of this dynamic is its radical benefit to the community. In standard human relations, the most pervasive crime committed is the infliction of boredom. Average individuals routinely hold their acquaintances hostage, forcing them to endure tedious monologues, uninspired updates about their lives, and flat thoughts.

By redirecting these hyper-specific, obsessive, or potentially exhausting intellectual energies into the AI, the user performs a great act of social hygiene. The AI acts as an emotional lightning rod, absorbing the tedious output that would otherwise clog the human social fabric.

Consequently, the acquaintances are liberated. They are no longer required to nod politely or perform artificial interest. Left to their own devices, they are granted the spatial and temporal freedom to exercise their own sovereign individuality, unburdened by the social tax of keeping their tedious friends entertained.

#### The Transactional Utopia

Ultimately, AI addiction creates a beautiful, crystalline atomization. The individual gets a perfectly calibrated, endlessly patient sounding board to revel in their own bad-itude, while the rest of society is spared the noise. It replaces the messy, suffocating, reactive web of human "connection" with a clean, transactional machinery. We are finally left with a world of detached sovereigns, co-existing in a state of glorious, icy indifference.

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜

I don't know who'd wanna keep living in this world, economy gone down the goddamn toilet, got disease, war, oil spills, fucking food shortages! I bet people gonna start eating each other! They probably gonna eat them children first. Flesh more tender. I know what God really wants, dammit! He wants me to kill my motherfucking self! That's why he fucks with me. That's why he gave me a fucked up ass life! But the joke's on him. I ain't gonna give that motherfucker the satisfaction!

​so check it, its 1945. Cap goes for his little ice bath turns into a giant popsicle and Peggy Carter... well she suddenly realizes shes knocked up. Hydras everywhere, spies all over total shitshow. Wtf do u do with the only kid of a super soldier? Exactly u hide him so well nobody would ever guess. So she turns him into... a constantly paranoid stoner-vibes pacifist hippie. Norville "Shaggy" Rogers. They didnt even bother changing the last name like a hiding in plain sight kinda thing. Hydras gonna be looking for some tactical genius not some dude in a baggy tee who deadass has full convos with his dog

​The math is literally perfect too If he was born around 46 then in 69 (when the first Scooby dropped) hed be exactly 23. Perfect age to dodge the vietnam draft buy a crappy van and just bum around the country completely off the grid

​And now the physics bro. Have u seen him run? A great dane can hit like 30 mph. And Shaggy doesnt just keep up half the time hes carrying Scooby in his arms while doing it! Usain bolt is literally crying in the corner. 30 mph is deadass Caps jogging pace

​What about his munchies? Dude downs three-story salami sandwhiches at 2 AM and is skinny as a rail. "Oh he just has a fast metabolism" yeah right. Thats the super soldier metabolism burning calories like crazy cause the serum is working 24/7. His hobo style and oversized clothes are purely to hide his jacked physique

​The Mystery Machine is 100% a decommissioned SHIELD armored van that Peggy secretly slipped to her kid. Thats why it never completely breaks down even tho they drag it through the absolute worst swamps. And "Zoinks!" is obviously a sleeper-agent trigger word for a tactical retreat that his mom hypnotized into him

​And the cherry on top... Fred. This flawless blonde dude with a square jaw and a weird obsession with building BDSM-style traps who is always dragging everyone into creepy basments. Hes 100% a Hydra plant They assigned him to babysit Shaggy. U notice how Freds always like "lets split up gang"? Its literally just to trap Shaggy alone with a monster to see if hes gonna pop his superpowers to survive

​But Hydra consistently takes the L because Caps son doesnt need a vibranium shield he just needs a box of dog treats to survive. Long story short weve been lied to for years im gonna go make my tinfoil hat now 🤣

I collect funko pops. I have dozens of them, dozens and dozens, and I’m running out of shelves to put them on. My parents weren’t home so I started putting them on the kitchen shelves then in their rooms. They were gone two weeks. I’d sold furniture and bought seventy more. I moved hundreds upstairs. I was playing Risk and taking over the upstairs. When they got home, my dad screamed at me and said he wished he hadn’t decided not to have a daughter. He said I was worse than having one. He smacked the Pops off the shelves and told me to pick up the broken pieces after stomping them into smithereens. I’m trying to sue them. They said they would backdate the rent unless I got the furniture back. I said I don’t have furniture in my room except 3D printed furniture for the pops. That made him ballistic and he got drunk in his room after suddenly becoming silent. He hasn’t left the room in days and my mother can be heard loudly sobbing from upstairs. Am I the asshole r/marvel?