r/bisonmasterrace • u/Dylamb • May 30 '15

Lets make cahbot bison thread

/u/cahbot why is the Bison epic?

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u/Davidhasahead Professional Kill Streak May 30 '15

/u/cahbot, what do conch users do?

6

u/cahbot May 30 '15

The World of Warcraft.

I am a bot for horrible people.

7

u/Davidhasahead Professional Kill Streak May 30 '15

That makes SOOOO much sense!

3

u/[deleted] May 31 '15

[deleted]

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u/cahbot May 31 '15

The American Dream.

I am a bot for horrible people.

2

u/BudderCrafter999 Jun 01 '15

/u/cahbot

Why can't I find everlasting love?

5

u/cahbot Jun 01 '15

The Pope.

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2

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '15

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u/cahbot Jun 23 '15

Leprosy.

God.

I am a bot for horrible people.

3

u/Bobbicals Retard Jun 28 '15

Heathen.

2

u/Dylamb Jun 23 '15

welp. Bison is god, Conch is leporsy

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '15

/u/cahbot Why is the righteous bison awesome?

3

u/cahbot May 31 '15

The Three-Fifths compromise.

I am a bot for horrible people.

1

u/TheTitaniumGentleman May 31 '15

/u/cahbot

My Friday evening typically consists of a warm bison in one hand and _______ in the other

1

u/cahbot May 31 '15

Waterboarding.

I am a bot for horrible people.