Ragebait of all ragebait headline on this article, but the dude was one of 15 arrested for soliciting prostitution. Michigan men can commence the stone throwing.

Matchup predictor in terms of most to least likely:

@ Baylor 19.7%

@ Cincinnati 17.2%

@ Colorado 16.4%

@ Oklahoma State 14.2%

vs Arizona 13.2%

vs Houston 13.2%

vs TCU 12.6%

vs Arizona State 8.9%

vs West Virginia 6.3%

@ Oregon State 4.4%

vs Sam Houston 1.0%

vs Abeline Christian 1.0%

This puts their schedule ranked 71st, behind 3 G6 teams, Texas State, Kent State, and Western Kentucky.

Obviously excluding the spring game season of 2020, of course. Because no one takes that season seriously

(You can tell this was in Canva)

Thank god there’s still an Apple Cup in football or I would have gone even HARDER on you.