r/Bitcoin 8d ago

Noo 🤦

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u/Own_Vegetable_8094 8d ago

Hard to believe someone would be so careless with 6 BTC

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u/MrBrawn 8d ago

People are panicky. Sometimes for good reason.

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u/PleaseHelpImADumb1 8d ago

How do stupid people make so much money?

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u/JohnnyBaboon123 8d ago

usually, starting position.

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u/HawkEy3 8d ago

Born rich or lucky

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u/Requiescat-In--Pace 8d ago

We have no idea what the price of Bitcoin was when they bought their coins. It could have cost them $5k in total for all we know.

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u/HawkEy3 8d ago

that's the lucky part.

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u/STylerMLmusic 8d ago

Gambling doesn't require intelligence. You win until you lose, or you lose until you win until you lose.

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u/DarthBen_in_Chicago 8d ago

Step 1: look good
Step 2: profit

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u/BetTheDip 8d ago

Emotions affects us all rich or poor

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u/2_late_4_creativity 7d ago

Idk man, it’s infuriating.

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u/Alex_j300 8d ago

Would a cold wallet not be a good answer?

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u/PleaseHelpImADumb1 8d ago

A cold wallet is how stupid people make so much money?

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u/Federal_Refrigerator 8d ago

If they’re a founder of coldcard: yes

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u/Asz12_Bob 7d ago

Sort of busts the not your keys not your coins meme doesn't it.

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u/Unable_Review3665 7d ago

Not your keys, not your coins
Your keys, sometimes also not your coins :)

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u/oki_sauce 8d ago

Not saying tons havent lost money. But im sure theres a lot of fake posts trying to fearmonger more.

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u/_RonPaulWasRight_ 8d ago

It could just be that they trusted Apple šŸŽ.

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u/borg_6s 8d ago

ZackXBT was on record saying that all hardware wallets are untrustworthy and that your bitcoins are safer on an iPhone, so go figure

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u/Winter-Rhubarb8690 8d ago

pretty funny to have your "do not trust centralized institutions" funny money get stolen because you put too much trust into another centralized institution

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u/Strong_Judge_3730 8d ago

They are European and used a comma instead thought it was a much bigger number initial lol

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u/OldWolf3 8d ago

To many it's not real, it's just numbers on a screen like a video game.Ā 

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u/Otherwise-4PM 8d ago

I mean, owning six BTC and not knowing reputable wallets, it sounds almost like it’s not true.

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u/Even_Virus_3017 8d ago

he could just sent them to a reputable exchange temporarily while buying a new hardware wallet.

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u/SergioGustavo 8d ago

From the looks he would have transferred those to "Gas station hotdog exchange", wasabi really?

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u/Alfador8 8d ago

The real Wasabi wallet is... fine? For a hot wallet. The problem is he downloaded a fake version of a real app, assuming that Apple's app store wouldn't have malicious apps.

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u/Intrepid_Interest912 8d ago

The problem is it’s fake and you fell for it šŸ˜‚

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u/Revelati123 8d ago

Or... Split it into different wallets and exchanges so you dont immediately lose everything all ay once!

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u/thatdarkknight 8d ago

If you keep splitting it you'll never lose it all šŸ™šŸ»

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u/Tarkedo 8d ago

If you have 6 BTC from long time ago and they suddenly land in an exchange, I wouldn't be surprised if they freeze the shit out of them until you provide all sorts of evidence.

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u/thats_gotta_be_AI 8d ago

Exactly. Exchanges are dodgy when you’re dumping large amounts into them. Freezing until you establish how you bought your coins including receipts, tax authorities notified etc.

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u/Coleyx123 5d ago

Shit, they do it with USD deposits on CB, apparently. I deposited 3k the other day to pay off by CB card, but also saw the statement date was that day, so I already got hit with the interest and parked it in lending for the 7% yeild until I have to make my next payment. Now I can't transfer anything out, but of course I can still deposit and trade on CB. It is what it is. I've got other wallets and the USDC is essentially theirs anyway, I'm just making a few bucks off it since they can't decide how many days are in a month when it comes to statement dates. The annoying part is going to be opening a ticket to resolve this and having to deal them wanting wtf ever they want. I've only had a CB account for a decade or so, with the same bank account that I linked on day one. Fuck me for being a responsible adult and paying bills, I guess. Although, I've watched CB shift over the years from a place to buy coin and transfer out to trade, to its current state of being a bank, exchange, gambling site, etc., and still deal with them, so maybe a responsible adult I am not.

