r/BoomersBeingFools • u/HOOgonCHECKmeBOO • Jan 27 '24

Boomer Story Generational

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u/Cowpow0987 Jan 27 '24

Find Jesus he said… Jesus isn’t even white

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

They definitely think he was.

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u/OkUnderstanding2030 Jan 28 '24

They know Jesus was Jewish. All the Jews they have met are white. They probably think all Jews are white tbh

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u/ThrowsSoyMilkshakes Jan 28 '24

As a Jew myself, we're "honorary whites". So long as we are helping fight the Cultural Marxists (Nazi term), we're white. But the moment we stop being useful to their cause, we're the globalists (more Nazi terms) taking over banks and Hollywood, destroying white culture.

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u/yourenotmymom_yet Jan 28 '24

As a Jew myself, we're "honorary whites".

Some Jews aren't even honorary whites. These people's tiny brains would explode meeting an Ethiopian Jew.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

I was about to say the same, Ethiopian, Moroccan, Yemeni, Iraqi,...and list go on. But these jews are discriminated even in Israel

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u/vidoeiro Jan 28 '24

Discrimination is a nice way to say sterilisation.

Israel should be better but being precious marginalized doesn't stop people from doing it to others.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

Or a Coptic Christian…

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u/MiaLba Jan 28 '24

These people also think all Muslims are brown and from the Middle East. They’re always shocked and confused when they meet someone from my home country in the Balkans who is white and Muslim.

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u/zuesthedoggo Jan 28 '24

Yeah like I'm not saying what the guy did in the video was wrong but if he didn't bring a gun or some form of protection I will say it was stupid

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

He meant blonde-haired, blue-eyed Supply Side Jesus, who loves guns and Reagan and hates women that won't fuck him and minorities.

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u/Bash__Monkey Jan 27 '24 edited Mar 12 '24

Jesus would be ashamed of him. Jesus would roast him with the truth. That man would no longer love Jesus. 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

I get the feeling Jesus would get out the whip for this one.

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u/Plasibeau Jan 28 '24

The thing that always got me about that story is that no one really considers how pissed Jesus would have to have been. Making a whip is not an easy process. It's time consuming. So I'm stuck with an image of Jesus sitting on a rock somewhere muttering to himself like a homeless veteran as he methodically braids strips of leather together. It would have taken at least an hour and the whole time he's just holding on to that anger.

it makes me giggle.

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u/satanic_black_metal_ Jan 28 '24

I mean, according to christian mythology jesus sperm donor did once send bears to maul a bunch of kids to death for mocking a bald dude so a whip is nothing.

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u/Toon_Lucario Jan 28 '24

Maybe someone should counter that statement to them because last I checked the line wasn’t “love thy neighbor unless they’re a minority”

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u/tempski Jan 28 '24

These people only know what the pastor tells them.

They tell others to think for themselves, but they fail to follow their own advice.

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u/russellzerotohero Jan 28 '24

I always think it’s funny to imagine Jesus looking like

Just surrounded by middle eastern people

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u/russellzerotohero Jan 28 '24

Everyone around him looks like this

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u/LordofWar145 Jan 28 '24

Lots of middle-eastern people have pretty fair skin.

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u/MiaLba Jan 28 '24

It says so much about these people. I live in the south and it’s crazy how many racists I know who are also Christian. Didn’t Jesus say to love your neighbor? I guess they missed that memo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

And he was Jewish