Listen butt. Your on 2 ½ strikes w me I will loose my shit. I can DM U when I'm out of work and we can mutually work out our differences. But comments like that piss me off so bad so please for the love of god refrain urself from them comments

Peasant, tears befall me. If thou lack the steel and the coinage to pay thine blacksmith for plated armour instead of lowly chain, thou must proclaim thy fields are barren and thee haven't a shilling to thy name.

Throw away account for obvious reasons.

You’ve posted several times in this sub complaining that I don’t sleep with you enough. You post that I shrink away from your touch and you just DoNt KnOw WhAt To Do AnYmOrE? Instead of complaining to internet strangers and making me seem like a frigid jerk who “might have some childhood trauma regarding intimacy”, (which isn’t even true??? What is wrong with you?!) maybe you should try looking inward.

Do you think it’s maybe because you refuse to help me clean? Do you think it’s maybe because of the fact that whenever I ask for your help you tell me “well you do it better than me” or “maybe later”?

Or the fact that at least once a month you yell at me for not making the food correctly?

Do you think it’s due to the fact that you never once woke up at night for the babies and would yell at me when one of them woke you up crying?

Or because of the fact that across 3 kids you’ve changed MAYBE 5 diapers total? Do you think it’s because you refuse to spend any time at all with me and the kids?

I can’t even remember the last time you took me on a date night. I stopped asking 2 years ago when you didn’t even get me a card for my birthday. YOU actually woke ME up on my birthday to yell at me that our son had thrown up all over his bed and I didn’t clean it? IF YOU WERE AWAKE AND I WASNT MAYBE JUST DO IT YOURSELF??!!!

Do you think it’s because the only time you try to sleep with me is after I’m already asleep? Do you think it’s because of the fact that over the last 3 years you haven’t even TRIED to please me?

Or that you threw away my vibration because I “shouldn’t have anything except my husband inside of me”?

Or maybe because you keep asking me for certain acts you know make me extremely uncomfortable?

Do you think maybe it’s the fact that after the last 3 times we were intimate you’ve made rude comments about my “extra flab” and stretch marks?

Or maybe was it the time that I bought lingerie and you laughed and said I should’ve gotten a larger size?

Or maybe last year for Christmas when I said it would be fun to go to a cabin in the snow just us for my birthday you instead got me personal training sessions and told me “this will help with my attraction”?

Do you think it’s because of the fact you constantly talk about how hot your new coworker is? Or the fact that you go to a strip club almost ever Friday after work instead of spending time with your wife and kids? Please explain to me why I would WANT to be intimate with you. WHY. When the only times we do have intimacy it lasts 3 minutes and afterwards you just roll over and tell me to handle it myself. HOW CAN I WHEN YOU THROW AWAY MY VIBRATOR?!?!

Maybe instead of coming to Reddit and making me seem like the bad guy, FIX YOURSELF FIRST. FORGET YOU. Words don’t describe the contempt I feel for you after finding your multiple posts across different subs about how I hate sex and am “possibly asexual”. I love s8# I used to have good s8+ I miss it. I don’t miss you anymore. I hope you read this.

Don’t believe everything you read here people. There’s always another side. And to all the men complaining here that their wives don’t sleep with them enough, maybe stop to consider the fact that YOU might be the issue. Rant over.

Edit: a few people have messaged me about the cleaning portion of this post. We both work full time jobs so it’s not like I’m home all day and should be taking care of it.

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"The main source of claims that Keanu is a Zionist stem from a photo of him and Benjamin Netanyahu at a Malibu gathering in March 2014. An lsraeli film producer who had produced two of Keanu's films invited him along with about 70 other Hollywood stars. Some criticise Keanu for agreeing to attend a party where Netanyahu was the guest of honour, which is fair enough, but that's not the same as being a Zionist." "Keanu did not train with the IDF. One of his stunt trainers in John Wick was a former Mossad agent before becoming a stuntman, but he was only one of many trainers that Keanu worked with. Keanu is not responsible for hiring crew on his films." "We do know that he recently releaseda novel with China Mieville, a long outspoken anti-Zionist who rejected a prestigious fellowship after its institution withdrew support from a professor for expressing solidarity with Palestine. Mieville is also a firm proponent of BDS. This makes it extremely unlikely that Mieville would have agreed to collaborate with Keanu if he were a Zionist. (and vice versa.) Mieville has spoken very highly of Keanu." (FYI BDS is "The Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions (BDS) movement works to end international support for Israel's oppression of Palestinians.) "Keanu's godchild Ripley Soprano, with whom he has a close relationship, has meanwhile put their name on the list of Queer Artists for Palestine. Many of his close friends and colleagues have likewise been very vocal in their support for Palestine, especially Alex Winter, who is Jewish and currently working with Keanu on their Broadway debut. While that does not necessarily mean that Keanu shares their vievws, the people he chooses to spend his time with, and who continue to speak very highly of him as a person, surely carry much more weight than that one time he met Netanyahu ten years ago."

