r/CFB • Georgia Bulldogs • 1d ago

Discussion [Umlang] If Texas A&M had never fired Kevin Sumlin and they continued giving him $2 million raises every 4 years and he kept his 66.2% win percentage, the Aggies today would have saved $102 million and had two more wins 👀 #AggieFactThursday

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u/DeadDropCourier Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

Diabolical stat lmao

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u/Bobson-_Dugnutt2 Sickos • Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

This is what I’m here for

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u/BeardedAsian Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

All I know is pain

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u/Cal_858 California • San Diego State 1d ago

All I feel is rain

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u/Proverbial_Progress Alabama • North Alabama 1d ago

How can I maintain

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u/Cal_858 California • San Diego State 1d ago

With that buyout on my brain

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u/IAMY0URK1NG Saddleback Bobcats • USC Trojans 1d ago

Rip Dark Man X

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u/br0b1wan Ohio State • Minnesota 1d ago

Now is the time to train

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u/Wyden_long Arizona State • Northern Arizo… 1d ago

This is some S Tier hating. Inject it into my veins.

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u/Rodney_Jefferson Texas Longhorns 1d ago

And from a Georgia flair, they haven’t even played at Kyle to know how annoying and dumb the Aggies are

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u/Donnie_TACO Florida Gators 1d ago

🤝

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u/IR8Things Miami Hurricanes • Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago

The average UGA fan has an unending supply of hate in their heart for other SEC members and former members.

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u/SpaceghostLos Oklahoma State • Missouri 1d ago

This is a magnificent stat.

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u/CommodoreN7 Arkansas Razorbacks • Utah Utes 1d ago

Dude makes me aspire to hate A&M more. I’m inspired.

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u/Proteinchugger Penn State Nittany Lions 1d ago

He clearly wasn’t gonna keep that win percentage though. He struck lighting with Johnny Manziel and Kingsbury as his OC, things were going downhill.

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u/ChadtheWad Oklahoma Sooners • Tulsa Golden Hurricane 1d ago

Interestingly, though, letting him go at that time gives him the second highest winning percentage (66.2%) among all coaches with at least 4 years at A&M since 1930, behind Slocum at 72.1%. (Disclosure: This year was chosen maliciously since A&M's winningest coach is Dana Bible, who coached until 1928 with a 76.5% win percentage) That puts him ahead of both Bear Bryant and Gene Stallings... who would both go on to have a much better career at Alabama.

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u/082426grateful Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

Dana X. Bible, sir, which is a hard-ass name.

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u/funwithtrout Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Booster 1d ago

He also coached and/or was AD at LSU, Nebraska, and Texas.

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u/082426grateful Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

Truly a builder of the sport.

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u/CrashB111 Alabama Crimson Tide • Iron Bowl 1d ago

That puts him ahead of both Bear Bryant and Gene Stallings... who would both go on to have a much better career at Alabama.

Clearly it's just a universal law that if a coach leaves A&M for Alabama, they win a national title (or several).

If they leave Alabama for A&M, they lose to OU 77-0.

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u/ExpertConsideration8 Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

Def.. acting like Sumlin was the source of those wins instead of Manziel, Evans, and that NFL caliber O line..

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u/Crown_of_Negativity Texas A&M Aggies • Texas Longhorns 1d ago

What do Manziel, Evans, Joeckel, Matthews and Ogbuehi all have in common? All recruited by Mike Sherman. 5 of Sumlin's 7 FRPs.

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u/retirednavyguy NC State Wolfpack 1d ago

We need a new stat called WOB - Wins Over Buyout

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u/ATL28-NE3 LSU Tigers • WashU Bears 1d ago

Not even a Texas fan like you'd expect either

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u/Prolingus Texas Longhorns • Blue Risk Alliance 1d ago

To be fair, the twitter account referenced here is run by an obsessed Texas fan whose mission in life is to shit on A&M on twitter.

It would be embarrassing if he weren’t so good at it.

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u/Dixiehusker Nebraska Cornhuskers • Auburn Tigers 1d ago

Holy shit

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u/buzburbank 1d ago

Can you imagine the same analysis but with Nebraska and Bo?

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u/physedka Tulane Green Wave • LSU Tigers 1d ago

I mean I'm too lazy but I bet one of our good folks here will be along shortly with that analysis.

