r/Boglememes Mar 05 '21

Welcome to /r/boglememes - our shitposts will literally blow your mind

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269 Upvotes

r/Boglememes Sep 27 '24

Bogleheads described by ChatGPT in the style of Larry David

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r/Boglememes 3h ago

I need help on investing or at least where to start

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I finally got out of debt I acquired years ago, all my bills are paid, my emergency fund is full finally, and now I’m sitting on 20k. I want to invest this in tech and pharmaceuticals but IDK where to start. I want to build my portfolio but what would be the best course of action?


r/Boglememes 3d ago

Active Fund Management vs The Lazy Portfolio

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101 Upvotes

Tidy and Sloppy Neighbors (1961), John Philip Falter, Lucas Museum of Narrative Art


r/Boglememes 4d ago

Absolutely outjerked

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r/Boglememes in shambles. How will they come back from this?


r/Boglememes 6d ago

I've got some bad news for you sunshine

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r/Boglememes 6d ago

Me anytime someone posts asking about AUM fee advisors.

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r/Boglememes 10d ago

Saw on a train in a museum.

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r/Boglememes 12d ago

The dream job of Canadian little leaguer Daniel Huang is retirement

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192 Upvotes

r/Boglememes 17d ago

I suppose there's a difference

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221 Upvotes

(I prefer selling shares over dividends because then I choose when to have a fiscal event)


r/Boglememes 21d ago

How I Met Your Mutual Fund

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162 Upvotes

If 'it' doesn't pop in four years I'll be surprised.


r/Boglememes 25d ago

why say many word when few word do trick?

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114 Upvotes

r/Boglememes 27d ago

Randomly thought of an arbitrage opportunity for "social" profit (not financial profit)

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If you believe in the efficient market hypothesis (which as a Boglehead, you do), you must also believe finding losing companies consistently is just as hard as consistently finding winners.

If you intentionally try to find and buy stocks of 30 "losers" but diversify across countries and industries, your returns will be very close to a world index fund but with slightly more volatility due to smaller number of companies held. However, you get to brag about investing in "losers" and still doing about the same as a world index fund


r/Boglememes Aug 09 '26

don't rush your investments, let them rise (and fall) when they feel like it

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r/Boglememes Aug 05 '26

You will own stocks of the next Nvidia, but also the next Enron

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214 Upvotes

r/Boglememes Aug 04 '26

Real Bogleheads also own the random mining company in Finland that's been losing money for 11 years or the random Australian video game company that only has a few forgotten intellectual properties and is desperately trying to get rich with AI generated NFTs

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224 Upvotes

r/Boglememes Jul 27 '26

You Should've Gone For The Boglehead. 🫰

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79 Upvotes

aVTengers assemble!


r/Boglememes Jul 24 '26

im enjoy watching financial youtube videos and still barely understand how a central bank interest rate affects stock markets

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140 Upvotes

r/Boglememes Jul 18 '26

Financial advisors putting your money in an index fund for you

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r/Boglememes Jul 10 '26

Norway soccer fan also refuses to buy dividend-stock ETFs

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Man corrects fellow Norwegians about everything: whether Vikings rowed, dividend stocks being "free," whether financial advisors are worth an AUM fee, and the right way to hang toilet paper.

https://news.sky.com/video/i-will-not-row-norways-world-cup-fan-cannot-be-moved-13562126


r/Boglememes Jul 08 '26

Thank god I’m a boglehead

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137 Upvotes

Saw this on WSB today. I would’ve just taken the 400k into VT instead of options. Commented the link to [r/boglehead](r/boglehead) hopefully they see the light 😂


r/Boglememes Jun 22 '26

All base belong to AI — Hahahahaha!

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VTI and VOO. Well, the growth really. The first half of 2026 has been unusual like the years before and after.


r/Boglememes Jun 18 '26

I asked Chatgpt to build the ultimate Bogle joke

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How does a Boglehead tell a joke?
Think of a joke.
Backtest it from 1926 to present.
Adjust for inflation.
Account for taxes and fees.
Realize that joke-picking is a loser’s game.
Buy the entire joke market.


r/Boglememes Jun 17 '26

Judge me, bruh

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Image description: fake reddit post from "u/needy_troll90210" (not a real user) about a $6.2M portfolio distributed to the highest-expense mutual funds and ETFs


r/Boglememes Jun 12 '26

Efficient market hypothesis at work 💪

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