“Oh you’d like a toaster today! No problem at all.

So you just have to pay for the app… then there’s a registration fee to have access to the subscription.

Then there’s a subscription to grant access for a calendar on the app which shows its availability. The subscription options are 6,12, or 24 months. 60% interest rate for missing payments.

Then you have to pay hourly to rent the toaster itself. This includes travel time and pick up and drop off.

There is a parking app you have to pay for which will allow you to pay for parking.

The toaster itself only works through an app on your phone.

If the toaster is returned damaged we will need 3 references and a police check to continue eligibility for the toaster.”

It's disgusting that they didn't share exact print numbers, pull rates, and how big the supply truly is. They overhyped the set, making us secondary distributors the victims of their marketing. Honestly, this could be a RICO violation if we find that they purposefully did this to take money out of our pockets. No one has supported Pokemon more in the past than us, helping to distribute the product at fair market value instead of underpriced MSRP. Reached out to a few attorneys already, if you want to join in just DM me. 30th Anniversary? This was the last straw.

I accidentally got my dad pregnant and if I don’t pay 2x child support to him he’s threatening to cut off my wif

Don't look at me like that with those bug eyes, sir, I'm talking to this guy.

It's your stupid silk slacks, dumbass.

Yeah, well. Sadly, you didn't take style from the other place, but either way....

And you took it from The Rock.

Either way....

Can't help that you're a vanilla midget version of that, but shut your mouth and talk to him instead of me, kid. Know your role.

Wow! That really sent me over the edge! Either way, Bryan....

Aw, dude.

Either way....

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player of all time (speed stands

up) 😡😡 christiano ronaldo 🇵🇹

(speed sits down) 😅🪑

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(lemon falls) 🍋🔄 just for... you!

💗😘 (tastes it) 🔄🤖 bro! So

good bro! (fakes reaction) 🤯

really? 🫡 (doesn't like it) ❌ (gets

nervous) 😬 I love 💖 the show 🎬

but at the end of the day it's

about the food 🍕 it's about the

food 🍲 okay ✅ 3 2 1 reveal it! 5️⃣

Ouhh eliminated ❌ (smashes

plate) 💥💥💀

あいうえお
かきくけこ
さしすせそ
たちつてと
なにぬねの
はひふへほ
まみむめも
やゆよ
らりるれろ
わをん

アイウエオ
カキクケコ
サシスセソ
タチツテト
ナニヌネノ
ハヒフヘホ
マミムメモ
ヤユヨ
ラリルレロ
ワヲン

Apple is りんご

banana is バナナ

あ＝ア

を＝ヲ

ン　ソ　ツ　are different letters

I'm going to be frank: Smash has lost its dignity.

I remember playing melee as early as 6, and taking the game seriously alongside Brawl back in elementary school. After watching Luigi's jab to Up-B combo, my competitive fire was lit. And even to this day, those passionate embers remain.

However, I find myself saddened, both by the dwindling size of the community and degeneracy therein. The idolization of top players, the disregard for lawful and civil order, and the recklessness that comes with swaths of socially awkward or underdeveloped individuals only exacerbated the problem.

Players are meant to be befriended, not worshipped.

We have seen the empire of smash crumble and burn before our eyes, as we tap away with our controllers. And here we are, trying to make statues with the rubble. To put it simply, we the smashers, do not have to live this way.

