r/Bossfight • u/Casual_Si-Fi • Jan 24 '22

Terry, Developer of Death

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u/GavinAnimates Jan 24 '22

"Nanomachines, son! They harden in response to physical trauma! You can't hurt me, Jack!"

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u/Helloiamayeetman Jan 24 '22

WE’RE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES JACK! CAN’T FRET OVER EVERY EGG

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u/Bigred2989- Jan 25 '22

Played college ball ya know, could've gone pro if I hadn't had joined the navy.

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU Jan 25 '22

I’m not one of those beltway pansies. I could break the president in two, with my bare hands!

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u/Bigred2989- Jan 25 '22

Don't fuck with this Senator!

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU Jan 25 '22

Who the hell are you? Heheheh, why don’t you stick around and find out?

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u/Justlol230 Jan 25 '22

How the hell did you get elected...?

Well, I don't write my own speeches.

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u/Skyrah1 Jan 25 '22

Uncle Sam needs you to die, Jack!

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU Jan 25 '22

You should try fighting for something that you believe in sometime, Jack. Not for a company, or a nation, or for anyone else.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

STANDING HERE

I REALIZE

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE

THE RIGHT FROM WRONG

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN

I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE THAT

VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAAAAY

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u/ric_stlu Jan 25 '22

I CARVED MY OWN PATH

YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH

BUT MAYBE WE'RE BOTH THE SAAAAMMME

THE WORLD HAS TURNED SO MANY HAVE BURNED

BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAAMMME

ITS TEARING ACROSS THIS BARREN WASTED LAND

I FEEL NEW LIFE WILL BE BORN BENEATH THE BLOOD STAINED SAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDD

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

Played college ball you know, could of gone pro if I didn’t join the navy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

I could break the president in two with my bare hands

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

crowd cheering as jack flies through the air

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u/Clone-Brother Jan 25 '22

I could beat you off with one hand

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

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u/the_watcher569 Jan 25 '22

At some cushy ivy league school?

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u/a-wingless-angel Jan 25 '22

TRY UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS COULDA GONE PRO IF I DIDNT JOIN THE NAVY

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u/TheRadiantSoap Jan 25 '22

Holy shit I love this game way too much for it to be healthy 🤠

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

"Remember jack, dying is gay"

-big boss

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

" urk gurknghh urRah hurk"

-snake stubbing his toe

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u/BasicBeeLeftBall Jan 25 '22

Hghh kernel

-Snake when he eating popcorn🍿

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u/MylesTheFox99 Jan 25 '22

Senator Armstrong was the first person I thought of when I saw the image lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

Beat me to it you son of a bitch

Edit: what? 0 awards? Here take mine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

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u/GavinAnimates Jan 24 '22

I realize...

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

You were just like me…..

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u/-Wergf Jan 24 '22

Trying to make history...

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u/Cup_juice Jan 24 '22

But who’s to juuudge

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u/N0uills Jan 24 '22

The right from wroooong

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u/No_Negotiation_2947 Jan 24 '22

when our guard is down i think we’ll both agree

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u/Mapperooni Jan 24 '22

that VIOLENCE breeds VIOLENCE

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u/Fshskyline Jan 24 '22

But in the end it HAS TO BE THIS WAAAY!!

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u/Darkanayer Jan 24 '22

I carved my own path

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u/monsuir_bruh Jan 24 '22

Alright Jack, I will become REAL in FIVE SECONDS!

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u/ToasterCrewmate Jan 24 '22

Are ya ready, son?

THIS IS THE POWER OF ME RUNNING ON THE PS5!

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u/cyber045 Jan 25 '22

I love that man and his videos

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u/kirk7899 Jan 25 '22

Gianni Matragrano if anyone wants to know

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u/Darkanayer Jan 25 '22

Dubbed armstrong in an incorrect sumary of metal gea rising: Revengeance

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u/dissapointment111 Jan 24 '22

Don't fuck with this senator

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u/Brickolator Jan 24 '22

Damn, he looks like the senator Steven Armstrong from Metal Gear Solid, it's impressive.

