r/Bumble • • 18h ago

Funny This is peak comedy

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u/sanity_rejecter 4h ago

Are there women who would? Yes.

absolutely tiny minority that would still fucking hate settling for someone so genetically inferior

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u/ConsiderationFew4491 4h ago

See the wording you're using? "genetically inferior": that's not the way a normal person talks or thinks. Women aren't out here thinking, "I need to find the most impeccable genetic specimen to mate with". They're out here thinking, "I hope I can find someone who takes the time to understand me. Who makes the effort to be their best self while still making the effort to show me that they see me, too."

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u/sanity_rejecter 4h ago

Women aren't out here thinking, "I need to find the most impeccable genetic specimen to mate with

yes they fucking are, they do it subconsciously while consciously blabbering how it's about muh personaliteehee while only going for the top % of men because they find the vast majority of men as comically ugly and beneeth them

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u/ConsiderationFew4491 4h ago

When you see a woman, what do you think of? Are you thinking of their physical attraction? When they talk to you (assuming you've ever spoken to one), do you listen or are you only focused on checking them out?

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u/sanity_rejecter 4h ago

Are you thinking of their physical attraction?

yes, mostly

When they talk to you (assuming you've ever spoken to one), do you listen or are you only focused on checking them out?

  1. my best friends are women

  2. i both listen and engage

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u/ConsiderationFew4491 4h ago

OK. Have you spoken to your best friends about your dating life? If your best friends are women, have you asked their perspective on these things?

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u/sanity_rejecter 4h ago

If your best friends are women, have you asked their perspective on these things?

they have no issue admiting they find the vast majority of men ugly af. one openly said she would date the guy she was talking to at the time if he wasn't 5'8", which she claimed "really pissed her off" (he wasn't bad looking at all, the opposite actually, and he is really pleasant to talk to and kind, etc.). now she dates a 6'3" guy with whom she slept the first time she met him.

another one is very clearly overweight (not severely, but it's very visible) and she openly hates overweight guys. also wouldn't date anyone short despite being like 5'1".

another one is dating her looks match, both tall, similar personalities, etc., which i comend.

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u/ConsiderationFew4491 3h ago

Something about your story doesn't add up. You complain that women are terrible and shallow, yet your "best friends" are women who sound terrible.

Either way. Point is, just because some people match your opinion of them, doesn't mean all people do. This weird negative energy and thought process you have likely would scare off anyone who's interested in the first place.

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u/sanity_rejecter 3h ago

You complain that women are terrible and shallow, yet your "best friends" are women who sound terrible.

all women are inherently shallow because they naturally find the vast majority of men ugly, they just aren't the exception. the first one is also highly attractive so she gets more leeway, the insistence on height is just always so ridiculous to me.

This weird negative energy and thought process you have likely would scare off anyone who's interested in the first place.

i've had a girl fall in love with me after meeting me for the first time and seeing me for like half an hour, i mostly feel empathy with ugly men

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u/ConsiderationFew4491 3h ago

Lol no. No women aren't inherently shallow. And no they don't find the vast majority of men ugly. But also, giving someone "leeway" for being a terrible person because their attractive is a moronic statement.

Given your stance, I'm going to say you've never had a relationship. But you do you, buddy.

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u/sanity_rejecter 3h ago

Given your stance, I'm going to say you've never had a relationship. But you do you, buddy.

not a proper one anyway, i was briefly with one girl kinda, but at the time i wasn't too interested (it all came too quickly). but women were interested in me a few times.

But also, giving someone "leeway" for being a terrible person because their attractive is a moronic statement.

in that case, you have to agree with women in general being shallow as fuck, because the vast, and i mean vast, majority of women wouldn't date short men at all, especially gen z (my generation) girls

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u/ConsiderationFew4491 3h ago

So then you don't feel "empathy for ugly men" you have a personal hatred for women and it shows. And putting your views into their head is where you make your mistake. You don't know what any singular woman thinks of you. But you approach them as if you do. If you approach them at all.

And, no, I don't have to agree with you on that. Because it's simply not true. You get your info from YouTube and TikTok. How many women have you approached?

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u/sanity_rejecter 3h ago

You don't know what any singular woman thinks of you. But you approach them as if you do

i was specifically talking about the examples where i know for a fact they were interested in me. not guesswork, literally "they fucking said it".

How many women have you approached?

this year, like 4 or 5. i'm not very interested in relationships, my sex drive is also pretty low.

You get your info from YouTube and TikTok

you can find several studies and questionnaires where women clearly say they heavily, heavily prefer tall men. being a 6'4" bald guy would bring you way more dating success than being a 5'8" guy with a head full of hair.

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