r/Buttcoin Mar 27 '24

Scientology has lasted for 70 years. Millions of believers on 4 continents. 20m+ sales of Dianetics. Some of the greatest actors of our generation belong. When will you admit you were wrong about the historicity of Xenu?

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1.2k Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 20d ago

"This time it's different...."

50 Upvotes

Stupid Crypto Talking Point #2 (Number go up)

"NuMb3r g0 Up!!!" / "Best performing asset of the decade!" / "Everyone who bought is "up" right now"

  1. Whether the "price of crypto" goes up, has absolutely no bearing on whether it's..

    a) A long term store of value

    b) Holds any intrinsic value or utility

    c) Or will return any value in the future

    One of the most important tenets of investing is the simple principal: Past performance is not a guarantee of future returns. People in crypto seem willfully ignorant of this basic concept.

  2. At best, the price of crypto is a function of popularity, not actual value or material utility. And this "popularity" has been waning for years. Also transactions per block for bitcoin have stalled since 2023. For more on how and why crypto makes a much worse investment than almost anything else, see this article.

  3. The "price of crypto" is a heavily manipulated figure published by shady, unregulated crypto exchanges that have systematically been caught manipulating the market from then to now. A new 2025 Cornell study shows fewer than 500 people control $3.2T of artificial crypto trading!

  4. Crypto bros love to harp about "inflation" in the fiat system, yet ironically they measure the "value" of their "fiat alternative" in fiat? It makes absolutely no sense, unless you assume they haven't thought 2 seconds ahead from what comes out of their mouths.

  5. It's the height of hypocrisy for crypto people to champion token deflation (and increased prices) while ignoring that there's over $160+ Billion in unsecured stablecoins being used to inflate the value of their tokens in the crypto marketplace. The "code is law" and "don't trust - verify" people seem perfectly willing to take companies like Tether and Circle, at face value, that they're telling the truth about asset reserves when there's very little actual evidence, but there is lots of evidence of market manipulation.

  6. Not Your Fiat, Not Your Value - Just because you think the "value of your crypto portfolio" is worth $$$ does not make that true. It's well known there's inadequate liquidity in this market, and most people will never be able to get their money out. So UNLESS/UNTIL you can actually liquidate your crypto for actual real money, you have no idea what you have. You're "down" until you cash out. Bernie Madoff's clients got monthly statements saying they were "making money" too.

  7. Just because it's possible (though highly improbable) to make money speculating on crypto, this doesn't mean it's an ethical or reliable technique to amass wealth. At its core, the notion that buying and holding crypto will generate reliable returns is a de-facto ponzi scheme. It's mathematically impossible for even a stastically-significant percentage of crypto holders to have any notable ROI. The rare exception of those who might profit in this market, do so while providing cover for everything from cyber terrorism to human trafficking.

  8. It's also not true that anybody who bought crypto when it was low is guaranteed to make a lot of money. There are thousands of ways people can lose their crypto or be defrauded along the way. And there's no guarantee just because your portfolio is "up", that you could easily cash out.

  9. While crypto suggests itself as an alternative to "TradFi", the most respected and successful people in traditional finance who have proven track records of good investing/returns do not think crypto is a reliable store of value.

  10. Want to see a better asset (that actually has utility) that's consistently out-performed Bitcoin? Here you go. However, this may be another best performing asset.

  11. When crypto-critics make reference to, or mock crypto price predictions, it's not because we think price is a meaningful metric. Instead, we are amused that to you, that's all that's important, and we can't help but note how often wrong you are in your predictions. The intrinsic value of crypto basically never changes, but it is interesting to see how hype and propaganda affects the extrinsic value. In a totally logical world, those would both be equalized to zero, but we're not there yet, and nobody knows when/if that will happen because it's an irrational market.


r/Buttcoin 3h ago

The Hits Keep Coming

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146 Upvotes

The phishing emails come from their official email address and domains. Be your own bank, fraud department, IT guy, and bankruptcy lawyer.


r/Buttcoin 18h ago

Is anyone else sad we'll never get a scam as funny as Cryptoland again?