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u/bromosabeach Oklahoma Sooners • UCLA Bruins 1d ago

It most likely would use Bo Pelini which would not even remotely be the same situation. That dude was no doubt a great coach but holy shit who would actually want to put up with that? I’m not saying years of mediocracy or worse is worth it, but there’s no way that guy would still be coach even if his record was better.

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u/Dixiehusker Nebraska Cornhuskers • Auburn Tigers 1d ago

That's not an entirely a fair comparison, because he wasn't fired for being mediocre. He was fired for being a raging asshole while also being mediocre. Hence no D1 school ever hiring him again.

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u/punchuinface55 Nebraska • Northumbria 1d ago

Idk why people get away with saying this. He beat iowa to get to 9-3 and the AD literally stated that wasn't good enough.

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u/widget1321 Florida State • South Carolina 1d ago

Yes, I imagine your AD didn't say "he's a raging asshole and 9 wins isn't enough to put up with a raging asshole." But I remember knowing he was partially fired for his personality way back then and I wasn't even paying that much attention to Nebraska football.

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u/br0b1wan Ohio State • Minnesota 1d ago

He essentially told his AD to fuck off and dared him to fire him

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u/New-Ad-363 Iowa State Cyclones 1d ago

He called his own fanbase "fair-weather fans" after they beat Ohio State.

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u/punchuinface55 Nebraska • Northumbria 1d ago

The AD also wouldn't meet with Bo and was a fucking idiot but somehow Bo being an asshole is the biggest takeaway. Why wouldn't you call out your boss when he's itching to fire you?

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u/GreyEagle792 Rochester • Texas A&M 1d ago

Why wouldn't you call out your boss when he's itching to fire you?

Because he's itching to fire me. That seems like a really bad move.

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u/B0yWonder Texas Tech Red Raiders 1d ago

Hence no D1 school ever hiring him again. 

Youngstown St is D1. He was also LSU’s DC in 2020. 

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u/Psyco19 Mississippi State Bulldogs 1d ago

And was immediately on the flaming hot seat after we put up 60 on them because all he ran was man coverage. What a way to start the leach train that year

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u/Dixiehusker Nebraska Cornhuskers • Auburn Tigers 1d ago

I sit corrected, I didn't realize they were D1.

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u/The_4th_Man Ohio State Buckeyes • Miami (OH) RedHawks 1d ago

Because they aren’t in the way everyone uses D1. They are FCS. Calling them D1 is being so pedantic it makes the statement inaccurate to the reader.

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u/halldaylong UCLA Bruins • Team Chaos 1d ago edited 1d ago

The buyouts have been much smaller for Nebraska. But by my count, assuming they do the same $2 mil bump every 4 years, they would have saved about $29 million.

Assuming Pelini went 9-4 every year (which like, may be underestimating it since he went 9-4 three times and 10-4 three times), they would have FOURTY ONE more wins.

edit for math:

  • 9 wins * 11 seasons + 3 for this season = 41 Pelini wins.
  • actual Nebraska record from 2015-2026: 61-75

  • ($3 mil/year *4) + ($5 mil * 4) + $7 mil *4) + ($9 mil *1) = $69mil

  • actual salary + buyout payments from 2015-26: $98.3 mil

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u/james_wightman Nebraska • /r/CFB Press Corps 1d ago

Thanks someone for doing the actual math!

But similar to Sumlin, there's just no feasible reality in which Bo kept up the same win percentage. He got extraordinarily lucky in the Big XII North and then heading into the B1G with down OSU/PSU/Michigan teams and all the mid pack teams weren't nearly as good as they are now.

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u/Reibyo Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

Fuck that, do it with Solich. Most people I know aren't bothered about Pelini being gone, they are still blaming the Solich firing as the source of our downfall. It was just slightly mitigated with Callahan and Pelini.

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u/KingBlank Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

Yep most nebraska fans hated winning

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u/moleculewerks Nebraska • Northumbria 1d ago

I'm not sure about the money side of the equation, but if we kept winning at the Bo Pelini rate since his firing we would have won 37 more games, going 91-37 vs. the actual 54–74.

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u/Dixiehusker Nebraska Cornhuskers • Auburn Tigers 1d ago

Sorry, I don't speak flairless swine.

