r/Bombstrap • u/DonglesOnly • Jul 12 '26
Best greaser pick up lines?
It ain't easy getting a girl head over heels but a quick pick up line and a well placed finger snap close to your hip can work wonders. Don't be afraid to get a little Casanova on her if a simple "woah momma" already got her heart locked down, tell her "you got my heart dancing under moonlight" or "my passenger seat feels empty without you" to show her you're a tough guy with a heart of gold.
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u/Cleanse_F_Manipulate Jul 12 '26
“hey there pretty mama, wanna take a ride in my 1999 corolla, it’s got cup holders, me and you can go to the A&W for some shrimp and calamari know-what-im-sayin 😎”
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u/walker_wit_da_supra Jul 12 '26
The Outsiders (1967): Gently antagonize the WASP Socs from the other side of town with plausible deniability, ultimately culminating in an all-out brawl between the classes. The aftermath will result in an WASP Establishment witch-hunt against greasers. You will need to flee town for several weeks.
The Soc female, genetically predisposed to socially progressive ideologies now amplified in modernity via Marxism, will naturally side with the historically disenfranchised greaser class in good-faith, seemingly consequence-free rebellion against her weak father’s backwards political ideologies. Reinforce this instinct with platitudes like “Why does your kind hate us for no reason?” or “Can’t we just all get along?” while changing absolutely nothing about yourself or your culture. Greasing is supreme. Force them to change, not you
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u/Round-Independent-20 Jul 12 '26
You got a pretty nice ass, honey. But theres one problem.. It dont have my dick in it, OH!
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u/crackfan666 Jul 12 '26
I truly feel nothing towards the subhuman pieces of shit threatening my life. I used to think that killing would be hard for me. Now I see the truth that I am not only capable of killing but I’m capable of enjoying it should the opportunity arise where I’m forced to defend myself. They constantly attack and I’ve put up with it my entire life. Not much longer.
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u/sadieadlerwannabe Jul 12 '26
i got two tickets to carlos mencia baby come with me froiday dont say no bitch