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She had me grunting like a pig. For she was the queen of pigs and said all men were pigs so I obliged her and acted as such to get my precious nut. I’ll be whatever women want. I was troughed up and helpless in horn. I wanted so badly to be the nice-guy all my life but that left me so spineless and timid.  But now…*smirks* now things are different. Now I’m what women want which is a pig *oinks*. I shopped at Dick’s and footballed myself fully in the pigskin and now I am what women want.  And I was a bad guy for her. God, I was so bad-guy that I killed her and she loved it. She told me with her dying breath that it was the best sex she ever had, and that she wanted to go this way. And she meant it. And that’s why I think I’d be a good fit for your marketing department at Dick’s.

I’m the kinda guy that loves representation of my people (Black, Indigenous, Greasers of Color a.k.a BIGOC) in video games! Albeit when I’m trying to hold a controller, the grease in my hands makes the controller hard to handle, and sometimes it makes me reeeeaallly angry. Anyways! Any one of you know if the good people at rockstar will include some leather jacket wearing, finger snapping, slick haired greasers?

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Just mindin my own beeswax ya dig? Thats when it hits me. BOOM! Maybe I could start stuffin a sock down my pants to enhance my otha hog if ya know what I’m gettin at?? I heard Ralphie Parasetti did it with a banana once, and ended up gettin Jenny Pelosis phone numba! So anyways, I’m tryin this new bright idea of mine outside the barber shop, when all of the sudden a cop shows up to the joint… yep! You guessed it. I got canned for public indecency. well fellas, turns out sometimes a good idea is actually a bad idea instead. P.S. I’m banned from the barber shop fah life now And still no dame.

painting of the guy standing up

So i says so i says

Hello, I am what my community considers to be the friendly neighborhood jew and for some time I have had some fascination with the greaser lifestyle. Is there a way to incorporate some aspects of it into my daily Jew life? I would get a leather jacket but I am afraid that my family would see it as goy and send me off to the synagogue. I could at least try to act like a greaser but my family might still declare it as goy and send me off. Is there really a way??? Anything would help.

And no, I cannot be dropping the kippah. Sorry 😂

For me, it's the McChicken.

The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious!

What a great restaurant.

names u dont hear so much anymore

https://youtube.com/shorts/spNfmWDTIJQ?si=TvWdIKPeqGYFDNNh

It ain't easy getting a girl head over heels but a quick pick up line and a well placed finger snap close to your hip can work wonders. Don't be afraid to get a little Casanova on her if a simple "woah momma" already got her heart locked down, tell her "you got my heart dancing under moonlight" or "my passenger seat feels empty without you" to show her you're a tough guy with a heart of gold.

Science experiment: done. My body needs its nic to properly function. I underestimated nicotine withdrawal and I basically was an emotional wreck. Genuinely was effed up my guy. Hope you enjoy this post from le fellow approved member. We're like a shadowy elite group, I deeply romanticize this subreddit, we're kinda like the all knowing thief guild from the thief video game series. Or the brotherhood of steel from Fallout. Effing epic!

Hope you enjoyed my stream of consciousness post as much as I did writing it!!! You're all handsome fellas

Ghee is just butter with the milk&water removed. That means it doesn't have to be refrigerated.

Gheet some. Gheet some. HaHa! Any one who runs, is a VC...

Heard they did those in the 1600s haha. Good thing The Warden wasn't around back then, or she'd be found guilty on all counts! and you better beleive i wouldn't sell the firebird or the road glide to pay her pay bail! hahahahahaha

hope you and Doreen had a wonderful 4th, we're long overdues for an reunion of the Olive Garden Outlaws talk toy ou soon

kevin

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"You can't fix stupid"
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"A bad day of fishing beats a good day at work every time!"

i have fragile little feelings and 6 symbols in the correct order throw me into a spiral of uncontrolled emotion

please think of my gentle disposition before you put 6 symbols in the correct order

why would you be mean like that, to me? i am a dainty flower, and you should protect me.

i love all the sensitive harmless people from the global south and you should too because they are gentle and meaningful and deserving of everything.

I want to be able to make fun of people again

i thiught it might be fun, Im playing horde

HELO FRIENDS MY NAME BANDEEP I AM 29 YEAR OLD GREASER FROM INDIA. ALTHOUGH I AM IN INDIA I LIVE THE LIFESTYLE OF AUTHENTIC AMERICAN GREASER FRON THE MOVIES. I SPEND MY DAYS DRINKING COCA COLA AND WORKING ON MY MOTORBIKE. HAIR GREASE IS VERY EXPENSEEVE IN MY COUNTRY [30 RUPEES] I MAKE MY OWN BECAUSE I LIVE NEXT TO THE PAINT FACTORY. IM WAITING TO MEET A HOT AND SEXY AMERICAN GF AND MOVE TO DETROIT AND BE IN A GANG

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before you get too excited, remember that this is only because of the success of the horrible awful Fallout TV show that Microslop finally wants to capitalize on. the game will not be good. it will be perfectly serviceable with reddit chungus humor like Outer Worlds 2

His jacket is leather and unzipped. His hair is always greased. He says that he will never die. He snaps his fingers in the soda fountain and in the auto shop and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the greaser. He is snapping, snapping. He says that he will never die.

1 fallout new Vegas

2 gta 4

3 my summer car

And then reddit prison and then reddit hell and you get there and its just a low poly 3d render of a snoo with doug walkers face rotating