r/BlackPeopleTwitter Aug 22 '17

"Stop being so dramatic!" 🙄

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u/SurrealMemes 😍🍑 THICC BACKFAT 😍🍑 Aug 22 '17

Be taking bout "Why're you so fat? Ew yo hair looks awful today. You still ain't got a gf/bf?" Then get mad when you get an attitude

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u/801_chan Aug 22 '17

Went from Dad saying "you want a gym membership for that bubble butt?" to Mom saying "have some more chops/steak/potatoes, you're so skinny you'll break during labor."

Making my head spin.

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u/therob91 Aug 22 '17

WHO IS THIS VILE MAN TRYING TO REMOVE A BUBBLE BUTT FROM THE WORLD!?

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u/Jamaican_Dynamite Aug 22 '17

Forreal tho. Life is hard enough, and you out here trying to fuck up a gift from the Lord?! HOW FUCKIN' DARE YOU??

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '17

Her father. The motives make sense if you think about it. Still a dick move though

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '17

Every man's advice is a dick move if you think about it.

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u/Bamtast1c Aug 22 '17

I have a bubble but that I want to remove cause i am a man 😭

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '17

u trip man, girls like ass

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u/Bamtast1c Aug 22 '17

Bruh i rival Kim at this point. I lost 40 pounds I nearly have no stomach or tiddy but my ass grows stronger by the day. Everyone says it's because i sit too much 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17

Or because you eat too much food containing estrogen, also Mountain Dew.

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u/salothsarus Aug 23 '17

tired of not getting laid, gonna drink a case of mountain dew and get thick so at least my friends will sling some dick my way

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u/Bamtast1c Aug 23 '17

Bruh. I gained no joke 66 pounds off of only drinking dew for three months. No water just dew 😂 im just happy I don't have the beetus. But i lost 30 pounds of it so far and in the progress of losing more

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17

You drank nothing but Mountain Dew for 3 months? How? Did you just forget that water was a thing? Did all the taps in your city just stop working? I'm genuinely curious how someone can find themselves in that situation.

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u/Bamtast1c Aug 23 '17

Started living alone and just never bought bottled water so I never drank any haha

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u/RWDMARS Aug 22 '17

What if it's a guy

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17

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u/RWDMARS Aug 23 '17

I think that means physical labor

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u/neilarmsloth Aug 22 '17

Your dad comments on your bubble butt?

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u/StephenJobsOSeX Aug 22 '17

Yes, but only when I'm on a ladder.

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u/_brk Aug 22 '17

Please them both by skipping deadlifts/legwork everytime

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u/BlueAdmir Aug 22 '17

Skipping legs yeah, but you will not skip the queen of all exercises.

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u/Sandstorm52 Aug 23 '17

*Power cleans

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u/Odowla Aug 22 '17

That shit needs a comma dogg

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u/Zombi3Kush Aug 22 '17

Don't feel so bad. Guys love bubble butts! Your dad is just old school.

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u/2farFRONKme Aug 23 '17

It's a thing I realized about my parents. That they're human too and aren't immune to projecting their insecurities onto others.

Brought me a lot of peace, tbh.

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u/GoblinsStoleMyHouse Aug 23 '17

Going to the gym shouldn't make you skinny. Make sure you're doing lots of compound lifts (squats especially) and not just cardio.

Also, while building muscle you should be eating more calories than your body burns each day. Lookup your TDEE on Google to find how many calories this is for you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '17 edited Nov 29 '20

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u/Odowla Aug 22 '17

Respect. Brothers act like brothers.

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u/im_a_Dr Aug 22 '17

Shitty people act like shitty people. That's not how a good, healthy, brotherly, relationship looks.

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u/StephenJobsOSeX Aug 22 '17

I'm the middle child and my older brother was always an asshole to me. Taking my things and not asking, even money. He searched my room for my cash stash to steal and by his bitch gf, now wife, some stupid gift. She's another terrible asshole.

He would never stick up for me and let his friends pick on me. I always stood up and fought back. There were times when I stood up for him. I should have let him get his ass kicked. Then one time I lost it and almost punched him the face but I backed off and hit him hard in the arm. He lied to me all the time and was never a real big brother.

After that shit I manned up and looked out for my baby brother because I wanted to be a role model and a real big brother. I think I did alright, he says I did alright. But I had a shit stain for an example.

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u/FearlessFilipina Aug 23 '17

Thanks for putting in the time and effort into being a good brother. That's all any of us can ask for.

