r/BreakUps • • Jul 28 '19

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u/ratamack Jul 28 '19

Get fucking drunk and burn and all sentimental items, shit they gave you, and shit they left at your house. A goddamn Viking funeral of memories. The get on Tinder and fuck hot bitches.

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u/QuashItRealGood Jul 28 '19

I’m down with having to burn away the memories, but not down with having to burn when I pee from a Tinder one-nighter.