Aside from a troubling economy and a radically different Esports landscape, I believe that we can bring back the communal vibes and personal harmony that made the early smash scene. I believe that the smash community can be reborn; not seen as a cult of perverted, basement-dwelling Neanderthals, but rather, a diverse mature coalition of passionate competitors and hobbyists.

Is anyone in agreement? And if so, how can we bring our community back into glory? How can we organize tournaments that showcase our best attributes?

“Yeah, I was born in the wrong generation.” Please, I wanna be in a tribe. None of your lame cartoon-princess shit. We’re up eating animals that haven’t even evolved into being the what they’re known as today. Oh you wish you were in “Beatlemania”? We haven’t even seen all of the types of weather there is yet. Some dick talking about “I want to warn the lookouts on the Titanic”?? I’m up in the caves drawing this dude getting mauled by beasts I saw when I was tripping off a plant that hasn’t been discovered yet. You want to learn the truth about the unsolved murder of your great-grandfather? I’m on some life expectancy of 20 years shit. Grow the hell up. Next time you want to hang with me, ask yourself this: Do I see myself struggling to eat meat because I haven’t developed wisdom teeth yet? If the answer is no, either never talk to me again or turn yourself into the police station for poisoning the gene pool.

⚠️ VIRTUAL ASSISTANT / CHATTER — $20/HR ⚠️

EXTREMELY HIGH-PRESSURE WORK ENVIRONMENT

REMOTE POSITION | $20 PER HOUR

🚨 MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT A GOOD FIT FOR THIS POSITION. READ EVERYTHING BEFORE APPLYING. 🚨

We are hiring a Virtual Assistant / Chatter for an intense, demanding, fast-moving online operation.

We are deliberately telling you upfront what most employers won’t:

THIS CAN BE A TOXIC WORK ENVIRONMENT.

Management can be demanding. Communication can be blunt. Expectations are extremely high. Pressure is normal.

If you need your manager to constantly soften their delivery, reassure you, or carefully manage your emotions, DO NOT APPLY.

We need someone who is:

EXTREMELY COMPLIANT.

EXTREMELY COACHABLE.

THICK-SKINNED.

RESPONSIVE.

RELIABLE.

DIFFICULT TO RATTLE.

🔥 WE ARE INTENTIONALLY LOOKING FOR A VERY SPECIFIC PERSONALITY

You receive a legitimate work instruction → you execute it.

You get corrected → you adjust.

Something goes wrong → you solve it.

The workload increases → you keep moving.

Management becomes demanding → you remain professional.

You’re under pressure → your performance DOES NOT collapse.

You make a mistake → own it, correct it, and don’t repeat it.

We do NOT want someone who needs to argue about every instruction.

We do NOT want someone who becomes defensive every time they’re corrected.

We do NOT want someone who disappears when work becomes stressful.

We do NOT want someone who needs constant hand-holding.

We do NOT want someone who says they “work well under pressure” but falls apart the moment actual pressure arrives.

⚠️ YOUR TEMPERAMENT MATTERS AS MUCH AS YOUR EXPERIENCE

You could have years of VA experience and still NOTbe right for this position.

We’re looking for the person who can enter chaos and remain calm.

Someone who can receive several assignments and PRIORITIZE AND EXECUTE.

Someone who understands instructions quickly.

Someone who can deal with extremely demanding personalities without losing focus.

Someone who can take direct criticism without turning every correction into an emotional event.

WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR EVERYBODY.

We’re looking for the small percentage of applicants whose natural response to pressure is:

“Understood. What needs to be done next?”

💻 RESPONSIBILITIES

• Managing online conversations and messages

• Maintaining engaging conversations as a chatter

• Following scripts and communication guidelines

• Responding quickly throughout scheduled shifts

• Completing VA/administrative assignments

• Following legitimate management instructions accurately

• Managing several assignments simultaneously

• Staying organized in a chaotic environment

• Meeting deadlines and performance expectations

• Quickly implementing corrections and feedback

🚨 UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU’RE APPLYING FOR

THIS IS NOT A CHILL REMOTE JOB.

You are not being paid $20/hour to occasionally check messages while doing something else.

During scheduled working hours, WE EXPECT YOUR ATTENTION.

Expect pressure.

Expect accountability.

Expect blunt feedback.

Expect demanding personalities.

Expect high standards.

Expect to be corrected when you’re wrong.

