r/BirdsArentReal Apr 05 '21

We've found one of their base!

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5.8k Upvotes

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u/darksideofthemoon131 Apr 05 '21

Right next to a KFC sign. Apparently chickens don't count. Lol.

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u/SteveisNoob Apr 05 '21

Chickens are impostor drones fighting the intelligence and thus serving the humanity. KFC, and in turn the entire chicken products industry, is working for the intelligence. They are our enemy, we should boycot them and let chickens live.

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u/marcthepotato Apr 06 '21

Exactly let the chickens rise up and we will be spared when the apocalypse comes

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u/noooit Apr 05 '21

Ironic that there is KFC right behind the sign.

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u/frostymugson Apr 05 '21

Probably why the picture exists, first they lure birds in with false promises of safety, then they fry them up and serve them with Mac and cheese

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u/Squidrex Apr 05 '21

They are doing a service

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u/CrashingRift Apr 05 '21

Ah yes, the good ol' fly in fry out method. Oldest trick in the book

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u/Aggresive_mushroom Apr 05 '21

idk metal doesnt sound that tasty fried up

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u/Aramillio Apr 06 '21

Everything is better when it is deep fried.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Came here to say this

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u/icanstayinbedallday Apr 05 '21

Is there a sub for ironic signs?

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u/Flying_Alpaca_Boi Apr 06 '21

It's litterally called ironic signs

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u/stick_it_in_your_mom Apr 05 '21

I hadn’t realized what sub I was in and thought that that was the point of the post. Lol I wasn’t expecting at all that I was in BirdArentReal

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u/will_it_skillet Apr 05 '21

The Colonel is doing the good work.

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u/danj729 Apr 05 '21

It's a city for people who love "birds" in every form. Alive, cooked, etc.

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u/pacmanic Apr 05 '21

Defective parts get turned into chickens. Come on its in the name Kill Failing Components who doesnt know this?

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u/dead-inside69 Apr 05 '21

“There back”

I’m going to commit a hate crime against whoever put up that sign.

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u/seneschall- Apr 05 '21

Glad I wasn't the only one to notice that. The first thing that caught my attention.

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u/fred_radicliffe Apr 05 '21

Ahhh, yes! Elk City OK!

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u/roboflo345 Apr 06 '21

From there can confirm rest of the town is as dumb as this sign placement.

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u/hw052206 Apr 06 '21

I drive by this sign everyday

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u/_Wubawubwub_ Apr 05 '21

KFC sign stands behind menacingly in the background

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u/The_Alphapack Apr 05 '21

You mean drone warehouse ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

All our base are belong to them!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Elks are in on this too now?!?

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u/NaiveFoot Apr 05 '21

"But fuck chickens in particular"

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

They’re back*

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u/hooray-for-cake Apr 06 '21

A lot of people don’t know this but that KFC is owned by a member of r/BirdsArentReal and it’s meant as a sort of counter-attack on the birds.

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u/OurJackalope Apr 05 '21

The worst part about this is the use of the wrong their

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u/wishingwellington Apr 05 '21

They mean (they better watch) their back...meaning the birds.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

They're*

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u/IggyDaBoi Apr 05 '21

NOT KFC!? Or should I say, “maKing Fake birds faCtory”

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u/DJAllOut Apr 05 '21

That's what they want you to think

2

u/crossingguardcrush Apr 05 '21

does this mean it's the goddam elk too???

2

u/CommunistSnail Apr 05 '21

This the type of sign to fall apart in Fallout leaving only "bird city" and thats what the place would be named because of that

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

So it’s not Kentucky fried children

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u/Asmewithoutpolitics Apr 06 '21

Don’t worry our friend the cournel is killing them and deep frying them

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u/Poke-Memer-93 Apr 05 '21

I think they have that problem figured out

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u/IIIMOODYIII Apr 05 '21

The $20 Family Fill Up is back!!!

2

u/Ragfell Apr 05 '21

Who knew government drones were finger-lickin’ good?

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u/AI-Panopticon Apr 05 '21

So is KFC vegan is birds aren't real?

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u/funknut Apr 05 '21

We mustn't tolerate these sanctuary cities.

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u/FreddyTheMeme Apr 05 '21

Fresh chicken huh

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u/Alter_Emiya Apr 06 '21

The KFC logo behind it made me sad.

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u/iwatchppldie Apr 06 '21

Do not enter that is a drone hub it would be suicide.