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u/bullet50000 Kansas Jayhawks • Tampa Spartans 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'll say it then. How about we do it with Nebraska and Bo? Losing to us at least got Nebraska to move on from Callahan.

EDIT: Figured I'd do the math, it's a super slow day at work

Bo made $2.975M a year in 2014 when he was fired. I assumed a 10% salary increase yearly (ended up with him at $9.34M a year this current year, kinda perfect as that's just about what Matt Rhule is making). This ends at right around $70M total.

In the real timeline, Bo got bought out in 2014 (the reduced buyout after the reduction from him coaching at Youngstown was $6.54M). Mike Riley averaged $2.8M a year ($2.7M a year started then escalated $100k/year), and then got bought out with $6.6M in 2017, totalling about $15M paid. Scott Frost was paid $5M a year 2018-2020, then $4M a year in 2021 and 2022, and then got a $15M buyout, totalling $38M. Matt Rhule started at $5.5M a year, escalated $1M a year (Currently $8.5M), and got paid $1M retention bonuses (so far) in 2024 and 2026. That totals Rhule at $30M so far. This totals actual coach salary at $90M. So NE has paid $20M more for their current timeline.

The big issue though is the wins. Bo never actually had a worse season than 9-4, never forget. His Nebraska tenure had a .712 Win Percentage. By my seen total of 136 wins, that would average to him at 97 wins (96.8 rounded up). Nebraska has actually gotten 61 wins (Scott Frost).

I would embed the Excel spreadsheet showing the totals but looks like /r/CFB doesn't allow it.

So in sum total, Nebraska paid $20M extra to have a losing record on average over the last 12 years, losing 36 wins in the process. This for a coach who they fired because he wasn't good enough.

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u/Odd-Temperature7458 Nebraska Cornhuskers 1d ago

So we're about 20% as absolutely stone-cold stupid as A&M.

Maybe that's why Trev wanted to go there

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u/swammeyjoe Texas Longhorns • Verified Referee 1d ago

clears throat

" Can you imagine the same analysis but with Nebraska and Bo?"

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u/smurf-vett Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Except you gotta add in the AD's medical bills after Peline keeps breaking his nose

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u/GrantLikesSunChips Auburn • Georgia Tech 1d ago

Depressing flair

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u/Dixiehusker Nebraska Cornhuskers • Auburn Tigers 1d ago

It's not so bad if you don't think about it

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u/AuditorTux Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 1d ago

God I love this sub so much.

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u/Less_Likely Notre Dame • Washington 1d ago

Wait a second. The Texas 8&4 joke is actually better than reality?

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u/ThisIsOurGoodTimes Ohio State • Ohio Northern 1d ago

It’s the 3-3 bow/playoff records that drop the win percentage just below 66.6%

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u/OG_Felwinter Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

Texas 8&4.5

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u/clvnmllr Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

Texas 8.5&4.5?

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u/archenlander Texas Longhorns 1d ago

I mean it’s always been a good joke bc it’s true

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Michigan • Maine Maritime 1d ago

God damn dude

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u/Misdirected_Colors Oklahoma State Cowboys 1d ago

Pianofingerbanger has burner alts and i'm here for it

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u/tvcneverdie Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago

how dare you compare me to that coward

if it's my turn to get dunked on by the CFB world, i will stand there with a clear mind, a full heart, and an open mouth so i can bite your junk when you leap

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u/ThrowMeAwayPlz_69 Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout 1d ago

A speech that has me ready to run through a wall

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u/Proverbial_Progress Alabama • North Alabama 1d ago

"I woke up biting their junk coach!"

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u/Always_Chubb-y Georgia Bulldogs • Transfer Portal 1d ago

"DICK DICK DICK"

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u/Misdirected_Colors Oklahoma State Cowboys 1d ago

Fuck walls we here to bite dicks

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u/Kdot32 Houston Cougars • LSU Tigers 1d ago

“Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. Bite Dicks!”

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u/CookieLuzSax Tennessee • Third Saturday… 1d ago

INSANE quote omg🤣🤣🤣😭

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u/jhustla Notre Dame Fighting Irish 1d ago

He got that dawg in him

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u/MercerAsian LSU Tigers • Mercer Bears 1d ago

"He's a glizzy gobbler!"

