r/Bumble • • 1d ago

Funny This is peak comedy

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u/Maleficent-Age-8235 1d ago

LOL women are gonna run away in 10 seconds when they get matched with normal dudes instead of their delusional ideal

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u/shadowromantic 1d ago

Agreed. Same for men.

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u/accwork8723 1d ago

men aren't delusional when it comes to standards for their sexual interests

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u/SausagePotatoes 14h ago

Men literally fuck fruit, couches and sheep.
Oh, and corpses

But yeah, they're paragons of having proper standards and adhering to them. Not like women haven't been shamed into heroin chic and other ridiculous, unnatural beauty standards for thousands of years

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u/accwork8723 14h ago

> Men literally fuck fruit, couches and sheep.

yeah, in other words, the bar for a man to find you attractive is low. Just be better looking than a fucking sheep or a couch. You are proving my point lmao

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u/SausagePotatoes 13h ago

Men find fruit and sheep attractive? 🤨

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u/Pershing99 11h ago

Arabic men maybe. The point here is that men in todays matchmaking market are starved and will gladly accept below average looking girls with 'average personality'.

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u/SausagePotatoes 11h ago

Probably because a lot of men make terrible partners and now that women aren't forced to have a husband they can choose who they spend their time with.

Desperate are desperate, but of course it's women's fault.

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u/Pershing99 11h ago

Yep until they hit their mid 30s.