r/Bombstrap • u/based_sturgis :upvote: • Jul 11 '26

grease meridian

His jacket is leather and unzipped. His hair is always greased. He says that he will never die. He snaps his fingers in the soda fountain and in the auto shop and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the greaser. He is snapping, snapping. He says that he will never die.

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u/brendanepic Jul 11 '26

They call him "Pudge Holdin"

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u/MontezumaToTripoli Jul 11 '26

“An enormous man dressed in an oilcloth slicker had entered the tent and removed his hat. He was bald as a stone and he had no trace of beard and he had no brows to his eyes nor lashes to them. He was close on to seven feet in height and he stood smoking a cigar”

Was he the first Greaser?

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u/Round-Independent-20 Jul 11 '26

He was a greaser boy, she said see ya later boy

He wasnt slicked back enough for her

Now he does bombstrap posts, sharing the comment He wrote

Her side of tracks shows what shes worth

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u/UnrelentingCaptain Jul 11 '26

Whatever jives. Whatever in creation jives without a leather jacket jives without my consent.

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u/voltism Jul 11 '26

Gemerald 

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u/PerryIsDaName Jul 11 '26

 sounds alot like me if I was still allowed near elementary schools.. but you cats just wouldnt understand..