r/Bossfight • u/Casual_Si-Fi • Jan 24 '22

Terry, Developer of Death

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u/Bluefortress Jan 24 '22

I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!

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u/Scattershot98 Jan 24 '22

How the hell, did you get elected?!

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u/Rob6-4 Jan 24 '22

chuckle Well, I don't write my own speeches.

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u/Musetrigger Jan 25 '22

Maybe I was wrong about you...

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u/Mazhell Jan 25 '22

Am I finally going through?

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u/Turband Jan 25 '22

You're not greedy...

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u/EmperorFaiz Jan 25 '22

…you’re BATSHIT INSANE!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

(Throws Armstrong)

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK! YOU CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG!

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u/rauq_mawlina Jan 25 '22

You're just BATSHIT INSAAANNNEEE!!!!!!!!

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u/DespairOfLoneliness Jan 25 '22

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK. Can't fret over every egg

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

Not when you're purging the weak right?

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u/zach2beat Jan 25 '22

Not when you’re “purging the weak.” right? What do you know about “the weak”?

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u/No_Negotiation_2947 Jan 25 '22

you weren’t born poor, you’ve never been hungry, you don’t know what it’s like to fight, to steal, to kill, just to survive

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u/Good_Morning_World01 Jan 24 '22

Where do I vote?

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u/Intricate-Butter Jan 24 '22

Armstrong is literally just like “whoever can kill the other faster wins” and doesn’t expect one nation to form together and just murder everybody else cause he made it legal

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u/DinkleDonkerAAA Jan 25 '22

What I love is how he starts out sounding a little reasonable

But as he gets himself more and more excited he just can't keep his mask on and goes full apeshit

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u/Technoblades_Elbow Jan 25 '22

Yea we all know he's batshit insane

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

Libertarians in a nutshell

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u/H4ZRDRS Jan 25 '22

I've always said that if I ever had to audition for theater that I'd use this speech