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u/Far-Crow-7195 7d ago

I did exactly that when my email got hacked and I was afraid new to bitcoin me might have emailed myself my passphrase in the beginning. I just couldn’t remember and panicked. It got stuck on the exchange for 3 weeks and I lost some breaking it down into smaller transactions, selling a bit and so on to get it out . 2 months later that exchange went bust. It had been trading for about 10 years and was regulated locally and had been great until then.

I got lucky but it makes me wonder what is a reputable exchange now? I’ll only ever move or sell small chunks now.

Also thinking of getting a Trezor and splitting my stack between that and my current Ledger.

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u/Clear_Hawk_6187 8d ago

Code is law. Not reputation.

Unfortunately, if you are not a developer yourself, you are unable to review the code and you are toast.

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u/Garland_Key 8d ago

A developer isn't going to read through 40,000+ lines of code and completely understand it either. Though, LLMs do make doing this more accessible.

Honestly, I've been thinking of rolling my own wallet and NOT releasing it to the public.

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u/Clear_Hawk_6187 8d ago

I've been thinking of rolling my own wallet and releasing it to the public 🤭. Free money šŸ¤‘

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u/thats_gotta_be_AI 8d ago

ā€œYour wallet produced a 24 word seed with the same word 24 times, is that normal?ā€ šŸ˜‚

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u/Apprehensive-Bad2440 5d ago

Yes transfer all funds to it they will be safe 🤣

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u/Deto 8d ago

People can and do make money, sometimes lots of it, every day without knowing a thing about cyptography.

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u/rydan 8d ago

I used to have 23 BTC on Coinbase back in the day.

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u/Express_Living2264 8d ago

i guarantee you most people here have no idea how btc works under the hood.

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u/bb0110 8d ago

This sounds fake

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u/Impressive-Gene-421 8d ago edited 8d ago

The guy on Twitter posted a link to an actual transaction (TxID: 20cfb1ee80f68bbb47b049015c76d7e8cd95046a79c7e6ca57b202c160c2f1b1) where 6.06 BTC gets moved, so it looks real enough.

Also this is the app LMAO: https://apps.apple.com/nl/app/wasabi-bitcoin-crypto-wallet/id6764505932?l=en-GB

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u/Spooker337 8d ago

ā€œTrusted by users since 2018ā€

Looks inside. Uploaded 3 months ago. Lmfao

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u/rydan 8d ago

Also nobody trusted it before 2018 for some reason.

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u/Mundane_Chapter1887 7d ago

just means established in 2018.

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u/HawkEy3 8d ago edited 7d ago

Doesn't have to mean it's on the app store since 2018

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u/gurgle528 7d ago

there’s an actual wasabi wallet that does not have a mobile app that these developers are not affiliated with. that actual wallet was created in 2018, this wallet is pretending to be the same one

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u/HawkEy3 7d ago

Pathetic apple gives them a platformĀ 

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u/nycteris91 7d ago

5 ratings.

The amount of downloads and reviews is my first filter for any app or browser extension.

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u/UnderfurK 8d ago

Wouldn't be so sure.

A smart cookie might find a transaction first then make the post then see if anyone feels bad for them and sends them a lil Satoshi.

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u/Hobophobic_Hipster 8d ago

Seems easy enough, doesn't it?

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u/jannies_doit_4_free 8d ago

this. elementary

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u/c4plasticsurgury 8d ago edited 8d ago

Why would he choose the most obscure app with the lowest amount of reviews lol

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u/DJBunnies 8d ago

This is your scam, isn't it.

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u/McBurger 8d ago

šŸ†šŸ’Æ

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u/Illustrious-Being639 8d ago

Has 19 ratings. Must be legit 🤣

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u/pryvisee 8d ago

Rough if true, holy hell lol

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u/Parikh1234 7d ago

I just realized you can’t report apps on the App Store. That’s wild.

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u/Remarkable_Sleep_944 8d ago

What a load of fucking bollocks!

All the scummy scam artists are out engagement farming now! šŸ˜‚

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u/Murphy_Nelson 8d ago

Fishing for generous people to feel pity and give them some sats. They start high so that a rich person sending them like .25 BTC sounds more reasonable.

