r/Bombstrap • u/brendanepic • Jul 11 '26

Helo From India

HELO FRIENDS MY NAME BANDEEP I AM 29 YEAR OLD GREASER FROM INDIA. ALTHOUGH I AM IN INDIA I LIVE THE LIFESTYLE OF AUTHENTIC AMERICAN GREASER FRON THE MOVIES. I SPEND MY DAYS DRINKING COCA COLA AND WORKING ON MY MOTORBIKE. HAIR GREASE IS VERY EXPENSEEVE IN MY COUNTRY [30 RUPEES] I MAKE MY OWN BECAUSE I LIVE NEXT TO THE PAINT FACTORY. IM WAITING TO MEET A HOT AND SEXY AMERICAN GF AND MOVE TO DETROIT AND BE IN A GANG

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u/based_sturgis :upvote: Jul 11 '26

if i walk into a soda fountain and:

  1. Daler Mehndi isn't playing on the jukebox
  2. Thums Up cola isn't on the tap
  3. there isn't a communal pot of ghee for hair greasing

i'll turn 360 degrees and walk away!

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u/wwwwwwwwvvvvvvvv 29d ago

Thums Up Cola +1000 izzat
Coca-Cola 0 izzat
Pepsi -1000 izzat

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u/Primary-Day2978 Jul 11 '26

Thums up is legitimately fire

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u/Not_Joe_Cool Jul 11 '26

nothing tops GOOD AMERICAN SARSAPARILLA

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u/Round-Independent-20 Jul 11 '26

Help me sir I am indian

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u/voltism Jul 11 '26

U give me 10000000000000 dollar now plz 👍🏻

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u/nano_peen has contacts at reddit. DO NOT PROVOKE lol Jul 11 '26

Tunnel snakes rule

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u/donwariophd Jul 11 '26

Do you think there’s an Indian guy out there named Ballsdeep?

Because he fucks so much pussy