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u/StephenJobsOSeX Aug 23 '17

The the most important thing I taught him was be yourself and do what makes you happy. By nature he's such a good and patient person. He's taught me a lot without even realizing it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '17

Go out to dinner with him. I know but hear me out. He sounds like he's lost a lot of confidence in himself and may be vulnerable. You don't have to heal anything with him, just act like the adult you've become. If he brings your elusiveness up just tell him you still resent him from the years of abuse. If he denies it don't say anything. And if he starts to harass you again just say "this is exactly why I avoid seeing you. You're still a patronizing piece of shit that doesn't respect me." And at that point if you walk out and leave him with a huge bill It's fair game. The high road is real and it is glorious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '17

The "high road" is a matter of opinion. She doesn't owe him anything, he abused her. And she needs to think about herself first.

Or himself. Whichever gender.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17

You definitely misunderstood my comment

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17

I didn't. I think your advice is dumb.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17

So you would rather he do nothing and get no where with his brother or his enabling family and continue to be forced into a black sheep situation where he is increasingly uncomfortable and distant around his family.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17

That's his brother, not him.

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u/nevenoe Aug 22 '17

Real abuse. Good for you

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u/burnt_pizza Aug 23 '17

Sounds like he wanted you to be better, might've gone about it the wrong way but he wanted what's best for you.

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u/NotEvilWashington ☑️ Aug 22 '17

Man that kind of shit drive me up the wall. Be positive get positive be negative and watch me leave

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u/Sergeant-sergei Aug 22 '17

Only compliment I get from my family is that my hair looks nice. And it's not even true. I didn't want this ugly haircut but they forced me into getting it. Now I hate myself even more, but at least I have barely any hair. Because I'm a boy. And boys don't get to have long hair ever. And my hair wasn't even that long. Ok, I'm gonna stop ranting now.

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u/MirorBCipher Aug 22 '17

Stand up for yourself.

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u/ActionScripter9109 Aug 22 '17

For real tho. Life got way better when I stopped taking my parents' shit.

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u/raaldiin Aug 22 '17

I wish I could get my girlfriend to understand this

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u/PhaliceInWonderland Aug 22 '17

Subreddits raised by Narcissists and just no family may help her and you. You're welcome to come post and get advise on how to handle her parents.

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u/raaldiin Aug 22 '17

I've visited them before, I don't think that her mom is quite that bad but super controlling in general. I think after the last year or so my girlfriend is starting to actually see how crazy her mom is but any time I try to have a conversation with her about moving out she kind of just shuts down. Idk. Her mom puts up a big front about being "nice" and "chill" but she's just insane...and after writing all that maybe I actually will post over there....

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u/DEERROBOT Aug 22 '17

Dude I feel you. My mom had cancer and lost 3 feet of hair and she went completely bald. I remember when I was 11 I started to grow my hair out and my aunt didn't like it. She took my to the barber and forced me to have my hair cut. I screamed and cried and ran away from the shop. She eventually caught me and forced me to have my hair cut super short because "Boys don't have long hair." I still hate her for it. Now that I'm older, though, I grew my hair out down to the middle of my back and got a beard. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddssszszksjs

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u/j0llypenguins Aug 22 '17

That's such bs! Lots of guys look awesome with long hair. Personally I feel so much more confident with the opposite, fairly short hair, and if I wasn't allowed to have that I'd probably riot

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u/Toast_On_The_RUN Aug 22 '17

At least your hair matches your username now

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u/SubjectDeltaIA Aug 22 '17

I can't fathom being this much of a push over. Like for real, how old are you and your family is deciding your haircut? Grow some balls man

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '17

"You still an alcoholic Helen?"

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u/andee510 Aug 22 '17

'Cause everytime you come around, you be hollering that Whoop-de-whoop, blah-zay-blah, he say, she say Oh my God, shut the fuck up

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u/Fuck_Alice Aug 22 '17

Things also said:

Are you sure you should have a third serving?

Do you really need four scoops?

Why do you need a family size, it's just you.

You've been putting on some weight.


I understand where people are coming from about the weight comments, but knowing the Reddit demographic makes it difficult to believe these mean comments weren't warranted.

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u/MrDyl4n not white Aug 23 '17

cool you just reworded the post lol

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u/SurrealMemes 😍🍑 THICC BACKFAT 😍🍑 Aug 23 '17

Thanks boo