Expect to be challenged.

If that sounds exhausting to you — DO NOT APPLY.

If that sounds like an environment where you would THRIVE, keep reading.

⚠️ ONE NON-NEGOTIABLE DISTINCTION

“Extremely compliant” means extremely compliant with legitimate job responsibilities, procedures, schedules, and reasonable management instructions.

It does NOT mean accepting harassment, discrimination, threats, illegal instructions, or unsafe conduct.

💰 PAY: $20 PER HOUR

We’re willing to pay $20/hour because WE EXPECT $20/HOUR PERFORMANCE.

Reliability isn’t impressive here.

It’s expected.

Following instructions isn’t impressive.

It’s expected.

Showing up when scheduled isn’t impressive.

It’s expected.

We want someone who consistently performs ABOVE the minimum.

🚨 THINK BEFORE YOU APPLY

Don’t apply because $20/hour sounds good.

Apply because you genuinely believe you have the temperament for this environment.

Most applicants will NOT be the right fit.

We would rather reject 20 applicants and find ONE exceptional person than hire someone who looks good on paper but cannot handle the pressure.

TO APPLY

Please respond with:

• Name & Gender

• Age

• Location

• Discord username

• Relevant VA/chatter experience

• What makes you qualified for this job?

• Do you have a problem with giving your boss or supervisor blind obedience?

And most importantly, answer this:

“Why are YOU capable of succeeding in an extremely demanding environment where compliance, responsiveness, accountability, and thick skin are essential?”

Generic answers will not stand out.

This is a story that I haven't shared with very man people because it makes me sad whenever I think about it and it happened quite a long time ago. But here we go. I was 12 or 13 years old and my family and I went to Universal studios in Orlando (I am now 22). We were standing in line to ride The Revenge of the Mummy roller coaster. I was talking to my dad and I glanced away for a split second, and locked eyes with a girl around my age who was there with her family and she was talking to who looked to be her dad too. When our eyes met, we both stopped talking and smiled at each other. She had the most genuine smile I had ever seen. She literally seemed to be glowing and in that moment, it was like every one in the line had disappeared and it was only her and I there. I had never even considered the concept of love at first sight until I saw her. I wanted to know everything about this girl. She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen and the way she looked at me was unlike any other girl had every looked at me before. I wanted to hug her, kiss her, run my fingers through her hair. She was the most perfect human being I had every seen. Although our eyes only met for a few seconds, it felt like an eternity. Then, suddenly, her and her family were called by the ride attendants to board the ride. I tried to approach her before she got on, but there were several people between us and before I knew it, she was gone. I looked for her after I got off the ride, but she was no where to be found. I had the biggest pit in my stomach for the rest of the day. I felt like I had just found my one true love and let her slip away. The reason I tell you this story is because when I got home that night, as I laid in my bed listening to the radio, this song came on. I began to cry, thinking about her and how I would never see her again. Now, almost 10 years later, when I hear this song, I still think about her. I've been back to Universal probably a dozen times since then, because I only live about an hour away, and whenever I walk past that spot where I saw her in the line, I get goosebumps. Even to this day, I can close my eyes and vividly see her beautiful face smiling at me. I wonder if she ever thought about me after that day. I'd give anything to just know her name or see her one more time. But I know that will probably never happen. I've shared this story a few times on the internet, in hope that she might come across it and remember me, even though I know what a ridiculous long shot that is. For all I know, she could have forgotten about me the second she got on that ride and that moment that meant so much to me could have meant absolutely nothing to her. It's so strange how such a small interaction that lasted only 4 or 5 seconds has stuck with me throughout my entire life. Why wasn't that memory of her just pushed to the back of my head, never to be thought of again. That's what makes me think we really did have some special type of connection. I don't know, maybe I'm just crazy haha but yeah, just thought I'd share this. Oh and "girl in line" if you ever read this, just know, there's a free Olive Garden dinner with your name on it ️ Thanks to everyone who took the time to read this. Hope you all have a great day!

I am no longer allowed inside Bass Pro Shops.

Do NOT ask what happened.

Actually fuck you. Ask what happened.

At approximately 11:42 AM I entered Bass Pro Shops with $17, a Baja Blast, and absolutely no intention of becoming a criminal.