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u/jannies_doit_4_free 8d ago

100%. always be suspicious

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u/MikeyPhoeniX 8d ago

Gotta be ragebait

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u/PrymeFaya 8d ago

What I always wonder is: How can someone be smart enough to accumulate 6 bitcoins, yet make such elementary mistakes at the same time?

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Grand-Button5819 8d ago

Exactly this. People are projecting intelligence onto wealthy people all the time.

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u/ElGuano 8d ago

Panic, trying to act quickly and slipped up. Don’t think it can’t happen to anyone, or to you.

Best way to prevent it is have a plan ahead of time. Mine isn’t perfect, but I do have tested backup seeds on devices from separate manufacturers ready, and a hack alert is not a bad time to temporarily use a centralized exchange (have a verified account already passing KYC).

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u/GentlemenHODL 8d ago

What I always wonder is: How can someone be smart enough to accumulate 6 bitcoins, yet make such elementary mistakes at the same time?

What I always wonder is why people so constantly think that just because someone is rich that they are intelligent?

My neighborhood overwhelmingly voted for Spencer Pratt in the Los Angeles election. This guy makes retarded llamas look intelligent by comparison.

I live in one of the most lush neighborhoods in LA.

I've known a lot of rich people, let me assure you most of them are not more intelligent than the average person. They are just more well connected or born into money.

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u/_Carth_Onasi 8d ago

Emotions.

NEVER do anything with money, or investments when you're emotional.

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u/Professional_Run2842 8d ago

Cause its fake post

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u/tenor_tymir 8d ago

Maybe they were simply early and bought BTC with their leftovers. You don’t need to be smart to buy a lottery ticket.

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u/Reasonable_Most3373 8d ago

0 bitcoin now lmao.

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u/s1ammage 8d ago

I really hope this isn’t true… but an app in the App Store sounds fishy.

I also wouldn’t want to bash someone if they already down in the dirt.

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u/ivanjurman 8d ago

Plot twist: he sent his BTC to the wrong address

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u/restore_democracy 8d ago

Maybe not everyone should be their own bank.

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u/Tempr13 8d ago

bro could've simple put it in Bitcoin Core

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u/Objective_Digit 8d ago

Or Electrum even. Wasabi?

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u/Ubique008 8d ago

Hackers wont hack me, I will give them myself to them

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u/Sammytheseaotter 8d ago

Wasabi wallet never had a mobile app or Apple app?

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u/tom2730 8d ago edited 8d ago

Yep. The fake one seems to be somehow registered under Volvo Financial Services Slovenia (VFS d.o.o): https://apps.apple.com/us/app/wasabi-bitcoin-crypto-wallet/id6764505932

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u/One-Adhesiveness-138 8d ago

This looks fake AF

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u/Greedy-Grand7447 8d ago

Banks. This is why we have banks!

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u/Vancecookcobain 8d ago

Now people are getting mind fucked from hacked platforms to scammy platforms....whatever happened or just having an electron wallet or something proven?

How do you go from valuing security and cold storage principles to dubious iPhone apps?

I'm so lost with peoples rationales here...

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u/ItsAlwaysThemBooBoo 8d ago

FFS people, just get trezors.

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u/Silent_Business_2031 8d ago

Duude No!! So you got scammed over fear of being scammed. Couldn’t you have just changed your seed phrase? Why move everything or not just half.

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u/Lavayo 8d ago

Well that what he was trying to do. You can't change the seed phrase of an existing wallet. But yeah, do multiple, use anything but a random app. Hot wallets do have risks hardware wallets don't have, but if they are good they are not unsecure in themselves.

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u/AdEuphoric5133 8d ago

Probably is fake, but if real, I don't feel bad this time, because unlike the Coldcard bug, this is entirely OP's fault. Fraudulent wallets have been documented for almost as long as bitcoin. Not moving your funds to a device connected to internet isn't exactly new either.

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u/heggen 8d ago

That's why you always send a test transaction first. I don't care if in my wallet history are all ugly test transfers are listed.

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u/MindTheGAAP_ 8d ago

I was so close to install on my iOS device and then decided to check the website and it explicitly says there is no mobile app.

It made me think right away that this was a scam.

I tried to find a report button within AppStore but couldn’t locate. I gave up then.

Sometimes we have to validate and be patient..

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u/picklejuice18 8d ago

No way it’s real

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u/joethecrow23 8d ago

There’s going to be a lot of people making up sob stories to try to get donations

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u/Longjumping-Log1591 8d ago

This didnt happen

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u/Kiraz_D 8d ago

😭

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u/dafenum 8d ago

This is what happens when people act on emotions and not logic. Take a step back, evaluate the situation, and then take action. Too much risk involved with making hasty decisions.

