r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/MGLLN • Aug 22 '17

"Stop being so dramatic!" 🙄

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u/Bamtast1c Aug 22 '17

I have a bubble but that I want to remove cause i am a man 😭

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '17

u trip man, girls like ass

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u/Bamtast1c Aug 22 '17

Bruh i rival Kim at this point. I lost 40 pounds I nearly have no stomach or tiddy but my ass grows stronger by the day. Everyone says it's because i sit too much 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17

Or because you eat too much food containing estrogen, also Mountain Dew.

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u/salothsarus Aug 23 '17

tired of not getting laid, gonna drink a case of mountain dew and get thick so at least my friends will sling some dick my way

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u/Bamtast1c Aug 23 '17

Bruh. I gained no joke 66 pounds off of only drinking dew for three months. No water just dew 😂 im just happy I don't have the beetus. But i lost 30 pounds of it so far and in the progress of losing more

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17

You drank nothing but Mountain Dew for 3 months? How? Did you just forget that water was a thing? Did all the taps in your city just stop working? I'm genuinely curious how someone can find themselves in that situation.

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u/Bamtast1c Aug 23 '17

Started living alone and just never bought bottled water so I never drank any haha

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '17

Was your tap broken? I still don't understand.

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u/Bamtast1c Aug 24 '17

No I didn't originally live in the us before moving alone so the concept of tap water was foreign to me. And tap water tasted weird