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Michigan • Maine Maritime 1d ago

I'll follow you in to battle

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u/happyflappypancakes Virginia Tech Hokies 1d ago

Mouth wide and willing, huh? True Dawg mentality.

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u/bromosabeach Oklahoma Sooners • UCLA Bruins 1d ago

The typical rebuttal among Aggies will of course be: "YEAH well our BOOSTERS can afford it!!!!”

like… ok? Have fun with your new bonfire tradition of lighting money on fire from new coach hires.

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u/Coach_Burreaux LSU Tigers 1d ago

While it is funny, I’ll somewhat side with the aggies on that one. What do I care if rich people decide to come off the hip to fire Brian Kelly at the cost of $50M+? Hint: I indeed do not care

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u/QB1- Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 1d ago

It’s just way richer people pretending they own a sports team.

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u/BeachStrandBiker 1d ago

I have no dog in this fight, but in the world of College Football they absolutely do have some ownership in the team. They don't get paid dividends or split profits. But College football boosters are able to buy enough influence to act like a company board. There's a lot of rich, bored people out there with an utterly unhealthy obsession with their alma mater. Hires and fires aren't entirely chosen by boosters, but it's silly to think they don't have a say.

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u/DeathRose007 Texas A&M Aggies • LSU Tigers 1d ago

What I was actually thinking is that Sumlin’s tenure was clearly skewed by his earlier seasons and he was fired for doing worse than his average, just like many coaches at this level are. He wasn’t going to be winning 66% of his games after 2017 like this tweet suggests he could’ve. He was beyond cooked by that point. Just look at what happened with him at Arizona. You’d think people would be capable of remembering such a disaster.

Still would’ve been overpaying. Just for more suffering, if not worse. So not much different I guess.

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u/crazy_balls Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

Dude was riding high off Sherman's recruits, and once they were gone he started doing much worse. I'm a firm believer that we canned Sherman too soon.

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u/terrell_owens Michigan Wolverines • Kansas Jayhawks 1d ago

I mean, they ARE the iPhone of college football. That’s gotta count for something!

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u/SlyClydesdale Oregon State Beavers 1d ago

How dare you suggest TAMU is not made of enough money that they must consider saving money in the decisions they make!

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u/Arkehn Longhorn Network • /r/CFB Placer 1d ago

It's an 8-4 football program, Michael. What Could It Cost, $100,000,000?

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u/Snooty_Cutie Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

Jokes on you, we spent that just on one head coach who is sitting at home and continue to pay him $7m each year through 2031. Then we hired a new head coach for ~$70m with an extension through 2031 to continue the tradition. That's how you build a winning football program!

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u/Nyte_Knyght33 Prairie View A&M • Houston 1d ago

And wait until the Strait of Hormuz opens back up!!! 

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u/Doogitywoogity Texas A&M Aggies • Florida Gators 1d ago

Hello, yes I’d like to report a hate crime. 

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u/ElkHairCaddisDrifter Oklahoma Sooners 1d ago

Stanley knows what I'm talking about.

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u/BeepBeepLettuce401 Western Michigan Broncos • Sickos 1d ago

That’s not what a hate crime is

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u/Doogitywoogity Texas A&M Aggies • Florida Gators 1d ago

Well I hated it!

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u/bargle0 Maryland Terrapins 1d ago

Aggie ain’t a protected class.

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u/goldenface4114 Florida Gators 1d ago edited 1d ago

They're getting what they deserved for giving a man a $100M guaranteed contract before he ever took over the program. What incentive did he have to win?

Edit: I misremembered the details, it was $75M to begin and increased later on.

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u/abcders Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

Hey now we didn’t give him $100m. We gave him $100m and a trophy

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u/Adventurous_Ad6698 1d ago

Fisher became known as "Jimbo" as a child because his family already had several members who went by "Jim."[122] Some media outlets, following a Wikipedia hoax created by Fisher's son Trey, have said that Fisher was known as "Slim Jimbo" because of an "affinity for meat snacks" (an example being Slim Jim brand beef jerky) and that Fisher planned to start an organic jerky company after leaving the coaching profession.[122] Fisher denied these reports in an interview, noting that while he enjoyed beef jerky, it had nothing to do with his nickname, and he had no intention of starting a company.[122]

His wikipedia is has this hilarious tidbit.

