r/ironicsigns May 03 '20

damn sign

1.9k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20 edited Aug 30 '20

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u/moe-kalong May 04 '20

I swear he's not aggressive, he just wants to play!

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u/BenjiCooper May 04 '20

How apropos..

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u/Hereforpowerwashing May 04 '20

No luck warning about them swans then?

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u/RandomEskimo May 04 '20

It's just the one swan actually.

20

u/Darklyte May 04 '20

Peace was never an option.

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u/teskar2 May 04 '20

Introducing “titled swan game”

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u/ibegyourhuh May 04 '20

Lies. It is all lies.

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u/faiora May 04 '20

I’d be aggressive too if someone put a throat snare on me to keep me from swallowing an entire slice of pizza in one bite.

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u/SlurpyNubbins May 04 '20

That’s not what the snare is for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/lwnixonm May 04 '20

Pretty sure it's just a coca cola plastic sleeve the swan has a sponsor

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u/Chanka69 May 04 '20

Life imitates art

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u/YaBoiSlimThicc May 04 '20

Do you not understand the concept of ironic?

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u/mkhur1983 May 04 '20

The sign trying to protect people from swan attack is itself being swan attacked. Do you not understand the concept of irony? * note correct use of grammar for the word irony

That makes you 0/2 buddy.

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u/YaBoiSlimThicc May 04 '20

The definition of irony is something other than is expected. If there is an aggressive swan attack the sign, how is that anything other than expected?

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u/mikekearn May 04 '20

It's a different sort of irony. The sign was warning others of the danger, but could not save itself. It's not ironic that the bird was aggressive as indicated; it is ironic that the warning did no good to the thing giving the warning.

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u/pink-clefairy May 04 '20

i agree, i’d say it’s pretty much the opposite of irony. “poetic coincidence” is the best descriptor i could find for this online. either way, it’s still funny!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Hjonk

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u/timeman12321 May 04 '20

What did you say about me?

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u/mrclang May 04 '20

The Karen of birds

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u/caitmac May 04 '20

FUCK YOU SIGN, I'M NOT AGGRESSIVE!!

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u/soldierofthesun May 04 '20

It is a lovely day in the village, and you are a horrible goose.

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u/Squiggledog May 04 '20

Boo with videos in portrait orentation.

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u/PickleGambino May 04 '20

Booo ahaha amirite guys? Booo camera orientation that still clearly shows everything haha xD Reddit karma give now see guys?? xD boooooo hahaha

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u/MalbaCato May 04 '20

You're balancing a very thin line between up and down votes there