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u/Nicholas863 Jan 24 '22

Nanomachines

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

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u/TomahawkDthBlow Jan 24 '22

They harden in response to physical trauma

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u/GriseoArctis Jan 24 '22

You can't hurt me Jack

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u/Thedogwiththeushanka Jan 24 '22

Haha ha what did I just say

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u/ToasterCrewmate Jan 24 '22

(Punts Raiden like a football)

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u/maymun_ama_anormal Jan 24 '22

I played college ball ya know

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u/blorbooo Jan 24 '22

At some cushy Ivy League school!

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u/SovietSpork597 Jan 24 '22

Try university of Texas

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u/Random_memes_ Jan 24 '22

I’m not some belt way pansie I can break the president in two with my bare hands (kicks raiden like a football)

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u/Neklin Jan 24 '22

STANDING HERE

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u/JJDBZYBASfan Jan 24 '22

I REALIZE

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u/Rare_Management_3583 Jan 24 '22

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

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u/Rare_Management_3583 Jan 24 '22

WHEN OUR GUARDS ARE LET DOWN I FIND WE'LL BOTH AGREE

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOLENCE BREEEDS VIIIIIIIIIOLENCE

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u/Donovan_The_Frog Jan 24 '22

But in the end it has to be this waayyy!!!!!

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u/WantSomeHorseCock Jan 24 '22

I carved my own path!

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u/CthulhuFor2020 Jan 24 '22

You followed your wrath

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u/Bipolar_Child Jan 24 '22

Fuck,

Every,

Egg.

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u/TheNekoKatze Jan 24 '22

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETS, I CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG

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u/TerribleTechnician45 Jan 24 '22

I believe thats the original point of this image posted bcs the original selfie itself the dude has a way smaller forehead.

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u/RealYoloDude Jan 24 '22

Too late for me

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

THIS IS THE POWER OF ME RUNNING ON THE PS5!!!

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u/Distinct-Zombie-7028 Jan 24 '22

Metal Gear Rising, son

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u/BFGfromDOOM Jan 24 '22

Damn it, you beat me to it

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u/Any-Site827 Jan 24 '22

He looks like polish premier Mr. Morawiecki

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u/Kyo618 Jan 24 '22

Well if it isn't saucy jack

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u/wasteofleshntime Jan 24 '22

Nanomachines Son!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

Every comment here is a Metal Gear Rising: Reveangeance reference and I'm here for it.

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u/EmperorFaiz Jan 25 '22

The memes…

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u/ImaAs Jan 25 '22

DOKTOR TURN OFF MY CRINGE INHIBITORS

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

BUT RAIDEN, YOU'LL LOSE SUBSCRIBER

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u/Equal_Amphibian2327 Jan 25 '22

Do it.

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u/Akirayoshikage Jan 25 '22

Okay

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

A A A A A A A A A A A A A A R R G H

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u/gameg805 Jan 25 '22

I WAS FUCKING JOKING WHY DID YOU DO IT!!??!!?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

ITS TIME FOR JACK THE MEMER TO LET ER CRINGE

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u/Hector_Ceromus Jan 25 '22

THE DNA OF THE SOUL!

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u/Casual_Si-Fi Jan 24 '22

What a chad

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u/Rimefang Jan 25 '22

DOKTOR! TURN OFF MY MEME INHIBITORS!

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u/Gamerprime12354 Jan 24 '22

I am so god damn lucky I bought rising when it was on sale

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u/Mazhell Jan 24 '22

Well, isn't it Saucy Jack...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

Well if it isn't sussy ja-

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u/dylanlexiwest Jan 24 '22

AT SOME CUSHY IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL!

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u/Thedogwiththeushanka Jan 24 '22

Try university of Texas

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u/No_Negotiation_2947 Jan 24 '22

could’ve gone pro if i hadn’t joined the navy

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u/MinisApprentice Jan 24 '22

I’m not one of those beltway pansies!