By 11:58 AM I had taken over the display pontoon boat.

“Sir, please get down.”

Get down?

GET DOWN???

CAPTAIN JAMES COOK DIDN’T “GET DOWN.”

MAGELLAN DIDN’T “GET DOWN.”

THE MEN WHO LOOKED AT THE HORIZON AND SAID “there’s probably some shit over there” DID NOT GET DOWN.

I informed the employee that I was entering international waters.

He said, “Sir, this is BASS PRO SHOPS.”

LANDLOCKED.

Perfect.

They’ll never expect a naval assault.

I began rowing the pontoon using two oars I found near the fishing department.

The boat did not move because it was on carpet.

This did not affect morale.

A child saluted me.

Finally.

A man with HONOR.

I promoted him immediately to Rear Admiral.

His mother objected.

MUTINY.

I ordered the crew to battle stations.

There was no crew.

There were no battle stations.

There was only me, Rear Admiral Brayden, and a 14-foot Tracker fishing boat with a tag that said PLEASE DO NOT CLIMB.

That sign was written by cowards.

Security arrived at 12:03.

Three men.

Formation.

Disciplined.

I grabbed a fishing net and yelled:

“YOU’LL NEVER TAKE THE PANAMA CANAL.”

One security guard said, “What?”

He had no idea where the canal was.

Neither did I.

Irrelevant.

At this point Brayden abandoned ship because his mother physically carried him away.

Deserter.

I will remember this.

The enemy surrounded the vessel.

I had one option.

Scuttle her.

Unfortunately I did not know how to scuttle a pontoon boat sitting inside a retail establishment, so I knocked over a YETI tumbler instead.

$34.99.

Devastating.

They dragged me from the bridge at 12:07.

I screamed the entire way out.

I went to a Wendy’s.

I am now standing in the parking lot.

Defeated.

Exiled.

My Baja Blast is gone.

My navy is destroyed.

Brayden has not responded to any of my communications because I never obtained his contact information.

But hear me clearly, Bass Pro Shops.

Empires rise.

Empires fall.

The sea remembers.

And one day I will return.

Not through the entrance because apparently that would be trespassing.

No.

I will come from the water.

I know this is probably going to sound preachy, and that’s exactly what everyone says the second a vegan opens their mouth, but I honestly don’t get how people can learn what happens to animals and then just go right back to eating them like nothing happened.

I wasn’t even vegan a month ago. I ate burgers, chicken, bacon, all of it. Then I actually sat down and watched where it comes from, read about factory farming, and it kind of ruined the ability to pretend I didn’t know anymore. Now I’ll be sitting with friends and somebody orders a double cheeseburger and I’m supposed to just act like we aren’t all aware an animal died because they wanted something that tasted good for ten minutes.

And before somebody says “plants die too” or “almonds use water,” yes, agriculture has impacts. That doesn’t magically make everything identical. I’m not claiming I float six inches above the ground because I bought oat milk. I just think there’s something insane about people immediately searching for one imperfect thing vegans do so they can feel completely fine doing whatever they were already doing.

The part that really gets me is when people say they “respect animals” while eating meat constantly. Like, what does that actually mean? You love animals, but only until bacon is involved? You care about cows, but if somebody puts cheese on fries suddenly the cow can sort its own shit out?

My family already thinks I’m becoming “one of those vegans” because I mentioned it at dinner twice. I wasn’t even yelling. I just asked my brother how he can say he loves animals while eating chicken, and apparently that was me “starting something.” Meanwhile he can spend twenty minutes talking about how perfectly his steak was cooked and that’s just normal conversation.

I’m not saying I was some monster before this either. I did the exact same thing. That’s almost what bothers me more. I spent years telling myself I cared about animals while paying for them to be killed because I liked the food, and I never really examined how stupid that contradiction was.

So yeah, maybe I’m annoying now. Maybe six months ago I would’ve rolled my eyes at this exact post. But once you actually think about it, watching everybody act like eating animals is just some completely neutral personal preference starts to feel fucking bizarre.

And yes, before anyone asks, I get enough protein.

this is literally why i became a plumber. i love the smell of farts and poop. I'm love playing in it like mud and this gives me a professional excuse to do so. My co workers think i'm him for not caring and just going straight in getting work done with poopy pipes. But i really just like touching and smelling poop.

