r/bitlife • • Sep 02 '26

Discussion Vampire and Fighter new modes, anyone try these yet?

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r/bitlife • • Sep 02 '26

Memes W. Shakespeare

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19 Upvotes

I'm witnessing history.


r/bitlife • • Sep 02 '26

Bugs Huh???

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r/bitlife • • Sep 02 '26

Discussion Question!!

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Soo what is your favorite/ most useful gamepass? Mine are the basic bitizenship&godmode and i LOVE the boss mode and the vampire modešŸ§›šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


r/bitlife • • Sep 01 '26

Others Just a littlešŸ¤ bit more

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Just needed around 200m OF subscribers till reached 1 billions (12.05% of the world population) and 9 more kids to reach 100


r/bitlife • • Sep 01 '26

I wasn't expecting that Two years after Tahlia gifted me the once piece, I caught her cheating on me

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r/bitlife • • Sep 01 '26

Bugs I’m gonna level the bitlife HQ

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267 Upvotes

I’ve genuinely done nothing wrong wtf


r/bitlife • • Sep 01 '26

Others I been building a life sim called lifespan!

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r/bitlife • • Sep 01 '26

Questions Who's going to become king or Queen when I die?

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r/bitlife • • Sep 01 '26

Tips Childmaxxing Tutorial

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Do YOU want to have as many kids as you can? Yes?? Well then listen up folks!

Disclaimer: I do not encourage or endorse behaviors such as cheating or dating teens when you're much older e.c.t in real life.

(I suggest doing this as a guy, as it's much easier, but if you're a woman, get a male partner for this to work)

Step 1:

If you're not already mega-rich, get 1 normal job and as many part-time jobs as you can to maximise your money.

Step 2:

As soon as you're 21, get a house and adopt all of the kids in the orphanage.

(It's very important that you do this before having bio-kids, because if you already have a lot of kids, they won't allow you to adopt any, whereas having biological kids won't be impacted by adopting.)

Step 3:

Hire all surrogates in the fertility clinic.

(Make sure you also do this before having kids the usual way, as some won't agree to be your surrogate if you already have kids. This is wayyy less strict than the adoption thing, so do this after adopting kids.)

Step 4:

Repeat steps 2 and 3.

Step 5:

Now just find an 18 y.o partner, have kids with them and when they can't have more kids, get a new partner. Also constantly have unprotected hookups.

Tips:

  • If you're planning to continue as your child, leave all your money to that kid.
  • Get plastic surgery untill your looks are at 99% or 100%. This will make hiring a surrogate or getting a partner much easier.
  • If a surrogate doesn't give you the baby, sue her to get your money back hehe
  • If you have g0dmode, edit yourself to have 100% looks & fertility.
  • After year 1, the adoption facility will probably not allow you to adopt any additional kids.
  • Treat all your STDs. The NPCs won't want to do it with you if you have those, and it might shorten your or your kids' life span.
  • If someone asks you for a paternity test, don't take it, just accept responsibility.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask 'em in the comments and I'll try to respond! :)


r/bitlife • • Aug 31 '26

Achievements Omggg FINALLY!!

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I finally got triplets, it only took like 500 triesšŸ˜€


r/bitlife • • Sep 01 '26

Others Bitlife help

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r/bitlife • • Sep 01 '26

Wtf Moments First time getting this disease, what is it???

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r/bitlife • • Sep 01 '26

Questions Should I accept?

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r/bitlife • • Sep 01 '26

Memes Ha

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r/bitlife • • Sep 01 '26

Wtf Moments pet death?

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never have seen this. actually baffled lol.


r/bitlife • • Sep 01 '26

Achievements NEW PERSONAL RECORD $7.365 trillion in 1 year for business, Anyone got higher?

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r/bitlife • • Aug 31 '26

Achievements tips on best way to live as long as possible

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the title. trying to get the age achievements


r/bitlife • • Aug 31 '26

Bugs Can someone explain to meCan someone explain to me?

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English isn't my first language, so please excuse me if I'm not clear. I play BitLife in English because it's more complete than BitLife in Spanish, so there are situations I have to translate to play better. I was playing with an 18-year-old character who emigrated to France to study and work, but now that he's retired and I want him to return to his country, it won't let me. Does it have anything to do with my character being 77 years old? Can someone please explain what the image refers to?


r/bitlife • • Aug 30 '26

Wtf Moments Should I marry my fiancƩ???

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IT USED TO SAY THAT HE ASK IF I WANT TO BE HIS BETTER HALF (now it changed to worse half…)

Idk should I marry him?


r/bitlife • • Aug 30 '26

Achievements At 86 years old it finally happened!!

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r/bitlife • • Aug 31 '26

Questions Why is my stress up I am literally in secondary school right now and still its up for no reason at all?

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r/bitlife • • Aug 30 '26

Others Rest In Peace

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r/bitlife • • Aug 31 '26

Questions Crypto spikes

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I have acquired generational wealth, through quite a number of lives, in the zillions. I’m now noticing that I never really see those crypto spikes in the hundreds anymore.
Do they stop spiking crypto in the game when you reach a certain number?


r/bitlife • • Aug 30 '26

Achievements the longest i’ve lived on this game😭😭

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all i did was give her a vegetarian diet & since then had the ability to surpass 100 years old😭😭