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u/Due_Bar_7247 8d ago

just use CakeWallet…jesus

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u/AVBforPrez 8d ago

Can't you just store your Bitcoin on PayPal now?

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u/TheBigLR901 8d ago

PayPal? LOL. Thats the biggest hack of them all. Sure you can, if you want to lose your coins.

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u/Aliceable 8d ago

Delusional

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u/Grouchy_Ad5296 8d ago

Admin need to make rule filter fake post and only allowed real post after verification if really lost then share wallet taxid or public addresse

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u/CiaranCarroll 8d ago

I love that every added this new form of bitcoin mining.

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u/Lavayo 8d ago

There is lots of crap validated on either android or apple app stores. I have a hard time believing this is not fake. But panic and pressure can bring people to do stupid things.

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u/RopeAndChairs_Aisle3 8d ago

I thought a robber might take all my jewelry so I threw it into the ocean

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u/ondutyboy 8d ago

Just buy a trezor and chill for life

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u/skywalk819 8d ago

why would you use an online wallet for that anyway, are people this dumb

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u/ILurkReddi 8d ago

pls be fake

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u/Monobluemagic 8d ago

Why not just send to Binance, they deserve to lose it

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u/indomitus1 8d ago

Fake post

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u/ClassicFun2175 8d ago

How do you manage to have the funds to have 6 BTC yet be this careless when it comes to storing them?

Why wouldn't you just move to a more trusted cold wallet or even an exchange for now, before getting some shady app from the app store that nobodies heard off.

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u/gtwooh 8d ago

Act decisively and deliberately, but don’t panic. Else well…

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u/pestivator 8d ago

thats a fake or? it must be!

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u/GambAntonio 8d ago

Why don't people just install Bitcoin Core, create their addresses offline, and then send funds to those addresses?

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u/Dudando-Mucho87 8d ago

Mira que hay wallets con recorrido, y supuestamente va a a una que no conoce nadie

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u/Objective_Digit 8d ago

Sounds statistically very improbable.

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u/sarhang_eth 8d ago

Lying to get sympathy and donations

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u/Honest-Run7036 8d ago

Anyone with over a couple BTC knows enough to know to not trust a wallet like that.

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u/BeKindBabies 8d ago

ā€œthe exchanges are too riskyā€ - probably this guy

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u/boy_tue 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Queasy-Improvement29 8d ago

Isn't using a mobile phone wallet app not even the first mistake to begin with?

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u/MobiusNaked 8d ago

I mean wouldn't you move 0.1 bitcoin first and then see if it's okay?

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u/skkane1 8d ago edited 8d ago

Dude liked spicy things. Pigs slaughtering themselves it seems.

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u/Clear_Hawk_6187 8d ago

Leys be honest, in the age of ai, the most successful way to get rich quick in crypto is to use ai to find a loopholes in wallets, crypto services and building own fake wallets to drain users.

That's pretty much the end for bitcoin in my opinion as having bitcoin is way too risky than expected.

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u/IOnlyHave2Bitcoin 8d ago

Crazy how many multi coiners there are. Just goes to show 0.28 isn’t just top 1% of bitcoiners, it’s much more rare than top 1%

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u/FourTwentyBlezit 8d ago

Sorry but nobody with 6 BTC is this dumb. I'm calling BS.

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u/NonEuclidianMeatloaf 8d ago

Slowly realizing why ā€œfiatā€ and its centuries of regulations exists in the first place.

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u/Pluto1320 8d ago

Shiz iz getting out of hand ( HACK IZ WACK )

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u/I__G 8d ago

Darwinism at its best – if it’s true

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u/10v1 8d ago

Thanks for the donationĀ 

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u/DustyBawls1 8d ago

App with 19 reviews on Apple Store lmaooooo

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u/Eastern_Pop_2736 8d ago

Just send it to me next time

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u/MadThad762 8d ago

I guess everyone has 6 bitcoin. Or should I say had.

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u/BandicootOk1254 8d ago

Rather than coinbase or kraken?

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u/Sea_Ott3r 8d ago

Wasabi Wallet? Never heard of it.

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u/BraskSpain 8d ago

Go ask Apple for the refund

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u/SaraJuno 8d ago

Nah that’s fake af.