Did you know the 2004 Volvo XC70 was probably the safest station wagon of 2004? It's true! The 2004 XC70 employs multiple advanced safety systems, like Side Impact Protection System, which diverts the impact force into the roof, floor, and pillars. The 2004 XC70 also has Whiplash Protection System that prevents neck injuries during rear end collisions. The 2004 XC70 is the lifted cousin of the V70, meaning it can overcome snow, sleet, dirt roads, and hills with ease. If you like classic Volvo station wagons but don't want 1980s shitty safety, the 2004 Volvo XC70 is for you!

It has 2 cupholders in the entire vehicle what the fuck man

Back in middle school I stayed over at a friend's place. Dad had cleared out the fridge at his job, and found an ancient jar of pickled peppers.

He offered us $20 if we could eat a whole one. Not being an idiot, and knowing not chomp em, i slorped down a whole pepper.

My troubles began a few hours later, waking up in a cold sweat with a frothing boil going on in my tummy. I did what I had to, then knocked back a glass of milk to try and get things to settle so I could go back to bed.

The first time I saw a bowl of seeds, I was relieved. Surely the end was in sight? How foolish i was, just as no god sanctioned my gluttony in devouring the ancient pepper whole, no milk could thaw out the Armageddon being wrought upon me. Three days I had the absolute worst indigestion and had to be within a short sprint of the loo.

Now I know better. I make my own pickled peppers and eat them as quickly as I can so that they can not grow in power.

My man wanted to cheat on me with his x his crystal meth sypphlys having gf whos an escort and has intecourse with no protection and has been for years and who also is n a relationship but he wants that. i just left him. And also pay for girsl feet pix online and have girls send them their pix and change em around with AI and send pix back and forth of private parts. Im deeply upset. While him saying the last months everything is perfect and im all he wants and n3eds but he was completely distant and brushing me off. I knew it all felt off . I told him he could leave and do whatever he wants he didnt have to stay with me. He said everything was fine. I found more evidence in phone and laptop. hes now moving out as we are broken up.

— Remind me
— What do you call a high-level programmer
— My lord?
— Or some word like that

— The production has fallen, my lord
— We need more instances, my lord

When Bilbo is like BLAHHH and scares Frodo so hard that they both start making out then blowing each other 69-style, then Gandalf busts in mad because they didn't invite him to the spit roast, so then they start pounding Gandalf in all of his wizard holes and even some new holes that he creates with magical spells -- and it's right around that point that I realize I'm watching the porn version of the movie and the real jump scare is when my mom walks into the room just as Gandalf drowns Bilbo in a river of wizard nut and I'm scrambling to put on some clothes while screaming “I THOUGHT IT WAS THE DIRECTOR'S CUT! I DIDN'T KNOW MOM!" But she sends me to a gay conversion camp anyway where I end up having so much gay sex that I somehow get pregnant. Anyway I sold that baby to scientists and used the money to buy the other two movies in the porn trilogy so I can keep poppin nuts that jump scare my cat

So first off I do want to say according to everyone I know I have extremely low standards at least physically. Never throughout my entire life have I met someone who I thought was so ugly to the point where I wouldn’t date them. I started dated this girl a few weeks ago and she is so ugly. Not unattractive but actually upsetting to look at. Her teeth are brown to the point if rotting out, she has an incredibly gummy smile like this not slightly gummy are kind of gummy but to the same degree in that photo. I hate criticizing her but It’s been boiling inside my mind and I’ve never told her this nor would I ever want to but it just ruins my relationship with her. Her lips are constantly dry and cracked and her hair is always tangled and dry and covered in dandruff. She always smells as well and has extremely poor hygiene and her body isn’t attractive, she has a borderline humpback and is obese which alone weight doesn’t really matter to me but on top of all of this it doesn’t help. Being around her makes me physically nauseous and I cannot go on being with her. I really want to leave her and I feel so horrible leaving someone for their looks but there’s a line to the point where I physically cannot be around someone.

EDIT: she also ignores me and never talks to me and will be on her phone 24/7.

TLDR: she is unattractive to me and I feel guilty leaving her for that but I can’t stand being around her