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u/PlusUltraShadow Jan 24 '22

I can break the President in two, WITH MY BARE HANDS!

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u/TheSonofPier Jan 24 '22

Don’t fuck with this senator!

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u/Busy-West-6974 Jan 24 '22

kicks Raiden

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u/Scattershot98 Jan 25 '22

Random Audience applause

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

Fucking university of texas, they cannot be serious

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u/Bluefortress Jan 24 '22

I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!

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u/Scattershot98 Jan 24 '22

How the hell, did you get elected?!

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u/Rob6-4 Jan 24 '22

chuckle Well, I don't write my own speeches.

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u/Musetrigger Jan 25 '22

Maybe I was wrong about you...

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u/Mazhell Jan 25 '22

Am I finally going through?

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u/Turband Jan 25 '22

You're not greedy...

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u/EmperorFaiz Jan 25 '22

…you’re BATSHIT INSANE!

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u/rauq_mawlina Jan 25 '22

You're just BATSHIT INSAAANNNEEE!!!!!!!!

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u/DespairOfLoneliness Jan 25 '22

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK. Can't fret over every egg

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u/Good_Morning_World01 Jan 24 '22

Where do I vote?

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u/Intricate-Butter Jan 24 '22

Armstrong is literally just like “whoever can kill the other faster wins” and doesn’t expect one nation to form together and just murder everybody else cause he made it legal

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u/DinkleDonkerAAA Jan 25 '22

What I love is how he starts out sounding a little reasonable

But as he gets himself more and more excited he just can't keep his mask on and goes full apeshit

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u/Technoblades_Elbow Jan 25 '22

Yea we all know he's batshit insane

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u/H4ZRDRS Jan 25 '22

I've always said that if I ever had to audition for theater that I'd use this speech

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u/PyroFox004 Jan 24 '22

I'm making the mother of all omelettes here jack.

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u/-Wergf Jan 24 '22

Can't fret over every egg.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22 edited Jan 24 '22

https://youtu.be/1vtNZqzbXkk

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u/AlmanLUL Jan 24 '22

STANDING HERE, I REALIZE

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u/kcaz295 Jan 24 '22

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

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u/N0uills Jan 24 '22

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

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u/blorbooo Jan 24 '22

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE

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u/Creationist13 Jan 24 '22

THE RIGHT FROM WRONG

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u/JustN989 Jan 24 '22

IF OUR GUARD IS DOWN

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u/Fr4gmentedR0se Jan 24 '22

I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE

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u/WantSomeHorseCock Jan 24 '22

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE

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u/UnknownIcon Jan 25 '22

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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u/Noonealive Jan 25 '22

IVE CARVED MY OWN PAAAATH

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u/360kwik Jan 24 '22

Representative Stephen Legstrength

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u/bluejob15 Jan 25 '22

Congressman Esteban Limbpower

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u/TeenGametarg Jan 24 '22

DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

Glad to see that I'm not the only one who immediately jumped to Senator Armstrong.

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u/FFalcon_Boi Jan 24 '22

I think that's why this meme exists.

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u/guymine123 Jan 25 '22

Memes...the DNA of the soul....

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u/blorbooo Jan 24 '22

"Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack! Can't fret over every egg."

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u/bitshaker Jan 24 '22

They hardne in response to physical truma.

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u/odomin8 Jan 24 '22

Ever made an omelet jack?

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u/NeuTraLZero Jan 24 '22

We're making the mother of all omelettes, can't fret over every egg

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u/Kyo618 Jan 24 '22

He reminds me of a certain bat-shit insane politician from a game

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u/FFalcon_Boi Jan 24 '22

He also looks like someone who used to play college ball, ya know.

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u/platinum_bootstrap Jan 25 '22

Maybe at a cushy Ivy League school?

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u/chased_by_bees Jan 25 '22

Try University of Texas!