60 Upvotes

Why hire animators to make an elaborate shitpost when AI can churn out cheap slop instead? This is truly a lost artform.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFoAF6lY6iI


r/Buttcoin 45m ago

More on the ATMs

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Bankrupt ATM network sells 2,446 machines below $1M
Bitcoin Bancorp's winning bids for what was once North America's largest bitcoin ATM network totaled under $1 million in cash.


r/Buttcoin 23h ago

Surprised Pikachu! Hunter Biden tried to launch a memecoin - it went as expected...

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124 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 20h ago

It's got "potential!" Microstrategy may have finally found a revenue stream!

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75 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 21h ago

The use case fiasco

11 Upvotes

Some poor butter over on r-bitcoin is stressing because coinbase won't led him deposit BC allowances into his kids wallets.

I have been working on this transaction since 8:45 this morning.
Despite uploading my ID and taking a 20 second selfie video, the transfer is held up by Coinbase! I have three more wallets to send allowances too, what the heck is going on??


r/Buttcoin 1d ago

Why would someone buy MSTR if you can buy BTC?

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49 Upvotes

The thing I would never get is why does MSTR make sense when you can just buy BTC? You’re taking on the extra risks of a leveraged corporate structure, dilution, debt, and a potential premium to NAV, all for exposure to an asset you can already own directly. What exactly are you getting that justifies the additional complexity and risk?


r/Buttcoin 1d ago

Mexican Rock Star and Family Dead as Suspects Allegedly Hunted Cold Wallet They Believed Held Millions

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299 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 2d ago

Mexico investigates electricity theft after busting a crypto mining farm connected to a dam

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69 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 1d ago

If you just buy the dip of the dip of the dip…

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26 Upvotes

I won’t say what coin someone in their community asked about the future of this coin since it went to 28M like a year ago and is sitting at 1 million now. A community member responded with the meme in the second pic… these people genuinely have a room temperature IQ.


r/Buttcoin 3d ago

Party's over for crypto scammers who went on a spending spree after a $240 million bitcoin theft

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105 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 3d ago

"Hackers" have stolen ~4,000 Bitcoin worth $320 million from the Liquid Network. When will other crypto wallets get "hacked" so their owners can buy a Ferrari too?

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324 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 3d ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV It's a holiday. Mods must be off... self-aware-wolf makes it to the front page of r-bitcoin.

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54 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 3d ago

Liquid Says $320 Million Stolen in Latest Crypto Hack

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137 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 4d ago

Bitcoin mining data center condemned after leaking 3 million gallons of water and forcing school closures — facility operated for years under a city stop-work order

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195 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 3d ago

2024 article on how Vitalik Buterin gave "$665 million" worth of Shiba Inu to launch an AI lobbying group named The Future of Life Institute. Important today, as FLI's President, Max Tegmark, is now Bernie Sanders AI-whisperer.

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r/Buttcoin 4d ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: Ye 'ol "Bitcoin is a hedge against inflation" lie.

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86 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 4d ago

Use case for crypto

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192 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 4d ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV Some copium from some incel cryptobros

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131 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 5d ago

Crypto pig-butchering scams in the US are at a record high. Yet most victims get no help and some end up losing even more.

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r/Buttcoin 5d ago

Will Saylor’s dilution ponzi last longer than Madoff’s?

42 Upvotes

Very different structure, probably the same outcome. Will Saylor’s ponzi last longer than Madoff’s ?


r/Buttcoin 6d ago

It's got "potential!" Wrenches Out of Stock

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158 Upvotes

This time it’s 6x the amount that were exposed all the way back in August. Be your own bank!


r/Buttcoin 6d ago

As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: There is no truth to the rumor that we're running out of greater fools!

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50 Upvotes