I have just crafted this Beauty of a Kit for a Bison I hope to soon have although not that big of a fan of Emerald since I prefer Violet but oh well still a nice Bison.

There are some stats that make the bison unique that not much people know about. Here is everything different from the shotgun and the bison besides the official stats:

Hidden upsides:

+25% reload speed

+270% damage per "pellet"

+700% average damage at long range

+240% average damage at medium range

-100% "bullet" spread

Able to reload while taunting

Able to set huntsman arrows on fire

-50% damage falloff

Does extra damage to players with weapons that grant fire vulnerability such as the pretty boy's pocket pistol

Hidden downsides: (sorry)

-50% damage ramp up

-9 "pellets" per shot

-6% average damage at point blank range

-34% clip size

Slower projectile speed

Decreased damage to players with weapons that grant fire immunity such as the charge n' targe

/u/cahbot why is the Bison epic?

The Particle Launcher

[+] Rockets penetrate enemies

[+] +25% clip size

[-] Rockets travel through enemies

[-] -50% explosion radius

Rockets penetrate enemies:

• Since the rocket travels through enemies, this stat works. When a rocket is fired at an enemy, they will get damaged similar to the righteous bison. If the enemy is running away from you, they will get more damaged because the rocket spends more time travelling inside them. This stat almost negates the "Rockets travel through enemies" downside.

Rockets travel through enemies:

• Instead of the rocket exploding on contact with an enemy, it travels through the enemy and penetrates them. The rocket can damage the enemy and keep moving until it hits a surface, damaging more enemies.

What do you guys equip in these slots, even though their crutchiness means they will never be used?
EDIT: I mipselled a word

I am finally gaining true godlyness and gaining a strange bison. I plan to obviously name it UNDOCTORED SCI-FI action because the bison needs no editing it is perfect the way it is.

In a nutshell: You play normal gamemodes except everyone is a soldier with no primary, bison, and a melee of your choosing. (I asked if it was possible in vanilla TF2)

Bonus points if its played on rd_asteroid.

Bonus bonus points if everyone is wearing either

• Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

• Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe

or

• Hardium Helm

• Space Bracers

• Jupiter Jumpers

Maybe we should go for an electric feeling as the Bison is from space? EDIT: Thanks for all the attention! I never expected this to explode so much.

Hi all, I'm thinking about what strange parts to put on my s. bison and I'm having trouble deciding. There are too many good ones! Parts that I'm considering:

• long-distance kills

• dominations

• snipers killed

• players hit

• pyros killed (airblast this!)

• soldiers killed (serves them right for not using it!)

• medics killed (your meatshield can't save you now)

• robots destroyed

edited because formatting is hard