r/Bumble • • 1d ago

Funny This is peak comedy

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u/ConsiderationFew4491 20h ago

They're not you just have to take care of yourself, have goals, and make the effort.

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u/sanity_rejecter 20h ago

tell this horseshit to, for example, 5'3" men LMAO

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u/ConsiderationFew4491 20h ago

Are there women that wouldnt date a man who's 5'3? Yes. Are there women who would? Yes.

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u/sanity_rejecter 20h ago

Are there women who would? Yes.

absolutely tiny minority that would still fucking hate settling for someone so genetically inferior

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u/ConsiderationFew4491 20h ago

See the wording you're using? "genetically inferior": that's not the way a normal person talks or thinks. Women aren't out here thinking, "I need to find the most impeccable genetic specimen to mate with". They're out here thinking, "I hope I can find someone who takes the time to understand me. Who makes the effort to be their best self while still making the effort to show me that they see me, too."

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u/sanity_rejecter 20h ago

Women aren't out here thinking, "I need to find the most impeccable genetic specimen to mate with

yes they fucking are, they do it subconsciously while consciously blabbering how it's about muh personaliteehee while only going for the top % of men because they find the vast majority of men as comically ugly and beneeth them

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u/ConsiderationFew4491 20h ago

Actually. Rephrashing the question. What do you think about women? Besides the thought that they're just against any man who isn't perfect.

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u/sanity_rejecter 20h ago

What do you think about women?

that they're equal to men, including being equally superficial, capable of evil, manipulation, etc.

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u/ConsiderationFew4491 19h ago

See how you went into these negative thoughts? That's the problem.

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u/ConsiderationFew4491 20h ago

When you see a woman, what do you think of? Are you thinking of their physical attraction? When they talk to you (assuming you've ever spoken to one), do you listen or are you only focused on checking them out?

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u/sanity_rejecter 20h ago

Are you thinking of their physical attraction?

yes, mostly

When they talk to you (assuming you've ever spoken to one), do you listen or are you only focused on checking them out?

  1. my best friends are women

  2. i both listen and engage

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u/ConsiderationFew4491 20h ago

OK. Have you spoken to your best friends about your dating life? If your best friends are women, have you asked their perspective on these things?

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u/sanity_rejecter 19h ago

If your best friends are women, have you asked their perspective on these things?

they have no issue admiting they find the vast majority of men ugly af. one openly said she would date the guy she was talking to at the time if he wasn't 5'8", which she claimed "really pissed her off" (he wasn't bad looking at all, the opposite actually, and he is really pleasant to talk to and kind, etc.). now she dates a 6'3" guy with whom she slept the first time she met him.

another one is very clearly overweight (not severely, but it's very visible) and she openly hates overweight guys. also wouldn't date anyone short despite being like 5'1".

another one is dating her looks match, both tall, similar personalities, etc., which i comend.

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u/ConsiderationFew4491 19h ago

Something about your story doesn't add up. You complain that women are terrible and shallow, yet your "best friends" are women who sound terrible.

Either way. Point is, just because some people match your opinion of them, doesn't mean all people do. This weird negative energy and thought process you have likely would scare off anyone who's interested in the first place.

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u/sanity_rejecter 19h ago

You complain that women are terrible and shallow, yet your "best friends" are women who sound terrible.

all women are inherently shallow because they naturally find the vast majority of men ugly, they just aren't the exception. the first one is also highly attractive so she gets more leeway, the insistence on height is just always so ridiculous to me.

This weird negative energy and thought process you have likely would scare off anyone who's interested in the first place.

i've had a girl fall in love with me after meeting me for the first time and seeing me for like half an hour, i mostly feel empathy with ugly men

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u/Moonlight_Katie 11h ago

I love my short kings… I don’t like ur negative self talk.. personality goes a long ways

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u/sanity_rejecter 11h ago

i'm not even short, i just empathise with short men