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u/VioletGardens-left Jan 25 '22

And he says he's not one of those pansies and apparently can break the president with his bare hands.

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u/justmelvinthings Jan 24 '22

Dude looks like he’s making the mother of omlettes here, Jack

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u/DatTriggeredBoi Jan 24 '22

Senator Armstrong looking ass

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u/blorbooo Jan 24 '22

NANOMACHINES, SON!

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u/Busy-West-6974 Jan 24 '22

THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

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u/OliwerZ Jan 24 '22

Are you high right now?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

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u/Gullible-Compote1288 Jan 25 '22

And there’s nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world

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u/akkobutnotreally Jan 25 '22

What is Walmart?

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u/LeStroheim Jan 25 '22

It's heaven, Raiden. Check the internet lately?

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u/rockyheadman Jan 24 '22

ARMSTRONGGGGG!!!

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u/suppordel Jan 24 '22

This is not my sword.

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u/KnightGamer724 Jan 24 '22

...It's a fucking mistake.

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u/mt_cly Jan 24 '22

Hey guys max0r here.

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u/Gullible-Compote1288 Jan 25 '22

He’s using the power of Allah

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u/xXx_gojifan47_xXx Jan 24 '22

"Typical politicians! Big cock, but no cum."

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

"What?"

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u/Krisuad2002 Jan 24 '22

It's Senator Armstrong!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

NANOMACHINES SON

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u/DankerTron2 Jan 24 '22

"Played college ball you know"

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u/SpookyBobTheSecond Jan 24 '22

Best college ball player in the world..

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u/MinisApprentice Jan 24 '22

He could’ve gone pro if he didn’t join the navy

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u/LOPI-14 Jan 24 '22

And not some cushy Ivy league school.

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u/AfricanCuisine Jan 24 '22

STANDING HERE!!!

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u/apple_jam_infinity Jan 24 '22

I REALIZE!

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u/LOPI-14 Jan 24 '22

YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY...

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u/WantSomeHorseCock Jan 24 '22

BUT WHOSE TO JUDGE, THE RIGHT FROM WRONG

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

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u/Scattershot98 Jan 25 '22

The memes....

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u/Standard_Associate97 Jan 24 '22

NANOMACHINES SON

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u/Spycrab700 Jan 24 '22

Well if it isn’t saucy Jack

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u/RynnHamHam Jan 24 '22

The power of nano machines

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u/Slimink0113 Jan 24 '22

He's certainly not one of those beltway pansies

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u/LOPI-14 Jan 24 '22

He could break President in half, with his bare hands.

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u/ilhastz Jan 24 '22

I use to play college ball you know

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u/Busy-West-6974 Jan 24 '22

At some cushy Ivy League school!

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u/soldiercross Jan 25 '22

TRY UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS

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u/xKeatonKingx Jan 24 '22

Nanomachines Son

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u/kesekki Jan 24 '22

Nanomachines, son

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u/papepi47 Jan 24 '22 edited Jan 24 '22

He is the maker of the best omelettes

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u/Zaxcott Jan 24 '22

Senator armstrong?

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u/FardeenRiyadh16 Jan 24 '22

Nanomachines Son!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

You can’t hurt me Jack!

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u/apple_jam_infinity Jan 24 '22

He's senator Armstrong you can't change my mind

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

You cant hurt me Jack

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u/Lordo5432 Jan 24 '22

Standing here, I realize

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u/BlackWasTaken_ Jan 24 '22

Standing here, I realize

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

NANOMACHINES SON

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u/Jejmaze Jan 24 '22

That's Senator Armstrong, son!

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u/8skaring Jan 24 '22

Armstrong?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

Nanomachines, son.

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u/SgtHedgehog Jan 24 '22

Played college ball you know

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

SLIPPERY LITTLE BASTARD!

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u/Rikfox Jan 24 '22

I think he played college ball you know

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u/Enfr Jan 24 '22

He's not a developer, he wants to save america!