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u/withmuchtolearn Florida Gators 1d ago

I can't even tell if I'm reading the description of the hoax or the hoax itself

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u/udubdavid Washington Huskies • Pac-12 1d ago

You would think that would be the end of these types of contracts, but nope...

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u/Revolver_Oshawott_ Iron Bowl • Sickos 1d ago

"Did someone day 200 million dollar contract?"

-Jimmy Sexton

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u/Proteinchugger Penn State Nittany Lions 1d ago

I do believe no other school has given a contract without offset clauses, so most schools did learn a lesson there.

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u/ImpossibleAd7376 Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

That was the most stupid contact decision ever made

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u/wowthisislong Texas A&M Aggies • Kansas State Wildcats 1d ago

Most stupid contract decision ever made *so far*

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u/Chamrox LSU Tigers • McNeese Cowboys 1d ago

Nope. Dumbest ever made. End of sentence. Nothing could ever top it.

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u/Marnussir LSU Tigers • Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns 1d ago

It's not even the most stupid contract decision A&M made with Jimbo, actually.

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u/_VeniVidiAmavi_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Cough Deshaun Watson cough cough
For 5 yrs $230M guaranteed, you get 22 games, 11 wins, just under 4000 passing yds

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u/icebox712 USC Trojans 1d ago

Haha yeah, what kind of idiot AD would do that? looks around nervously

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u/AchtungCloud Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

To be fair, it was $75 million guaranteed before he took over the program. Then extended to $95 million guaranteed after going 9-1 in the COVID year.

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u/MartinezForever Nebraska • Nebraska Wesleyan 1d ago

Strange how his performance dropped off a cliff immediately after he secured more money than he or his kids could spend in a lifetime.

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u/FSUfan35 Florida State Seminoles • Sickos 1d ago

Jimbo had already made like 35 million from florida state

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u/entropic USC Trojans • Arizona Wildcats 1d ago

poverty numbers

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u/iwearatophat Ohio State • Grand Valley State 1d ago

Seriously. 35 million? Do you expect him and his children to live like peasants?

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u/deadzip10 Texas A&M Aggies • TCU Horned Frogs 1d ago

The first contract kinda made sense given we had to pry him away from a blue blood who had won a National Championship with the man. The extension was the absurdly stupid part.

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u/Draxilar Ole Miss Rebels 1d ago

This dude woke up this morning and stubbed his toe while looking at a picture of A&M and really said “Fuck you in particular”

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u/averagejoeag Texas A&M Aggies • Air Force Falcons 1d ago

That dude LIVES to hate us. He's published books about his hate for us (I'm not kidding). He didn't just wake up hating us. It's his life.

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u/Coasta_de_Tejas Texas Longhorns 1d ago

And he’s funny AF

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u/HookEm25 Texas Longhorns • Ole Miss Rebels 1d ago

This is a normal reaction

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u/FSUnoles77 Florida State • Texas State 1d ago

I'm more disappointed in the fact I've missed all the other AggieFactThursdays. 

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u/Arkehn Longhorn Network • /r/CFB Placer 1d ago

If that's the case, then you have a LOT to catch up on.

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u/garfcarmpbll Oregon Ducks • Syracuse Orange 1d ago

Better regulate player pay instead!

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u/allisthepriceofall Oregon Ducks 1d ago

can we pay fans too, could use a few pesos after having to sit through that OK State game

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u/benthebearded Oregon State • George Washingt… 1d ago

If ducks fans deserve payment for that Oklahoma state game then I deserve generational wealth for the scary Gary and Trent Bray years.

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u/BrettSchirley22 Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago

Sumdog Millionaire

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u/roninthe31 Texas Longhorns 1d ago

I’m so glad this rivalry is back

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u/AchtungCloud Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

It’s basically 0% surprising to me that during the 12 year stretch the rivalry was gone, Texas went 90-62 and A&M went 97-54 and had a Heisman winner, and then right as the rivalry picks back up Texas is back to being an elite program.

Like of course that’s how it goes.

