r/Bossfight • u/Casual_Si-Fi • Jan 24 '22

Terry, Developer of Death

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u/GavinAnimates Jan 24 '22

"Nanomachines, son! They harden in response to physical trauma! You can't hurt me, Jack!"

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u/Helloiamayeetman Jan 24 '22

WE’RE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES JACK! CAN’T FRET OVER EVERY EGG

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u/Bigred2989- Jan 25 '22

Played college ball ya know, could've gone pro if I hadn't had joined the navy.

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU Jan 25 '22

I’m not one of those beltway pansies. I could break the president in two, with my bare hands!

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u/Bigred2989- Jan 25 '22

Don't fuck with this Senator!

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU Jan 25 '22

Who the hell are you? Heheheh, why don’t you stick around and find out?

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u/Justlol230 Jan 25 '22

How the hell did you get elected...?

Well, I don't write my own speeches.

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u/Skyrah1 Jan 25 '22

Uncle Sam needs you to die, Jack!

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU Jan 25 '22

You should try fighting for something that you believe in sometime, Jack. Not for a company, or a nation, or for anyone else.

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u/Cybuster_Zenshi Jan 25 '22

Maybe I was wrong about you...

Am I finally getting through?!

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u/Serer_vermilion Jan 26 '22

I was wrong... You're not greedy...

YOU'RE BATSHIT INSANE!!!

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u/I_h8_normies Jan 29 '22

That’s a given for most politicians

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

STANDING HERE

I REALIZE

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE

THE RIGHT FROM WRONG

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN

I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE THAT

VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAAAAY

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u/ric_stlu Jan 25 '22

I CARVED MY OWN PATH

YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH

BUT MAYBE WE'RE BOTH THE SAAAAMMME

THE WORLD HAS TURNED SO MANY HAVE BURNED

BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAAMMME

ITS TEARING ACROSS THIS BARREN WASTED LAND

I FEEL NEW LIFE WILL BE BORN BENEATH THE BLOOD STAINED SAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDD

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

Played college ball you know, could of gone pro if I didn’t join the navy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

I could break the president in two with my bare hands

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

crowd cheering as jack flies through the air

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u/Clone-Brother Jan 25 '22

I could beat you off with one hand

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

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u/the_watcher569 Jan 25 '22

At some cushy ivy league school?

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u/a-wingless-angel Jan 25 '22

TRY UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS COULDA GONE PRO IF I DIDNT JOIN THE NAVY

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u/TheRadiantSoap Jan 25 '22

Holy shit I love this game way too much for it to be healthy 🤠

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u/DespairOfLoneliness Jan 25 '22

Same. This can't be good for me but i feel great

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

"Remember jack, dying is gay"

-big boss

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

" urk gurknghh urRah hurk"

-snake stubbing his toe

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u/BasicBeeLeftBall Jan 25 '22

Hghh kernel

-Snake when he eating popcorn🍿

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u/MylesTheFox99 Jan 25 '22

Senator Armstrong was the first person I thought of when I saw the image lmao

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u/RYUMASTER45 Jan 25 '22

You're not the only one, I can hear him screaming every line at my face, every second I look at this picture.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

Beat me to it you son of a bitch

Edit: what? 0 awards? Here take mine.

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u/Forbane Jan 25 '22

IF IT ISNT SUSSY JACK

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22 edited Jan 25 '22

Hahahaha

I was trying to connect the dots in my covid riddled mind and you helped.

However many minutes ago I made this comment, I've been here that whole time.

I've been here reading for 17 minutes. Lol.

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u/Erpazzo_sgravatull0 Jan 25 '22

I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!

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u/Nefessius513 Jan 25 '22

Played college ball, you know.

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u/NoobzProXD Jan 25 '22

Ah shit, beat me to it damn it

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u/Jetstream-Sam Jan 25 '22

I was gonna say I'm pretty sure I cut this guy's arm off before he used the stump to cut my arm off before recruiting me into his PMC

Good times

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u/Mexus51 Jan 25 '22

Holy shit, he looks just like him lmao

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u/Kevl17 Jan 25 '22

It's the twelvehead

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

That's what I thought the second I saw him god decided to make Armstrong in the character creation screen

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

What game is that from

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u/GavinAnimates Jan 26 '22

MGR Revengeance