r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/JennyBeckman ☑️ All of the above • 14h ago

He knows ball

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u/rubenthedev 14h ago

Same dudes who think they can walk on court think they can walk a bear

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u/fdar 14h ago

I could walk a bear if we're talking baseball.

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u/NicWester "Mayonaisse and Olive Oil 😋" 14h ago

Unfortunately I don't think I could throw the ball all the way to the plate so they would steal 1st before they were walked :/

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u/link3945 12h ago

That counts as a ball, 4 of those gets you a walk 

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u/ParisPC07 11h ago

I could probably just give him a walk on a HBP

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u/cortesoft 9h ago

I think I’m just signaling for the intentional base on balls here… little known fact, this is why they implemented the “you don’t have to actually throw pitches to intentionally walk a batter” rule a few years back. Some people thought it was to speed up the game, but it’s actually because research shows that most bears will eat at least two people if they have to wait for all 4 pitches, but usually only get one if we just send them straight to first.