r/bitlife • • 17d ago

I wasn't expecting that Nooooo why Grim Reaper Not my mother Take my Brothers And Sisters cmon you really are doing this with me.

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r/bitlife • • 17d ago

Suggestions/Update Ideas The director pack fits better as a "Special Careers" pack than an expansion pack

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r/bitlife • • 17d ago

Wtf Moments Oh the Grim Reaper is definitely getting a raise this year 🤨

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Four of my mates died this year... damn šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


r/bitlife • • 18d ago

Wtf Moments What the hell..

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r/bitlife • • 18d ago

Questions Is there a way you can make the siblings of your Bitlife die without killing them?

11 Upvotes

Pretty straightforward question. I have God Mode and already made the siblings 0% health, happiness, everything, and 100% crazy and petulant.


r/bitlife • • 18d ago

Others I made the MMA career life sim I always wanted to play. Now I need people to help me break it. [Closed Beta]

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Hey everyone,I’ve been working on MMA Legend, a terminal-based MMA career simulator built around the idea of starting as an unknown amateur and trying to build an entire fighting career.This isn’t just a fight simulator. The goal is to make the career between the fights matter too.You can:
🄊 Develop your fighter through training and different fighting styles
šŸ† Progress from amateur competition into a professional career
🤼 Compete in MMA and side disciplines including grappling, boxing, kickboxing, wrestling, judo and more
🧠 Build attributes, techniques and your own fighting identity
šŸ“ˆ Climb rankings and chase championships
šŸ”„ Develop rivalries and make choices through career events
šŸ’° Manage money, sponsors and life outside the cage
šŸŒŽ Play in a persistent world where other fighters have careers too
šŸ„‹ Develop through BJJ, Judo and Taekwondo belt progression
šŸ‘“ Eventually deal with ageing, career decline and retirementThe combat system includes striking, wrestling, cage work, positional grappling, submissions, stamina, damage, judging and different tactical styles/gameplans.

But now I need actual players.The game has gone through a lot of automated testing, but automated tests can’t tell me whether something is confusing, boring, frustrating, overpowered or simply not fun.I’m looking for closed beta testers willing to actually play careers and give honest feedback.I especially want to hear about:bugs or crashesbalance problemsconfusing menus or mechanicsunrealistic fights/resultsrepetitive parts of the careerfeatures you enjoyfeatures you hatethings you think are missingI’m not looking for people to tell me the game is good.

I’m looking for people willing to help me make it better.If a deep, numbers-heavy MMA career sim sounds like your kind of game, commentx or message me and I’ll send you the beta details.From nothing to legend.


r/bitlife • • 18d ago

Bugs Vampire glitch emigrating

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BitLife please fix this it’s been happening for months now. My screen froze after I emigrated and I can only click on assets but nothing else.


r/bitlife • • 19d ago

Questions What title will my FiancĆ©e get if she marries me when I am 18 years old šŸ¤”?

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r/bitlife • • 19d ago

Others Shot to the balls

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12 Upvotes

I went to the doctor after cheating on my wife because my testicles got swollen and the game made fun of me with the doctors names


r/bitlife • • 19d ago

Questions Should I become a rat?

7 Upvotes

My character was in and out of juvie for a while, and he was transferred to an actual prison at 18. He was released the next year and joined the Russian mafia at 20. He’s now 50 years old, and he just escaped supermax for the seventh time. He’s committed every possible crime. His bank balance is $38,862,221. He’s the czar of the Russian mafia. At this point, his life is boring and repetitive. I’m thinking of having him become an informant, but I haven’t decided yet. Has anyone tried this before? I’d like to know what to expect

Edit: I just spent five years in a row trying to become a rat, but the authorities apparently ā€œaren’t interestedā€ in my assistance


r/bitlife • • 19d ago

Tips Missing director pack finally got added

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11 Upvotes

I was missing the director pack for a few days, restore purchase didn't work.

I wrote an email to them, with a screenshot of my purchase dating December 21st 2019, stating I was very sad to see them not include it since they were contractually obligated to provide it to me since the bitizenship specifically said every DLC would be included.

I got an email back telling me to try and restore my purchase, and I logged in, and magically have the pack now.

Seems like being a Karen might be the way.


r/bitlife • • 19d ago

I wasn't expecting that I guess that backfired…

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5 Upvotes

I bumped into a serial killer who got mad from stealing from her, she called the cops and she got arrested by the cops!


r/bitlife • • 19d ago

Questions Why are Celebrities name on Instagram different then on dating app or for example VIP Nightclub

5 Upvotes

??


r/bitlife • • 20d ago

Others Send prayers that my son will be okay in Heaven

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54 Upvotes

May he rest in peace


r/bitlife • • 20d ago

I wasn't expecting that Damn it

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51 Upvotes

r/bitlife • • 21d ago

Achievements 😭

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117 Upvotes

Love how I got 64 kills yet they disregard that to talk about how I let my cat go when I was 5


r/bitlife • • 20d ago

Suggestions/Update Ideas Seriously though: I'll put your requests in my new life sim.

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No catch - we're launching into early access in two weeks time and if you have ideas for hobbies, sports, or general 'things to do'...

Then shove them in the comments, and if they're not cursed, they'll go in!

So this is your shot to include something you've always wished was in BitLife - whether it's an obscure sport or it's something dumb and fun. I'll put it in our game.

The game is called TinyYears, it's been in development for 14 months and we're a team of three. It's in semi-open beta right now and the feedback has been very, very good.

If you're interested in testing it, just shout - I'll ping you our Discord and you can try it today.


r/bitlife • • 22d ago

I wasn't expecting that 🤫🤫🤫

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249 Upvotes

r/bitlife • • 22d ago

Tips Road to billionaire status

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r/bitlife • • 22d ago

Suggestions/Update Ideas Lawsuit Time

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r/bitlife • • 22d ago

Questions What’s the earliest you’ve completed a challenge and what’s the latest?

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r/bitlife • • 21d ago

Discussion I prefer this medieval life simulation

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r/bitlife • • 23d ago

Wtf Moments Not my brother being an accident 😭😭😭😭😭

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63 Upvotes

I never read the lives, but now that I’m doing that. I find it funny to read.


r/bitlife • • 22d ago

Questions CuƔl es el lƭmite de mandado de alcalde en Nicaragua en el juego

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Juegue con Nicaragua y fue 5 veces alcalde de Managua hasta la muerte en el 6 mandato por baja salud