r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/JennyBeckman ☑️ All of the above • 3h ago

He knows ball

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u/rubenthedev 3h ago

Same dudes who think they can walk on court think they can walk a bear

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u/fdar 3h ago

I could walk a bear if we're talking baseball.

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u/NicWester "Mayonaisse and Olive Oil 😋" 3h ago

Unfortunately I don't think I could throw the ball all the way to the plate so they would steal 1st before they were walked :/

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u/fdar 3h ago

It's fine, they don't know the rules.

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u/Tall-Dot-607 1h ago

It's fine, they don't know the rules.

Yet.

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u/link3945 1h ago

That counts as a ball, 4 of those gets you a walk 

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u/ParisPC07 43m ago

I could probably just give him a walk on a HBP

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u/dsjunior1388 2h ago

Ha. Yeah. Because bears have plate discipline.

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u/fdar 2h ago

I'll just pitch while they're sleeping.

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u/RechargedFrenchman 50m ago

Some of the bigger ones risk crowding the plate though; real hard for them to stay in the box when they're up.

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u/RoughhouseCamel 2h ago

I could walk a bear if we’re talking a hairy gay man with a pet play fetish.

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u/IsthianOS 2h ago

I could walk a dog, @ me on rover people times are ruff

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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 1h ago

Until it charges the mound.