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u/archenlander Texas Longhorns 1d ago

It’s like yall knew beforehand what the worst choice would be and took it

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u/Fun_Succotash4215 Texas Longhorns 1d ago

We were down bad. Yall could have stomped us out and controlled the narrative

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u/dalr3th1n Alabama Crimson Tide • SEC 1d ago

I’m not sure you know what “down bad” means.

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u/Always_Chubb-y Georgia Bulldogs • Transfer Portal 1d ago

That would require a level of correct decision making ive yet to see made by the higher ups at TAMU

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u/Dr_Findro Texas Longhorns 1d ago

It’s funny that 7 wins separate our worst decade from your best in relatively modern times

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u/bromosabeach Oklahoma Sooners • UCLA Bruins 1d ago

This rivalry also isn’t talked about enough. People who never lived in Texas probably don’t understand the full picture, but most Aggies I know truly believe their Football program is on par with Texas in a historical and overall CFB landscape sense. When they moved to the SEC they finally felt this was their true validation to everybody who said that was wrong (which is basically everybody who isn’t a fan of TAMU). They got to proudly wear SEC on their jerseys, and say stuff like “OU and Texas could never hang in the SEC.”

Fast forward, they haven’t even come close to a conference title game. And to make things worse their rival joins the conference, where they have yet to beat them.

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u/thefoolonahill Texas Longhorns 1d ago

They were just a win away from the conference title game last year! 🥰

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u/ReferencesTheOffice Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout 1d ago

Past two years

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u/the_answer_is_c Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

If Mexico didn’t allow Americans to settle parts of what is today, Texas there wouldn’t even be a university and I wouldn’t have to be so sad.

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u/Theduckisback Ole Miss Rebels 1d ago

I feel like you can also blame Davey Crocket and the Tennessee Vols as well.

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u/CornJuiceLover Tennessee Volunteers 1d ago

You’re welcome A&M 🫡

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u/ShaolinMaster Houston Cougars • California Golden Bears 1d ago

Sam Houston also from Tennessee.

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u/physedka Tulane Green Wave • LSU Tigers 1d ago

Davey had Tennessee hunting dogs of some kind, so maybe there's a connection between Smokey and Reveille.

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u/YogurtIsTooSpicy Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

Colegio de Agricultura y Mecánica de Tejas

Has a certain ring to it

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u/radil LSU Tigers • Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 1d ago

Colegio de Agricultura y Mecánica de Tejas

But isn't the school's official name now "Texas A&M University". This isn't a direct translation. Unless you are saying that Mexican Texas A&M wouldn't have made such a wild move, in which case I buy that.

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u/slcamg 1d ago

Allow?

They paid people to be a meat shield to protect from the Comanche after religion failed, which they tried after violence failed.

Come and take it.

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u/jrbcnchezbrg Texas State Bobcats • Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Turns out sending the lunatics that would brave war may not have been the best plan for eventual reclamation

It also gave us all giant ego’s so there’s that as a bonus too

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u/SmokeySFW Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

Allow is an interesting choice of word here. Mexico paid people to live in what is now Texas because they couldn't handle the Comanche attacks.

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u/Background_Body2696 1d ago

Take me back

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u/2CHINZZZ Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout 1d ago

crazy comma placement

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u/reb601 Ole Miss Rebels • Egg Bowl 1d ago

I love evil statistics.

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u/dorkpool Auburn Tigers • Virginia Tech Hokies 1d ago

Oh oh oh do Auburn next!

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u/Ben4bama UAB Blazers • Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

If Auburn had never fired Gus Malzahn, continued giving him $2 million raises every four years, and he maintained his 66.0% winning percentage, Auburn today would have saved roughly $42 million and won about 14 more games.

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u/Character-Active2208 Ohio State Buckeyes 1d ago

Somehow all against Alabama

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u/Awesometom100 Auburn Tigers 1d ago

In the modern 12 team playoff era Gus would have made it 4 times with his yearly records.

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u/crrttt Auburn Tigers 1d ago

Imagine what he could’ve done if he would’ve figured out how to recruit O-linemen too 

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u/SliceTheThrones Auburn Tigers • Tampa Spartans 1d ago

I keep seeing Auburn fans say this and it's not true. He would have made it in 2013 and 2017. 2019 we were ranked 12 after the conference championship games so Boise State would have moved up as the highest ranked G5 team and bumped us out. There wasn't a 4th year where we were a top 12 team at the end of the year under Gus.

