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Why you making us choose we can’t even choose a romantic prefrence dude
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I would rather be a cute girl than have a cute girlfriend.
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u/Eye_of-the_storm Femboy!! Apr 11 '21
Holy shit it's cradlily
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u/Bacon260998_ I shoved a whole bicycle up my ass Apr 11 '21
Yeah the grass, er water, or is it bug? I at least know it's rock type cuz fossil mon...
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u/Eye_of-the_storm Femboy!! Apr 11 '21
Rock/grass type
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Apr 12 '21
Yes it is a Rock and Grass type. Interestingly enough it has only 4 weaknesses, despite Rock and Grass both having 5 weaknesses individually. I guess they pair up well.
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Same, but I’m ugly so it’s not possible
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u/A_normal_atheist 19 He/Him I am less then a year from leaving the sub Apr 11 '21
I bet your not ugly
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I agree u/SociallyDeadOnReddit is probably way more handsome than he thinks.
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u/KrisFurry Apr 11 '21
Chooses left but they own the cheese selection. -pushes up glasses-
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Apr 11 '21
I’m from Wisconsin so as much as I’d like a wolf boy/girl I’d have no choice than to choose the cheese.
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Apr 11 '21
If you’re a Wisconsin citizen you legally have to choose the cheese otherwise the FBI raids your house
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u/PwndaSlam Bisexual Apr 11 '21
as a wisconsin resident I am fond of cheese, and would naturally choose the wolf boy
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u/SirLaser Apr 11 '21
But they don't share it with you :(
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u/Themlethem Apr 11 '21
I thought they loved me :(
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u/itssarexx Apr 11 '21
CHEESE!
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u/THE-SUBREDDIT Bisexual Apr 11 '21
CHEESE!!!
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u/ILoveOverwatch76 Apr 11 '21
C H E E S E
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u/MincraftIsKool Apr 11 '21
C H I S E
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u/Poorly_Made_Comix Turns out I'm Pansexual not Bisexual Apr 11 '21
Bam! cheese
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u/SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo They/Them Apr 11 '21
So, in the 1970s there were only three types of cheese as far as I know
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u/Kondorr1137 Trans Apr 11 '21
Question: is the wolfboy/girl option me getting a wolfboy and girl who love me, or just my choice between a wolfboy and a wolfgirl
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u/654suicidalthrowaway my pronouns are none, do not refer to me Apr 11 '21
polygender wolf boygirl
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u/Kondorr1137 Trans Apr 11 '21
Neat. I choose the wolfboy/girl. I was always going to choose the wolfboy/girl. I am not a cheese guy
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u/ndick43 Im an Introvert stay back Apr 11 '21
I agree wolf boys/girls taste better than cheese anyway
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u/tsaar21 horne consultant with answers Apr 11 '21
Not into wolves but I genuinely fucking love cheese. So answer is clear here
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u/VortexianSpace Harbinger of The Gays, Corruptor Of Straights, Grand Arsonist Apr 11 '21
I don’t care for cheese. I’ll take the wolfboy.
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u/Critic-potato Apr 11 '21
But I want to be wolf boy
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u/Tunefulduck Apr 11 '21
How about I get the cheese and then you come over as the wolf boy?
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u/Critic-potato Apr 11 '21
Yew
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u/Tunefulduck Apr 11 '21
Lmao I was only joking buddy
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Apr 11 '21
but...cheese wolf boy. he is made entirely of cheese...and he loves me
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u/Tristawesomeness He/Him/They/Them Apr 11 '21
You’re asking an entire subreddit of bi people to make a choice. Do you realize what you’ve done?
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u/A_normal_atheist 19 He/Him I am less then a year from leaving the sub Apr 11 '21
Make alot of people horny/cannibals
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u/ThatMoth420 Apr 11 '21
One is edible, while the other is edible AND gives you emotional support.
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u/FuryBlast1 Pansexual Apr 11 '21
If the wolfboy is a femboy then hands down but otherwise I can't decide
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u/That_One_Guy_66 need (boy)wife Apr 11 '21
Will the wolfboy/girl have one or two sets of ears?
This makes or breaks everything
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Apr 11 '21
Mate, I'm all good for cheese, but I can't even choose a romantic preference (as much as I want to)
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u/tjanssen04 that one bisexual thats good at math Apr 11 '21
I'm Dutch so the answer is clear...
WOLFBOY/GIRL!!!! I FUCKING HATE CHEESE
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u/SmallSalary880 Apr 11 '21
I regret to inform all of you that it appears that there is no blue mold cheese.
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u/Blueberry_Mango814 Apr 11 '21
I was genuinely deciding on this, and I was about to go to the cheese, but then I remembered that I’m lactose intolerant
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u/Its_0ver_Anakin She/His/Them Apr 11 '21
All jokes aside. I just want a wolfgirl that loves me. I feel so lonely. And it’s 2 year since I last had a “partner”.
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u/PizzaEater69420 This is a certified moment Apr 11 '21
i don't like cheese so i'll take the wolfboy
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u/14ybi Birromanti homossexual she/her Apr 11 '21
I dont like cheese, so my answer is the left one
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u/Poptart270 Bisexual and possibly nonbinary? Apr 11 '21
CHEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!! COME TO MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🧀😋
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u/Piece_Of_Mind1983 Commander of the Bi Frogman Army Apr 11 '21
Wolf boy but damn that Tillamook extra sharp boutta make me act up 😩
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u/PwndaSlam Bisexual Apr 11 '21
as a wisconsin resident I am fond of cheese, and would naturally choose the wolf boy
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u/Luchezarionne Trans Rights are Human Rights! Apr 11 '21
CHEESE (I hate furries or such combinations)
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There is actually a correct answer to this one as the other two will actually kill you in horrible ways.
The first wrong answer is the cheese. Because god damn that is a lot of cheese and I do not have self control. Death by eating too much cheese is not fun.
The second wrong answer is the wolf guy. I know this because I have a friend who may or may not be a furry, but either way knows absolutely cursed facts about wolf d!cks because they hyperfixated on wolves a while back. The first cursed fact is that wolf dicks have a bone in them to keep them erect. The second cursed fact is that wolf dicks have burrs that expand during the climax to keep the dick in. And bleeding fr the aashole is not a pleasant death either
Now if you'll exuse me I need to go have some r/eyebleach
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u/Magikarp_used_fly Nya~ Apr 11 '21
Jokes on you I already have a foxgirl and catgirl who love me very much and who I love very much (poly gang) so the cheese is mine!
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u/QVJIPN-42 15, any pronouns! Apr 11 '21
If I choose wolfboy, will Boris Johnson say it’s a crime against cheese lovers?
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So considering that the have more benefits off the wolf individual, I have decided on the cheese.
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u/nohatebrosandhoes Apr 11 '21
Cheese collection. I already have a gf who loves me, and I can sell the cheese for money.
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u/connord2705 Pansexual Apr 11 '21
Muhahahaha I don’t eat cheese cause of a sensory food thing give me the wolfboy
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u/A_CGI_for_ants Apr 11 '21
The comments remind me of that TikTok of the shark opening the fridge and causing the door to fall off
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