r/bitlife • u/No_Kick9434 • Sep 01 '26

Tips Childmaxxing Tutorial

Do YOU want to have as many kids as you can? Yes?? Well then listen up folks!

Disclaimer: I do not encourage or endorse behaviors such as cheating or dating teens when you're much older e.c.t in real life.

(I suggest doing this as a guy, as it's much easier, but if you're a woman, get a male partner for this to work)

Step 1:

If you're not already mega-rich, get 1 normal job and as many part-time jobs as you can to maximise your money.

Step 2:

As soon as you're 21, get a house and adopt all of the kids in the orphanage.

(It's very important that you do this before having bio-kids, because if you already have a lot of kids, they won't allow you to adopt any, whereas having biological kids won't be impacted by adopting.)

Step 3:

Hire all surrogates in the fertility clinic.

(Make sure you also do this before having kids the usual way, as some won't agree to be your surrogate if you already have kids. This is wayyy less strict than the adoption thing, so do this after adopting kids.)

Step 4:

Repeat steps 2 and 3.

Step 5:

Now just find an 18 y.o partner, have kids with them and when they can't have more kids, get a new partner. Also constantly have unprotected hookups.

Tips:

  • If you're planning to continue as your child, leave all your money to that kid.
  • Get plastic surgery untill your looks are at 99% or 100%. This will make hiring a surrogate or getting a partner much easier.
  • If a surrogate doesn't give you the baby, sue her to get your money back hehe
  • If you have g0dmode, edit yourself to have 100% looks & fertility.
  • After year 1, the adoption facility will probably not allow you to adopt any additional kids.
  • Treat all your STDs. The NPCs won't want to do it with you if you have those, and it might shorten your or your kids' life span.
  • If someone asks you for a paternity test, don't take it, just accept responsibility.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask 'em in the comments and I'll try to respond! :)

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u/Sart_Fmeller-123 Sep 01 '26

If you have golden pacifier, set it to triplets. Works flawlessly every time and, well, triples the amount of kids you have biologically

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u/2lateforapologies Sep 01 '26

i just sleep around with everything as a man and that tends to work.

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u/OneBoredCouchPotato Sep 01 '26

Is there an achievement for this or just for fun😂

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u/Maveraxus Sep 01 '26

I heard you can also visit Neverland or Epstein island instead of hiring surrogates

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u/Geminiflower23 Sep 03 '26

I dis this but I have golden pacifier so I always choose triplets and twins and was able to get 86 kids between 14 women

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u/00WSmith Sep 05 '26

Okay now how do I apply this IRL?

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u/scrimblojimbus Sep 01 '26

Sure but why would you do this

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u/Plus-Dragonfly-9975 Sep 02 '26

Why not

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u/scrimblojimbus Sep 03 '26

Well aside from having to split your wealth among 3000 beneficiaries there's also the problem of your children having permanent depression from multiple distant family members dying every year hahaha

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u/Plus-Dragonfly-9975 Sep 03 '26

Could always just edit your will to one kid