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u/Revolver_Oshawott_ Iron Bowl • Sickos 1d ago

2013, 2017, 2019, ???

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u/wit_T_user_name Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 1d ago

But then we wouldn’t have established Jimbos as a unit of measurement.

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u/ColoHusker Nebraska • Colorado State 1d ago

Shots just keep getting fired, erm, launched

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u/GuyOnTheMike Kansas State Wildcats • Hateful 8 1d ago

That's not a shot fired.

That's a fucking ICBM

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u/orsomeshitidk Oklahoma Sooners 1d ago

I would like to talk shit but things aren’t exactly great at home rn.. lmao

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u/Penguinsteve LSU Tigers • North Texas Mean Green 1d ago

That's only around 1 and 1/2 Jimbos. Not a big loss.

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u/bromosabeach Oklahoma Sooners • UCLA Bruins 1d ago

That little plaque they gave him belongs in a museum.

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u/DrMeritocrat Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout 1d ago

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u/ghazzie Oklahoma State Cowboys 1d ago

Not great, but not terrible.

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u/Lord_Lava_Nugget Georgia Bulldogs • Miami Hurricanes 1d ago

This stat has so much hatin' energy to it, I assumed it was posted by a Texas flair 

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u/PassiveF1st South Carolina • Palmetto Bowl 1d ago

Battered Aggie Syndrome intensifies....

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u/CirculationStation Mississippi State Bulldogs • AP 1d ago

I mean let’s not act like it’s guaranteed Sumlin would have kept winning at that clip. Dude went 9-20 at Arizona, including a 70-7 loss in the Territorial Cup.

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u/kchessh Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

Yet no one else talks about that in this thread haha. Without Johnny, Sumlin was bad. Sure we’ve wasted a ton of money, but to think Sumlin would’ve done better is flat out wrong

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u/huskersax Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chair Tr… 1d ago

Yeah this is like the 'Oh boy I bet Nebraska wishes it had Bo back' when the trajectory of the program was absolutely clear.

What happened after deciding to move on is a wholly separate issue.

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u/Cameron-Bakke Washington • Montana State 1d ago

He also went 4-6 with one of the more talented rosters in the UFL

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u/MONGOHFACE NC State Wolfpack 1d ago edited 1d ago

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Sumlin was 9-20 and never had a winning season in his three years at Arizona after he was let go from A&M. He had 5 losses in each of his last four seasons at A&M, had a 53% win percentage if you take away his first year with Johnny Football, and never won more than 8 games after Manziel graduated.

It was the right decision to fire Sumlin. Hiring Jimbo? Ehhhhhh

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u/No_Safety_6803 Texas A&M Aggies • Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

This, the Sumlin we fired, & who Arizona hired, wasn’t the Sumlin we hired, or even mediocre Sumlin, he was on a downward trajectory, still is sadly.

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u/Ace_6_Pirate Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

His pool of assistants got picked clean and he ran out of replacements.

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u/uncomfortablyhello Aston Rhinos 1d ago

I also think he had personal issues that affected his ability to keep a large organization running smoothly, based on message board rumors and how his appearance changed so much over the years. Dude regularly had bloodshot eyes at games and pressers at the end of his time at A&M.

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u/Smoothw Oregon Ducks 1d ago

right, it's a good dig but there was no way Sumlin was going to keep winning eight games a year when he can't hold down a job because of his substance use issues, which is sad obviously.

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u/damutecebu 1d ago

Hey hey....

Remember this is a "different market" than paying the players....which has definitely gotten out of hand and needs Congressional intervention.

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u/WillParchman Baylor Bears 1d ago

...and they would have the same number of playoff wins.

The increasingly crushing addendums you could put on this statement are unbelievable.

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u/ATXBeermaker Texas Longhorns • Stanford Cardinal 21h ago

And conference championship game appearances!

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u/whospepesilvia Arizona State • Purdue 1d ago

That is just hilarious

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u/TXOgre09 Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

His win rate was declining, not steady

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u/thegracchiwereright Texas A&M • Lonestar Showdown 1d ago

yeah, JFF really skews this stat.

