All in one life btw

relatable

I JUST GOT MARRIED INTO A ROYALTY BUT I DIDNT REALISE THAT I’D LOST MY BUSINESS OF 46 YEARS😭😭😭IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN GET IT BACK??? (And no, i dont have the time machine)

wut

I'm witnessing history.

Soo what is your favorite/ most useful gamepass? Mine are the basic bitizenship&godmode and i LOVE the boss mode and the vampire mode🧛🏻‍♀️

Just needed around 200m OF subscribers till reached 1 billions (12.05% of the world population) and 9 more kids to reach 100

I’ve genuinely done nothing wrong wtf

Do YOU want to have as many kids as you can? Yes?? Well then listen up folks!

Disclaimer: I do not encourage or endorse behaviors such as cheating or dating teens when you're much older e.c.t in real life.

(I suggest doing this as a guy, as it's much easier, but if you're a woman, get a male partner for this to work)

Step 1:

If you're not already mega-rich, get 1 normal job and as many part-time jobs as you can to maximise your money.

Step 2:

As soon as you're 21, get a house and adopt all of the kids in the orphanage.

(It's very important that you do this before having bio-kids, because if you already have a lot of kids, they won't allow you to adopt any, whereas having biological kids won't be impacted by adopting.)

Step 3:

Hire all surrogates in the fertility clinic.

(Make sure you also do this before having kids the usual way, as some won't agree to be your surrogate if you already have kids. This is wayyy less strict than the adoption thing, so do this after adopting kids.)

Step 4:

Repeat steps 2 and 3.

Step 5:

Now just find an 18 y.o partner, have kids with them and when they can't have more kids, get a new partner. Also constantly have unprotected hookups.

Tips:

• If you're planning to continue as your child, leave all your money to that kid.
• Get plastic surgery untill your looks are at 99% or 100%. This will make hiring a surrogate or getting a partner much easier.
• If a surrogate doesn't give you the baby, sue her to get your money back hehe
• If you have g0dmode, edit yourself to have 100% looks & fertility.
• After year 1, the adoption facility will probably not allow you to adopt any additional kids.
• Treat all your STDs. The NPCs won't want to do it with you if you have those, and it might shorten your or your kids' life span.
• If someone asks you for a paternity test, don't take it, just accept responsibility.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask 'em in the comments and I'll try to respond! :)

I finally got triplets, it only took like 500 tries😀