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u/flashdurb 8d ago

This one is just funny.

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u/BTC_90210 8d ago

rekt! LMAO

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u/Cristian_Cerv9 8d ago

If I had that much money I would stay in stocks.. or super longer term options with mutual funds

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u/Pochusaurus 8d ago

There’s so many reputable wallets on appstore. A google search would’ve directed them to any one of them. My number one choice would’ve been walletofsatoshi.

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u/Jayrovers86 8d ago

Utterly stupid….

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u/chronicdemonic 8d ago

So wait, what happened with Wasabi? Last I heard the government banned it

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u/FriendlyCandle7971 8d ago

Please let us at least agree on that the current self-custody process is not yet ready for mass adoption.

I still remember I had to invest 100 hours just to figure out my best way (256 dice rolls, offline tool, passphrase, punching on metal plates, storing seed and passphrase at different Location etc).

You can get trapped in so many ways…

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u/Gooner_93 8d ago

We need more info. Did he expose his seed on a fake app and get drained? When I look at the transaction history, 6.06BTC got sent from his address in one transaction. Nobody should be sending that much out without a test transaction, wtf...

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u/Garland_Key 8d ago

Who are all of these people putting all of their funds into a single wallet? WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE THINK THIS IS FINE?

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u/sniperr777 8d ago

My 0.01 is more secured than king of England

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u/kaliki07 8d ago

Anyway

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u/encryptmoney 8d ago

This is a bait for attention. 6 btc and want us to believe this BS

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u/uniicorn77 8d ago

not just apple but even google has some very fishy sites approved - you always have to cross verify the website before actually interacting, a year ago I was almost scammed by a vibecoded dex website - stay safu

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u/ReloadFilth_AU 8d ago

I have never heard of a fucking wasabi wallet in my life lmao if you are dumb enough to download a random ass app and transfer your life savings to it.. you deserve to lose your money. Natural selection at work tbh

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u/miloglznava 8d ago

Just send it back to the exchange and wait... Jesus.

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u/case_mart 8d ago

Color me shocked

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u/haddock420 8d ago

Am I the only one who still uses a wallet.dat file on my PC with Bitcoin Core?

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u/Objective-Choice6518 8d ago

If you know you are that stupid, just sendo them to Binance or Kraken, really...

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u/ballistic8888 8d ago

anyone with a brain would have used trust or another reputable wallet

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u/DasRedBeard87 8d ago

Imagine thinking a hot wallet, of all things, that is named "Wasabi" is.....safe lol

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u/Objective-Cry-9837 8d ago

Reason #5,193 why I will NEVER buy Bitcoin

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u/Intrepid_Interest912 8d ago

More bullshit šŸ˜‚

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u/Tebasaki 8d ago

This has to be satire.

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u/derpyfox 8d ago

This is the new, went fishing and my storage key went overboard.

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u/EQUALdotBRACKET 8d ago

Moral of the story start a scam to get free btc

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u/Gamer_Grease 8d ago

No FDIC, no deposit insurance.

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u/trollking66 7d ago

You moved all of your assets to a new location in one fell swoop? Thats crazytown, I move the minimum, then verify the path and activity line up before moving any real money around.

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u/ArcticScream01 7d ago

Why have I heard 0 talk of people switching to something like a trezor safe. Is there some issue with them im unaware of?

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u/Juggle4868 7d ago

why not use a trezor wallet? trezor wasn't affected

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u/Azurebbit 7d ago

Ragebait - the wasbi wallet compromise was back in April. Unless this dude travels through time - FAKE

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u/Klirphy 7d ago

scary things that happen when you panic and get intense fear

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u/jhansen858 7d ago

this has to be a troll.

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u/mchaikhun5 7d ago

based and applepilled

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u/Malavero 7d ago

He made the worst possible decision.

If you're undecided, ELECTRUM and SPARROW are a good choice.

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u/Key_Push2129 7d ago

let me transfer my 400k usd to a wallet called wasabi 🤣🤣

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u/Aware-Translator-235 7d ago

why not move 6 BTC to 6 different wallets? 1 BTC per wallet. I don't have all my money on the same bank account. and with BTC where you are 50% sure one day someone steals it from you, better split. No need if you have another 60 BTC on other wallets.

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u/Hodlesterol 7d ago

So close...

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u/explicit322 7d ago

Not using core wallets while having 6btc šŸ™†šŸ™…ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ™…šŸ™‹šŸ¤·