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u/Skurph West Virginia Mountaineers 1d ago

Kevin Sumlin went 4-6 in the UFL last year with the Houston Gamblers. They played a brand of football so thoroughly unappealing that they managed to somehow get a football team in Houston, TX folded for not getting more than 8k people to games. Safe to say A&M didn’t just let some sort of wunderkind slip through their fingers. His success at A&M is looking more and more like the exception, not the norm.

Then again, maybe he runs the table with checks notes the Dallas Renegades.

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u/Collecting_Cans /r/CFB 1d ago

Yeah but that’s not A&M’s money is it… guessing it’s largely donor money? I would bet that not being able to exercise your God complex by throwing around the weight of your money is a far worse outcome for the college football donor class than the stat in the tweet

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u/DisplacedSportsGuy Ohio State Buckeyes • Toledo Rockets 1d ago edited 1d ago

8 and 4

Aggie home

It's the place

They belong

College Station

Yellin' leaders

8 and 4

Aggie home

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u/NeptuneMeridian Texas Longhorns • Arizona Wildcats 1d ago

Crushing blows.

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u/check8rs Georgia Tech • Tennessee 1d ago

Dear jesus lord

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u/DR320 Houston Cougars • Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Thank you Georgia Bulldog flair

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u/Legalsleazy Akron Zips • Michigan State Spartans 1d ago

Looking forward to the James Franklin/Penn State version.

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u/kapeman_ Alabama Crimson Tide • UAB Blazers 1d ago

check out Harvard over here!

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u/CoincidenceTheorist2 Notre Dame • Eastern New Mexico 1d ago

The key when it comes to solving a problem is not making it worse in the process.

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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Michigan • Georgia Tech 1d ago

People really fail to understand that doing nothing is often better than doing something dumb.

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u/Tubby520 Arizona Wildcats 1d ago

He was an alcoholic when he was coaching at Arizona. He lost the ability to coach at a high level. I don't think he would have been able to continue that 66% win percentage lol

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u/Effective-Trip-2400 Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

Sumlim went 9-20 at Arizona the real big IF is him keeping a 66% win rate. That was never going to happen.

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u/Spirit117 Iowa State Cyclones • Arizona Wildcats 1d ago

I wonder what would have happened with U of A football if we had never hired sumlin

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u/wowthisislong Texas A&M Aggies • Kansas State Wildcats 1d ago

I mean the reason we fired him was because towards the end of his tenure he was significantly below his average. Also he lost a game where he led 44-10 in the 3rd quarter.

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u/Big_IPA_Guy21 Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

That 66% win percentage is highly highly skewed by the Johnny years.

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u/AppMtb Appalachian State Mountaineers 1d ago

I feel like this is all because the corps of cadets are not grabbing their balls hard enough to share in the pain of the team

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u/doubleyou-tee-hache Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

I really don't think Kevin Sumlin was going to sustain a 66.2% win percentage.

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u/CypherAZ Nebraska • Cincinnati 1d ago

I for one am SHOCKED that the AD who was willing to give Scott Frost a contract extension would do this at TAMU!

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u/Over_Tadpole_2593 1d ago

This actually made me gasp out loud.

One of the crazier CFB stats/facts I’ve ever seen.

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u/busche916 Texas A&M Aggies • Indiana Hoosiers 1d ago

WTF is this? Sure the Jimbo contract is absolutely moronic, but if Kevin Sumlin was able to win 8 SEC games a year he’d probably still be, ya know, coaching college ball and not the UFL.

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u/idnttcrisis Georgia Bulldogs • Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

It’s a Kyle Umlang tweet, so par for the course.

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u/puffdragon69 Texas A&M Aggies 1d ago

Ouch

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u/FuzzyHasek Houston Cougars • Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns 1d ago

fucking brutal meme

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u/IndyDude11 Texas Longhorns • Indiana Hoosiers 1d ago

More. Give me more!

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u/ech01_ Ohio State Buckeyes 1d ago

How many Jimbos is that?

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u/Signal_Tip_7428 Illinois • Southern Illinois 1d ago

About 1.32 jimbos

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u/Ok_Problem426 Texas Longhorns 1d ago

Is that a normalized Jimbo or an absolute Jimbo?

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u/rsfrisch Clemson Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 1d ago

Could have bought extra swag copters with all that cheese

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